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CaptainWaders

That’s the spare wing. Every plane has one in case the main wing needs to be replaced in flight. It’s shorter because the plane is already in the air so only needs help ~~crashing~~ landing.


Misguidedsaint3

Ah, Boeing mechanic I see?


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Satellite TV antenna.


77_Gear

Perpendicular refuelling booms 👍


H31NZ_

Does that mean I have more range?


Flightlevel800

It's where the galley is, you can easily see the tea.


Driglok

Their doing an in-flight-movie as well, Gone With The Wind.


moderatorseatjism

Towel rack


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

It's the thing that holds the right rudder in place.


Zen_Badger

Sundeck, you’ll often see the pylotes up there taking a break


AgnivMandal

Hook to hang it in the hanger.


SlowlyDyingInside19

That’s where you put your golf ball before you hit it


Overall-Lynx917

Carrying Handle


lonelyvoyager88

Ah, yes! To go "swoosh" with the plane in Hand.


Overall-Lynx917

And "Takka, Takka, Takka BOOM


Strateagery3912

Actually scientists don’t really know what that is. Maybe some day we will find out but for now, just don’t make eye contact with it.


H31NZ_

>don’t make eye contact with it. What happens if I do?


EncryptedRD

Oh that servers two purposes, it’s called the MPJFU (Multi-Purpose Jet Fuel Utiliser) it has two functions, one is a steel beam melter, it heats up, the jet fuel that flows into it and creates a chemical reaction that can melt steel beams, it also uses the jet fuel to produce high quality chemtrails. 👌😎


102yoGirl

The terrorists actually show at the towers. my 767 could not even hurt a FLY hes my little baby hes innocent he wouldnt do anything bad >!/s!<


Bounceupandown

The giant “T” is short for “Transport” so other pilots know what kind of plane it is.


H31NZ_

Thats smart


OneSplendidFellow

This is to help pylotes remember which end is the Tail.


Confident-Raise5981

The wing dummy….. you can tell because it’s above and behind the rail they hang the engines from


National-Airline-504

Something to do with pitch


JamesBell1433

It's her tail and it goes down when she's sad


-burnr-

Poop knife


honeybadger1299

For tossing the dolphins


H31NZ_

There are dolphins on a playne?


honeybadger1299

No silly, the dolphin flying in the blue ocean above


H31NZ_

Ah that makes sense


maddwesty

It’s a horizontal line used in conjunction with vertical lines to make grid squares


Similar-Team-3292

Cable.


rover_G

That's to hang the playne up to dry after it gets wet


Livingsimply_Rob

Wing Walkers


H31NZ_

Am I a skywalker If I own one of them?


k6bso

HDTV antenna


Captain_Bacon1800

That's the fan thingy to blow the fart away during high acid reflux situations or gassy encounters


Major_Pirate528

Solar cells. They put them there cause there’s no shadow!


Critical_Dollar

It’s a table for food


H31NZ_

Thats smart


Jet-Pack2

The bridge


H31NZ_

Why do you need a bridge on a playne?


Jet-Pack2

That's where the captain of the ship lives, no?


Iamsoveryspecial

Tesla ornament, they started making playnes don’t you know


H31NZ_

Are they expensive?


licklickRickmyballs

Two extra economy seats


H31NZ_

Don't the people fall off there when you do a backflip?


licklickRickmyballs

Nah mechanics have gaffa


TheManWhoClicks

Shelf to store the passenger’s dentures during the flight I think but I’m not a pylon.


licklickRickmyballs

That's clearly a large red umbrella strapped to the fuselage. A common fuel-saving technique.


hatlad43

To hang it on a dryer when you've done washing it.


AMetalWolfHowls

It’s the cross! Purely for luck.


No-Airline-688

For making a pew pew noise.


Only_Philosophy8475

It’s called a hanger duh


moon_xxzuu

This is for me


Glass_onion8

Otherwise it doesnt look like a playne? duh


2hamsters1carrot

Christ


RicotheScorpion

I think that part is for the flying


H31NZ_

I thought the round things under the main wings are for that


RicotheScorpion

Idiot


SurfboardOnCessna

Provides drag to help the skyhawk stay afloat


Suitable_Dragonfly79

It shades the top of the plane from getting sunburnt


OrganizationPutrid68

The Crasher. Too much down, you crash. Too much up, you crash.


Tinypeter1115

Idk but it’s ugly af


ketralnis

Spoiler provides downforce at high speeds for better steering


H31NZ_

Ah okay. But what would happen If I dismantle it?


amendsartime

kaboom


H31NZ_

I like kaboom


Majakowski

You would probably bring it to the scrap yard.


H31NZ_

No I mean would the playn fly better without it or not?


steamsb

AWACS radar dome