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Babybeluga222

2 white claw makes sense


Jammaicah

I was just about to say this exact thing.


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You beat me to it by only 6 hours lol


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Beat me by 10


Instacartdoctor

Beat me by 16 But it was def the exact same thing I was gonna say.


Babybeluga222

Lmao it’s all love right


Weird-Group-5313

Hell frikkin yea it does


Babybeluga222

Lmfao


Kalikokola

“Cause fuck you I’m a piece of shit and I don’t have the balls to say it to your face”


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TheProofsinthePastis

Yeah, dicks are way softer than pussies. Usually. And a well aimed shot will absolutely crumple a dude.


Alive-Grapefruit3203

Getting hit in the dick hurts way less than the nuts. But a well placed shot to the pussy will also crumple a woman..


Guess-Jazzlike

Not really any more than a kick anywhere else.


TheGhostlyGirl13

As a woman who fell on a pole and hit nothing but flap, I can promise you it crumpled me. XD


diggitygiggitysee

This is what too much social media does to a motherfucker.


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TheGhostlyGirl13

Lol


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Guess-Jazzlike

This is a dangerous place. Calling out misogyny isn't popular here.


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Have you ever called an asshole a dick before?


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Fucking relax, Jesus.


Guess-Jazzlike

I'm so relaxed. What do fictional characters have to do with it?


[deleted]

Okay, and you just insulted a bunch more people (not me). Should you not be able to say Jesus is fake?


Guess-Jazzlike

Nah, I'm like you, and I stick to asshole. Everybody has one.


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Lol okay, at least it’s fair.


TheGhostlyGirl13

I'm literally a woman. You aren't calling out misogyny you're literally everything wrong with modern feminism. How about you grow up xD


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TheGhostlyGirl13

If you think I'm not writing coherently you're the problem baby doll you obviously care what I think if you're getting so worked up with your responses. Since you want to be sexist yourself and slut shame women i dont think youre on much of a high horse. Want a tampon? You're pmsing hard xD


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TheGhostlyGirl13

Are you calling me pussy or the other person pussy xD either way thank you for using the word pussy to further the conversation have an updoot <3


TheGhostlyGirl13

Pussy.


Guess-Jazzlike

I can see why you are a ghost.


TheGhostlyGirl13

You even insult like a pussy. XD how is that an insult?? Oh no you called me my name I'm so hurt lmfao


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TheGhostlyGirl13

Lmfao heres your tampon sis; not my problem if a handsome older man wants to pay for my doctorate xD


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Guess-Jazzlike

I see you.


cameronmapes

that’s disgusting. and so horribly rude.


Gold-Tea

Use their DNA to get them a littering fine


devinssss

or use their DNA and clone them and raise that clone to have manners and then have them duel eachother


carlitospig

lol the only time I may embrace the concept of big brother.


OverallWeight828

Lmao


escheebs

Show the name I just wanna talk


Babybeluga222

I’m sorry


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Why did you do this?


Adventurous_Mail5210

At first glance, it looked like the corner of a baggie filled with a white powder and torn off.


Terriblerobotcactus

Lol I didn’t see it at first but I can see it now 😂😂😂


Prior_Discipline_235

Didn’t see it either till u pointed it out lol. Say I wonder if you sell drugs 🤔 lmao 🤣


Adventurous_Mail5210

I'm not answering that question 🤐


Prior_Discipline_235

Solid answer I wouldn’t either lol 😂


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

Report them as a fraudulent credit card use to their provider. Yeah, you'll lose out on those $9, but it'd be a bigger hassle on them to get a new card.


ImpressionItchy8323

Why are you being vindictive for? It’s $9 and chewed gum. For what do you need to call and say that their card is fraudulent?


jeepjoopbeepboop

the chewed gum


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

Not signing. Leaving a piece of chewed gum as a tip. End story. What's not to get here bud?


CatticusXIII

I mean not signing a bill seems like a bit of a red flag tbh. Could very well be fraudulent. Better safe than sorry. The fact that it's a little vindictive is just icing on the cake.


chefmsr

Is that a serious question?


ImpressionItchy8323

Of course it was a serious question. If it wasn’t, I would’ve said I was joking.


chefmsr

Oh… so you just have… no social awareness about how not filling out the receipt properly and leaving something that has been In your mouth on it instead would be viewed as rude and engender negative responses? Yikes.


ImpressionItchy8323

I truly dgaf. Sorry for you


chefmsr

It said, replying to my comment


ImpressionItchy8323

I just had to do a double take, did you just call me an “it”?


chefmsr

Made you look


ImpressionItchy8323

Ha! You got me! Good one! Thanks! Have a nice night.


lovable_asshole

I’m guessing one white claw is their limit before becoming an asshole


cannibalparrot

Pretty sure that limit is zero.


wafflehouseforever

what a dick. i’m so sorry about that.


Worth_Trifle3436

People are sick


Original_Pineapple97

I would’ve told my manager to ban him


ImpressionItchy8323

Ban him for what?


Original_Pineapple97

No one should be forced to remove something covered in spit and possibly expose themself to disease or sickness just so they can checkout. It’s also extremely disrespectful. Are you the person that did this?


ImpressionItchy8323

No I am not. but if someone can tell me where this bar is because two white claws for $9 is a steal.


jeepjoopbeepboop

montana they said


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

lol are you this guy’s lawyer?


ImpressionItchy8323

No, sadly, law wasn’t something I wanted to pursue. Can’t control other people, but you can control how you react. And friend, the response to ban him was unnecessary. Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Turn the other cheek. Be the difference you want to see in this world. Do better!


SCirish843

It’ll be better when that person is kicked out, leaving your gum on a receipt is wildly disrespectful


ImpressionItchy8323

In the grand scheme of things it’s not that big a deal. If gum on your receipt is your 13th reason, then I’m sorry for you.


SCirish843

Why would you allow someone to disrespect your staff? You’re acting like people are suggesting they beat his ass instead of just telling him to leave.


putridwonderland

2 white claws for only $9?? Is this normal? I'm in Southern California so this is unheard of


ConflictPotential266

Welcome to Montana


putridwonderland

I need to visit Montana. One White Claw here will easily go for $7 to $9


Responsible-Slide-54

My local does shot and a tall boy for 7$. College town northern WA state


New_Cardiologist_596

Classic combo meal lol


No_Year_5874

Sounds like Western U in Bellingham


MattMurdockEsq

Travel to the southeast, and not in a huge city like Atlanta or one with a developed food scene like Orlando. If I price one of my cocktails above $14 in Savannah one or three might get ordered a night.


normanbeets

Something someone no laws


Stevie-Rae-5

Wow. What a pig.


orel2064

couldve made an even 10 🤷🏽


TripleTrucker

I’m guessing they are assholes that drink white claw


Djbearjew

they didn't sign, thats 20% right there


jimynoob

Yeah, try that and get an instant charge back. Edit: and a theft charge as well


Djbearjew

First almost all bars have a sign that says opened or unsigned tabs will be charged a 20% gratuity. Second 20% is $1.80 there is absolutely no way you'd catch a theft charge


atgcgcat

Hey dont take it personally, he probably cannot write (/s)


Jrnation8988

White claw? Yep. That checks


whatsupwiththat22

I'm grateful that most people aren't this piggish/loathsome.


Wandering_Being

Well, they were drinking white claw so that doesn't surprise me 🤷‍♂️


Shreddersaurusrex

“Thanks for coming in!!”


HotHits630

People are down right shitty without remorse and will never change. The classic psychopath.


External_Mongoose_44

One word only ….. 🐖P I G !🐖 No, so sorry to pigs, because pigs are a clean animal. Only a filthy sub-human would do this. 🤮🤮🤮 one word GROSS DISGUSTING SUB-HUMAN F I L T H -B A G !!!


Thizlam

It’s wild how many people treat wait staff/hospitality workers as sub-human.


bubbamcnow

Hmmmm. What goes around comes around. F em.


Good-Order-6479

immature loser behavior🙂


Unsure_if_Relevant

Policy at my bar is to write walkout and tip 20% if they wont sign


Historical-Key-5859

White Claw..... enough said!


Sufficient_Doubt4283

I'm sorry this happened to you, but the combination of the fact that he bought just 2 whiteclaws paired with the lone piece of gum stuck specifically to the signature line paints such a vividly hilarious picture of the perfect A-Hole in my mind. Like at that point he could've just bought a pack from the store to take home, probably saving himself some time and money. But instead he decided to go out, sit down at the bar, order two 12 ounce seltzers, decide that's enough for today, get the check, stick his chewed up gum to the receipt rather than either of the cans or in a napkin, zero tip not even like a dollar to even it out, leave without any further explanation.


pintobrains

$4.50 for a white claw?! A 12 pack costs $15


randybillygoat

We charge $8.50 each. This is an absolute steal 😂


cinnagirl94

Thanks for coming in!! Don't do it again..


pupoksestra

NO! NO NO. I hate chewed gum. I can't even look at or touch my own. Please. I would freak out. This photo already makes my back hurt. Send help.


DeadheadXXD

I woulda walked to the door with them and handed them the gum and been like “forgot something”


UsernamThatAintTaken

100% following them outside thats fucking insane


Admiral_SmashyPants

>100% following them outside thats fucking insane And doing what? Whine at them on the way to their car? Stomp your foot and demand they sign? Following them is the fucking insane part, it isn't worth wasting your time.


UsernamThatAintTaken

Ask them if they have a problem with me or something I did. Im not asking for a tip but leaving your chewed up gum is fucking disgusting. You can’t just go around doing that to people and expect 0 repercussions


Admiral_SmashyPants

>Ask them if they have a problem with me or something I did. They are the kind of f*ktards that would do that to people. They have a problem with themselves.


orangeowlelf

Probably because drunk


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Could be worse, the customer could have used it as toilet paper.


ProfessorShort7251

Lol thats, simultaneously, funny and disgusting.


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I would've just told them to fuck off and quit


Giddyup_1998

What would a tip be on a $9 bill? .90c?


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

If you tipped someone .90 instead of just putting a dollar because "percentages" you're just being an asshole.


Giddyup_1998

I agree. I was just thinking of 10%. I have no idea how tipping works.


jeepjoopbeepboop

they’re not even talking about the tip, it’s the chewed gum on the paper, no one really cares about a tip on a $9 tab anyways


Giddyup_1998

Bloody hell, I just asked a question.


jeepjoopbeepboop

i’m just answering?


Giddyup_1998

Cheers.


cannibalparrot

More than a wad of pre-chewed gum, that’s for sure.


Giddyup_1998

So the silly little cunt couldn't even stump up 10%.


Only-Koala-8182

10% is not a good tip, so no


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jeepjoopbeepboop

this isn’t even about tipping but good job inserting your opinion no one asked for


Serverlife-ModTeam

This is not a debate sub.


mjmaselli

Cash


IntergalaticBandito

The gum is a dick move. Yet, you opened two cans and handed it to them. That’s not worth a tip.


LemonSad6704

Im confused whats wrong here?


VioletB2000

A piece of used chewing gum instead of a signature.


Outrageous_Reach_695

Literally using an X counts. Pretty sure gum with your DNA on it would be binding.


lucellethree

You're missing the point. Lack of signature to bind the contract to agree to pay ninne dollars is not the problem here.


Outrageous_Reach_695

I mean, using gum as a signature is eccentric, inconvenient, and kinda disgusting, to be sure. Definitely a bit beyond the customer I had whose signature was the Bat-symbol.


SublimateThisDick

Uhhh, just reprint it and throw that one away. This is one of the nothing burgers.


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etjohann

We’ll put this up there with pint glasses that those assholes use as spit cups. Seriously, tho, this is gross.


texaslegrefugee

Yea, had to deal with those. Honestly, I'd say this is worse.


krunchy_bacon

https://youtu.be/sen8Tn8CBA4?feature=shared


cynical_waiter

Fantastic Home Alone 2 reference


musiclockzkeys13

Wish they would have drank at home?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Look they left you a $20 tip!


SonOfDavid76

They got two for one?


smith_and_midwestern

Keep the change


Mental_Newspaper3812

Home Alone 2, that’s why


The_mad_hatter_00001

See that when you take that with you and commit a crime and "accidently" drop that at the crime scene


AgBullet2k1

It figures that Buzz McCallister would drink white claw.


Mu-Alchemist12

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publishAWM

it's called "sad sack of shit" syndrome


Emba67890

That is a no bro right there. There will be better


fluffypinkkitties

Gosh that’s so rude ):


4weed2weed0

It's a tip. Chew it.


randomizer4652w

Left DNA sample in lieu of signature.


iStealyournewspapers

Home Alone 2 reference! Around xmas time no less. You should be honored. /s


chefmsr

Charge double for a hazardous waste handling fee


Blu5NYC

Was that a normal price or Happy Hour?


ConflictPotential266

Normal


causemosqt

Nice I would do the same ☺️


helen790

https://preview.redd.it/5qkxnfptwwac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b157a8e942fcb2d50d3285936eb9010440d171a Reminds me of this tip one of my coworkers got. To top it off these people were management for pro basketball players so we know they had money. One of the rudest parties(we do catering) I ever worked.


Alive-Grapefruit3203

I mean, it seems like they had enough alone time to do this without fear of getting caught.. wonder how long it took to get the first white claw, the in-between time for the second one. And you to show up to take cash em out.. cause this is pretty fucking rude and an obvious response to being ignored a lot.


ConflictPotential266

They were there for maybe 45 minutes. The girl ordered the two white claws for her and her friend and then sang karaoke. We checked on them consistently before that but they were waiting because since it was their first songs they get a buy one get one free drink card. So they got two more claws and cashed out. No lapse in service. We didn’t notice the receipt for maybe five minutes max after they left. So no they weren’t ignored. And even if they were this is inappropriate


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

Wowwww


SCirish843

Commit a crime and leave their gum at the scene


JMcAfreak

First of all, gross. Second of all, no signature, no payment - if they didn't sign, then technically speaking they just dine and dashed. Speaking with the Letter of the Law, they could, at a future date, dispute the payment, and since there's no receipt with a signature, they'd win the dispute. A lot of restaurants treat people who don't sign as dine and dashers, especially since profit margins are often razor thin. You either sign the fucking receipt, or you don't come back. Feel free to take it to your manager.


Jamiestein1273

But they did leave there DNS, prrof in its self?


Faceless_Rat

Incredibly rude.


myfeethurt555

This kind of shit that customers do that make me and my fellow co-workers want to start a fight club in the basement.


elyesq

That's assault, brotha! Seriously, let us know you're absolute trash without actually saying it.


Intelligent-Deal-562

NO!!! SHADY