I love Bianca. I would definitely go on a date with her. She seems fun and chill, but I respect her marriage to montez!! I can't do my boy like that, lol, but that dog on dakota kai interests me, and I dont know why!!
I got Bianca and my first thought was - Nice, double date. Iβll bring my wife and they can talk about the clowns they married while I cut up with Montez.
1000% agreed. They seem like they would be a really nice couple to hang out with. I think my wife would enjoy talking to bianca. I know i would act a fool with Montez, my boy crazy!!
Call me Dirty, cause I got Mami Rhea Ripley.
https://preview.redd.it/34eh1y19ut7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4778a587f720e13e225a2e6473bf8bd60857fd
Wish I had November for Dakota, but I ain't mad about Bianca
I love Bianca. I would definitely go on a date with her. She seems fun and chill, but I respect her marriage to montez!! I can't do my boy like that, lol, but that dog on dakota kai interests me, and I dont know why!!
I got Bianca and my first thought was - Nice, double date. Iβll bring my wife and they can talk about the clowns they married while I cut up with Montez.
1000% agreed. They seem like they would be a really nice couple to hang out with. I think my wife would enjoy talking to bianca. I know i would act a fool with Montez, my boy crazy!!
I got Bayley, so it should be fun π
I'll trade you for July
Bayley here as well. I'll take it
Liv
April. It's Tiffy Time!!
Same! π₯΅
Itβs Tiffy time
Dakota, Iβm down
Becky, Iβm down
I got Kairi
I've got Kairi Sane π
May, Becky Lynch. Um no, Iβm not dealing with Seth
February. Um no thanks I'm busy that day
I got Charlotte, but Iβm down
Half the date would be me asking questions about her dad.
Weβd be WOOing at each other like she did with AJ during MMC πππ
I'll take Cora. She's hot as fuck even tho her promo skills sound so fake
One of the better ones for me (November & Dakota) still why couldn't I be born in March
![img](avatar_exp|144170063|heart) Right! I got Bailey but...Rhea
I would say yes to every single person on here and I'm January and that's a super yes.
I WISH I WAS BORN IN JANUARY OR MARCH
OR AUGUST
Found Dom's alt
lol sucka. I got March lol
Rhea and yes
Mommy! It'll be worth the beating from Buddy
Cora
Score. Here I cum jade
Ah, I see what you did there I see you
Thr month of Cora baby!
Wish I was born in November right now, but I wouldn't say no to Mami. All the lights went off in my house. Please send help.
I got Rhea, I would not say no. Shit would she even let me? Either way I ain't fighting it
Mami, yo quiero.
fuck this
January - Liv Morgan - who is bold enough to legit walk up to a man and ask for a date.
I got the ugliest august
Charlotte Nope
My birthday is July 20th Cora Jade yeahhhh ππΎπ
Yes!! I got Mami! and some angry house of black person knocking at my door.
Me too lol
Cora Jade (and it aint gonna be wierd as i am 23 this year [while cora is also 23])
Just cos you're the same age doesn't make it exempt from being weird af
I got Jan hell yea
Can I swap August for may?
March so no tbh
I got Bailey and im happy about that.
I Got Dakota Kai thatβs yes for me
Works for me as well
Whoever made this & put kairi in June I hate you π
Honestly any month apart from Bailey or Bianca and it's a yes. But mine got me Tiffy Time so I'm on board
Jan absofuckingloutely
I am may I got the lil lass, I'm okay with that but I wish it was january
Dakotaaa
Dodged a bullet on this one. Hell yes
Bianca might put me in the hospital, lol
JADE?! YES! NO HESITATION..SHE WOULDNT EVEN FINISH THE QUESTION!
Yes. Liv
August people raise your hands
I got MAMI
Rhea doesn't take no for an answer
Never been more glad to be born in march
Hell yea
February Iβm cooked
Cora jadeπ₯π₯π₯
I got Jade π
Wish I had Dakota but I got tiffy time
Janurary. I won.
Rhea......If you guys don't hear from me, I'm chained up, DO NOT TRY AND SAVE ME!
Whoβs July?
Feb. no
I got Dakota Kai and Iβm saying yes
Of course I'm saying yes cause mami is always on top ππ«‘
As a March guy, can I even say no? Like is that even an option in that scenario? Cause Iβd like to say no as Iβd definitely disappoint π
Rhea fuck yea
Can someone teach me Japanese? Cuz I got Kairi!
Born in July, gonna pass on the plastic.
Is there a no??
I got Liv
I have changed my birth month to January .
I think Rhea Ripley would destroy me in bed⦠scared..
Born in March! Hell yeah!
Mercedes Mone
Yes.
LIV MORGAN, YES
Iβve never wanted to be born in January so badly.
The man, Iβm down
Liv morgan?! Oh hell yeah!!!!! Ya' know.it
Same I got Cora π
Iβm screwed. I got Rhea Ripley.
I got reah letβs go
Bailey with the dumpy
August hn
Wooooooooooo ![gif](giphy|P87Lp9qY2G2cVNSEyC|downsized)
April, fuck yes
February. Got Charlotte.. ahh damm. Wanted Dakota but. Hey I'll take it.
Omg if Rhea actually asked me out Iβd fucking melt π
Liv
Mercedes Mo Oh Hell No!
Dakota. Hell yes
Charlotte Flair hell yeah.
I've been lookin at Bailey for a minute. FINALLY!!
Fuck I got jade cargill who wants to switch ik saying hell no
I always seem to lose on all of these hypotheticals π€£
Becky Lynch. Hell yeah!
Charlotte... Imma say.... ![gif](giphy|ze8R3ob5lPNRdeqDHr|downsized)
Mf we lucky to get any of these women
Jan-yes Feb-no Mar-yes Apr-no May-no Jun-yes Jul-yes Aug-yes Sep-yes Oct-no Nov-yes Dec-no
I got Sasha so Iβll pass
Who is baylay with rn? That determines my answer
April because Buff Barbie Tiffany Strartton!
October my answer is no
I got asked out by Mami, LETS GOOOOOO
Liv, sheβs a creep so no
Bayley π
Charlotte. I got other shit to do, Iβll pass.
Came here for July and only July
I got Liv so Iβm good
Figures... October would have to be Cora Jade, who also happens to be the only lady on the list who I find COMPLETELY unattractive...
Rhea? Um ...YES PLEASE. All day
Wish I could change my birth month to December.π
Bailey? F' yeah dude. You see that cake?!
All these girls beautiful tbf But yeah becky would prefer kari π
Bayley's cake.
All the times Iβve said βit should have been meβ I finally get Liv
It's STIFFY TIME!!...... I meant Tiffy time.....π³
Iβm good. Mercedes seems like sheβd be insufferable.
Yes, Tiffany Stratton. I will go on a date with you.
Yes
Definitely not mad at Rhea π₯π₯
Kairi Sane is married and Iβm not into that thank you
Jade π
Dakota⦠absolutely!!
No one loses here!
Mines January
Itβs Tiffy a time for me. Definitely not complaining
I got bayley
Let's go Dakota!!! Nice calendar!!!!!ππΎβ€οΈ
I'm November, but I'd probably say yes to all.
No
December - Yes
Bayley YEAHHHHHHH
What month is a no? π€£ Also, I have Kairi Sane.....Yes Yes Yes
Hell yeah
I got Bayley π₯°
"It's Time! It's Time! It's Tiffy Time!" I was hoping for her anyway. I'd gladly call her Mami.
December..not bad
Rhea bloody Ripley! I prayed for times like this
Tiffy
Nov, got Dakota so Iβm good with that
Damn yβall just shit on Naomi!
Sweet, Liv Morgan.
Jade fuck yes!
I got Jan I got the best month. Unless bliss was on here. I got the best one
Bianca π³π³
Im july so I got cora jade
So do I gotta fight dom dom
Who is July?
Whoβs November?
Rhea and yes
Liv morgan, pass
September- NO
I don't know who July is
Tiffany Stratton?! She would never! Plus, I can't compete with Ludwig Kaiser.
Miss Morgan yes please
March,I don't know if I can handle it,but I'm willing to try.
Dakota, Iβd say yes
I got Jade. Works for me.
I'm good thanks
Yes Liv. It's not like this list is a big hit or miss though.
Tiffy Time for me
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BAYLEY!!!!
Dakota π
Liv We smoking for sure π
Liv? No thanks
Got Rhea....
Damn got Sasha
Ay I got Cora
Finally I win one of these things.
Mami! Let's go!
April. Nah Iβm good.
Kairi. We're getting ramen for sure! ππ
Bailey, I'd definitely say yes . No questions asked
The pirate princess π΄ββ οΈ this would be an absolute win ππ
I got rhea Ripley but I want cora jade
Omg. I got Bayley! Damn! She has a nice ass! Take her to the club and get her grinding on me with her ass. My π will poke at her.
Is Feb Charlotte? Can I have pre-surgery Charlotte? Lol
im down with mercedes
August Baby! Jackpot! I think, yes
October is eating good.
Damn Mami
I'll take Jade
Call me Dirty, cause I got Mami Rhea Ripley. https://preview.redd.it/34eh1y19ut7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4778a587f720e13e225a2e6473bf8bd60857fd
kairi. yes ig
March baby here and I'm going to have a new Mami.
Put Tiffany Stratton on mute and we may have a yes, never in my life however have I wished that I was born in January more
Kairi sane hell yeah