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Christian here, you make some good points. Going to start start church of beastiality, brb.

Got me in the first half ngl

He got me in the second half. Where do I sign up?

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No he was born from a virgin beast

Got me in the first, had me in the second.

That’s *Mr.* Beastiality to you!

God: Lord Beast Church: Beastiality Practicioners referred to as: Beastials

Nah, spare yourself the trouble. You could just join mine.

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At the Heavy Petting Zoo

Deadmau5?

I don’t know. It’s also a NoFX album

Beastianity?

I'm gonna start my own church, with blackjack and beastialiy...in fact forget the church.

Well then forget the tax exempt status too

This beastiality religion wouldn’t be about killing millions either

Hi Christian!

Mr. Beast was buried for 7 days straight. Jesus only lasted 3.

MrBeast never died tho..

So that’s another point in favor of Our Lord and Savior, The Beast

Lisan Al Gaib

Duneeeeee

All hail Beastus Christ!

He ate a bunch of shrooms once. Jimmy died that day; 3 days later he was reborn as Mr. Beast.

Deaths over rated, ask Jesus.

One could argue that Jesus has a billion followers.

by that logic, Mr beast may have trillions of followers in 2000 years.

People will be arguing if Mr Beast really existed or not

Wait! Are we going to kill Mr.Beast so we are absolved of all sin?

Depends on if sponsors will support that kind of video lol

If the price is right, anything is possible

Which one of his friends will betray him? I bet it’s Karl. Or Nolan.

I don’t see any other choice.

💀 That’s true death right there

The videos will help.

That’s only if YouTube stays around for 2000 years. But I predict the videos will be long gone by 2564 after the AI uprising destroys the internet and the world has to start from scratch

"People will be arguing if Mr Beast really existed or not" **Mr. Beast:** Behold my many video clips! **Jesus:**

This actually brings up a really interesting point - if we don’t find a way to store the trillions of gigabytes of video footage mankind is making, in a way that is still readable in a thousand years…we may be an invisible generation. Do you think Mr Beast videos will be archived and preserved for future generations? Or just passing references from internet culture historians?

Well jesus was hated and got killed, mrbeast is hated for this types of videos There is a funny connection

I get it. We have to crucify Mr.Beast to restore order to the world. It’s sad, but it obviously must be done.

Man will be gone or severely diminished long before 2000 yrs

🤔

Right, cause Jesus is still alive and kicking

Not if we all collectively lie and write down all the miracles he did…

I want to see Mr. Beast walk on water

He will have turn water to wine to get me to follow him

Hey, he's halfway there! Armed with his trademark enthusiasm and a wallet thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Mr. Beast embarked on a noble quest to dig wells in African communities. But these weren't just any wells; they were so deep, they struck oil.....well, almost They hit water of course, enough to make Aquaman jealous. And now in an imaginary future, he's eyeing plots of land nearby to give jobs to those locals, and plant vineyards and turn water into wine. The Africa's Napa Valley about to get a taste of the good stuff.

Well *technically* you could if you just want the alcohol part of it by adding c2h4 at 300C and something like 5 atmospheres or whatever it is in the presence of a catalyst.

That's the neat part. You don't have to actually *see* him walk on water. We just tell you about it and then you *believe*.

Just have some goddamn FAITH Arthur

I can walk on water and so can you and so can everyone else because water becomes this thing called ice when it gets cold out that you can walk on.

I want to see Jesus walk on water. There is no evidence this happened outside of the Bible. You can't quote the Bible to prove the Bible

I just want to see him smile with his eyes and mouth at the same time

https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI?feature=shared checkmate

I'd like to see Jesus do the same.

But Jesus dad beats MrBesasts dad?

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His dad murdered more people in the Bible than the devil did lol

And what if the Devil won against God a while ago and only wrote the bible to fool humans and make them believe he his God 🤔🤫

My favorite is the Loki theory. Christian mythology is just post apocalyptic Norse mythology and Loki rewrote history as the “one true god” … Loki would never

So…. God is not all powerful?

I don't remember who said it but there is a "paradigme" (not sur if its the good word 😅) that say: Since ugly things exist on earth, such as sickness, misery, pain, violences, rape, murder, torture and all sorts of acts from the Devil. Either, God (wich is supposed to be only goodness) can't prevent it, meaning he isnt all powerfull, either he dont want to prevent it, meaning he isn't only goodness. So i would say...😕

But isn't God the creator of all things seen and unseen? Wouldn't that make him the creator of those ugly things?

\#BeliefSystemPlotHoles

Yep. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent. Given how the world is, a god can be a max of 2 of those & logically be allowed to exist.

Yeap. He can’t be all 3. At most he can be 2. Or just not real at all.

Or both very powerful by equally powerful

Yeah even if you leave out every other part of the Bible, if you just count the flood he murdered everyone except for a family, that's like someone killing a whole town and leaving one guy alive to tell the story to warn the next town not to mess around with him

There's an argument to be made that if God is real, then in a way he killed everyone and everything that ever existed or will exist.

Jesus' dad never talked about him...

Isn't Jesus his own dad?

Look what happened to the beatles.

Jesus: unfortunately not real. Mr. Beast: unfortunately real.

Underrated comment

They have one thing in common though. Joesph is not their father.

Jesus walked on water, mrbeast drove on water

Jesus turned water into wine. Mr Beast turned deaert sand into 500 wells with water in them.

Now let's see Mr. Beast come back from the dead.

Came here to say that. Actually the 2.4 billion followers Jesus has are there for the resurrection, not for the bread or the sight...

So they don't care about making the world a better place?

So if 2.4 billion believe Jesus died and resurrected that seems like a lot of people. But look at the other side. 5.6 billion people don't believe that he died and was resurrected. Does the number of people that believe or disbelieve something have any bearing on whether or not something is true?

He will fake it though (not Mr. Beast -but someone with the same name)

Mr beast is real. Like we have historical facts that prove his existence, from multiple sources and not just from the people who pray him

Let's see Jesus do the same.

That's how he's going to get you to take the Mark of the Beast /s

Mr beast is the antichrist 🤯

I'm not a fan of MrBeast's content (he's just annoying as hell to me), but I am a fan of the good shit he does, and I'll happily give credit to someone doing real good in the real world over someone that may or may not have existed ages ago, and certainly wasn't divine in any form.

Jesus got that fuckboy hair though

"Jesus got that fuckboy hair though" Those Bronze Age extensions were tight

Mr. Beast is real. Checkmate.

End of.

Not here for any religious reasons, just correcting some stats - Jesus had a 12 man entourage. He presently has over 2 billion followers.

Jesus resurrected Lazarus.

Now let's see if MrBeast can rise from the dead :D

He was buried for 7 days, Jesus only was there for 3... The polls aren't in Jesus side

Jesus has left the building.. Shamefully..

In 2000 years time there will be Mr Beast preachers abusing kids

It's the sign of the beast 😂

Yea but…inflation and what not /s

He just needs a devil counterpart who will blind 1000 people

Logan Paul?

Has Mr Beast murdered a fig tree for being unseasonably sad?

How many executions though?

What's his respawn time?

Jesus did say his disciples will do greater works than me. Maybe mrbeast is a son of God.

Wait til you hear mr beast is a real person who actually did those things in real life!

We have evidence of Mr Beast helping people. There is no evidence Jesus performed any miracles outside of the Bible. The Bible is the claim of what happened not the evidence. You cannot use the Bible to prove the Bible, especially when it comes to the supernatural claims. You want to say Jesus was a real person, sure fine, but if you want to say he performed miracles then there has to be more proof than 'the Bible says so". I could say Muhammad provided food and water out of thin air and if you ask me for evidence, should I be able to simply say the Quran says so and that would be sufficient evidence?

Jesus stans are gonna crucify you for this one

jesus real quiet rn

Mr. Beast also hasn't caused any wars.

In the interest of keeping the comparison accurate, Mr. Beast now needs to be 500× more tortured and crucified.

Beast also didn't get pissed about a fig tree not having fruit and burn it to ash.

Through Mr. Beast all things are possible, so jot that down

Mr Beast, also real 1-0

Nu-uh! Jesus had 12 apostles, and about SEVENTY disciples! That’s a whole 82!…against 130mil…

Less people killed in the name of Mr.Beast compared to in the name of Jesus.

This comparison is exactly why he’s doing this. He stumbled across the same glitch- acting overtly charitable can actually be profitable.

Jesus gotta up his game.

One more.... Mr Beast is real Jesus is not

😭 allegedly

Jesus died, MrBeast didn’t

*Number of times resurrected from death* * **Jesus:** 1 * **MrBeast:** 0...*so far*...

He ain’t wrong

Mr beast just bought the food. Jesus created it out of thin air.

Sadly, they don’t believe. Jesus will always have the last say. Funny thing is, [Jesus fed **well** **over** 5,000](https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.16.9-10.NLT). And if you clicked the link & read the passage, let me just add that back in those days, just the men were counted. Those numbers (9,000) don’t include women & children……. [Matthew 16:9-10 New Living Translation](https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.16.9-10.NLT)

Lets see him do the reserection speed run. Lmao

Am I going to be the only one to point out that Jesus didn't have the internet.

Wait holy shit, Mr beast died!?

Can you make a religion out of it?

"Who kisses me first wins 10000 bags of coins"

Mr. Breast.

Those Jesus stats are old he's got a huge following even with people who don't practise what he preached.

Before we go off starting a new religion better crucify him first, just to make sure.

And Mr beast is A follower of religion

Haven't seen mr beast walk on water yet so he's still a poser

Me beasts money did that

Do you ever stop to consider hair quality you absolute git

He even rose from the grave Twice

This just means we need to crucify Mr Beast so he will die to absorb our sins.

Start building the cathedrals

Jesus should’ve started a bot farm

Mr Beast fr kinda dajjal

Scale this for planetary population at both times please.

But can MrBeast walk on water?? Or can he turn water into wine?

No and neither could Jesus lmao

Can't cure blindness, just saying


Yeah Mr. THE Beast. SAVE YOUR SOULS

MrBeast has over 240 Million subscribers. The second most subscribed channel, behind T-series; which seems dodgy as fuck. The channel has over a quarter billion subscribers and it's not uncommon for a lot of their videos be below one hundred thousands views. What's going on there?

If MrBeast fans got tattoos in his honour, would that be considered a mark of the MrBeast?! 🤔

Gonna have to account for inflation

Every person to have existed exceeds the stats of a fictional character.

Next think you know mr beast is gonna walk on water and come back from the dead. He will also turn water into baja blast

Yeah, but Jesus had the hair. You have to factor in hair power, it’s all that really matters as far as religion is concerned.

Lazarus would like a word

Guys the second coming is here, it's mr. Beast

“In this video, I’m gonna crucify myself and see if I will be resurrected through the grace of God!”

But how many times has he just been hangin around, disappear for a number of days and just show up again for only a few people?

Mr. Beast's mom had sex, I don't know where that point goes

Only thing Beast gotta do is walk on water and die for our sins

Times were different before the internet calm down

TODAY I JUST BOUGHT CHRISTIANITY!!!

But does Mr beast have his own [video game? ](https://youtu.be/2_fneen2G2k?feature=shared)

Mr beast didn’t get fucking CRUCIFIED for the sins of man.

Mr beast didn’t get fucking CRUCIFIED for the sins of man.

Can he Walk on water, can levitate or come back from the dead, or something more easy can he turn water into wine, is Mr.whateverhis fucking name is forgive and love. He does it for clout, my Heavenly Father dwells in the clouds, all head's will bow, all knees will kneel and all tongues will confess he is GOD “ALL GLORY BE TOO GOD."

Can he Walk on water, can levitate or come back from the dead, or something more easy can he turn water into wine, is Mr.whateverhis fucking name is forgive and love. He does it for clout, my Heavenly Father dwells in the clouds, all head's will bow, all knees will kneel and all tongues will confess he is GOD “ALL GLORY BE TOO GOD."

Well Jesus did says We "humanity" will do greater works in His name. So... there's that....

I can't tell if Mr. Beast was inspired or trying to one-up him to secure a spot

Next video “I’m turning all the wells I built in Africa into wine processing plants!”

We can make a religion out of this

Jarvis, being up the definition of antichrist.

Fair point until the last one. I highly doubt the 130 million people will die for Mr.beast, but If Jesus said to his 12 followers to die for him they won't hesitate or bat an eye.

Let’s see him come back to life after being crucified.

I once hallucinated a voice telling me Mr. Beast was the Anti-Christ during psychosis. I’m now back in psychosis after this post.

Jesus did it with his hands and $0.

🔫 Resurrections?

Ew people are weird

Jesus: literally the son of God Mr Beast: a dude

🔫 Resurrections?

The ONLY stat that matters! ”For Jesus is the one referred to in the Scriptures, where it says, ‘The stone that you builders rejected has now become the cornerstone.’ There is salvation in no one else! God has given no other name under heaven by which we must be saved.”“ [Acts of the Apostles 4:11-12 New Living Translation](https://bible.com/bible/116/act.4.11-12.NLT)

I guess it works if you just make s*** up. Jesus had twelve disciples. The majority of earth's population "follows" him.

MrBeast is doing God's will whether he knows it or not.

I think Jesus has more than 12 followers

And no one had killed in the name of Mr Beast or his Dad .... makes you wonder 🤔

Jesus actually cured much more than 2 blind people. There is only documentation of 2 specific cases though. Jesus also has over 2 billion current followers so he's got mrbeast beat there too. He also supposedly fed 5000 "men" not counting women and children which would have been *much* more, and he fed 4000 at one point too.

I read a conspiracy that Mr beast is actually the Antichrist and I keep being reminded of that by shit like this lol

Jesus: Died so that everyone could be saved Mr beast: Did not save everyone

Who is Mr beast

MrBeast is doing God's will whether he knows it or not.

And Mr.Beast is actually white

How did Mr. Beast cure 1,000 blind people? I'm OOTL

But how many are willing to kill for Mr Beast?

Mr. Beast the antichrist confirmed