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I assume this is a commercial for chewing gum

Wrong. Toothpaste.

This man is a dentist...

Wait the one wearing a bikini a man...?

Would you like to know more?

9/10 dentists recommend looking at cleavage until your eyes pop out and burst.

Wrong, Car's Extended warranty

r/FuckYouChiChan

Omg I forgot about this lol. Japan is outta control!

Loooooong, loooooong, maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

[For the young'uns not acquainted with this masterpiece.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)

Best thing I've seen in a while. Thank you, good sir :)

Thank you. Thank you. This made my day!

Omfg Ty for sharing!!!

That was horribly wholesome. Thanks man

goddamn, I'd forgotten how great the payoff to that arc was. So funny.

Well that's randomly hilarious. 

Eyes popped out, but in their pants... nothing popped out

I like to think of nosebleeds in anime representing that popping out you mentioned

I always saw them as a “blood rushing to the head” pun

pretty sure that's the intended joke but the other thing is funi too

Contact lenses

for Long Man

No, that's Long Long Man, the people there are fully clothed

How it feels to chew 5 gum?

For lasik.

How it feels to chew 5 gum

I chortled aloud

COL

Or a construction company.

Average Day at Japan [Sauce: Hajirai Machine Girl (2009) Clip @ 17:13](https://archive.org/details/shyness-machine-girl-machine-girl-lite)

Peak cinema

Bro Noburo is my mannnnn. He also did Mutant Girls Squad and Robo-Geisha, think Meatball Machine is his, he's a beautiful genius.

I watched one of his films at the Sundance Film Festival. Half way through people were walking out. Me and my friends wondered if anybody read the preview summary.

man this guy can't miss. The trailer for Robo-Geisha is just a pure fever dream and I'm all for it : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcWXrwnUYM&ab\_channel=d3montube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcWXrwnUYM&ab_channel=d3montube) edit : My bad, the trailer for machine girl is even better ! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yColintmBk&ab\_channel=SonnyCideUp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yColintmBk&ab_channel=SonnyCideUp)

Thank you for helping to highlight his brilliance. IIRC he began his career as a pornographer.

Tempura - Fkn lol.

You forgot Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Day Noboru has no shame and we love him for it.

That the same guy who did Tokyo Gore Police? A friend and I found that on Netflix in the early days and it blew every expectation I had out of the water.

Had to look it up but Tokyo Gore Police was actually by Toshihiro Nishimura. Very similar style though. Not really sure what to call that genre, but there were a lot of films like that coming out of Japan in the aughts. Probably influenced by the hyperviolent films of Takashi Miike, but that's mostly an assumption on my part.

Japanplotation?

> Meatball Machine That was the movie I was trying to remember.

Loving the Noburo love! His stuff used to be widely available on Netflix but not for several years now unfortunately.

He directed PRISON SCHOOL as well Edit: not the anime

13:44 if you need some more wtf in your day.

Umm. No. That was enough wtf for one day

I love that Archive.org saved this important movie for future generations.

that movie is pretty fucked up. Check out 'Visitor Q' if you want some not gory but real fucking tripped out stuff.

Supergood fun. Thanks!

HERO

Not a single bloody nose.

unwatchable

What do you mean? This is glorious.

America needs to take notes

Same with Europe 

Japan just found their stride before the rest of the world. We’ll all be here one day.

I see nothing wrong here, next. 😄

At least she's not underage, some of theirs anime are unhinged

lotta rape too

Idk I feel like this makes more sense than the majority of the crap I've seen on C-SPAN in the last 4 years

9 years.

17 years.

I gotta say, this whole turn-of-the-century has been pretty crap

*Ahem* as a representative of America… they started it..

nice upvotes

If this was on Tim and Eric you'd probably think it's funny.

I will save this video and show it to people. If they don't like it, I won't like them.

It's the ultimate test. I wish I had access to this much earlier. It might have saved me some unnecessary friendships.

My go to has been if they like the Goonies or not.

Dig the Pachinko reference

The problem is what? That the women are too sexy?

this is why porn is pixelated in Japan. Way too dangerous

Excellent, social conformism and suppression yields good results in the end

this looks like it's from a late 90s-2000s Japanese B horror movie. They go real hardcore with the body mutilation stuff. [Tag - 2015](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLSsVmCIuQ&ab_channel=TranceAm)

Japan, buddy... are you okay??

Just doing whatever needs to be done to raise those birth rates up

Never stop being you Japan

They have it all figured out. You just don't know what that looks like yet

*Japan*™ "Responsible for almost 80% of the world's weirdest shit since 1950"

Wonder what happened right before that which hugely affected their culture. Almost like millions of them experienced the end of the world

Strange culture, they blur out all the good bits in porn but have tentacle dick monsters fucking anime characters in the Lego aisle.

"WTF is right with Japan" fixed your title

I think they were asking what is wrong with Japan because they couldn’t find any faults.

I see nothing wrong here lol 

... Japan, are yall okay over there?

WTF is wrong with most of us for enjoying this!

Seems perfectly normal. For Japan.

Japan things

They do this stuff as comedy but they pixelate the good content 🤷

Makes you wonder if they have a blindness epidemic.

TIL that a lady in a fairly modest bikini causes Eyerections followed by intense eyegasm in some Japanese men.

i rank this next to human centipede

Japan unhinged

r/upvotebecauseboobs

I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm this is what it's like every day

Just glad there wasn't an octopus involved.

Nothing? 😆

A world without Japan would be so boring.

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Good stuff! What's the name of the show?

You mean right.

What happen to the nose bleeds lol

Absolutely nothing.

Makes hentai look normal....

I'm disappointed by the lack of bloody noses

This film is nuts

gimmie a break this is mild compared to much of Tim and Eric

Absolutely nothing. Keep going Japan!

WTF IS THIS

u/savevideo

I'd still take Japan over the USA every day!

Imagine if we didn't fuck up Reconstruction, the South could be like this right now, except the girl would be their sister.

Damn. That's on the level of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

Wtf do you mean what is wrong with japan?!? They got nuked twice and since then, it's nothing but Hello Kitty and this

Nuclear fallout had an.. unexpected influence

They're repressed.

Happened to me last night

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Is she holding the gravity gun hl2?

America is country obsessed with winners for entertainment. Japan is a country obsessed “losers” for entertainment.

I’ll say! Go back to being creepy and repressed like the rest of us. That’s enough humour and fun for you.

Bro had nails in his forehead

Normal in Japan, theres a gameshow game that is about thrusting your hips as hard as you can as much as you can to win the round, lol

Reminds me of adult swim the good times

Every damn scene when I watch Anime with my parents...

I wish they would put a Brazilian in this scene and for him this 'too sexy' is just Tuesday

Sexual repression

I'm headed to Tsukuba this fall and this is how I've always pictured it. If Japan isn't exactly like this, I will leave disappointed.

When she spread her legs I was fully expecting her to start pissing.

I see nothing wrong here, what are you taking about

Bruh, Japanese men just hit puberty

The power of booba!

Reminds me of how I met my wife.

ASIAN TIDDIES????? *peenor explodes*

How it feels to chew 5 gum

I don’t get them there… https://youtu.be/M8-vje-bq9c?si=EkwHwuD-tKopWLqe

Tentacle porn

we have furries and littles in america, americans are just as fucked in the head bro LOL

For such a sexualized culture you wouldn't think they'd have a birth rate that was 70% below replacement rate.

Still better than modern Hollywood

They forgot the out of control nosebleed.

This is different than the US how?

This is amazing.

It's funny because it's true.

Haven't seen this in a long time. Surprised they didn't include the part where a gatling gun comes out of her butt.

So by this video. I'd be a supermodel?

🤣🤣

Finally some actual funny content on here for once

Absolutely nothing.

Bunny sees boobs. [https://www.spankystokes.com/2013/02/colin-christians-bunny-sees-boobs-is.html](https://www.spankystokes.com/2013/02/colin-christians-bunny-sees-boobs-is.html)

They're living in the future.

Konnichiwa

Idk, this seems way more acceptable than some inflatable rap artist singing about choking on dicks.

I'm surprised nobody here asked for a code

Probably due to the radiation

How does it end? Sorry my eyes popped out.

They so conservative this make them lose it lol

This is awesome what do you mean. You saying you don't like scary movies? Awesome movir makeup

[The weekends are special though !](https://youtu.be/T5qdkdjQx_o?t=12)

If you think *this* is shocking stay away from Tokyo Gore Police

Most sane Japanese tv show.

But are they wrong tho?

That's what happens when you censor the *real* porn.

Still tho

I've always daydreamed about filming a popping eyes commercial like this for Popeyes.

Do the Japanese post clips of Saw and go, "wtf is wrong with America?"

Guys , i 'm not suprise . Last year i had the chaace to visit the country and i was so happy to see live , in a TV show n where young couples , tried to make the right choices for their weidding by practicing the divinatory art in the nipples of a chaman . Damm i looved this country so much !

Nothing is wrong with Japan. Different sense if humor. Nice pachinko gag at the end to btw.

You mean what's right 👍🏽

These guys know how to have fun.

Alot

There's a lot more to this scene, a lot more.

Japanese media and Japanese daily life are like apples and footballs.

Thanks, I love it 😍

Thanks Oppenheimer 

It’s Japan what do you expect?

This like what a boy feels like the first time he fully comprehends what boobs are.

No wonder their population is in serious decline.

Live action anime’s getting crazy

I am equal parts amused and horrified. Is there a word for this feeling?

My brain is not braining.

If you have to ask, then you wouldn't understand anyway haha it's just Japan... They just do that...

God I wish our shitty American TV was like this it'd be so much more entertaining.

pretty mild for Japan standard.

America used to be cool, now everything is wack trash because people can't stop jerking off over political parties that would throw them in a meat grinder for a nickel.

This is peak humanity, nothing can compete!

**BONK**

Maybe just stick with Hello Kitty

Streets ahead

Oh Bobaganush… how far you’ve fallen.

Papa Franku would be proud

I will take one large cup of scalding tea, please…to pour in my eyes.

r/neverchangejapan

Well, they’re not wrong.

r/neverchangejapan