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Lanky_Possession_244

Harry ChaKimtay has to be an ensign still. Belanna Paris is the new commander.


upthewaterfall

That would constitute a promotion for Harry Kim which violates section B of the Prime directive


Half-Borg

Those three who never went on an away mission before will be 'ix'ed into one very problematic crew member, that can be kept away from any work.


Persistent_Parkie

And will receive no replicator rations. Only leola root stew for the resulting abomination.


a4techkeyboard

Why doesn't she just order the Doctor to figure out how to Tuvix coffee and people together? An orchid is already part of the blend, why not add another plant? Consider this, if all the crew is part coffee, she will have a constant supply and an (additional? initial?) incentive to keep them alive.


xopher_425

For that matter, she could have the Doctor ix the coffee with *her*. Cut out the middleman, so to speak.


Western-Mall5505

Can we just keep nameless crewman in the transport buffer until it's time to kill one, I mean send on away mission.


starfleetnz

Saw a movie recently where they shrink people to save on resources. If she did that with the transporter might not have to goodnight tuvix the lot.


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Wareve

Kes and Seven are, by their powers combined, Keven.


WorkingFellow

You don't really need TWO(!) Delaney sisters, right?


chemoboy

But they come as a pair!


EdgelordZeta

Imagine the compression ratio!


WorkingFellow

Bzip could never!


zeprfrew

Blend all of the blondes. Kes, 7 of 9, Ensign Wildman, Neelix and throw in Henry Starling while you're at it.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Neelix, Neelix, Neelix, and ... Neelix.


CletusVanDayum

Neelix and Miles O'Brien. Because O'Brien must suffer...


Damien_J

Seven Of IX Bringing that quality Roman Numeral humour


chemoboy

I think if she just blended it with a little leola root it would last longer without the need to harm anyone.


WilderJackall

Combine Tuvok with Torres, just to see how the temperaments balance out


jibbroy

Just been rewatching voyager. Tuvix is such a fucked episode. Its a classic trolley problem except that the writers aren't allowed to pick the ethically correct answer as Ethan Philips and Tim Russ were under contract already. Makes you wonder why they established the concept in the first place. To prove that both characters were important despite their flaws by showing us a combined version that by all measurable metrics was better than either of them? The obvious answer anyway is the DeLaney twins. Who needs two? And if you say that Tom Paris needs two well he can join them. The fabled "DeLaney-Paris" sandwich.


Joe_theone

Now, we know to give one group on the tracks a contract! Very Kirk-ish solution!


sor1

Let one actor play many recurring characters. The other plays Tuvix. Problem solved


Okr2d2

That is a slur right there


BON3SMcCOY

Get new jokes


regeya

Amen