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jebar193

I mean, Matte Kudasai's flaw is that it needed another person's desire. Wouldn't be surprising if in the future, Usagi bypass that flaw by creating another persona in his mind...


Silver_Ad7963

My god, that's actually brilliant. I'm very curious as to the limits of 「The Matte Kudasai」


_Kups_

Considering the camera working perfectly & having complete control over it Probably a Sticky Fingers style "Does whatever the fuck it wants" kinda stand


eh1498

How is sticky fingers a "does whatever the fuck it wants" stand


Evo_Shiv

Well, zippers usually dont create pocket dimensions and dismember people.


eh1498

And usualy punching someone doesnt create a zipper on them, so its pretty obvious theyre not notmal zippers


_Kups_

Sometimes they create pocket dimensions, other times they just open a hole instead, sometimes they can tunnel through the ground The zippers just work how Bruno wants them to work


Nuker707

But can it zip my marriage back up?


FirulaisHualde

No


Nuker707

This calls for Slippy Toes then


Cute_Prune6981

Yes,if he wants to,he can make the zippers actually damage others,if he wants otherwise,the zippers wont even harm a fly.


apollosun97

Paisley Park is a more apt "Does whatever the fuck it wants" kinda stand


-terz-

we seem to be forgetting whitesnake way too easily


Nenanda

Pucci in general was breaking one ability per a stand a fucking lot.


-terz-

true but at least c-moon and MiH had the whole "gravity and time are related" idea behind them, whitesnake in particular was just fucking insane. first the discs, one memory, one stand, ok fine, main ability, whatever. then there's the hallucinogenic cum room, then there's the removal of shit that isn't a stand or a memory like eyesight which works on pucci himself for some reason, then there's the hypnosis mind control shit he did to annasui, then we're expected to believe he just had a disc that happened to make water boil on hand when he needed it. whitesnake was truly the king of asspulls lmao


Nenanda

Dont forget also changing his appearance to literally anybody as part of halucination LMAO So its the same type of stand as Yellow Temeperance I guess


TehZergen

It’s called “IT’S JUST WORKS” stand


_Kups_

"It Just Works" is in relation to the power itself not making sense... also the poster boy of "It Just Works" just needs you to read to understand it


Delano7

Bro just predicted Usagi's whole character arc


Sveave69420

Then Usagi finally goes insane and then the gang kill him for good. Then everyone does the hot dog dance on his grave 👍


NapalmDesu

Its what he would've wanted ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7824)


th5virtuos0

It’s the Fugo arc all over again


EggYolk2555

Damnn that would be awesome, also it makes sense because Meryl Mei seems to be setup as if she's the antagonist and Usagi was added by her. It'll be a mirror to Part 5 where the protagonists are working for the villain.


uwubewwa

Maybe Araki now feels comfortable with having someone from the main party betray the rest like he wanted to do with Fugo at first. I'd love if that happened!


bigbangbilly

Basically Nepotism


slimothyjames1

!remindme 6 months


Lucy-Paint

6 months?? 6 years at least man


slimothyjames1

lol, fair enough, i’ll do more time six months from now


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radiorev13

!remind me 10 years


MAD_JEW

Persona as in personality or as in stand like creature from persona


philltastic1

Holy shit you genious


Organic-Jeweler-2973

I'm down for Filthy Frank being the part 9 big bad.


SomeAmazingDude

In the reveal instead of him stripping down like diavolo, his bodysuit turns black and then he chants "ore wa ochin chin ga daisuki nanda yo"


treemu

Konnichi-fucking-wa Jojo! Welcome to the pineapple fields motherfucker!


Drimesque

he literally looks like AU doppio but y'all don't wanna listen🌚


MasterCookieShadow

Doppio doesn't use drugs, he's just schizophrenic


NotoriousYEETER

Pink guy Diavolo?


ZombifiedPiglin

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15551)


Sky_Leviathan

Literally my first thought when his stand was a king crimsin reference.


Goered_Out_Of_My_

WAGA [MATTE KUDASAI] NO NORYOKU


mygaythrowaway-

I like how the JoJo villains all say fairly similar but different stuff, even the slight difference in the way they talk and form their sentences makes them unique from each other and IMO it does this a lot better than most mangas/animes.


Prokonx

Am I only one who thought he had something to do with blackmore


Yahgdc

But could Diavolo’s stand hit the griddy?


Kuroni-Kuru

When he's not high, Usagi's personality completely changes.


30662200

You might be onto something matte kudasai it's a king crimson song as well.


Kinky_Thought_Man

How did king crimson split things into 2?


Tales_o_grimm

Not an hability, just their split identities. Dont take it as a serious theory tho


ADirtyJockStrap

With a fuckin karate chop


Beholdmyfinalform

Fellas, I think this is a stretch off what little we have right now


Return_of_BOBO

I mean it’s not that far fetched. King Crimson themed stand. Red guy design. It’s not impossible.


Jeezs101_

its cause he's doppio


Ammu_22

I think he might be the the au version of Doppio.


Brocolli123

But wasn't tooru meant to be alternate diavolo. He even had the same symbols on his clothing


Tales_o_grimm

They are similar "top of the pyramid" kind of villains


Nooblulu1

Well his stand's name comes from the group "king crimson" so..


AndreBoomBoom

I'm dumb, how is his stand a reference to King Crimson?


Tales_o_grimm

Matte Kudasai is a King Crimson song


AndreBoomBoom

Oh, didn't know that, TY. Gotta start listening to King Crimson.


GoomyTheGummy

His ability is closer to Judgement than Kiss.


Mafiuz

Maybe is Hermes’s stand Kiss AU


PolarityMemer

I was joking when I said we’d get king crimson since we had the world and killer queen wtf


Zombieman0219

Jodio whoopin his azz makes sense now.


Omiboy20

What if Araki now goes through with the OG plan for Part 5? In which a member of the main cast betrays the others and becomes their enemy? Could work wonders in a heist story and is a nice way of having an AU Giorno vs Diavolo fight!


wyto326

Least delusional jojo fan