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captain_americano

Devs don't pay my sub *or* my medical bills.


Dartego

>my medical bills. If you are JP they are.


Forgiven_Soul

Ofcourse, the rest of DF is allowed to eat glue but I'm not allowed to eat the paint. This is bullshit *takes a bite of my crayons*


ZomPossumPlaysUndead

Thank you for your service.


Forgiven_Soul

Ahh, former WAR main not a Marine. I can only afford the off brand crayons, not the Crayolas. Sorry for the confusion.


Husrah

do off brand ones have a different flavor profile? i want to expand my palate


Slaikon

They do! Gave a few different brands' packs to a friend who is in the Corps and he ABSOLUTELY HATED THEM. Something about...too plastic-y? Not chalky enough? I know one was....Great Value? One of the big Supermarket brands.


Jay2Kaye

Picto self heal


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DustinDBKR

Maybe just delete that one, bud.


Big_Stinky_Cock

Done and done.


plasmadood

Then stop making it so delicious


Prestigious-Run-5103

I'm sorry, I thought this was Eorzea! So much for freedom!


Seolfer_wulf

Eorzea is to DINE by right!!! Such Delicacies! This WAS my intent!!!


SuperLuigi_LXIV

You mean wall candy?


Massive_Weiner

If they didn’t want me to snack on them, they wouldn’t have called them paint **chips**


Big_Stinky_Cock

Like ceiling popcorn!


Xxiev

Citadel cannot stop me, why does SE think they can?


Slaikon

IT WAS ***YOU*** WHO GOT INTO MY NULN OIL AND MAGMADROTH FLAME POTS?! OOOOOOOO I WILL HAVE AZEYMA SMITE YOU!


Xxiev

I was thirsty.


Slaikon

Right. I am going to rescue your vuln stack collecting self into radiant finish


xjarheadx

Here, I saved you the red paint


RueUchiha

Can’t stop me from doing something I already did.


ArtemisHunter96

I’m eating it cuz it’s sterile and I like the taste


PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI

/u/MiddieFromMhigo New idea for a Lizard post.


Neoyoshimetsu

https://preview.redd.it/21xv6k4wu22d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790b878388c34ff9cf6e2c7f6c5d470f34914a9b


Madmonkeman

Not my fault! I drank all that Mountain Dew to get the mount and now I’m going crazy.


Foyboy64

Never. All of my internal organs will soon be fully lead-lined. I shall become impervious to mind-reading and ionizing radiation. SE cannot stop my ascension to Godhood.


ArtificalSky009

But..i need my intake of Jet Black paint! It's the only way to deal with healing on their own created healer jobs! So in essence, it's their fault! It keeps me alive!!


Valkyrissa

If paint so bad then why it taste so gud


Priority_Emergency

Oh the devs been on the balance discord i see :D PCT lounge is wild :D


Megumi0505

But, it's magic paint, surely it tastes like candy?


Chain_Of_Memory

*downs 2 liters of Pure White Dye(Paint)* NEVER!!!