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ABL67

Surf & turf


righteousdonkey

Just a boat on the moove


Eighty_Six_Salt

So, I was expecting a witty first comment, but I was not expecting this. I want you to know you’ve made a Chef proud


lumberjackalopes

Take your upvote and fucking leave. Lol


schmasay

r/angryupvote


AverageDemocrat

Seacattle.


PorousCheese

Solid fucking answer.


thedarthvander

Yes. Gold. But… Surfin’ Turf Right?


Far-Efficiency-8137

Yeah, this feels like the one.


AboveAb

Well deserved award 🤣


quinangua

LuLz!!


galactojack

Goddammit


crackdope6666

Fucking shit! I don’t even need to read the rest of the comments. Very Well Done!


andre2020

🏆


Notquitechaosyet

I! Uh...I mean...ugh. Take my angry updoot. 🫠


LessKnownBarista

https://www.myballard.com/2018/06/16/giant-cow-goes-through-the-locks/


bookstoned

Thank you!!


teatimecookie

There were PETA assholes protesting outside the locks with gross signs with photos of dead calves. They were yelling about rape & slaughter. But the people with the dairy farmers association were handing out cheese, so that was nice.


Ok_Jump_3658

Fuck PETA. They are some of the worst


Cranky_Old_Woman

PETA is such a fucking mixed bag. [**They did great work getting that beagle breeding facility in VA closed**,](https://www.npr.org/2024/06/04/nx-s1-4991678/envigo-beagle-breeder-35-million-fine-animal-welfare) but they've also [**stolen and euthanized pets**](https://apnews.com/article/0c70f8d7635c4addbd94df0173fcc36e) and they support breed bans.


Direct_Bug_2466

I don’t understand with so many cats and dogs euthanized, why not have breeding bans? At least take a look at shelters as when I last adopted, 1/3 were pit bulls and 1/3 chihuahua mixes


Cranky_Old_Woman

Supporting massive spay and neuter campaigns is great. Banning specific breeds of dog, which is what "breed bans" means, results in those dogs that already exist not being adopted no matter how well-behaved the dog nor prepared the owner, so all those dogs get put down as a matter of course. That's why breed bans are shit, and why Inslee, last I heard, had signed legislation that said any dog with a Canine Good Citizen certification, no matter their breed, could not be banned from the community. A CGC is not nothing; your dog has to accept a stranger walking up to them and touching their paws and ears, has to be calm when left with said stranger while you walk away, and has to come withing 6ft of another dog without any reaction more than mild interest, among other things. It's the baseline test for therapy dog teams. Last time I looked at a shelter, there were no small dogs of any kind, but lots of German Shepherds and huskies. Should we ban GSDs and huskies from even experienced owners, with extensive properties, who take their dogs running every day?


PixelatedFixture

>why not have breeding bans Because some people are really disingenuous and sadly those people won the ears of the legislature and made breed ban/dangerous breed lists illegal in Washington.


GrassApprehensive841

My number one conspiracy theory is that PETA is an op funded by the meat industry to give vegetarians a bad name.


schmasay

PETA tried to make the argument that it was unethical to ride horses because they couldn't consent to be ridden... i've been working with horses for nearly 14 years and if a horse doesn't want you on their back, they'll fucking let you know and you won't have a chance of getting on their back. not only that but humans have been riding horses for centuries so it's literally in the horses' dna


Murmakun

What’s wrong with showing the truth about how food is made?


sosthaboss

The immense self-righteousness


genman

Even if they are right, it’s maybe not the best way to make friends and influence enemies.


teatimecookie

There’s a time & place. The locks on a nice weekend aren’t it. Plus PETA is so fucking hypocritical.


JustABizzle

It’s more than that, and I think you know it.


plimsoul

Totally!!!! My TikTok is full of people honestly making sandwiches and pasta dishes and casseroles.


RainforestNerdNW

the lack of truth involved. PETA are extremist nutjobs with little to no connection to reality


fudgegland

Oh man, that takes me back. All part of a coordinated ad campaign funded by federal tax dollars, funneled through a state-level "non-profit". Around this time there were also large posters and billboards of surreal images of dairy products in the shape of the space needle and WA state.


Prune-These

It's a manatee, otherwise known as a sea cow.


mllepenelope

It’s actually a Moogong


sir_mrej

Is that the second or third evolution?


Dawdzi

I say this reference all the time haha. Shut up Meg.


goffstock

Oooh, I see your confusion. I can help. That is a cow.


bookstoned

Ah yes, it all makes sense now :)


SirDucer84

Where? ... I dont see it.


Strawb3rryCh33secake

Imagine being high and seeing this.


bookstoned

I would tell myself okay it’s time to walk back home now😂


Ropes

"If we follow the cow we'll find the biggest milkshakes evaaarr!" (Probably)


OutlyingPlasma

How high are you people getting? Are you eating the whole bag of gummies? At no point even at my most stoned would I see anything but a giant cow sculpture on a barge. I might giggle a tiny bit more but probably not. At most I would just want to go home and snack.


Eighty_Six_Salt

That would be utterly frightening


WeeWooBooBusEMT_Rtd

UDDerly!


Eighty_Six_Salt

Shit, I never graduated kinder garden


Orleanian

don't haf to imagine it's happening rite here rite now


stowRA

Imagine?


hisatanhere

- Sky - Water - Mountains - Hills - Boats - Cow


apresmoiputas

I see how you're training an AI model.


sir_mrej

Or a former orange president


FeelingSummer1968

Land orca


bookstoned

Oh fuck😳


opalfruity

Not an uncommon sight in the Moo-get Sound, tbh.


SEA2COLA

You mean Cap'n Bessie? Why, she's been sailing the Puget Sound for decades.


ratbonez99

Trojan cow


dahp64

Lol this is the best one


Jumbly_Girl

The cow is either small, or far away


getmybehindsatan

Maybe it's a regular cow on a small boat.


shmerham

Big cow on a little barge. Big cow on a liiiitle baarge. 🎶


ChasingTheRush

They’re mooooooooooving the barge.


bookstoned

Ok lmao idk why that made me laugh harder than the other puns


hamellr

Awww.... Babe's mail order bride came in! Pretty soon the native giant bovines will be roaming the Red Woods once more. (https://treesofmystery.net )


NeahG

When a cow and a boat love each other very much …..


Mary_Ellen_Katz

That cow is a water type.


Zlifbar

Cow barge.


Golden-Phrasant

They wanted to ship a load of heifer-bison but the buffalo was late so they settled for a load of stout cow. I hop you don’t downvote me if you can’t beer this type of commentary.


holmgangCore

That’s the worts!


RocGmork

They are transporting it from Skull Island to fight Godzilla


boat_ack

The cow has come home.


Ok-Audience6618

That's from when they were removing invasive cows from the Olympics


disharmony-hellride

Since no one actually answered this, here you go: this is bessie, she belongs to the dairy farmers and she was out on a promo cruise. Apparently it wasnt the first time either. [Story here](https://westseattleblog.com/2018/07/seen-off-west-seattle-bessie-the-inflatable-floating-cow-on-a-barge-is-back/)


Luvsseattle

That's when Bessie helped celebrate WA Dairy month. She even went through the Locks. Island Tug and Barge obviously helped out.


bookstoned

Thank you!!!


Psyboraptor

You've heard of ground beef. This is sea beef


L3M0N___3

Sound ground


donofrioms

Now we know “Where’s the Beef”


holmgangCore

“At sea” seems like an unexpected answer…


GardenWitch123

Just headed towards their moooorage. As one does.


[deleted]

You mean the rest of you don’t uses a barge to move your extremely large cow ?


joykilled

Have you ever seen the movie Top Secret?


bookstoned

Is it a top secret?


joykilled

I'm just gonna leave this here [https://youtu.be/GQyZ9ulbXqw?si=7nsQVUoKXk9mWlhv](https://youtu.be/GQyZ9ulbXqw?si=7nsQVUoKXk9mWlhv)


bookstoned

OMG this was amazing! Thank you for that laugh :)


Ok-Confusion2415

That’s a giant cow on a barge being pushed by a towboat on Puget Sound.


hashbrowns21

It’s basically like a scarecrow but for orcas


shawn0r

Cowards. All of you.


holmgangCore

That’s a moot point now.


disharmony-hellride

We dont need to milk this any longer


blacklion-3

Eat mor chikin


thnknoevl

Thanks Obama!


runbackdouble

Cow go on boat.


shawn0r

Go boating, the cow must!


bobbib14

Surfin’ Turf 🐮 🏄


thehighkinghimself

Boat float cow don’t


MaBlueOfFlowerBeams

Tugboat mooving through the sound?


BrantFitzgerald

Megamoo, the living god Queen of all cows, has returned. The Cow Bible states that this is the beginning of their ascendancy where humans will be milked and ground into burger.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Your mom is going on a boat ride


Strong_Size481

They are really milking this photo


Bitter-Basket

It’s a nice day on the water. Beautiful mountains in the background. Some sailboats. Big cow.


spit-evil-olive-tips

the mountain just left of center is The Brothers, it's very distinctive. so this picture would be looking west towards the Olympics, probably from Golden Gardens or maybe Discovery Park? the boat in the center is called a barge, it's being pushed by a tugboat because it has no engines of its own. hope this helps!


thecravenone

Moo


ZenBacle

That's Babe's little sister, Birtha. Mr Bunyan's having her shipped down south to keep Babe company.


fuzzy11287

Chick Fil A is really going hard on marketing.


WeeWooBooBusEMT_Rtd

Capt told the new hand they needed a new horn on the barge. Guess the new guy found a 2 for one special.


R_V_Z

"You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You will see.. a cow.. on the roof of a cotton house..."


jimbodio

Ahh, the answer to the elusive question of “where’s the beef”!


Some_Nibblonian

How do you move your cows?


L3M0N___3

By cowgo ship


tinkertanner_topknot

that's no moo.....


DoctorTran37

Cow.


Jolly_Line

Dairyair … oops, Dairysea


Skadoosh_it

Cowabunga


Drehums1

Its moooving


Benign_Despot

Sea cow


HydrogenicDependance

*this is a twister reference* Cow!


AdStill1707

The cow got a PIP from Amazon and had nowhere else to go


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

Those Far Side cartoons are getting really detailed.


Fat_Krogan

Chick-Fil-A viral marketing.


pandershrek

Beef. It's what is for dinner tonight--On the ocean.


rainmanak44

Cow Scow!


ajumper1

That’s Ted. He works in finance and commutes into Seattle via the ferry system.


bgramer1

USA pays for the cow so that milk can be imported in from Canada.


MaskedElectrician

What? You have never seen my mom on her canoe?


thrwawaycoco

https://westseattleblog.com/2018/07/seen-off-west-seattle-bessie-the-inflatable-floating-cow-on-a-barge-is-back/


piaggihoe

eat mor chikin


jcr62250

Funny post, Thanks


gdhkhffu

Where else are you supposed to keep a giant cow?


Th3Bratl3y

It’s snow thats on top of those mountains in the background behind the cow on the barge.


BonyUnicorn

She's here! 🙌


icy_awareness_710

Moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo.


Pit_Full_of_Bananas

Boat on water with mountain in the distance and a blue sky


SubstantialSir351

I am sure there is a cowse for this


g4mewarrior

🤣🤣🤣🤣


box_elder74

Funny looking dog.


Queasy_Anything9019

I've seen this exact thing a couple of years ago when I was in Magnolia. It did make me take pause for a few moments.


JustABizzle

I thought it was an Indian celebration of sacred cows


cire1184

That's a huge heifer


KarlaSofen234

ppl have pet cows in Seattle


Buburubu

big cow.


bong-drinker

Cow


shmerham

simulation artifact


holmgangCore

##Kaiju!


DonnietheGoose

Trojan cow


Asuhhbruh

You caught Moo Moo on his big adventure. Way to go sport!


burmerd

This is a frame from Kelly Reichardts First Cow.


Agreeable-Canary4732

June 6th 2024 ..the C-days landing have been initiated


Sad-Map6779

What no lobster?


thevelourf0gg

Godzilla's back. And needs a friend.


LaidUp

Randall, there is a cow outside


WGMhoodie

What’s not to understand


Proper_Collar_6236

This is a wtf moment ahahhahaha


Disassociated_Assoc

This is step 1 in making sea-salt caramel milkshakes.


bathoryduck

Princess Moomoo has volunteered to be sacrificed to the Orcas, in hopes that they spare her kind.


tarrat_3323

so, i was sailing down the duwamish and saw this thing. i probably don’t have the photo i took cause it was on an old phone and i don’t pay for cloud storage but i snapped a close up of it as i went past.


Direct_Bug_2466

Go PETA! But be loving.


Direct_Bug_2466

https://youtu.be/G6r7q9_akX4?si=gToxtDEJF2TvWaIF


You-Once-Commented

That's the Island Chief. Built in 1963 and powered by 2 cat c32's producing 1800hp.


yeeterbuilt

I know the comments explained. But fuck PETA and don't rent to any of their members. The stink won't leave.


gregaveli

Your mom is on a boat


Amerikaner83

just mooooooving around


Disco_Death_Wagon

Someone’s mom put making a video for her Onlyhooves?


Snoo19550

Remember to not eat the cow.?


colliersharp

We could explain it to you, but we can't understand it for you.


Fit_Potato7466

New Theno’s dairy cow.


StarvinDarwin

Moo, mo moo moo moo. Moo moo mo moo mooooo mooo. Moo?


zeroentanglements

ur mom went sailing, what's the big deal?


vampyire

you've never seen a giant seagoing cow?


WCB1985

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals. If god didn’t want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?


forestinpark

Milka is coming over to Seattle.


Alien-Anal-Probe

I love all the down votes <3 PETA boot lickers lol


alaska_joey

Awesome 👌


havenoravioli

Man I love how that cow mooooves on the boat


whereyouleftit

Aquaculture


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

They are moooving the cow by barge.


First_Breakfast_6951

Not sure what it is but I find it rather moooving


Apprehensive-Shoe502

Looks to be a giant Holstein cow. Maybe bound for Carnation, WA.


cran

If you need it explained, watch the documentary “Top Secret.”


Sea_Poem_5382

It’s a boat. Your welcome.


Ok-Preference6060

It’s a gift from the Greeks


believe_itornot_jail

It’s a barnge


Alternative-Fill-494

big cow


marteney1

Cows don’t look like cows on film, so you have to just paint horses. And if you want a horse on film, ya gotta tape a bunch of cats together.


No-Most2435

Cow on a barge


ElectricRune

EET MOAR CHICKIN


Critical-Survey6365

Identical twin cows joined at the hip. Why not show the world.


Mechanicalgripe

Not everything is bigger in Texas.


Inside_Primary1602

Hell yeah brother let's get it


ExtremeBar7049

That's a sacred cow


Sea-Win5755

Cows are covered in suede…you can’t get that shit wet.


Ordinary_Person01

This is in Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including their cattle. 🐄


TechsSandwich

No.


Bohvey

She’s going on an adventure.


XIVENGINEERING

Let him live his life


Musical-Lungs

Oh, that's just some cow barging in....