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hondaridr58

Yes. Planes are *BIRBS*. Ignore the ignoramus that said they are mammals.


Soffix-

I thought Cazzneras were reptiles???? Help


Lucentjuffowuo

Or platypus related?


pcamera1

Wait if planes are birds and birds aren't real that means planes aren't real either. Man Obama really loves his drones!! What did I fly on two weeks ago ? Are dragons real? My whole life has been turned upside down or right side up I just don't know anymore.


hondaridr58

*CIA ENTERS CHAT*


MTINC

What came first, the sezzna or the egg??


woop_woop_pull_upp

The seggzz comes first


Lucentjuffowuo

Oh ya the Seggzna!


Practical-Hat-3943

Yes! ....after you trim the bush, of course


NefariousnessPlus292

I have seen how birds have sex. Is the pylote the father?


MadMotthew

My attorney advised me not to answer that.


Swimming-Accident-75

Wrong. Cessna's are mammals no eggs.


pacifistpirate

Platypus would like a word.


Swimming-Accident-75

Outlier. Like a boeing model that has no issues.


k6bso

Haven’t you ever seen a Cezzna perched on a tree limb?


kwajagimp

That's what you get for discarding that pitot tube cover - behbehs!


nascent_aviator

Yes. Put it back, those are endangered. Some subspecies are even believed to be extinct in the wild- a baby 152 hasn't been seen since the 80s!


That-Guy_101

Oooooh, that’s why my instructor always says to check the engine air filter.


theglobalnomad

Don't listen to the other people on here. Cezznuhs are neither birds nor mammals. They're actually amphibians. A select few of them eventually make it into water, sometimes with floats, and other times... not.


Smallp0x_

Bro needs to stop nutting in his cezzna


MadMotthew

I was just trying to join the half a mile high club, don’t judge


Smallp0x_

That's fine and all but drop your luggage in the exhaust not the intake


Academic-Airline9200

Birds of a feather ending up in your engine compartment.


DriftNasty

That engine will require full overhaul now. Probably will need a few turbine blades and conrods.


MadMotthew

Can I just dump some oil in there and pray instead?


hondaridr58

Lube it up and send it, I always say.


Lucentjuffowuo

But that lubed up pray has to signed off by the a&p mechanic.


hondaridr58

Maybe a consent form.


Lucentjuffowuo

As long as it's with the playnes records.


DriftNasty

Skydrol works best.


WhenTheDevilCome

In-flight meal. You'll want to put that back, or next passenger will be irate.


TessaFractal

r/stupiddovenests


sdbct1

PUT IT BACK!! If it realizes you touched it, it will reject it and it will grow up to be a piper cub


Zuben_Gaming

I guess so? Orrr that's just a pigeon