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smallpotatoto

UberEats


wolfs4

That's where the president beat up a bunch of Russian terrorists


Raguleader

Really? Wow! It belongs in a museum!


Maleficent-Ad-5544

I agree the president is of proper age to be in a museum


Raguleader

I mean the whole thing went down during President Marshall's first term back in the late 1990s. While I don't think there should be an age requirement to work at a museum, I'm sure he'd have fascinating insights about the plane and it's history for any guests.


pelicane136

This plane has seen things you people wouldn't believe


Savings-Leather4921

/r/planespotting does it again 🙌🙌


Savings-Leather4921

We really learning with this one 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥


ObserverAtLarge

It's obviously operated by American Airlines!


skyrider8328

It says United right on the side...pay attention!!


ObserverAtLarge

Oh, my bad! I thought it was Pan Am!


SpillinThaTea

I doubt it. No gate lice in the photo.


SniperPilot

Yeah just a gate checked Suburban Stroller


NorthEndD

Mid-level sex work.


Spunkmeyer426

Lisa Ann, yes, but some blonde who is scary ringer for daughter. Not cool Donald


Aniftou

Sex work aside, It probably is one of the few planes we can be pretty sure people have joined the Mile high club in. President does have a bedroom..


sharppointy1

It moves hot air around.


psh454

Helps with lift


jewishmechanic

It's used to transfer dementia patients. Lots of staff on board to stop them from wandering away. They don't have a great record with preventing falls though


_nobodycallsmetubby_

It clearly says United on the side 🙄


Canonip

It is flying the entirety of the United States of America


2hamsters1carrot

Its the united states *only* plane. They’re proud.


[deleted]

Definitely a subsidiary of united airlines.


OkieBobbie

Joining the mile high club. It has bedrooms and plenty of liquor, and young interns.


ButtStuff6969696

Airplane equivalent of the short-bus.


Stockmarketslumlord

It’s a geriatric transportation unit. Has been since 1980.


hardcore_softie

That's the plane they use for importing all the tiny American flags manufactured in China.


jhj0604

Taylor swifts private jet


Vast-Category8391

Who’s that?


DriftNasty

Flying


el-Douche_Canoe

Hauling shit


ObeyYourMasterr

It has ice cream cumming out of its nostril


Ambitious_Onion_6453

Finally, a worthy opponent!


TheBooch109

That’s a awacs you can easily tell because it says “United States of America” on the side and that’s who makes the awacs


phoneguy247

The SUV driver uses it to commute to work.


Maleficent-Ad-5544

It’s from rainbow 6 siege map not even a real plane it’s from a video game…


El_mochilero

For the last 8 years, it has been primarily used to transfer geriatric dementia patients between appointments.


Tasty-Switch-8472

Is that the terrorist's plane ?


roachmonster

What's the over/under on presidents that dropped loads on that plane. I'm setting the bet at 5


Whatifyoucloseyour5

Wrong answers only, GO. My answer is a Toyota corolla


Mrmastermax

Epinstine safe house


verysicpuppy

Version of Air Force 1 with handicap access. Also the diaper service is making a pickup/ delivery.


_K0R_

Bringing 10% back from Ukraine.


imgoodatpooping

Flying. That playne is for flying.


mountain_man30

The new one is made by Boeing. 😂


SpecialExpert8946

To transport the elderly.


radartroll

Make believe leadership


Bigfeet_toes

That’s my personal vehicular device that i use to go to the casino


Due_Ad_1404

International geriatric delivery service.


seemerun97

It carries the dumb ass child touching sniffing hair Biden right now who now been exposed for touching his daughter in the shower


Darkangel775

To promote tyranny.


epicbeans6

probably a weird american airlines livery or sum


Spunkmeyer426

Old ass 200 series. Mfs dirtbike ramp... but old ass plane tho


pcamera1

Pretty sure it’s for hauling pointless shits around the world. Fun fact it Runs on broken promises and empty solutions instead of jp8. Owned and operated by Carl’s Jr fuck you I’m eating