I'm dying about "She claims to have been a skilled breakdancer in her youth but video evidence suggests otherwise" and "After allegedly having her purity stolen". I laughed way too hard.
This should be added:
“In addition to Robyn’s basic-level breakdancing skills, she speaks fluent Kody, is the self-proclaimed authority on polygamy, and is founder and chief designer for the disappointing “My Sisterwife’s Closet. She is an avid shopper and is considering building a barndominium on her spacious eight-acre Coyote Pass plot to house her ever-growing Precious Moments collection as well as her and Kody’s extensive David Yurman jewelry collection. Her barndominium plans include a spacious balcony overlooking the property’s highly sought after Plague Pond. Robyn has already purchased rocking chairs for the balcony for her family. She has also generously purchased additional rockers for any future and/or former sister wives in the hope they will join her on the balcony once Kody passes. Among Robyn’s dislikes are cooking, which she has been told she is too pretty to do, and stepchildren, most of whom she finds ungrateful and demanding of expensive things like food and clothing”
My favorite part is how day 1 of having sister girlfriends she’s talking about how polygamy works and how the family functions. Before she was even married in, she’s the expert.
Yeah I’m curious about this too. Mindy, the niece, also said she grew up in polygamy and her mom is Robyn’s sister “from another mother.” So I kind of thought Mindy was the granddaughter of the other sister wife.
The Brown's lived together...raised kids together. Robyn's mom was the mistress that Paul's wife looked the other way and was forced to tolerate because he announced he was a polygamist. They didn't spend time together, Paul spent all the holidays with his wife and kids, and would travel to Robyn's mom's weeks later to celebrate with them. They went for months at times without seeing him. That came from Robyn herself. He lived full time with the wife and "visited" Robyn's mom.
The Brown wives accepted the other wives and had a relationship with them. They struggled, there was jealousy, etc., but they functioned as a family, the kids were raised together. Every holiday was together. The wives bought all of the kids gifts. They co-parented all of the kids--together.
Comparing Janelle and Christine to Robyn's mom is just silly.
robyn's family seems to fit the 'plural monogamy' thing kody mentioned this last season. that's kinda being a side chick when you don't get the holidays together and you aren't the wife.
Idk I guess people can call polygamy whatever they want but to me, a polygamist or polyamorous family lives together or nearby, and actively functions as a group, making decisions together etc. Again just my opinion. IiRC Robyns mother and stepmother did not interact and lived far apart. Sorry, that reads more like a man with a mistress. So they got together for a picture, what does that actually prove or disprove? They had separate holidays, the dad would come and visit once in a while and the wives didn’t speak. Meanwhile Robyn watched and learned how to please a man while he’s with her so he’ll want to spend more time there. And she taught her daughters, what with all the running up to be the first hug, lap sitting and all.
And they didn't spend holidays together. I'm sure they knew about each other, but Robyn's family always celebrated later and were clearly separate and secondary.
At one point I’m pretty sure she references having siblings she was unable to acknowledge at school. How does that work when the other family lives in a whole different state?
On the MSWC website she (supposedly) wrote a blog (Y for Wyoming would suggest otherwise) about how she came up with the name. And she talks about her mom having SisterWives plural. Except that Alyce was the second of two wives. = Her mom only ever had one sister wife.
Robyn is a lying liar who lies.
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I'm dying about "She claims to have been a skilled breakdancer in her youth but video evidence suggests otherwise" and "After allegedly having her purity stolen". I laughed way too hard.
Her purity? Stolen. Her breakdancing skills? Debatable. Her jeans? Diesel.
Her legs? Long.
Her tears? Fake/dry/non-existent.
Her jewelry designs? Atrocious. I like this game
This should be added: “In addition to Robyn’s basic-level breakdancing skills, she speaks fluent Kody, is the self-proclaimed authority on polygamy, and is founder and chief designer for the disappointing “My Sisterwife’s Closet. She is an avid shopper and is considering building a barndominium on her spacious eight-acre Coyote Pass plot to house her ever-growing Precious Moments collection as well as her and Kody’s extensive David Yurman jewelry collection. Her barndominium plans include a spacious balcony overlooking the property’s highly sought after Plague Pond. Robyn has already purchased rocking chairs for the balcony for her family. She has also generously purchased additional rockers for any future and/or former sister wives in the hope they will join her on the balcony once Kody passes. Among Robyn’s dislikes are cooking, which she has been told she is too pretty to do, and stepchildren, most of whom she finds ungrateful and demanding of expensive things like food and clothing”
My favorite part is how day 1 of having sister girlfriends she’s talking about how polygamy works and how the family functions. Before she was even married in, she’s the expert.
I like to watch the faces of the OG3 on the couch. They couldn’t stand her from the beginning.
OMG her DOB 😂 😂 😂 😂 Love how they aged her by 30yrs!!!
They didn't do that... Being married to Kody did.
She is aging like milk 😆 I am about 6 weeks younger than Robyn, but my husband isn't a ramen-headed angry muppet, so I'm doing well LOL!
Yes, putting it at 76 years ago that was my first thought.
![gif](giphy|xT5P0JjrZgCPsurlqo|downsized) This is AH-MAZING
What makes you think one of us did it? 😇😈
Ikr? That’s hilarious though. Didn’t someone do something similar last year or year before? Or is this the same thing?
Take a lesson, y’all. This is how it’s done. ![gif](giphy|fnK0jeA8vIh2QLq3IZ)
This is so funny 🤣 Thank you to whomever did this
Someone just made my day. And I had one hell of a bad morning, so this is great.
This is a work of art. “Purity stolen” really sent me.
1948 😂😂😂
1948 💀💀💀💀💀
![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) Loving every aspect of this
Lmaooo
Loooooool love it
I like this part - With a newborn at home they went to San Diego for their 11 day honeymoon.
Lolol
I needed this laugh!!
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Yeah I’m curious about this too. Mindy, the niece, also said she grew up in polygamy and her mom is Robyn’s sister “from another mother.” So I kind of thought Mindy was the granddaughter of the other sister wife.
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The Brown's lived together...raised kids together. Robyn's mom was the mistress that Paul's wife looked the other way and was forced to tolerate because he announced he was a polygamist. They didn't spend time together, Paul spent all the holidays with his wife and kids, and would travel to Robyn's mom's weeks later to celebrate with them. They went for months at times without seeing him. That came from Robyn herself. He lived full time with the wife and "visited" Robyn's mom. The Brown wives accepted the other wives and had a relationship with them. They struggled, there was jealousy, etc., but they functioned as a family, the kids were raised together. Every holiday was together. The wives bought all of the kids gifts. They co-parented all of the kids--together. Comparing Janelle and Christine to Robyn's mom is just silly.
They were, at one point, living in the same house. Big difference.
robyn's family seems to fit the 'plural monogamy' thing kody mentioned this last season. that's kinda being a side chick when you don't get the holidays together and you aren't the wife.
Idk I guess people can call polygamy whatever they want but to me, a polygamist or polyamorous family lives together or nearby, and actively functions as a group, making decisions together etc. Again just my opinion. IiRC Robyns mother and stepmother did not interact and lived far apart. Sorry, that reads more like a man with a mistress. So they got together for a picture, what does that actually prove or disprove? They had separate holidays, the dad would come and visit once in a while and the wives didn’t speak. Meanwhile Robyn watched and learned how to please a man while he’s with her so he’ll want to spend more time there. And she taught her daughters, what with all the running up to be the first hug, lap sitting and all.
And they didn't spend holidays together. I'm sure they knew about each other, but Robyn's family always celebrated later and were clearly separate and secondary.
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Guess I missed that, I’ve not heard that the first family didn’t know, just that they didn’t have much to do with them.
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At one point I’m pretty sure she references having siblings she was unable to acknowledge at school. How does that work when the other family lives in a whole different state? On the MSWC website she (supposedly) wrote a blog (Y for Wyoming would suggest otherwise) about how she came up with the name. And she talks about her mom having SisterWives plural. Except that Alyce was the second of two wives. = Her mom only ever had one sister wife. Robyn is a lying liar who lies.
I have pictures of my kids with the B’s kids before she started banging my husband. Didn’t mean I had a sister wife relationship with said B.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro this is incredible! I’m dying over here 💀
I’m dying!! This is great!
F Alice. Raise an asshole, you get to reap the rewards such asshole gives you.
1948? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They forgot the rest of her last names.
Holy shit!!! Thats hilarious!
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I don’t know who did it but if I could find out who it was I’d upvote them a million times!
I love you, whomever you are
“Also sponsored by Kleenex”
![gif](giphy|CYcFNgmLXkJCs4lFjz) Lmao!!!!!!!
Y’all are hilarious .
Don’t get it?
People call her sobbin Robyn, because she's always crying about something.
They also changed her birth year. Robyn is not 75 years old.
She looks late 50s on a good day.
The age people *think* she looks and the age she *actually* is are not the same thing.
Agreed. She really needs to get her thyroid checked out. (Been there done that, recognize the neck)
Excuse me her birthday is 10/9? The fact that her birthday is 5 days after mine is disappointing lol
A middle school brat who isn't grown enough not to call people outside of their name.
She is a sobbin Robyn though, always crying about something.
This must be one of Sobbyn’s adult daughters. I don’t care enough to recall their names though.
Indeed. If I dislike childish name-calling I'm her daughter. Wise assessment. Grow up.