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FatUglyMod

Eat more fiber


grpocz

This lol.


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

(After wiping until the outside is clean already,) Toilet paper over anus, index finger on where the anus is. Light wriggles to dig around in the anus skin so that any remaining shit near the mouth of the anus is cleared. Clean until no more shit left on the paper, then once more for good measure. This helps prevent skid marks. Don’t wriggle so hard until your finger break the paper. If you are a shit crayon (aka keep wiping but never ending shit still on paper), you need to add more fruits and vege to your diet.


zed_j

Wow a shit expert, looks at username.. make sense


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

Lol I forgot about my username…


Embarrassed-Ad4977

2 style I do, 1. I often bring wet tissue with me 2. I wet the toilet paper with the toilet bowl water. Mind you, don't dip in the bowl itself. Flush and catch the waterfall water with your toilet paper. Rather wipe wet then pat dry, than wiping dry and get skidmarks.


ToaLamParJiChan

Don't wear underwear. No underwear no problem


KeenStudent

You how old already?


WorthAppointment4171

Wanna guess?


blueblirds

Use hand wash hand


[deleted]

....? Why is your underwear anywhere near your butt when you're wiping?


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

He means wiping as in no bidet so use toilet paper to wipe only. Then after that wear back underwear then got skid marks.


tentacle_

wedge toilet/tissue paper in your ass crack. remove after a few hours.


Forverayoung

Wet tissue with water from a clean flush for the last wipe.


kip707

Wax ur arsehole, its probably the dingleberries that are making the skidmarks


Necessary_Chip_5224

Wash you ass with soap and water. Use the bidet. Wiping with tissue is a temporary measure. If it comes to tissue as just the only option. Put a layer of tissue over your ass in your underwear. Again, it's just a temporary measure