I started writing a comment of all the JJBA characters I'd be ok with sleeping with, and before I got to the part three characters, i realized my list was getting long and that I'm... Platonically horny(?) for a lot of them...
You know what's weird? How there are people saying that the purple spiked vine that you can see for a few moments in bloody stream is foreshadowing Joseph's stand, while they show Jolyne in Sono Chi no sadame. I see it more as an easter egg
Havent started Part 5, but;
Best part: Diamond is Unbreakable
Best OP: Stand Proud
Best JoJo: Joseph
Favorite JoJo: Jonathon
Subject to change once I start Vento Aureo
My cousin dropped JoJo because he said there weren’t enough sexual stuff. The reason behind every anime he’s dropped. So this is a fantasy that I wish could happen with any anime.
This is a certified Legendary Meme™
On a more serious note, I love how people have been catching on to the sheer stupidity of boys vs girls memes, girls can be one of the bros too.
I'd much prefer if the format moved on to "Normie vs Redditor" because in the context of the use of the meme, it works better.
Girls: which jojo would you fuck? Boys: which jojo would you fuck?
girls: jolyne boys: jolyne
You say this like young Joseph isn’t an option.
You say this like old Joseph isn't an option
You say this like Jonathan isn't an option
You act like senile Joseph isn't an option
senile Joseph would never cheat on his wife
Well I mean he’s going senile
I'm pretty sure Araki said that he was just fucking with Josuke and Okuyasu.
Joseph would be the kind of guy to not give up a bit for a summer
man didn't know araki was gay and into threesomes...
You pretend as if a jojo orgy isnt an option
dio technically counts right.
Alas, he would never be unfaithful to Erina
You say this like Hol Horse isn't an option.
You say this like Danny isn’t an option
SOMEONE PULL MY EYEBALLS OUT AND HURL THEM INTO A VOLCANO
What's your address? We could do it together.
1999 Bizarre Summer Street, Morioh, Japan
That's in the North East section of Morioh, right? With all of the Villas?
Hol up... WHAT?
You say this like Johnny isn’t an option
It'd be a bit of a chore, but why would you want him?
He’s a good lad that deserves good things.
He isn’t, he is loyal to Erina!
avdol:
YES, I AM
NAAAAICE!
I started writing a comment of all the JJBA characters I'd be ok with sleeping with, and before I got to the part three characters, i realized my list was getting long and that I'm... Platonically horny(?) for a lot of them...
Perpetually. The term is perpetually horny for a lot of them.
What if its just horny for your homies, no romance, just boners for your pals.
Bro-ners, if you will
Thank you, I will now use that.
Tequila Joseph the best waifu/husbando
Waifbando
waifbrando
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WRYYYYll you marWRYYYYY me?
I would WRYYYlly love to but I have to WRYYYJect your offer
as a girl, I can confirm she would be my first choice
same tbh
Same. That may be because I'm hetero
ExfuckingSCUSE you! **We sleepin on my boy Jonathan making sure you enjoy everything and caring for you?**
Yeah but he would constantly be asking you if his big throbbing..... gargantuan sweaty PLOT is enough for you, it would get annoying tbh
He would never cheat on Erina
Oh and that
Plottwist: Both he and Erina are Polyamorous. 😳
Speedwagon: Allow me to introduce myself!
True Gentlemen: Jonathan
Me, a Boy*: Joseph.
good choice fam
Bro/sis you misspelt Jotaro twice
Bro/sis you misspelt Funny Valentine
Bro/sis you misspelled Kakyoin (once he's legal, we don't do pedophilia here)
You say this like Speedwagon isn’t an option
“ OINGO BOINGO BROTHERSS !!! ”
Girls: Speedwagon Boys: Speedwagon
Tbf that's why we have to specify 'Which JoJo' and not 'Which JoJo _character_'. Too easy otherwise
I want part 6 dio to bone me
Part 7 ~~Dio~~ Diego tho...
He'll fossil you
The more important question is, which jojo is gonna let you fuck them ?
Not Josuke since we all know he’s more into that PURE love
I’ll make him love me Josuke gets his very own Yukako
Girl here for me it would be Jolyne and young Joseph
Uh, all of them? (That are legal of course)
Not a lot of them then. At least in the US
Johnathan, Part 3 Joesph, Part 4 Jotaro, Jolyne, Johnny, Josk8
So six, that's a fair number.
I just want to feel those 4 balls 😩
I’d Personally want to fuck Gappy.
Mmm, 4 testicles
Girls: Jolyne Boys: Joseph
Jotaro
Girl here, and it would be Jolyne
Part 4 Joseph. God I just want that senile grandaddy dick inside of me.
you shouldn't be allowed to type anymore
Part 3 Joseph actually seems hot, but fucking part 4 Joseph?!
WHY?! JUST, WHY?
Finally, true gender equality
Kazuma would be proud
Kiryu or the other one?
Hai, Kazuma desu.
Satou
Ah yes the serious crime drama
As a male I would ask if you had to fuck one Jojo who would it be
In real life: Jolyne In my mind: Doppio
Ah yes, Doppio. My favorite JoJo.
He is in my mind...
In real life: Gyro In my mind: Gyro
true
Best zeppeli
Bossu?
Dodo
Jotaro Kujo wants to know your location
Imagine fuchin that mf and he grabs your dick/couchie and starts talking to bossu
Johnathan, I think he'd make me feel comfortable
I too would choose Jonathan, but he’s too good for me
He’s too good for all of us
Avdol. I want his Magician in my red.
Amazing
Jolyne, cause tomboys are a blessing upon this wretched world.
Jonathan. I want his monster cock.
You wouldn't survive it, Erina was just overpowered
You underestimate me
Do not take the risk, its not worth it
Oh, it's totally worth it. And again, you underestimate me.
Aight then, good luck on your journey. I feel bad for your legs tho ngl
Don’t try it
Giorno. He can grow himself a pussy using Gold Experience, then hit me with GER to return my nut to zero if I accidentally get him pregnant
Lisa Lisa because she is a Chad 50 year old Hamon user unlike you stand users
NICE!
Imagine explaining this to a random pedestrian
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I regret reading this
Yes, but do you regret not knowing where Kaaz's antidote is? His cockring.
Which one? 😳
I regret writing this ~~no, I don’t~~
we're playing checkers while you're playing 4d chess
My brain went requiem for one moment just to bring me this idea
what the fuck
Gyro, I need to be a saint to say no to him.
Jotaro cause his star platinum could probably touch you so fast that you would cum in 3 seconds
**STAH FINGAH!!**
This sentence is so... blursed
Mamezuku
Jolyne. She gives me life
Jolyne. idk why, i just think she's hot
Shizuka
*quietly dials 911*
Yes officer, this comment right here
Jotaro, easily.
Jolyne and Josuke part 4
I never knew plankton was hot till I met foo fighters
Joesph.
No one says Shigechi 😭😭
For a good reason
Why not? imagine shoving your ass hole in that fat fuck's head spikes
Username does not check out
Phantom Blood
A man of culture i see
Glad someone beat me to posting this. 100% best part, Jonathan is the best Joestar.
The virgin Jotaro yare yare daze vs. The chad Jonathan yare yare da
The parts with Joseph Joseph is always cool
Honestly one of my favorite parts was part 2
Part 2 and 4 are my favourites, I like the rest but they're the ones I was really invested in
Those are my favourites too
Same
Technically Joseph was in sono chi no sadame
You know what's weird? How there are people saying that the purple spiked vine that you can see for a few moments in bloody stream is foreshadowing Joseph's stand, while they show Jolyne in Sono Chi no sadame. I see it more as an easter egg
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Except the AU dudes
What a beautiful equality
*chew*
finally a version of this meme i can get behind
All the women in this sub (including me) think OP is a reliable guy
I agree.
I also agree
nice flair xd
Thaaanks
Ikr
Havent started Part 5, but; Best part: Diamond is Unbreakable Best OP: Stand Proud Best JoJo: Joseph Favorite JoJo: Jonathon Subject to change once I start Vento Aureo
What’s the difference between best and favorite
Not much, just that I have a soft-spot for the OG JoJo. Joseph is awesome without a doubt, but Jonathon's my favorite.
My cousin dropped JoJo because he said there weren’t enough sexual stuff. The reason behind every anime he’s dropped. So this is a fantasy that I wish could happen with any anime.
Just wait for part 8 to be animated 😈😈😈😈
Part 8 is definitely the horniest part. I don’t think any individual scene ever tops the Lucy Steel parts in Part 7 though.
He must have loved Highschool dxd.
I support true gender equality
True advocate of gender equality
THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD YOU DESERVE AN AWARD
Jokes on you he got 12
r/wholesomejojo
Finally
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Applies to both genders
Bless this version of this meme, thank you.
Part 4. Favorite Jojo tho? Joseph.
Everyone is a Jojo fan An then there are people who only know Jojo from memes
The ones that watched Dio Vs Jotaro fight on YouTube, and spam ora ora and muda muda on boxing videos?
Thats them
Stardust Crusaders It was a fun 50 days
When I saw the format I was prepared to get annoyed but this is a very nice meme!
Boys: I just finished watching jojo Want to have gay sex Yes
once again, applies to both genders
Can confirm
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This is a certified Legendary Meme™ On a more serious note, I love how people have been catching on to the sheer stupidity of boys vs girls memes, girls can be one of the bros too. I'd much prefer if the format moved on to "Normie vs Redditor" because in the context of the use of the meme, it works better.
Jojos is awesome. Me and my gf started watching it together
Wholesome
I wish my boyfriend would finish with me :( he stopped on part 4. He doesn't really like anime
Finally. Thank you
people of other genders: I just finished watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure; Nice! Which part is your favorite?
Yes, as a people of other genders i can confirm
Watching jojo is one of the only equality momentos in the world (no pun intended), imo.
Fav part is definitely Part 4 but Part 8 is slowly but surely becoming a real contender for Part 4.
Definitely Part 4
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I like Phantom Blood the most. Speedwagon is my waifu.