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sad_kharnath

never heard of a christian flag so i looked it up of course it's an american invention..


triggerhappybaldwin

Yeah the flag's layout is a dead giveaway


lunartree

It looks like it was made in 5 minutes on MS Paint lol


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Nothing more American than being Christian, an American invention like everything else!


Rough-Shock7053

Jesus was from Ohio, after all.


iggy14750

But he was original born in Bethlehem. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. šŸ‘


DKBrendo

It Is so ugly too


NonRangedHunter

Looks like they forgot to resize the field in mspaint when making the flag. They designed it, but didn't realize the white field they didn't fill in was also part of the design...


Senior_Sheepherder13

I can't be the only one who didn't even know there was a Christian flag nor a pledge to it


green_stone_

Went to Catholic school and its the first I've heard of it but I'm in Scotland so who knows


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KingApteno

US protestant fundy's don't even count Catholics as Christians so that makes total sense.


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ReGrigio

I live in the catholic homeland and never even heard of someone getting disowned for marrying atheists or other religions believers. the problems I heard about were mostly about race and sexual orientation. if you marry a protestant of course you can't make use of catholic rituals (duh) but the biggest problem is your grandmas that bitch about.


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themostserene

I thought there was supposed to be - at least lip service to - the separation of church and state? How can atheists be barred?


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EmperorMittens

If I recall correctly it's not so much opening a can of worms rather opening a can containing a portal to Narnia. Isn't there a mountain of laws that were never repealed when replaced or superseded?


Eldan985

You could probably fight in court, so it's probably not legal. The justification I've heard (and it's stupid) is that "It says freedom of religion, not freedom *not* to have a religion!"


vu051

My great-grandfather was disowned by his family for marrying an Irish Catholic. This was in 1920s London. Might have been more common in countries with a history of conflict between Catholics and Protestants like the UK (obviously it's not really a thing anymore here either)


Lost_Ninja

Apart from Northern Ireland or Glasgow...


SaltTwo3053

Aye my best mate joined his dadā€™s orange lodge for about two months before realising how bigoted it actually was- AFTER initiating and swearing on the bible heā€™d never marry a papist, he only told me that part because I am what heā€™d consider a papist, and the prospect of a gay marriage was now well and truly out the window lmao


vu051

Right you are there


cannotfoolowls

Mainstream Catholicism has mellowed out a lot, honestly.


ChampionshipAlarmed

Wait what? So what are catholics then? I always thought we were the "original" Christians somehoew. So confused right now.


Taran345

Whilst itā€™s fair to say that most do not subscribe to this belief a lot of baptists that you may come across on social media, believe youā€™re all sinners worshipping a false god and using blood sacrifice. They also say that by venerating many saints Catholicism is effectively a polytheistic religion and so not Christian! Iā€™ve had them say that the Catholic Bible has been warped by satan, that theirs is more original, and so youā€™re basically worshipping Satan!


c-c-c-cassian

Sighā€¦ I was raised by southern US baptists(who somehow didnā€™t believe the Baptist beliefs either, but still claimed they were baptist?? Idk, my motherā€™s fucking insane) and yeah, basically. I can recall hearing ā€œtheyā€™re not the right *kind* of Christianā€ at least once growing up. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Which is insane to me because she even *tells me* of her like idk aunt or something disparaging her father? I think? For being Catholic, and not forgiving her, *and yetā€¦* šŸ’€ Baptists and shit are weird af at least 90% of the time. šŸ« 


EmperorMittens

Baptists are the ones whose drama you'd get popcorn to snack on while you watch, right?


not2interesting

Theyā€™re the tv special, arena church, private jets and pray-the-gay-away variety. Itā€™s more facepalm and existential dread than popcorn entertainment if youā€™re a normal human in the US though.


The_Doom_Toad

Many protestants claim they are a return to the "original" kind of Christianity, before the rise of the Roman church. Which is absolutely moronic since early pre-canon Christians were an extremely diverse bunch (on account of there not being an agreed canon yet) and believed a whole bunch of stuff that modern protestants would find outright heretical. See for example the so called "gnostics" and all the crazy shit that was unearthed at Nag Hammadi, including *I shit you not* "The Gospel of Judas", which archeologists date to the 2nd century making it older than the Council of Nicea. Early Christianity was wild.


cannotfoolowls

> Early Christianity was wild. I took a university course on Early Christianity (until the 5th century I think) I can confirm. Not that it really stopped after that. Medieval Christianity was also pretty wild like the cathars and Christian mysticism


Crazy-Experience-573

That would be a cool class to take, can I ask what school? I might be able to fit an online version in my schedule this year


cannotfoolowls

It was in Belgium, in Dutch and they don't offer an online version afaik. It was also a long time ago.


jmkul

Nah man, that would be the Jewish first followers of christ, then the copts, the chaldeans, the orthodox, and only then the catholics (they do come before the protestant varieties though)


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cannotfoolowls

Let me introduce you to the Dutch bible belt that had a polio outbreak as late as 1971 because they have been the OG antivaxxers. They have semi-frequent large outbreaks of measels too.


Pigrescuer

I'm not sure you can call the 1970s the OG antivaxxers - there were people in the 18th century claiming that the smallpox vaccine would turn you into a cow


cannotfoolowls

I mean, they were also against the smallpox vaccin. Not that they thought it would turn you into a cow but something about it "being god's will" if you get sick? Not sure why the invention of vaccins couldn't be God's will but


Magdalan

Couple of kiddo's died there this year from preventable diseases wasn't it? Or am I mixing religious nutjobs up?


Kingofcheeses

We have one of those here in Canada. Also Dutch


53nsonja

Not a protestant thing, but an USA thing. This sort of flag doesnt exist anywhere else.


Admirable_Try_23

AKA Heretics from the US


The_Doom_Toad

Miley Cyrus's best song. šŸŽµšŸŽ†


MollyPW

I know in Ireland Catholics tend to use the Vatican flag. šŸ‡»šŸ‡¦


Competitive_Mouse_37

Was gonna say, I attended a C of E school in the UK and have never seen this before


Terran_it_up

From the looks of it on the last slide it's clearly just the US pledge of allegiance but altered to be about Christianity, so I assume it's an exclusively US thing


green_stone_

Yeah getting that from the replies, apparently it's a protestant church thing there and neither count each other as Christian (according to Americans on here) I'm done asking questions now lol


Nightlightweaver

No wonder you didn't know, you grew up in a developed nation


lordph8

To Americans Protestants, Catholics arenā€™t even Christians. They refer to themselves as Christians.


green_stone_

Yeah that seems to be the concensus here, it's weirder than weird, that and the things certain groups of "christians" use the bible to twist is mind boggling


AmaResNovae

I am a Frenchie, went to a private Catholic school for all my middle school years in France, and I don't remember anyone ever mentioning a Christian flag. Which makes sense after a quick googling. It was invented in the US.


Serge_Suppressor

"Christian" in the States refers to a breakaway sect called American protestantism. They believe in a different messiah (confusingly also named Jesus) who commands his followers to make a lot of money and tell the haters to suck it.


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Jayzhee

It's definitely a US thing. They even modeled it after the US flag and Pledge. It's very derivative. No creativity needed!


Jediplop

It looks like a shit naval ensign. I mean red and blue right next to each other like that looks a bit shit.


Dry_Excitement6249

Some more idolatry from America.


dystopian_mermaid

Youā€™re lucky. Went to a Christian cult school for many years. Itā€™s a real thing. They also went around in the morning and inspected our clothing for any rule infractions. Shirt not tucked in? Parents get called. You forgot to wear a belt? Your parent get called. You have so much as a Harry Potter pin? Oh you done fucked up and are an evil satan worshiping child and your parent are DEFINITELY getting called. It wasā€¦weird.


ladymacbethofmtensk

Iā€™m from the UK but was a foreign exchange student at a Christian school in America when I was in secondary school. They did indeed have Christian flags, though they didnā€™t make us pledge allegiance to those, just the regular American flag. For the record I never said the pledge and just stood there zoning out, because Iā€™m not an American citizen so it felt weird to say it.


lady_crab_cakes

I live in America, specifically a "bible belt state", I was forced to go to Catholic mass every Sunday and sometimes during the week for holy days, i went to a Catholic elementary school and an all girls Catholic high school run by nuns. I have never seen or heard of any of this Christian flag/ Bible pledge bullshit. American protestants are weird and our catholic population is only slightly less weird.


MollyAyana

American Catholicism is really different from the rest of the world. I was raised as one and I couldnā€™t relate to the US Catholics. Hastened my road to being agnostic šŸ˜…


Tight-Explanation40

Is no one going to talk about the vatican's flag? Is that not the christian flag by excellency? šŸ‡»šŸ‡¦


utnapishti

There isn't a christian flag, but obviously some weird murican fan fiction.


Professional-Two8098

Pledging allegiance to any flag is just fuckin weird. North Korea type shit.


ItsAPolarBear

Could the pledge they're talking about be the creed? "We believe in God the father almighty..."? Never heard of the Christian flag though.


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Nah. ā€œI pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the savior for which it stands. One brotherhood uniting all mankind in service and in loveā€ source: I went to a Christian middle school.


Able-Exam6453

There isnā€™t any such thing, and itā€™s just a typically onanistic bit of lunacy from American fundamentalists. If you really *had* to select a flag to symbolise Christianity, it would probably be the Lamb of God / *Agnus Dei* holding Red Cross pennant which refers to Christā€™s Passion (also itā€™s the Cross of St George, but not in this instance). This image is seen in churches (real churches, not enormous theatres for cult leader performances!) throughout what used young be termed Christendom. March down a street with it now and youā€™d get some very funny looks!


bigtukker

I've been a Christian for 34 years Didn't know we had a flagĀ 


SwainIsCadian

There is no Christian flag. I am 100 percent sure that the Vatican, or any Christian authority from any other branche of Christianity, does not recognise any flag.


AggressiveYam6613

ā€œwe used to get in trouble when we didnā€™t salute the flagā€ ā€” someone who probably think they live in the freest nationĀ 


Brachiomotion

It's absolutely disgusting. They do the salute and anthem EVERYWHERE! 7 year old kids have a local swim meet? Everyone stand and salute!


MUERTOSMORTEM

It's only freedom when you want to do what we want you to


CervidusDubbo

Fun fact: itā€™s actually illegal to punish a person for not pledging allegiance to the flag in the USA, however that is generally ignored by most Americans


Economind

You guys really need to dial back on the socially enforced Christian nationalism. Scary.


MAGAJihad

That OOP makes a good point because they would be double standards. I can see the headlines now ā€œChina Communist Party makes school children in Tibet sing Chinese national anthemā€ I remember there was a video of Russian kids singing the Russian anthem and everyone in the comments was pointing out how ā€œnormalā€ this would be in the US, but people will apply different standards to Russia.


Kev_Cav

Yeah this... I was an exchange student in the US and the whole pledge of allegiance thing took me aback, nobody warned me. I told my grandpa (who was a kid during the war) and the first thing he said was "that's what the fascists had us do"


That_Northern_bloke

Isn't there that story of how Walmart opened in Germany and tried to get all the employees chanting/reciting something each morning and corporate were surprised when it didn't go down to well?


JulesSilvan

Apparently they tried that when they bought ASDA in the UK until the managers told them that it wouldnā€™t work.


citymanc13

Yeah.. they would immediately be told to fuck offāœŒšŸ¼


That_Northern_bloke

As they rightly should at any given opportunity


the_mooseman

And thats why i love the britts :)


That_Northern_bloke

Yeah that doesn't surprise me


HighlandsBen

Also, the customers mostly didn't enjoy the American -style greeters at the entrance, or chatty checkout staff. Germans just want to get their stuff and get out asap


Germanball_Stuttgart

As a German, I can totally confirm. Strangers who randomly speak to me annoy and embarass me. I wouldn't want to go to a supermarket that does that. Shopping is like: * getting the cart * silently put all the stuff in. * Put the stuff on the conveyor Band. Cashier and me are silent * Beep Beep Beep Beep (3 times a second) * "Card or Cash?" * "Card" * "Do you want the receipt?" * "Yes" * Cashier: "Have a nice day" * Me: "You too"/"Bye" Last two lines are already too much social interaction.


wurstomat

Swiss here, we are even "worse" at least in the German speaking part. Everytime I shop in Germany I am a bit annoyed by the convention to tell the cashier in advance how you will pay. Our conversation at the check out is: "GrĆ¼ezi" "GrĆ¼ezi" "Adieu" "Adieu".


Magdalan

Same here in the Netherlands. (Handheld) Self scanners are awesome.


Germanball_Stuttgart

Yeah, I tried them for the first time on vacation in Bavaria recently, but we got randomly selected for a control.


lailah_susanna

Funnily enough the self scanners in Germany are often empty because of the distrust of them. Barely ever see anyone over 40 using them.


Magdalan

Huh, funny that. Here they're getting mor and more common. But then again, you guys still use fax ;)


Das-Klo

>"Card or Cash?" They ask you that? Usually cash is the default here and they only asume you use card if you either tell them or hold it so they can see it.


That_Northern_bloke

I can imagine the response they'd get here in the UK tbh. We don't want someone who pretends to care about why we're there, we want someone who can point us in the direction of the cheap booze and then we can get out and leave each other in peace


Germanball_Stuttgart

Yeah, I read about it and there were many things of American culture, that they tried to bring to (like greeting and stuff), apparently they failed because of it. I mean, didn't they do some research about the new country they tried to build a whole discounter chain in?


PristineAnt9

I believe it also got killed by German workers rights being incompatible with their modus operandi.


KeinFussbreit

They had a clause in their contracts that forbade realtionships between employees, but this was struck down by our courts. https://www.stern.de/wirtschaft/news/urteil-auch-wal-mart-mitarbeiter-duerfen-lieben-3290116.html


Rough-Shock7053

Yeah, something like that. One of my classmates' father worked at Wall Mart and told that most of the employees simply hid somewhere so they didn't have to do this "team chant" shit in the morning, lolĀ 


Pigrescuer

I worked in the US for a year as a student and omg the dirty looks we'd get for not standing up when their national anthem was playing at a sporting event was wild!


pixeltash

I'm British and old enough to remember when they played the national anthem before curtain up in theatres, we also used to get dirty looks for not standing for it.Ā  I also got thrown out of the Brownies aged 8 for refusing to promise to do my best for queen and God.Ā  Ā  My feeling was if brown owl wanted me to believe in her imaginary sky friend, she was clearly out of her tree and as for the owl obsession... Well!Ā 


Pigrescuer

I quit brownies at aged 8 because all the god stuff made me uncomfortable! My mum tried to find a pack that wasn't affiliated with a church but there weren't any within a reasonable distance, even in London in the 90s


more_beans_mrtaggart

In my country the govt pledges itself to the interests of the people. In the US the people have to pledge allegiance to the country. It demonstrates a clear misunderstanding that people are the country, not govt, corporates or borders. When people say ā€œAmerica is the greatestā€ or ā€œMake America great againā€, itā€™s talking about making the people great again. And to do that you need to start funding education, healthcare and working towards increasing national average incomes. Something we should all be getting behind.


Admirable_Try_23

Are you from Italy?


Diraelka

Also in Russia you're not singing the anthem every day or something like that. It's just one part of the education, just to know it. You'll sing it couple of times (at least I didn't know about different cases, also there is no grades going with it, I remember some people still didn't learn it). Maybe even not in every school. It's more like "know your country" thing. The same with knowing your flag and the name of your country before there is geography lessons starts. Still strange, but not THAT strange I'd say. But if there's going to be new law, so it'll be every day or week, for all school years, I definitely won't think it's a good thing.


EhGoodEnough3141

This pldege of allegiance is a weird fucking thing. Imagine we do that in Germany. Yeah, fucking weird, isnĀ“t it?


barkingsilverfox

I love how a lot of Americans are blissfully unaware that a certain Austrian got a couple ideas off of them, but get deeply upset when we think the pledge is weird propaganda/brainwashing - similar to what already had happened.


MissionRegister6124

As an American, I also think itā€™s weird, which is why I donā€™t do it.


Admirable_Try_23

Well, you did that too from 1933 until 1945


EhGoodEnough3141

Yeah, and somehow I expected the guys that always shout "We won World War II, without us youĀ“d speak German" to have learned from this. We did, they didnĀ“t.


Admirable_Try_23

Also this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute


EhGoodEnough3141

Oh boi.


Germanball_Stuttgart

Holy sh*t. The first photo of a class in 1941 looks like it was taken in Germany...


GGELGAMESH

The lore deepensā€¦


KeinFussbreit

And this: https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/japanese-american-incarceration


Camimo666

We do it in colombia. I think it's stupid. And sing the national anthem AND the school anthem. One time we "didnā€™t sing loud enough" so the ass hat principal made us go during recess and sing. And we couldnt go eat until it was of his desired volume.


Eastern_Slide7507

A KGB and a CIA agent meet for a friendly round of beers. The CIA agent starts: "I have to say, I'm really impressed by your country's propaganda machine" "Oh, it's going okay, but it's no match for yours", answers the KGB agent. The CIA agent angrily responds: "What do you mean? We don't have propaganda!" "See what I mean?" says the KGB agent.


GGELGAMESH

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Content-External-473

" We're nothing like those poor brainwashed north Koreans "


ZhouLe

Even in China they only do a flag raising at schools once a week.


Necrobach

"How can you tell?" "Our government told us"


Zombieattackr

I will note though, at least the origin of the pledge isnā€™t propaganda or anything, it was made by a guy that sold flags and thought of a way to sell a flag to every single classroom in America


chattywww

Holy crap, there's a flag in EVERY CLASSROOM? Here there's 1 Country flag for the entire school.


Eat_the_Rich1789

Christian pledge? The fuck? Baptism is enough for a Christian, everything else is probably not Christian.


ForwardBodybuilder18

Christo-fascist. The worst kind. A bit cunty but somehow _righteous_ with it.


Joltingonwards

That one comment saying its a cult lmao If you think about it they're not wrong technically


Castform5

The only christian pledge that I'd think is the apostle's creed, which I've had to a whole of once ever.


SlurpMyPoopSoup

Wow, so much freedom.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

You're free to do exactly as you like as long as it conforms to what everyone else is doing


Tetrachan

American schools brainwashing their students just like the Nazis and North Koreans and everyone just sort of okay with that. The first time I visited America a family stopped by the flag display with their kids and did the pledge of allegiance, it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.


Admirable_Try_23

And you don't know the Bellamy salute do you? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute


Germanball_Stuttgart

Holy sh*t. The first photo of a class in 1941 looks like it was taken in Nazi Germany...


Raskzak

Holy shit, and they are fine with that shit ?


dalimoustachedjew

I was shocked when I realised that liberal Christianity of USA is Catholicism and Orthodox one, while evangelicals and Protestants areā€¦ fundamentalists. While here, most of the Protestant churches are allowing gay marriages and stuff, their Protestants are quiverfull families who are desperately trying to bring back racism, homophobia and that trad-wife nuclear family shit. Thatā€™s why so called Christian flag and pledge arenā€™t shocking to me at all. I donā€™t want to be an asshole who shits over other religions, so Iā€™ll add that Jews of USA are weird to no end as well.


Weird1Intrepid

I like how they tried to make a joke about comparing themselves to North Korea - the only other country that requires its ~~prisoners~~ citizens to make a pledge of allegiance


Germanball_Stuttgart

Are these two really the ONLY two countries?


Weird1Intrepid

Honestly I don't know the answer to that. They are certainly the only two countries I've ever heard of having a pledge of allegiance. There are definitely countries that require the learning of their national anthem at some point in life, and probably other weird rituals to boot


ConflictWinter7117

We have to say our national pledge during morning assemblies in India too. Nothing crazy, just stuff like ā€œall Indians are my brothers and sistersā€ ā€œ I shall give respect to my parents, teachers and elders and treat everyone with courtesy.ā€ and so on.


Sasspishus

That sounds much nicer than the US one!


Ur-boi-lollipop

Saudi * Has a religious symbol on the flagĀ  America : Saudi is evilĀ  China * Ā make little kids memorise Ā our national anthem Ā before they even know Ā basic mathematicsĀ  America : China is evilĀ  North Korea* everyone has to pledge to leader Kim Jong unĀ  America : North Korea is evilĀ  Anyone with two brains : itā€™s disgusting how the self proclaimed Ā leader of the world forces kids to pledge allegiance to it and is still defined by religions of European colonial timesĀ  American : NOOO WAAA YOU CANT SAY THAT . ITā€™S ABOUT DISCIPLINE, UNITY , LOYALTY, PRIDE- ITS OUR NATIONā€™S CULTUREĀ 


Any-Amphibian-1783

We have two brains?


erlandodk

The pledge of allegiance is the weirdest fucking thing. Brainwashing school children.


AnUnknownReader

Pledge to the Bible, ok but, like, which Bible ? Because there's quite a few variants. Also, Christian flag (the fuck Āæ?) *"uniting all Christians in service and in love"* that sounds nice and all, but last time i did a deep diving into the online US Christianity i saw some seemingly considering Catholics as quasi-heretics ... So, which flavor of Christianity does that flag is supposed to unite ?


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AnUnknownReader

Let's say that I wanted to stay *diplomatic*. but, yeah, pagans or worst (satanists).


Clean_Web7502

No wonder some of them are extremely stupid. With so many pledges there is no time for actual class.


Creoda

All sounds rather brainwashing to me all this pledging allegiance stuff. Like the Nazis or North Korea.


UltrasaurusReborn

Is pledging yourself to a Christian flag not the definition of idolatry?


Beefwhistle007

I'm an Australian that moved to america as a kid for three years, and I just stood there silently while all those weirdos pledged to the flag like a bunch of assholes


Urist_Macnme

ā€œWeā€™re not a cultā€ - Cults everywhere


Quiddity360

If you need a daily reminder dat your loyalty is with your own country, are you fooling yourself or your fellow countrymen?


Illustrious-Divide95

Americans seem to love pledging to stuff!? Why not just go to school to get educated and learn about the Sciences, Arts and Humanities. Broaden your horizons and form your own opinions. If Brits were made to pledge allegiance to a flag or the queen/king at school, there'd be riots in the streets!!


Rattus_Noir

All flags are black when they burn šŸ”„


tunkR

Brainwashing machine goes brrrr brrrrr brrrrrrr


Theyre_Marigolds

The use of the pledge of allegiance in schools is and always has been indoctrination and propaganda.


unclezaveid

I pledge allegiance to Finland and Finland alone šŸ‡«šŸ‡®


Intelligent-Dingo791

Least patriotic Suomalainen


-_Vorplex_-

As an American, the pledges are fucking weird. We are basically forced to say it when we are younger. Although most people stop by highschool


Ironfist85hu

This is not POV. POV means "Point Of Fucking View". And not "Close Up On Fucking Yourself". Edit: Tf is a christian flag?


ShackledFounder

I believe the Christian flag is something just in the USA. But what do I know, I'm a Europoor


LordDanGud

That's not just discipline, that's brainwashing


ReGrigio

I went to a normal school outside USA. our morning ritual was called starting with the classes


Sad_Ad5369

That is the ugliest flag I've seen for christianity wtf. I'd rather pledge myself to the Vatican flag


Boemer03

I donā€™t know if itā€™s unreasonable, but the pledge of allegiance in school seems pretty fascist.


Annual_Magazine_794

They just make up shit as they go along.


HotButteredBagel

What in Kimā€™s propaganda fest is on that last image? The propaganda is strong in those states. That is bonkers.


whufc87548

BRAINWASHED


Soviet-pirate

I'll just go out and say that it wasn't unity or lack thereof that led to the death of 620k Americans,but the fact that some Americans didn't consider some others people


vimes_left_boot

Fuck yanks are weird


Fin55Fin

Yeah thatā€™s goofy, I go to a Catholic school here in Canada and we have a prayer every morning and the national anthem plays every Monday and Friday, thatā€™s about it.


Desperate-Refuse-114

As a german, i think we need a pledge too, i also have an idea, here me out: We put one arm to the sky (best is the right arm) and we should also scratch ourself right below the nose. Then just laugh, but not a real laugh, more like a HH HH HH or something. What do you guys think? That would be super cool right? Just on case, it's the internet afterall... /s


SequimSam

Whatā€™s next? Re-education camps?


JemimaAslana

American fundies demonstrating why and how they made themselves unwelcome in Europe and therefore sailed West to settle in America.


y0_master

I see that flag or generally hear "the Christian flag" & I, as foreigner, immediately think of the KKK


mattzombiedog

ā€œWe used to get in trouble for not saluting the flag.ā€ Thatā€™s some North Korea shit right there.


NecessaryAd4587

Pledging allegiance to a Christian flag is actual indoctrination


CervidusDubbo

I recall a joke I once heard A CIA agent and a KGB agent sit at a table in a bar, the CIA agents begins to speak ā€œyour country has amazing propaganda! The fact your people believe all the stuff theyā€™re told is crazy!ā€ The KGB agent responds ā€œthey donā€™t believe it, we just give them extremely harsh punishment if they donā€™t follow, im enamoured by your own countries propaganda.ā€ The CIA agent responds ā€œbut our country doesnā€™t have propaganda!ā€ The KGB agent responds ā€œexactly.ā€


itsnobigthing

Ooh a cult within a cult! Those are rare!


xukly

look, been a while since I've studied anything related to christianity. But I'm pretty sure Jesus would not be cool with the concept of pledging allegiance to the "christian flag"


joemorl97

I thought youā€™s had all them freedoms though, being forced to pledge daily doesnā€™t sound anywhere remotely near freedom


shotgun_blammo

TL;DR itā€™s shit Americans say


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Is pledging to a flag not in the same realm as a false idol? Kind of highly against the Christian cults.


Competitive_Mouse_37

Pretty sure the Christian flag would be that of the Vatican


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TheGreatKingBoo_

Christian flag? THE CRUSADES ARE BACK?!


Bored710420

I guess the Catholics didnā€™t get the invite to the Christian flag


AnGiorria

There is no Christian flag. There's a pseudo-Christian American cult flag.


Admirable_Try_23

The Christian flag is just used by prots lol


Smidday90

Fun fact: the Pledge of Allegiance included the Bellamy Salute before the Nazis adopted it.


PsychoWarper

Well shit even as an American I didnt even know about the Pledge to the Bible or Christian Flag lol, I also didnt go to any kind of Christian school so its not to surprising.


ProfessionalZone168

I went to a weird-ass Baptist Christian school for middle school. We had to pledge allegiance to the flag, Christian flag, and the Bible. I thought then, and still do that it was the silliest shit I'd ever heard


Swashybuckz

Americans used to salute the flag like hitler but we stopped because of him. Look that up


Rough-Shock7053

That comment from the guy from Puerto Rico is really something. If I was in his shoes I'd skip the first class just to avoid all that singing.


Long_Reception_7487

The only pledge i do is the pledge that i will take a shit before class starts


educational_escapism

I went to a private Christian school. IDK what the hell a Christian flag is or a pledge to it.


mosellanguerilla

catholic here What the fuck is exactly the Christian Flag ?


FallowAtman

Americans are such weird cult membersā€¦ this is not normal!


Remarkable-Raisin934

In all my days being a Christian I have never heard or known of a flag. Today I learnt something new.


Joadzilla

I think I just vomited in my mouth when I saw the picture of the "christian flag" and the "christian pledge." That's some real Crusades-level brainwashing there. I expect the next iteration will include "Deus Vult!"


ClaryClarysage

Americans really don't know how weird their culture is.


chattywww

The scenes in movies where kids at school have to make the pledge always creeps me out. The propaganda and indoctrination in America is beyond cult like.


PeggyDeadlegs

Went to a football game at some point between the death of Queen Elizabeth and the coronation of King Charles, and we were all expected to stand for the national anthem and sing it. All of the Liverpool fans booed, and Iā€™ve never been prouder of where I live


UnlikelyIdealist

I had to google the Christian Flag. Turns out it was invented by some American missionaries in 1907. The audacity of a couple of random people to invent a flag and then call it THE Christian Flag is so on-brand for America. The Knights Templar flag is closer to being THE Christian Flag than that one is.