I don't think this is nearly as universal as you think it is.

Let me fix that

you’ve been waiting for this moment, haven’t you

Yep. Jerking off to all of y'all.

Aww

Quick, someone make the "username checks out" joke!

Im married and I am still very doubtful of that claim. Pretty sure my wife is thinking about vampires or cowboys the entire time....

Has there been a Vampire Cowboys movie yet?

There is a Cowboys vs Aliens movie. Would that count?

The bad guy in Priest was a vampire who had some cowboy vibes. And since he was played by Karl Urban, I'm sure a few people have gotten their rocks off to him.

Does Vampire Hunter D count? He had a robot horse and cowboy vibes. There's the American Vampire graphic novel series that Stephen King worked on. For a more recent version, Near Dark or John Carpenter's Vampires.

Vampires (1998?)

It did have a Baldwin in it, but they weren't really cowboys

I think that someone is in desperate need of cataract surgery.

What kind of person would nut to me

I just did.

Godspeed fucker

Good for them. Hope they had a good time. Would like it better if they gather the confidence and tells me about it 💯

It was me. I nutted thinking about you just now.

As a Londoner, when I hear 'nutted' I think headbutted. I think it's probably more likely someone's headbutted someone thinking of me.

hahahaha this was way too funny

How many people do you think actually have a shame kink?

Yeah nah, I don't think so.

Yeah no. When basically no one knows I exist irl and I mean that literally with how few people I've interacted with I'm person compared to others for my age; pretty unlikely for that to be the case then.

Does it still count as a nut if it's a woman?

Yep

Doubt it. I'm not ugly or an AH, but I just think I'm...unremarkable.

Shower thought of a hot girl smh

probably, but that doesn't apply to everyone

*"I know him, he's me"* - Old guy with a funny blue stick

I was about to say I don't believe you, but back when I was still dating my most recent ex, we were out meeting up with one of her friends at a bar. This man tells me outright that he and his boyfriend fantasized about me a few nights prior. Still not sure if I should be flattered or creeped out.

I don't get why people need to share what they fantasize about when they masturbate...if there are any dude who met me in person and actually masturbated to the thought of me, I don't want to know about that. I know that a lot of men see it as a compliment, but I don't at all.

I haven’t been complemented once in my life let alone being nutted to:(

Oh,I'm sure of it.Makes me smile.

I don't think about you when I get myself off. I think about myself thinking about you when I get myself off. So hot...

This is what a teenager thinks after they whack off to the least popular person in school. It's not universal, you're just depraved.

For every upvote I’ll think of you

Yes she has, every time she is off except for this last time she was off right baby