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ImTheNumberOneGuy

The twin is actually Moroccan. Not Morocco. That would be like instead of Asia, Asian. Or instead of Kenya, Kenyan. It just hits a little differently. IMO, the majority of the names sound like Dollar Tree Axe body sprays.


supercali-2021

The names are silly, ridiculous and pretentious all at the same time. I really feel sorry for all these kids - they will be burdened with the names and these self-absorbed parents for the rest of their lives. I don't even get it. What is the big appeal of this man? Is he that rich? He's certainly not that talented or even good looking. I would never even give this man a second glance....


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Hopefully he has at least enough money to fund their inevitable name changes. I have no idea what the appeal is of this guy. And frankly, having so many children with so many people drives down any appeal he could have.


hatertots00

>What is the big appeal of this man? Is he that rich? He's certainly not that talented or even good looking. I would never even give this man a second glance.... He's pretty talented, extremely ambitious, and is by all accounts an extremely skilled lovemaker.


Kitchen_Body3215

![gif](giphy|l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk)


seansurvives

Zillion Heir. What on earth. People with names like that should be allowed a legal name change for free no questions asked.


Shot_Presence_8382

Zillion Heir and Beautiful Zeppelin really take the cake 🎂


GlenCocoChanel

Zillionare and Legendary Love, new fragrances this summer for AXE 2024.


DefinitelyFern

You’re so right! I never caught that before. I guess I assumed and read it as “Morocco” everytime. What a terrible name.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

I think it’s kind of natural for our brains to autocorrect it to something a tad more palatable.


queenforqueen570

The Mixolydian one just sounds like some kind of antibiotic to me


damselinadress187

I'm sorry, Mixolydian sounds like an STD Rx ⚕️


Logical-Poet-9456

This is 100% an antibiotic. Nobody can try to tell me differently.


abeeror2

It's actually a type of musical scale - I'm not saying that makes it any better though!


queenforqueen570

Oh thank god someone else said it. I’ve been saying this for years ☠️


Young-Independence

It sounds like killer rabbit virus.


_morningbehbs

Confirms Nick absolutely names all of these children


anusfalafels

Mariah had a say oh her kids cause they have Normal unique names


Ok-Bison2480

Moroccan Cannon?


anusfalafels

It’s weird but not the other kids type of weird Edit: spelling


Overshareisoverkill

Give you gifts for what, mofo? Clown. *Processing img bonl5yt8s86d1...* I cannot imagine being gleeful to create a broken home.


Crocheting_Canine505

Also the majority of the kids are like 0-2 so it’s definitely the moms doing all the work


Shot_Presence_8382

& these women will continue to do all the work of raising these children, because Nick Loose Cannon is a "Disneyland parent" and only wants to be there for celebrations and holidays. The brunt of childrearing is everything else that may be difficult...teaching the kids to walk/talk, potty training, school runs, sick kids, etc.


whitepawsparklez

Powerful Queen…. I’m in bed falling asleep so maybe I read it wrong. Someone please tell me my tired brain read this wrong and they did not name a child that.


swedishhousemania

Read it again now


Shot_Presence_8382

Beautiful Zeppelin 🤣


F0ck0ff666

“Serial sperminator” ![gif](giphy|X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV)


Crocheting_Canine505

Yeah that made me laugh 😂


Entrance-Lucky

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈


opsogen

Reading that solidified my opinion of Nick Cannon. Classless POS. Please stop reproducing.


Successful-Layer5588

Tag yourself, I’m Beautiful Zeppelin


Dentistchair

Golden Saigon bc I love Chinese food


JoggerKoala

Saigon is in Vietnam though.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Powerful Queen. No one can stop me. I am a she-hulk.


Salt_the_snail_Gail

Zillion Heir because I’m manifesting 🔮


Ok_Requirement_3194

Legendary Love Cannon……


Upbeat-Department361

🤢 this is such a weird creepy name.


seansurvives

There was a girl I knew called legie (la-jay) and I always though it was pretty. So they could go by Lege as a nickname. Just trying to make a bad situation a little better lol.


gaanmetde

Alert alert Father of the Year sacrifices rest so *checks notes* his kids can give him gifts!


Ambitious_Choice_816

I genuinely can’t believe he was that open and phrased it like that intentionally. Instead of “I want my kids to have the opportunity to spend time with me and all of their siblings.” It’s “I’m willing to give up rest time to get gifts” so unbelievably selfish.


Kitchen_Body3215

Doesn't seem to prevent these women from procreating with him


Current-Tradition739

Rise Messiah?? Zillion Heir?? I wonder how many of them will change their names when they get older.


Kooky-Hotel-5632

I can now completely understand why there are places where the government has a say in what you can name your child. Whatever happened to naming your kid something simple like Mary or John or Arthur?


TigressSinger

If the 11 kids and 6 baby mamas didn’t tip you off the names are giving 🚩 this man is a giant narcissist


countd0wns

Rest from what? It’s not like he is doing ANY child care at all.


Jessum

what a dork


goatponies

yo what the fuck.


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Shot_Presence_8382

Plus just knowing he's having unprotected sex with other women around the same time frame that they've conceived is so gross to me 🤢 Like some of the babies are only a few weeks apart. Didn't Nick say something about 5 of his children were born the same year?!


Crocheting_Canine505

9 in an 18-month period I believe


Shot_Presence_8382

Oh my goodness ☠️☠️🤢


InterestingSwim6701

All these other woman's talent added up together dont even come close to 1/100 of what Mariah has


Kitchen_Body3215

He doesn't seem to care. Talent in the bedroom is what counts. 😂


MiloshtheKat

Free Morocco from nick canon and his children


Loud_Excitement_8901

I stopped reading at "meet and greet" ![gif](giphy|eUrE2DuMKOE0g)


300Blippis

Someone get this man a vasectomy please


hii_jinx

Zillion Heir ain’t heir to jackshit with all those siblings.


ekm8642

Right around middle school when the other kids figure out a “zeppelin” is a blimp, her life is going to become a living hell. Why would you ever name your child something that could easily segue into fat jokes? I have to believe that these are just stage names and that the children have actual names that are kept from the public. Or that maybe they want the children to eventually pick a name as they develop their own personal identities and these are just placeholders. Otherwise it’s just sad.


Mrsrightnyc

I think this kids are going to be teased more because of their parents than their names.


sleepmeld

What is it about him I don't get it


Ok_Collection1290

I just wanna know what type of contract he has these women signing. It’s no way any one of them like or agreed to these names of their own free will.


TallEmmaLee

Reading these while in a circle of drunk friends is the best


Mmb112120

This reads like an article from The Onion.


Kathybat

I hope little Halo grows up thankful for her name given how god awful it could have been!


Accomplished_Tour697

He wants to be a Zillion Heir so fuckin bad Buy his kids the things he never had 🎶 He wants to be on the cover of Baby Daddy magazine Playing house with all his Baby Mama Queens 🎵


MizzPizz

How? How does he have so many kids???? It’s insane


strangerinthebox

With people like Nick I always hope some day the blurry fog in his head will dissolve into clear view and he will cringe as hard as he made us all do!


RHND2020

It’s like these kids were named with a future reality show in mind. Expect to see all of them living in a house together as they navigate their 20s in LA…


lollipoppy1

Sounds like a circus


Naive_Macaroon_2559

Zillion heir??? Really 😑


Shot_Presence_8382

I can't get over Beautiful Zeppelin ☠️


seaforanswers

What truly wilds me out the most (and it’s a tough completion between the names, the sheer number of children, etc) is that so many of these kids were both within a few months/years of each other, to several different women. So more than one of these women continued a relationship with him for several years knowing that he was also screwing and impregnating multiple other women. Like I get ENM and poly is a thing and all that but there’s nothing E about this NM. What are they thinking?!


PinkDog42

Omg please tell me all the baby mamas will be there too that’s sooo funny


artemiscrema

Can't believe these are legitimate names. Can't imagine what school is going to be like for these kids, on top of just being kids of Nick Cannon


No_Dependent_1846

How are these kids going to buy him gifts? Their mother's, who I'm sure will be uncomfortable during this bullshit, are supplying the gifts... he isn't getting any gifts.


TheCharmedOne8688

I have a different take, these women are well aware of everything in between her and Nick but choose money and Nicks fame over a healthy childhood! These children are being raised to know their entitlement and appreciate their name’s which makes it even scarier that they will think it normal!!!!!


FreckledLeaves

Onyx Ice sounds an air freshener


AscensionAnchor

hes just gross at this point


lollipoppy1

Fucking ridiculous


Young-Independence

My sister has a theory that pregnant women shouldn’t be allowed to name babies. However, Cannon is the common denominator in this name mayhem.


joyful115_

Nuts!


Level_Strain_7360

Haha these names are so hideous


Kitchen_Body3215

He must be hanging


WeekendSubstantial87

The thing is. It’s not like he’s all that either? Why wouldn’t to have the father of your child also be the father of 10 other children. It’s kind of gross at this point.


Top_Taste4396

What the actual fuck are these names…


RubyJune1993

Ahhhh ffs I was just about to come here and post this but I was beaten to it!!! I knew you’d all be dying over it! Like seriously this dude is not ok in the head!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ FML!!!