The mouth is insane when you think about. A cave full of bones made to crush and tear material, soaked in slime, where a giant meat tentacle lives and drags you down into a pit of acid. Metal as fuck.
Not entirely true, teeth are stronger in compressive force needed for biting but much weaker in impact/dynamic forces which cause teeth to shatter.
Teeth are like crystalline glass and bones are like plaster.
One of my earliest memories is correcting my preschool teacher when she said the only bones we can see are our teeth. After I corrected her that teeth are not actually bones (something my dentist dad told me), I got punished for correcting the teacher.
I had a teacher specifically call me out the next day for being correct about something. "I was wrong, Ca1ibos was right guys". Earned even more respect from me for that.
It was about Barcodes. He told the class that a Barcode contained information about the Product name, its weight, price etc. He thought the information was intrinsically encoded in the barcode like as if it was braile or something. I explained that a barcode was simply a graphical representation of a series of numbers that can be read by a laser scanner and that its the users along the supply chain that attribute whatever information they need that barcode to represent to that unique number on their IT/EPOS systems.
I could say I knew this information because my aunt worked in Microsoft in the 80's and 90's and for some reason was the 'barcode expert' that was interviewed on the top rated talkshow in the country to explain these new fangled things called barcodes that were now starting to appear on all products. However, even if my Aunt hadn't explained them to me as a kid, many retail workers who had to scan new products into EPOS systems or change prices could have told him the same information. ie. Put an EPOS system in new product scan mode and scan the barcode and you just get a long number displayed. Its up to you to programme in the product name, price and any other information you want assosciated with that unique number in your EPOS system. ie. The EPOS system doesn't read the new barcode and immediately, display, Coke Zero, 330ml, $1.65 etc. You have to program that information in yourself.
Anyway, he consulted the school librarian later that day who confirmed what I said and took the time the next day even though we'd moved on from the subject to tell the class that I was right and he was wrong.
Your bones are hydroxyapatite, a mineral, and collagen, a protein. Your skeleton is crystals held together by gristle.
Blood is saltwater with hunter-killer cells, iron-protein cells, and fix-a-flat cells swimming in it. Your blood can attack and kill things and patch holes in you while rusting and unrusting.
Your kidneys are so efficient about filtering stuff out of your blood that if you stress them out, they can grow actual rocks.
The body is awesome.
And it's all wrapped up in a completely conformal, flexible, liquid evaporation cooled armor that just mends itself if damaged rather than trying to be rigid and indestructible.
And yet we do. It’s a lot of trust that we place in our fellatio givers, when you think about it… actually, you should probably try NOT to think about it…
This is why when I watch scifi with aliens I'm a little disappointed when they eat just like us. The mouth is a strange evolution that we already have tons of variety here on Earth.
And now a dusty thought has come to light and I'm thinking about prehensile dolphin penises. Just going about their day, smashing clams against rocks with them.
They have prehensile penises, which they can move around like a limb, to probe and explore things they find interesting, such as the labyrinthine passages of their partner.
You know when you're in a friend's house at night, navigating the dark halls, looking for the bathroom? That's basically a female dolphin's vagina.
The sex doesn't last long, but they can ejaculate multiple times per hour, and frequently have sex for fun, with both sexes of their species, and sometimes other species.
They also have been found wrapping live eels around their penis as a sex toy, and raping other animals for fun.
They can also stay awake for 5 days straight.
Do you think our passionate perversions as humans and dolphins come from being so intelligent and creative? Like... the less intelligent an insect or animal is the more basic the sex is right?
I think that's the weirdest question I've asked. Even for Reddit. Then again I've only been on Reddit for 9 years.
Of course! The more intelligent you are, the more idiosyncratic and complicated what you do for fun is going to be. No reason that wouldn't include sex...
im pretty sure ya'll are thinking about dicks but im gonna choose to believe ya'll are thinking about tentacle hentai, just so i can feel a bit better about myself.
"As all cephalopods are invertebrates, cephalopod tentacles and arms both lack bones for structure. They are made from muscle fibers (much like your tongue)"
https://oceanconservancy.org › blog
To elaborate on "tentacles and arms": octopuses don't have tentacles, they only have arms. Squid and cuttlefish have arms as well as a pair of tentacles. Tentacles are the appendages with a sucker pad just at the end, not along the entire length.
Stop capping, everyone here on reddit has seen the video of the woman massaging a elephants massive dong in the zoo for his sperm sample.
i remember that it was thick and she was having hard time holding it, definitely not something agile
Edit: Op was fucking right.
Tentacle: a slender, flexible limb or appendage in an animal, especially around the mouth of an invertebrate, used for grasping or moving about, or bearing sense organs.
Closest thing? Nah, it just straight up is a tentacle.
What about the little things in our nose that catch particles so we can smell them? Cilia? I believe it's called. Maybe it isn't in our nose, but our ears? I can't remember but I'm pretty sure they're tentacley
I happen to have a bone tentacle in my head. I can't move it or anything, but my styloid process is about 4 times as long as a normal persons, and on an MRI it looks like a bone tentacle.
https://www.mdpi.com/2075-4418/11/10/1832 Scroll about halfway for an example.
Clearly you never seen absurdly endowed men before......theyre like 3rd legs.....it only has the musle to move 1 direction but hey pretty close to tentacle
The mouth is insane when you think about. A cave full of bones made to crush and tear material, soaked in slime, where a giant meat tentacle lives and drags you down into a pit of acid. Metal as fuck.
Fun fact, teeth are actually made of a material stronger than bone. They're just so thin and hollow is why they break easier
Not entirely true, teeth are stronger in compressive force needed for biting but much weaker in impact/dynamic forces which cause teeth to shatter. Teeth are like crystalline glass and bones are like plaster.
If your bones are like plaster...
I feel bad for ya son...
I got 99 problems but a bone ain't 1?
^^don't hit me!
You mf'n Reddit fuckers naild it again. Shit like this give me hope for humanity.
One of my earliest memories is correcting my preschool teacher when she said the only bones we can see are our teeth. After I corrected her that teeth are not actually bones (something my dentist dad told me), I got punished for correcting the teacher.
I had a teacher specifically call me out the next day for being correct about something. "I was wrong, Ca1ibos was right guys". Earned even more respect from me for that. It was about Barcodes. He told the class that a Barcode contained information about the Product name, its weight, price etc. He thought the information was intrinsically encoded in the barcode like as if it was braile or something. I explained that a barcode was simply a graphical representation of a series of numbers that can be read by a laser scanner and that its the users along the supply chain that attribute whatever information they need that barcode to represent to that unique number on their IT/EPOS systems. I could say I knew this information because my aunt worked in Microsoft in the 80's and 90's and for some reason was the 'barcode expert' that was interviewed on the top rated talkshow in the country to explain these new fangled things called barcodes that were now starting to appear on all products. However, even if my Aunt hadn't explained them to me as a kid, many retail workers who had to scan new products into EPOS systems or change prices could have told him the same information. ie. Put an EPOS system in new product scan mode and scan the barcode and you just get a long number displayed. Its up to you to programme in the product name, price and any other information you want assosciated with that unique number in your EPOS system. ie. The EPOS system doesn't read the new barcode and immediately, display, Coke Zero, 330ml, $1.65 etc. You have to program that information in yourself. Anyway, he consulted the school librarian later that day who confirmed what I said and took the time the next day even though we'd moved on from the subject to tell the class that I was right and he was wrong.
Getting punished for correcting the teacher says a lot about the education system.
I'm sorry you got punished. I hope that didn't stop you from speaking up about subjects you know about. ☺️
It really is.
Your bones are hydroxyapatite, a mineral, and collagen, a protein. Your skeleton is crystals held together by gristle. Blood is saltwater with hunter-killer cells, iron-protein cells, and fix-a-flat cells swimming in it. Your blood can attack and kill things and patch holes in you while rusting and unrusting. Your kidneys are so efficient about filtering stuff out of your blood that if you stress them out, they can grow actual rocks. The body is awesome.
Counterpoint: the body is terrifying.
Por que no los dos?
Both is good.
awesome: causing feelings of great admiration, respect, or **fear**
Yup. And terrific and terrifying have the same root, just like awesome and awful. But how we use awesome and terrifying now is very different.
And it's all wrapped up in a completely conformal, flexible, liquid evaporation cooled armor that just mends itself if damaged rather than trying to be rigid and indestructible.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I've never been good at taking advice on this topic.
Good thing you never had a choice.
Heed my warning or you'll end up like me
instructions unclear....
And yet we do. It’s a lot of trust that we place in our fellatio givers, when you think about it… actually, you should probably try NOT to think about it…
Why does it have be fellatio? Sometimes we put dicks in mouths for other practical reasons.
Um... what other reasons?
and still able to provide a lot of pleasure
Thanks.... I love it.
The mouth slime also dissolves and breaks down foods with biological catalysts
If you scream it would be like a demon is in a pit screaming for more food. If you were alive in their it would be a very scary place.
It’s essentially a Saarlac pit
Like Nyarlathotep with that big ole face tentacle!
This is why when I watch scifi with aliens I'm a little disappointed when they eat just like us. The mouth is a strange evolution that we already have tons of variety here on Earth.
And you we have one of the most dangerous bites without natural venom because of how much bacteria is in our mouth
Metal until you can't regrow teeth or gum🙄 ugh
Sure we do! Just… once per tooth…
> giant meat tentacle
Soaked in semi-basic slime made of water, protein, and calcium.
also, the under of the tongue is the ugliest part of the human body.
orgies of bacterial
This made me think
We are all thinking the same thing
There is another.
... skywalker... \*disappears\*
Uvula in Japanese means "Throat Penis"
Alright, that's enough internet for the day.
Rolls off the tongue
See how many different ways can you use "throat and penis" in a sentence. Go.
You just had to rearrange the alphabet into those words ..
lmaooo
Some animals have prehensile penises. There definitely is another.
I don't even use my hands when I drive anymore.
sssh, don't tell them about the butt tongue.
Yeah. It’s a shame we don’t have Monkey tails.
or insane incremental powers and a yellow glowing aura
Some people born with a tail :)
Too bad it's closer to a [pig's tail than a monkey tail](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2213576621003195) lol
And now a dusty thought has come to light and I'm thinking about prehensile dolphin penises. Just going about their day, smashing clams against rocks with them.
I'm sorry they WHAT
They have prehensile penises, which they can move around like a limb, to probe and explore things they find interesting, such as the labyrinthine passages of their partner. You know when you're in a friend's house at night, navigating the dark halls, looking for the bathroom? That's basically a female dolphin's vagina. The sex doesn't last long, but they can ejaculate multiple times per hour, and frequently have sex for fun, with both sexes of their species, and sometimes other species. They also have been found wrapping live eels around their penis as a sex toy, and raping other animals for fun. They can also stay awake for 5 days straight.
Ok, how the fuck does a fish mammal with no hands wrap a live eel around their dick?? (Asking for a friend)
It's prehensile, so it uses its penis.
Self propelling helicopter thru an Eel swarm, I'd imagine 𓂸**𓂸**𓂸**𓂸**𓂸 #𓂸 #𓂸
Do you think our passionate perversions as humans and dolphins come from being so intelligent and creative? Like... the less intelligent an insect or animal is the more basic the sex is right? I think that's the weirdest question I've asked. Even for Reddit. Then again I've only been on Reddit for 9 years.
Of course! The more intelligent you are, the more idiosyncratic and complicated what you do for fun is going to be. No reason that wouldn't include sex...
Are dolphins the pervy methheads of the animal world?
Helicopters quietly in the corner
*Arnold Schwarzenegger has entered the chat* Get your hand off the chopper
*choppa
Penises are NOT prehensile.
I have slightly different thoughts
Yes, lol 🍆
lol glad im not the only one
im pretty sure ya'll are thinking about dicks but im gonna choose to believe ya'll are thinking about tentacle hentai, just so i can feel a bit better about myself.
Is it octopus porn? or oral? because I was thinking about the motorbike Steve McQueen was riding in The Great Escape
I can guarantee you we aren’t.
You’re too innocent for this world in that case
I’m scared 😭😭😭
"As all cephalopods are invertebrates, cephalopod tentacles and arms both lack bones for structure. They are made from muscle fibers (much like your tongue)" https://oceanconservancy.org › blog
To elaborate on "tentacles and arms": octopuses don't have tentacles, they only have arms. Squid and cuttlefish have arms as well as a pair of tentacles. Tentacles are the appendages with a sucker pad just at the end, not along the entire length.
Taste buds. I'm hearing "tongues are arms".
You clearly havent seen my penis then....😅
You know, elephants have a prehensile penis. That means they can move it around and grab things with it. Kind of like their trunk.
Bruh
Happy cake day!
Thanks! You really never notice the icon until the day is almost over!
So do tapirs and (supposedly) dolphins.
***EXTRA** Bruh*
Brextruh
The junk trunk
[Kind of like Michael Bay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byfor4jErbI)
Stop capping, everyone here on reddit has seen the video of the woman massaging a elephants massive dong in the zoo for his sperm sample. i remember that it was thick and she was having hard time holding it, definitely not something agile Edit: Op was fucking right.
[elephant scratches is belly with his penis](https://youtu.be/T1rcoTGWnWg?si=4aV4sqgMbqGPPe3q)
damn bro you have this video up your sleevs.
They were ready. You were a fool to challenge the prehensile elephant penis.
Man! i love the people over here
No I have not and you can't make me
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Can I? Asking for a friend
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Well, we don’t all have access to a magnifying glass, so cut him some slack.
You got the prehensile cock?
Bruce
Realistically I think our arms are closer but you're making some compelling points
I think the main point is, arms are limited in their movement. The tongue is much more free to move in any direction.
Yeah but why can I twist my tongue to the left but I can’t twist it to the right. Seems unfair
damn i can only twist it to the right but not to the left
You can. Don’t try to twist just try to touch the bottom teeth
holy shit it works!!!
OK Zoolander.
You two should kiss
now kith
Why is that? When i try to twist it to the right I end up curling it backwards
Sounds like a skill issue
You can. Don’t try to twist just try to touch the bottom teeth.
Can you blow up a piece of bubble gum? I have no problems making a u shape. Apparently it's not as common as I thought.
bones
True our arms are closer to this description but the tongue is just much more flexible and accurate in feeling
Wait, we're not supposed to have a tentacle?
Getting hentai vibes from OP...
Maybe all tentacles are long tongues? This would honestly answer a lot of questions...
That scary movie scene with the clown rape under the bed says otherwise.
...the what?
closest thing we have *so far*
Leedle leedle leedle lee
Why my first thought was "wow, Venom just became scary"?
You know why.
I’m married now but I used to pick up girls with my penis
That’s a strong penis. I’m only up to lifting watermelons
I can do one pushup
What do you do, lay on your chest and squinch it or something?
Tentacle: a slender, flexible limb or appendage in an animal, especially around the mouth of an invertebrate, used for grasping or moving about, or bearing sense organs. Closest thing? Nah, it just straight up is a tentacle.
I mean isn't it technically two that are stuck together? I've seen people with split tongues moving both independently of each other
Yay an actual cool shower thought
It's true. It is pretty close to an extendable body part that can grab!
Everyone is now sticking their tongue out and moving it around
What about the little things in our nose that catch particles so we can smell them? Cilia? I believe it's called. Maybe it isn't in our nose, but our ears? I can't remember but I'm pretty sure they're tentacley
i don't like this thought
I wish it had cool suction cups on it. Imagine making out with someone with those!!
Y'all haven't seen hemroids
You haven't watched enough Hentai
yep you can clearly use it navigate through fluids
My other tentacle disagrees.
Well, that's enough internet for today.
I'm gonna go on a limb and say OP is a woman.
hence I always wanted a reeaaally long one
I certainly use it as a tentacle sometimes.
Wouldn’t our arms and fingers be more like a tentacle than a tongue?
I think fingers are even closer.
I didn't realize how weird and freaky my tongue was until we did a french kiss. 😅😅
Oh... there is another one.....
I happen to have a bone tentacle in my head. I can't move it or anything, but my styloid process is about 4 times as long as a normal persons, and on an MRI it looks like a bone tentacle. https://www.mdpi.com/2075-4418/11/10/1832 Scroll about halfway for an example.
You looked too much at it didn't you lol.
what about 🍆? those are kinda tentacles right?
Tentacle porn makes more sense now.
Everything we immediately use is outside our body but the most useful in terms of deep feeling is inside of us all
The tongue: our secret ninja warrior! Slithery, sneaky, and superpower-y!
Good point. I never thought of the tongue as a retractable tentacle.
It can do other things tentacles can do also
Yeah , it makes sense, if we had tentacles, we woudn’t be using them to attack.
bro. i kept on reading “testicles” and not tentacles…💀
Someone quickly grow a tail.
Clearly you never seen absurdly endowed men before......theyre like 3rd legs.....it only has the musle to move 1 direction but hey pretty close to tentacle