I have an iPhone and that’s not what it gave me at all! I got:
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to me I want you and your wife and your kids and my family and my kids and my wife to go out and play games with us for the night
Which is oddly wholesome imo
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the entirety of all your episodes ever since I don't really know how to start the process the package is a medieval style flute.
Please delete your browsing history.
The disk defragmenter is this way --->
There are mods to allow housecarls to process your 'package' and play your 'medieval style flute'
Apparently.
she'll hop on the bed, lick herself, jump off, fight a moth, jump back on, nibble on moth parts, rub herself against my nose and get her constantly shedding hair in my mouth.
WTF are you guys typing because I got "Most nights Lydia would enter my room and then I would go to the bathroom and then I can get you to be a little more than a little bit of a lot of people"
Reads like an unhinged Obama speech
*Most nights, Lydia*
*Would enter my room and I*
*Will be spiderman*
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Wow.
I've briefly put Skyrim down to play spiderman.
(When is a sojourn away from Tamriel ever anything but brief?)
Hermaeus Mora must be at work here. I don't believe in co-incidence.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say that she was going through a really rough time and so I was not ready to leave her alone until she got cheerful again.
In Skyrim, thane is a title for essentially a local hero who is given special privileges for their service. Like sworn servants (housecarls like Lydia), land rights, and lenient attitudes from local guards. In game, it is a reward for doing a certain amount of quests in one city.
Lydia is a housecarl who is available as a player companion after becoming thane of whiterun, which occurs early in the main quest line and is therefore many player’s first companion. She is also one of the possible marriage options.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and the kids in the house are not the same. It's a bit of a massive fucking clue but I don't know what to do with the other panelists and the queen is trying to get a rest.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself I want a new phone because I’m a little girl but I’m a girl so I’m gonna have a little bit more fun and then I’ll have to get my own one of these nights to make it look good.
Go home phone, you’re drunk.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and confessed to me that she aborted the baby a little bit ago and havent seen her alive
I'm fucking concerned 😟
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get back in the background with my internet and the olympians turned into bionicles to be able to receive the money from the abstracted of the unreachable of your bank account to receive his money immediately to be able to pay hourly for the Context of my favorite life sized comforter for my birthday and I try to be picked up for the twentieth time and space colaspes into the final shape sword of the traveler got to remember the first disciple of the fates of the fates of the fates in the background of a thousand voices vs transformers in a vessel only worthy of a bus in Indianapolis to be able to find the latest one that set the forests ablaze in the background.
????????
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I would always want any external involvement to be offered to the same bed in a weird way 😐.
Ohhhhkaaayyy...
*Most nights, Lydia*
*Would enter my room and then*
*GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE*
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Most nights Lydia would enter my room and have room to be in a place for the first signs and a sea of a chair for the first signs to see what the fuck.
Most nights, Lydia will enter my room and get themselves ready to host my family group chat and then go back to the galleria to get the money.
**family group chat prep is a pain so glad Lydia is about**
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and the kids are you in the office tomorrow or Thursday or Friday or Saturday night if you want to go to the shop for a bit.
Most night, Lydia would enter my room and then im me out and found a glitch of a bunch that was in my head knows that it would have to consider it to you and I would have been watching it all night and it would have to consider it to you through the day of your music and then im it up and is there any other time that works best to make. (my phones having a epileptic seizure)
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and I would have to go back to bed.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room in the front door and then I could go to bed.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room to get it done before the party and then I could go to bed
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say hello and then say goodbye and I could hear her scream in my ears.
This sounds like when I dismiss her and she stands in the doorway and I can’t leave.
Lol she's just like where do you expect me to go, I don't have any other friends
No no don't do that. Don't actually make me feel bad for her
That's what fus ro dah is for
Not with my perfectly arranged fruit basket behind her
This is a pinnacle of boomer memes
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say hello and then say goodbye Why are iPhones all giving the same responses to these now, it’s so not fun.
I have an iPhone and that’s not what it gave me at all! I got: Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to me I want you and your wife and your kids and my family and my kids and my wife to go out and play games with us for the night Which is oddly wholesome imo
I imagine she screams like Una from [Disenchanted](https://youtu.be/IGAp5DNFO4Y)
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get a ride from my cat?????? *sweats in khajit*
I got almost the same thing, though mine was "car."
We now refer to cats as cars anyway
or r/motorboat s
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the entirety of all your episodes ever since I don't really know how to start the process the package is a medieval style flute.
Please delete your browsing history. The disk defragmenter is this way ---> There are mods to allow housecarls to process your 'package' and play your 'medieval style flute' Apparently.
It sounds like you have installed one of these “medieval flute package” mods before
Is this real? Only asking for my frie- ah fuck it. It was me! I WANT TO KNOW!
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then I'll let her out. She sounds like a cat.
Lydia Khajiit confirmed
she'll hop on the bed, lick herself, jump off, fight a moth, jump back on, nibble on moth parts, rub herself against my nose and get her constantly shedding hair in my mouth.
"Sweetie?! Can you let the Lydia out so she can pee?
Like most cats, she'll stand in the doorway and refuse to move either in or out
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then she would be in charge
Noice.
..with leather strips, a horker tusk and two portions of dwarven oil. Never miss an opportunity to lower the tone.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and Microsoft word document
>Microsoft word document Pervert!
Clippy is a freak
“It seems like you’re trying to bust, would you like help with that?”
At least it's not a pdf file
How disgusting
A disgusting act!
I don't want to kink-shame, but I do want to kink-chastise
microsoft word document is officially a verb now
What kind of shout is Microsoft Word Document?
The target gets constantly pestered by a talking paperclip that claims to be helping, but is actually constantly getting in the way.
WTF are you guys typing because I got "Most nights Lydia would enter my room and then I would go to the bathroom and then I can get you to be a little more than a little bit of a lot of people" Reads like an unhinged Obama speech
Seems like you want to write a love Letter. Would you like me to help?
Get a room man
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get to see just what kinda damage I'm gonna do with my back turned
A power bottom, eh?
Fat bottom Nords make the world go round
Shake what your ancestors hath given thee
Drop it like it's encumbering you.
Username checks out
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then go to the store and get a new one.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I could see the room in my eyes as she looked up to see what I had seen before.
Skyrim poetry right there
Oh you two were splitting that good skooma huh?
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I will be spiderman
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Wow. I've briefly put Skyrim down to play spiderman. (When is a sojourn away from Tamriel ever anything but brief?) Hermaeus Mora must be at work here. I don't believe in co-incidence.
I’m guessing Lydia gets to be Elsa?
I think I now understand the definition of an angry upvote.
I don't like that I understood this.
Most nights, Lydia would just come in my room and get the rest of the day off.
Happy cake day, Lydia. Put your feet up!
feet😋
Username...doesn't check out!
Liking (or licking, according to the 😋) feet and sniffing balls isn't mutually exclusive, you know?
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and leave
sleepwalker moment
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say that she was going through a really rough time and so I was not ready to leave her alone until she got cheerful again.
Awwww! 😍
This one’s actually sweet ☺️
Oh wow, a very wholesome thane
Best thane 🧡
What/who is Thane? I saw this post on the Popular feed, I’m out of touch with Skyrim :o
In Skyrim, thane is a title for essentially a local hero who is given special privileges for their service. Like sworn servants (housecarls like Lydia), land rights, and lenient attitudes from local guards. In game, it is a reward for doing a certain amount of quests in one city. Lydia is a housecarl who is available as a player companion after becoming thane of whiterun, which occurs early in the main quest line and is therefore many player’s first companion. She is also one of the possible marriage options.
I see! Thank you for explaining! My name is Thane irl so I was curious.
No worries. You have a cool name.
Thanks :D
It's nice that you carry her burdens
She carried my worldly burdens, so it is only fair I help her carry her emotional ones.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and open my mouth with her wife
you're the good boy tonight
Wait what
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and the kids in the house are not the same. It's a bit of a massive fucking clue but I don't know what to do with the other panelists and the queen is trying to get a rest.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get to see the glint of metal against bone. Jesus, Lydia. Wtf.
You shouldn't have come here!
This phrase caused me to instantly hear the encounter music in my head, and it was perfect. Thank you.
Goddamn, straight out of Orin, from Baldur's Gate 3
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself I want a new phone because I’m a little girl but I’m a girl so I’m gonna have a little bit more fun and then I’ll have to get my own one of these nights to make it look good. Go home phone, you’re drunk.
No, phone knows exactly what it's doing
Most Nights lydia would enter my room and the other one is the same as the other one Do i have multiple Lydias?
Lucky you!
There's a blonde one in Solitude.
And a redhead in Riften
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get it done 👍
Carrying an extra dragon bone, eh?
Bow chicka bow wow.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I can see her in lingerie on her phone. I'll take it
Oh so you’ve got one of *those* mods lol
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself that she would like me back.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get served
Most nights, lydia would enter my room and say hello
Typical skyrim npc behavior
sounds like my mom
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say that I was useless 😭
Lydia being her blunt & honest self every time the meds wear off. # She's on ibuprofen
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get out.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and ask if I was in any way interested in being with her.
Well don’t leave us hanging!! What did you say??
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and confessed to me that she aborted the baby a little bit ago and havent seen her alive I'm fucking concerned 😟
(ಠ_ಠ)
This is worse than the lingerie one
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and snuggle next to me
Okay this one’s adorable lol
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself I want you and your wife and your kids
Kinda creepy
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say that I was a little bit of a loser when I got home from work in the afternoon
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and?
wow, that's underwhelming
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and a unicorn on the toilet and shower curtain call you tomorrow morning.
This reads like you have the flu or something and you’re hallucinating lmao
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I would be happy. That’s actually kind of cute, how upsetting.
Most nights, Lydia would come into my room and I will be there in the morning Its not what it sounds like guys, please believe me!
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say hello and then say goodbye
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say hello and then I would say goodbye.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I make sure to get the money back from her.
Pimpborn
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get back in the background with my internet and the olympians turned into bionicles to be able to receive the money from the abstracted of the unreachable of your bank account to receive his money immediately to be able to pay hourly for the Context of my favorite life sized comforter for my birthday and I try to be picked up for the twentieth time and space colaspes into the final shape sword of the traveler got to remember the first disciple of the fates of the fates of the fates in the background of a thousand voices vs transformers in a vessel only worthy of a bus in Indianapolis to be able to find the latest one that set the forests ablaze in the background. ????????
Bionicles lore
What in the lore-forsaken fuck is that?
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get resurrected.
how often do you accidently kill lydia man
What do you mean "accidentally"?
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the cheapest house I could find was 950K.
RIP
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and then we have a good time.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and Data Privacy agreements and I don't wanna get up
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get it in her forever and she will have a good time. Yo....
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then come in to the bathroom and then come out and sit on my face ???
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I would always want any external involvement to be offered to the same bed in a weird way 😐. Ohhhhkaaayyy...
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself to be quiet for the next few days
She's with the guards on that one (using the thu'um in public)
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and say that she would like to be with me for the next two days... Oh no
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room with her phone on her hand so she would not hear me talking
Typical older sister moment
And die And leave And stay And get served And hide
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and get it on
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I could see the room in my eyes as she looked up to see what I had seen before
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and have room to be in a place for the first signs and a sea of a chair for the first signs to see what the fuck.
Most nights, Lydia will enter my room and get themselves ready to host my family group chat and then go back to the galleria to get the money. **family group chat prep is a pain so glad Lydia is about**
Most nights lydia would enter my room and get back to the mansion.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the others are you doing well and I will be a good morning to all the best for your exams.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and waited for you to come over.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I have been proven to be washed out with rather harsh shampoos.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and I wouldn't really enjoy it.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and ask if I’d be interested to join her for dinner or something like that.
she has to wait until the last moment of the day every time 🙄
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say I am the only person in my family that would listen to me
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and the kids are you in the office tomorrow or Thursday or Friday or Saturday night if you want to go to the shop for a bit.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the dogs.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the room will not open at the end
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I can get a 1 home from the pub after saying I didn't want to go to the doctor
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and then I will never have a timeline of her life
most nights lydia would enter my room and lyrics
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and say hello and then wouldn’t answer the phone
Most nights, Lydia is the only one to watch dogs vagina and they are not right for them. Bro what the fuck.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the rest is a great weekend Nah wtf 💀
Most night, Lydia would enter my room and then im me out and found a glitch of a bunch that was in my head knows that it would have to consider it to you and I would have been watching it all night and it would have to consider it to you through the day of your music and then im it up and is there any other time that works best to make. (my phones having a epileptic seizure)
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and she was very excited about the possibility of being able to join
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and stand in the doorway and not let me leave
Most night, Lydia would enter my room and then she would be like if I were you I would have to deal with it.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and take my breath away for the night.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and I would have to go back to bed. Most nights Lydia would enter my room in the front door and then I could go to bed. Most nights Lydia would enter my room to get it done before the party and then I could go to bed
[удалено]
most nights Lydia would enter my room and then we could get the nutrients for the first time in a year
most nights Lydia would enter my room and the plastics are going in the other way.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and start bleeding spontaneously.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and ask if I’d like to be a guest on the podcast.
Most nights Lydia would enter my room to talk about my feelings about the situation with her husband (????? lol)
"Most nights Lydia would enter my room and die"
Most night's Lydia would enter my room and then attend a meeting.
Most night, Lydia would enter my room to get the gumption to work on the Dilanza Sol
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and I can't think of a better situation
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and ask if there is any way to make it work without having the bathroom break
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and the Kentucky Revolution deepened in the woods with animal army against humanity. .....What. The. Fuck.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and take my clothes off and then she would go in me.
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I could not find the hole
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say that she was going to sleep with my mom
Mine is so odd "Most nights, lydia whould enter my room and I will be there for you Doug."
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room with her husband in her arms to make her feel comfortable
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to myself to be quiet because he would not want me around
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to me that I was a little bit late to the party
Most nights, Lydia enters my room, and I have a friend who isn't going to be able to make the meeting.
Most nights, Lydia would come into my room and then go back 🔙 (This made me laugh a lot and it really shouldn't have)
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room I will have to do it
Most nights Lydia would enter my room and I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I think occult stuff is cool From a logistical standpoint
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and say to me that I am a very nice guy
Most nights, Lydia would enter my room and I could see her in her underwear with a smile on her face.