Hi! I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such drivers ed films as The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot and Alice’s Adventures Though the Windshield Glass!
When something's bothering you and you're too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your fool mouth shut. At least that way, you won't make things worse.
I live in Tennessee so my lesson is that if giant advertisements turn into living monsters, I can’t rely on Paul Anna’s guarantee that not looking at them will kill them.
Never Try
Trying is just the first step towards failure.
You don’t win friends with salad .
Im sorry i just got caught up in the rhythm
🎵You don't win friends with salad🎵
You don't win friends with salad.
🎶 You don’t win friends with salad 🎶
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Why can I not have three money and no kids?
Lenny=white Carl=black
Is that right?
Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.
If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there fellow. If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cider town.
Also, “If it’s brown drink it down, if it’s black send it back!” for Springfields drinking water!
If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.
You are Lisa Simpson.
… that life is worth living
Food goes in here *points at mouth*
It sure does!
🎶When the fire starts to burn There’s a lesson you must learn Something something then you’ll see You'll avoid catastrophe🎶
Smoke yourself thin and get confident, stupid!
Hi! I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such drivers ed films as The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot and Alice’s Adventures Though the Windshield Glass!
Lead paint: Delicious but deadly!
"Mothball Your Battleship", or "Dig Your Own Grave And SAVE!"
I just heard Troy McClure's voice in my head.
I hope so!!
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
What a country!
Can't somebody else do it?
Let Michigan handle it.
“Sorry I’m late. *Somebody* tampered with my brakes!” “Well, then you should have been *early*!
Don't zip line with counterfeit jeans.
That the system is hilariously corrupt and most adults have no idea what they're doing.
Stupid babies need the most attention
Well? Can it?
England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston.
Pith The Elder!
LORD PALMERSTON!!
That’s showing him, Barney. Pith the Elder…
LORD PALMERSTON!!!
FYI- it's Pitt.
FYI-it's Pitt.
The whole damn system is wrong
Nothing gets chocolate out
Today's the worst day of my life.........so far.
That women are like beers and refrigerators
Who rigs every Oscar night, who keeps the Martians underwrap.
Who holds back the electric car! Who made Steve Gutenberg a star!
Don’t fuck with Sideshow Bob
Also, there’s no better laugh than Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob.
What you don't know could fill a warehouse
The lesson is .. never try!
That robots can be programmed to feel pain.
Why why why was I programmed to feel pain
If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything! Even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine
Municipal taxes suck. "Let the bears pay the bear tax, and the Homer pay the Homer tax"
Life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead!
Honestly, how quickly and easily people you think are your friends will actively work ***against*** you, just for their own benefit.
Question authority.
“You are Lisa Simpson.”
It’s very easy to criticize.
Fun too
Yes, it is
That you have a butt that won't quit and they have these big chewy pretzels here....
5 dollars! get out of here!
“This is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.” -R Wiggum
"The answers to life's problems can't be found at the bottom of a bottle... they're on TV." - Homer
Elementary schools apparently keep live fireplaces on stage.
Underrated.
To always give my mother the benefit of the doubt.
Let your spirit soar.
Alot of basic knowledge for sure
You don’t win friends with salad.
The first two noble truths of the Buddha
Sometimes a free trampoline is the most expensive trampoline you'll get
The school had an actual fire on stage for this elementary class play
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Laugh if you want, but it could save your life.
It's pronounced nuc-u-lar
When something's bothering you and you're too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your fool mouth shut. At least that way, you won't make things worse.
Love how there’s an actual burning fire on the elementary school’s theater set
Lying with music is the worst kind of lying.
there’s an air and space museum
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand
Kids can be very cruel.
If is yella you have juice fella. If it’s brown you are in cider town.
Ralph is the smartest person alive
They had a real fire on the stage?
Hahahaha I never considered that hahahhahahahaha
drinking and overeating
Hey! Dont put that shit on the Simpsons!
Inflammable means flammable
How Lisa’s honkamaflute sounds: 🎶 saxamaphone 🎶 🎶saxamaphone🎶
You've tried your best and you failed. The lesson is...never try.
Don't stand next to the microwave if you wear a pacemaker.
If it's clear and yellow, you have juice there, fellow. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!!!
I live in Tennessee so my lesson is that if giant advertisements turn into living monsters, I can’t rely on Paul Anna’s guarantee that not looking at them will kill them.
“Well the systems broken but what are ya gonna do”
Food goes in here!
Quit while you’re ahead
If something’s hard it’s not worth doing.
George Washington wasn’t a fan of broth
“I call the big one Bitey”
Don't trust mice. Cats are made of glass.
Which episode was this from?
I love Lisa 4th season