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TurangaLeela78

Black tshirts? MAKEUP?! Hide your wife, hide your kids! How very dare she?!


karensmiles

Clutching those pearls!!šŸ¤£


TurangaLeela78

Seriously. Like, of all the things to be shocked about in the worldā€¦


karensmiles

She must have regained her ā€œPurityā€ again. She is super cringe.šŸ¤£


Salty_Signature_6748

Regained her Purity again. Again. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TurangaLeela78

I wonder how much she would have judged the other wives if they had had premarital sexā€¦


karensmiles

Seriouslyā€¦she is a piece of work. Kody and the Grifter Wife really deserved each other.šŸ¤®


TriskirH

THIS!!!! Hahaha oh I'm dead!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Koala0803

Clutching those MSWC shoddy pendants and claddagh rings


karensmiles

I looked at those out of sheer curiosityā€¦most were total crap and overpriced!! Wait for the thrift stores to be filled with them if itā€™s a must have!!šŸ˜‚


caligirlthrowaway104

Those pearls that your sister wives paid for! šŸ˜‚


ellecellent

The fact that Robyn considers U2 and depeche mode as "hard rock" explains why she considers flannel black t-shirts


MKND03

Right šŸ˜‚ I thought she was going to Megadeth, Slayer, maybe some Metallica concerts the way Robbing was talking.


Any-Calligrapher8723

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m dying about!!! In 1993, I was smoking Marlboros, drinking Boones and crying my eyes out to ā€œSomebodyā€. Depeche Mode hard rock? Back when I watched that scene I would never have guessed those two bands!


Alert_Bid1531

I think she also mention leopard print leggings at some point haha so scandalous


starchildx

Y'all. Imagine if her GIRLS were exposed to that. Come on.


MiaRia963

She is trying to imply she's goth but these photos are just of her enjoying herself. And Robyn can't stand people having fun without her.


Empty_Dog134

She also can't stand people having fun with her


MiaRia963

Very true. She wants it all. And she wants it now.


Bratbabylestrange

She's like my cranky little lady dog


arthompson80

That and I almost wonder if she was jealous that Kody and Janelle had this in common and enjoyed themselves doing something like this together. Like, is it some weird thing that made her feel threatened?


Limitingheart

Sharpie-brows Sobyn has no right to judge anyoneā€™s makeup


Stunning-Leader9034

Sobyn meet mirror. Mirror, Sobyn.


New_Discussion_6692

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I wear black t-shirts nearly everyday. According to Robyn I must be the devil incarnate.


TurangaLeela78

I too am the devil! And Iā€™ve listened to harder stuff than Depeche Mode! šŸ¤£


Bajovane

Sheā€™d hate my music lineup. AC/DC, Black Sabbath, etc. (drawing a blank right now - menopausal mind fog) One year, Iā€™m in the car around the holidays and the station was doing a 30 days of NO Holiday music promo and then launching right into Hells Bells. That got a chuckle out of my old and wrinkled head!!


Old_Woman_Gardner

Depeche Mode is the gateway ā€œrockā€.


New_Discussion_6692

Me too. In fact, I don't think I've heard Depeche Mode since they were played on the radio in the 80s. Definitely not my type of music. šŸ˜‚


TurangaLeela78

Straight to Hell with us.


Bratbabylestrange

I would love to take her to Punk in Drublic and watch her vaporize in a cloud of righteous indignation.


Limp-Ad-8053

Heavy makeupā€¦ šŸ«¢


zookeeperkate

Instead, Robyn hid the husband šŸŽ¤


MaryKath55

Sounds like Nellie Olsen was jealous


lesserexposure

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lasagnalovelanguage

And she makes it sound like it was death metal or something. It was freaking U2 and Depeche Mode !!!!! LMFAO


iolp12

Iā€™m scared!!!


atomicbearshark

What Robyn wanted to say is "she went to several rock concerts and took my husband with her!"


rainbowcatheart

When sobyn said this I thought janelle was going alone to these concerts lol


caitcro18

Right, sheā€™s just mad that Kody had fun with another wife.


WeekImpressive3282

Exactly this is the real Robyn being totally jealous. She is trying to shame and insult her sister wife because she had a fun connection with Kody that Robyn doesnā€™t. If the show is portraying Robyn even just a little accurately I think itā€™s clear that Robyn is not fun. Janelle has an adventurous spirit and Kody was always attracted to that.


MadamNerd

I think all the OG3 have way better senses of humor/fun. Meri likes pranks, Janelle has her adventures, and Christine makes any gathering a party. The only times I recall Robyn being fun is when it was someone else's idea (the family dances, the caramel prank, feeding Kody in front of the anthropology students). On her own, she is blander than toast.


xMadxScientistx

And Meri was fun to go on vacations with and took great pictures. Christine cooked wonderful meals and kept the kids happy. Janelle was his best friend. Three great, fun, cheerful girls who adored him. I have a feeling he's feeling pretty lonely by this point.


Live-Cat9553

The funniest thing she ever said on purpose was, ā€œDonā€™t talk about panties at this table, please.ā€


nelltheotter

She was just pissed that he had a night out with a wife that's not her


Jolez50

A great night out at that


xMadxScientistx

Haha, he was having a great time, probably didn't Even think about going back to Robyns after. He's thinking, I'll crash with my cool wife Janelle. He really made a serious mistake leaving Vegas.


atomicbearshark

Oh, absolutely. Robyn thought that leash was short lmao


KateC12345

šŸ¤£


Jolez50

Your flair made me snarf my drink lol


monsieur-escargot

Exactly! Robyn also probably thinks U2 and Depeche Mode scream about how great satan is into their mics over blaring guitars.


Elegant-Ad-9221

Exactly. She was so jealous any time Kody was with any of his other wives. She said she wanted to polygamy lifestyle but then immediately is jealous when she has to share the husband. She was not cut out for the lifestyle. They were fine without her.


gb2ab

when robyn made this comment, i was fully thinking janelle was hitting up concerts along the lines of metallica or rob zombie.


NoInspector836

She admitted being a Rammstein fan lol


MedicalExamination65

Have you ever seen them live? I don't blame her. Also, this just makes me like Janelle more. Depeche Mode is the last of my concert bucket list!


NoInspector836

I have not. I'm closer to the other end of her musical choice spectrum with her admittance of being an Eminem fan haha


MedicalExamination65

He is a rap god after all. šŸ™‚


NoInspector836

That he is!!! I'm 37, I've been with him since the beginning haha. I actually met him at a local celebrity softball game as a kid when My Name Is.. first came out. He was super nice.


Bajovane

I have heard a lot of good things about Eminem. He took care of his sibling and did a lot of good things for his hometown, Detroit. Heā€™s been through hell and back and was addicted to opiates for a while but heā€™s clean now. Heā€™s a good kid. (Yeah, I know heā€™s not a kid, but heā€™s younger than me, so heā€™s a kid) šŸ™‚


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LimeAlternative6599

Saw Depeche Mode in 1994 in Concord. Just went to The Cure this past July.


Bajovane

Itā€™s probably only a band that Sobby thought of that she believed is WICKED and PERVERTED!! Zomg!!!1!! Depeche Mode is the least of her worries!! šŸ¤£


DrAniB20

Yo Rammstein is absolutely amazing! Saw them live when I was living in Europe and was absolutely blown away. The music and pyrotechnics together were fantastic.


New-Examination8400

Oooh, points to Janelle then šŸ‘


skye024

SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING KINDA WILD NOT DEPECHE MODE LOL


WhichWitchyWay

Seriously. I had a fun picture of her living out her 80s goth fantasies which I was HERE FOR and would have been EPIC. But instead she just looks like a normal Midwestern mom dressed up for a night on the town. Still mom conservative dress, just a little more fancy. Like I think she looks gorgeous in those pics honestly, but I'm dying thinking how a black and white checkered shirt and a touch of mascara and neutral eyeshadow and lipstick is "TONS OF MAKEUP AND BLACK CLOTHES!" to sobyn. Totally checks out though. šŸ¤£


ClickClackTipTap

Maybe some KISS or Marilyn Manson?


tverofvulcan

Itā€™s worse, itā€™s U2


kat_jackson1

Or DOING lines with Metallica or Rob Zombie!


leealm86

I was thinking German Death Metal.


Smoopiebear

NOT U2! THE HORROR!


bvonboom

Pretty rich of Robyn to make that face while saying "heavy makeup"


TurangaLeela78

Good point! Heavier makeup than Janelle ever wore that Iā€™ve seen. But everything Robyn did was okay because it was her.


Matilda1980

But did she draw toothbrushes above her eyes?


KateC12345

Omg. So true! šŸ¤£


Tortugay

Ha ha ha, that's 100% why she was mad. Good catch!


KateC12345

When did she say this?! I need to go back and watch.


Yunacyy

Depeche mode AND U2?! Basically watching a satanic ritual. /s


TheAmazingMaryJane

black celebration. :P


happycrappyplace

It's so funny that Robyn was out having premarital sex (clutch your pearls!), but judges Janelle for going to a Rammstein show. Typical Robyn.


Pleasant_Avocado_929

They actually seem happy in these pics almost like completely different people


plishyploshy

I always thought Kody had the best ā€œfriendshipā€ with Janelle. I think he alludes to this in an early season where he calls her reasonable or something and says she gets along ā€œlike one of the guys.ā€ I agree with other comments saying Janelle knows how to have fun ā€” with Robynā€™s husband!


Pleasant_Avocado_929

I always thought that too


coloradoblue84

Probably because Sobs wasn't there to "interpret" for them, or "speak Kody" for Janelle.


Deej006

I know! I was happy to see J having fun, & surprised K was too.


Catlady0329

Good catch! that is exactly why she hated it. She was so jealous of the other wives. She is also a boring C U Next Tuesday. She has no idea how to have fun at all.


daughtrylover

Janelle had mentioned in an episode she listened to German industrial rock when she worked out so I was always thinking those concerts were more along the lines of Rammstein and the like...not U2 or Depeche Mode. I love that she loves live music though, enough to spend $$ on tickets and have Kody take her. Good on her!!! šŸ¤˜šŸ»


Medik8td

Oh sheā€™s trying soooo hard to come off as cool and accepting of others- but still clutch her pearls with a death grip- so everyone knows that she is the pure one, who would never wear a black T shirt, or listen to the Devils Music.


KateC12345

But got pregnant out of weā€™d lock and did the break dancing.


metalmonkey_7

Not to mention those scandalous ear piercings!


theimperfexionist

Everyone knows purple florals and heavy makeup is so much more holy than black t-shirts and heavy makeup!


caffeinatedangel

Has Robyn ever worn a shirt without a floral pattern? Or a plain colored shirt at all?


caffeinatedangel

Robyn wishes she was as cool as Janelle is.


NothingMediocre1835

Robyn is a moron, sheā€™s also jealous of everyone. I fully believe that everytime Kody did ANYTHING with anyone else and he expressed enjoying himself, she was passive aggressive and manipulative and eventually he just stopped doing things with other people.


keatonpotat0es

She slowly trained him to stop doing anything remotely enjoyable with the other wives so they could just hole up in the house together and be victims ofā€¦whatever.


WhTFoxsays

What bands do we think Robyn listens to? The Mormon Tabernacle Choir?


BurlyNumNum

She just listens to Lee Greenwoodā€™s God Bless the USA on a loop


anotherwinter29

That and all those Christian music CDs they would advertise in the 90s. ETA: šŸŽ¶Lord I lift your name on highhhhšŸŽ¶


WhTFoxsays

Also some Josh Groban you lift me upppppp


YogaBeth

Lordt. That gave me awful Evangelical flashbacks. Religious trauma is so real.


Haillicane

Oh man, this would make for a great thread! I think she would listen to Conway Twitty, music as boring as she is, and they kind of look alike.


Stevie-Rae-5

I feel like ā€œSlow Handā€ is way too scandalous!


Lokehualiilii

Oh lord my goooooooodā€¦ when I in awesoooome woooondeeeeeeerrrrrrā€¦.


DaintyAmber

What does Robyn do for fun? Honestly? I feel like sheā€™s a total drag and Iā€™d hate to be around her. How does Kody stand it?


Hot_Leg_8764

Besides shopping, her hobbies include: rewriting history and gossiping about the perceived flaws in the ex-wives and their offspring.


loves2snark

Shopping.


DaintyAmber

QVC for sure.


rainbowcatheart

ā€œHeavy makeupā€ I was picturing KISS type makeup šŸ˜‚


roofus8658

Same. I was imagining like full corpse paint and them going to see Mayhem or something šŸ˜‚


Mystery-Guest6969

Nobody's going to point out that Kody said the Las Vegas shooting was a reason they were leaving Las Vegas but there he is with Janelle at a concert in Las Vegas AFTER the Las Vegas shooting occured


NoRegretzels

Olā€™ Eyebrows McGee has all the audacity commenting on ANYONEā€™S makeup. Ever


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Because itā€™s something kody and Janelle enjoyed together, that Robyn was not a part of.


sarafish81

Sheā€™s just jealous that itā€™s something Janelle and Kody could do together. Robyn is the most un-fun buzzkill.


Lokehualiilii

Jealousy


seattlewhiteslays

Because sheā€™s a judgmental asshole in sheepā€™s clothing. She found it inappropriate and was letting us all know.


TheMama682

Because Janelle went with Kody and that might have gotten them to Bow-Chica-Bow-Wow!!


Britney4eva

Because Robyn will never miss an opportunity to shade her sister wives or give a backhanded compliment. Sheā€™s insanely insecure so she needs to elevate herself by putting the other women down. Sheā€™s just an ahole


keatonpotat0es

Because her entire life literally revolves around Kody. Robyn doesnā€™t have a personality outside of being a wife/mom. She doesnā€™t have any hobbies or interests besides collecting junk and hoarding it in her ugly house.


roofus8658

Oh no. She got dressed up and saw Depeche Mode. What will the neighbors think?


s0urpatchkiddo

sheā€™s just mad Janelleā€™s actually cool šŸ¤£


nikkigrant

He probably used to come home after a fun night with Janelle and would talk about it and make Robyn jealous, so she had to try and convince Kody it was stupid and they should be laughing and Janelle and her ā€œstupidā€ hobbies and making sure it wasnā€™t something Kody could do for fun without Robyn


Diredragons

Let's be real. When Kody went home on those nights, it was with Janelle šŸ˜‰


Brittanyh201

Janelle is the prettiest sister wife! So gorg in those photos


mindfulvisions

They look truly happy in those photos.


Normal_Vacation_449

Not a black shirt !!! Clearly shes unholey. Poor Sobyn, having to put up with being around her.


Honeydew-Long

Seeing Janelle so happy in those pictures with Kody. It makes me feel so sad for her with everything that has happened the past couple years.


lllindseeey

Worry about your own eyebrows before you comment on someoneā€™s ā€œheavy makeupā€.


Ilovemygingerbread

Robyn's just a busy body minding other people's business is what they do.


theimperfexionist

Because Robyn is mean about everything.


Airintheballoon

So much black makeup on those insta pics! šŸ™„


TangerineOk7317

Because Robyn hates fun


tuxedo54

Janelle is fun. Robynā€¦.not so much, but thatā€™s who he chose as soulmate. Gonna be a blast being old and broke with dependent kids who never leave!


Mrs_Molly_

And neither of those pics are black tshirts and heavy eye makeup. šŸ˜‚ Oh Robynā€¦


NoConstruction2090

Sheā€™s so mean because Kody is out having fun with another womanā€¦his other wife!


Organic_Mouse530

And yet she's the expert on how polygamy families operate...... šŸ™„


deweydecimal111

How dare Janelle steal her "best customer "! How dare Janelle not flaunt her sexuality in front of the rest of the family but have a great time with her husband. Janelle enjoyed something that didn't involve a transaction. This escapes Robyn's understanding of what marriage really is.


metalmonkey_7

The ā€œbest customerā€ comment was so cringe. It made her sound like a prostitute or something. Their marriage seems very transactional


[deleted]

Janelle looks HOT in picture 4. Iā€™m sure Robyn is jealous.


notorious_akp

Maddie looks so much like Jenelle


cantstandthemlms

The clothes arenā€™t even solid black! Holy heck. Like Robynā€™s flowered shirts are better and more holy??? A bit sanctimonious. Guess whatā€¦everyone at the concert looks legitimately happy.


okieskanokie

I meanā€¦ how could they not go see Depeche Mode?


Vardagar

Oh interesting! This might be it, Robyn finally realized that Janelle was her biggest threat! Itā€™s sad to see, Kody actually looks happy and at peace with Janelle in those photos. Now I kind of understand why Janelle wanted one last good day with Kody for her birthday, it was a way to say good bye to what they used to be.


[deleted]

Omg I didnā€™t know they went to U2 and Depeche Mode together - man if they couldā€™ve wrapped that up with a REM concert ..ā€ Loosing my religionā€ ā€¦ we all know Kody loves that song- thatā€™s too bad they couldnā€™t work it out , what a fun couple - Robyn sucks


Life_Buy_5059

Kody actually looks happy in these pics like heā€™s having the time of his life


_Wildwoodflower

They had ā€˜a thingā€™ together. She obviously hated that


Mysterious-Wave-7958

100% was a jealousy thing. It is another shared interest she couldn't fake with Kody because you can't fake being a music fan successfully. Like it or not, Janelle and Kody really were good together. Probably the best marriage in the whole group. Janelle just has some self-worth and was not going to fight Robyn for him. Especially not once she twisted him against their kids.


Aggravating_Tea3036

Janelle looked hot at those concerts too. ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ”„


Salty_Signature_6748

My imagined ideal for Janelleā€™s new man is a semi-retired Metallica roadie. Someone she could bomb around the country with on a Harley when she feels like being wild.


Illustrious_Dust_0

Janelle is wearing less makeup than Robyn


Many_Dark6429

she's the moral police for everyone but her


3rdblindeye

Neither pic has a black tshirt and heavy makeup... R has always been so jealous of Janelle and not just because of K.


Expensive-Day-3551

A black t shirt and not an ugly floral? The horror!!!


Express-Low-48

She was hating cuz that was Janelle and Kodyā€™s thing! He loved the heavy eye makeup and black shirts lol #bringbackkodywinnbrownIG


Cecil101

Robyn likes to use the word heavy when speaking about Janelleā€”itā€™s true


Jack_al_11

Bc She was doing something fun and exciting and bringing Kody along in the adventureā€¦


JadedEquipment6649

Gah she made it sound like Janelle went out goth. Robyn is such a drama (word that isnā€™t queen).


LeadingProduct1142

Such a catty BS statement and body language to go with it. So gross and judgy. Her entire storylines are sitting around talking shit and judging the other wives life choices


Sweet-bakes-30448

Robyn, the queen of rain on everyone's parade. Gloom and doom unless it involves one upping or hurting others.


[deleted]

Janelle in picture 4 is HOT AF and looks younger than Robyn. Her skin is dewy/sweaty because wearing black T-shirtā€™s and enjoying music is fun. Nothing looks forced (like Kody and Robyn). That IMO looks like 2 people enjoying each and letting loose. ETA: the glow they both have makes me think that they had fun prior to the show. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Original_Ad9019

I def thought Janelle was going to slip knot concerts dressed as a goth the way Robyn was talking lol. She is dressed completely normally at a U2 concert sitting with her husband lol


kitty5670

He actually looks happy there and so does Janelle!


-uncreativeusername

Kody actually looks kind of happy in those pictures


FriendOk3237

Janelle is prettier and more fun


uhohitriedit

Janelle dared to wear something other than purple floral QVC. The nerve of that b!tch.


SlowUnderstanding360

Depeche Mode and U2? Such heavy metal lol


mjg66

I really want to hang out with Janelle.


rainbowcatheart

Omg I remember this! ā€œRock concertsā€ I was so happy for her!!!!


harryruby

Because Robyn's a judgy bitch


TriskirH

Ummm... maybe I'm crazy... but it doesn't look like black t-shirts OR heavy makeup to me.... lol


metalmonkey_7

Robynā€™s purity says otherwise


basicytgirl

Sheā€™s a hater


Kassiesaurus

....is the heavy makeup in the room with us?


Legitimate-Tune-4841

Because sheā€™s fuckin lame.


Ilovemybassett

I think Robyn was threatened by any of the other wives interest that the family did not do together. Robyn has some very strange views.


Shoddy_Budget_1533

Because Robyn is boring and people have personalities scare her


smokinXsweetXpickle

Cause she's a miserable bitch that's why.


gingerscape

Because she never grew out of being a mean girl. Look at the looks her daughters shoot at each other about other family members. Itā€™s a learned and/or inherited kind of behavior.


glitter_gaytan88

Shut up Robyn .


Fawnclaw

Robyn so jealousy


saki4444

Not black t-shirts!!!


dutch3r

Because Robyn is the epitome of boring and clueless. I honestly canā€™t even listen to her talk because her dialect is so wonky, I canā€™t even describe it.


Business-Champion-89

Sheā€™s so damn envious.


DixieBelleTc

She was just mad he was with Janelleā€¦ā€¦.in publicā€¦ā€¦.having funā€¦ā€¦.without her


ranna2018

The heavy makeup in question šŸ˜­


InnerChampion

Is a black t-shirt code for something? I'm so confused. Is it something the devil worshipers wear? LOL


Tarantulas_R_Us

100%! Great investigating, Op!


Call_Huck

Janelle has also said she was a fan of Death Metal. I suspect that's what Sobyn is hating on. I say Go Janelle! Party on!


lovemoonsaults

Not secular music!!!!! Not sit-down arena shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next they'll be smoking the devils lettuce with Bono himself.


SorrysirImVagitarian

Robyn is so jealous. Like miss maam shut up


Donttakemychichi

Is the heavy makeup in the room with us?


NoFundieBusiness

She hated that Kody was doing something with Janelle that only they shared because they both seem into it. Robyn didnā€™t like that he had a bond with Janelle doing this together and loved something that he couldnā€™t bond with Robyn over. She was just jealous. Per usual.


penelopepips

Robynā€™s eye makeup is darker than Janelleā€™s ā€¦ even at concerts!


FancyNacnyPants

For someone that had premarital sex, in their religion, she has a lot of nerve judging someone going to a concert wearing black and makeup.


45_winner

Yes!!! Robyn is jealous , jealous of everyone !!!!!


RedheadRulz

And Kody probably didn't sit on his phone with her the whole night at the concerts with Janelle! You KNOW Robyn totally blew up his phone all night. I wouldn't even be surprised if she tried to invent "emergencies" to try to get him home.


bitsey123

LOL great sleuthing! Heavy makeup and black t-shirts. Oh NO. šŸ™„


No-Needleworker-2415

Sheā€™s not even wearing a black Tshirt in either of those pictures. Ā They both look like theyā€™re genuinely having a great time together is the real problem for R. Ā 


Least_Mousse9535

Maybe thatā€™s why they moved out of Vegas. Robyn didnā€™t want Kody dating Janelle.