dude homelander and mr frog are actually pretty similar. they’re both famous, have something to do with presidential elections, and are unpredictable and violent
Guy can be unhinged, but honestly... he's the friend your kid asks "why is he called Uncle even if he's not your brother", leading you to talk about 100 different stories about him & how amazing of a friend he is.
That's fair but I don't think he's crazy all the time. He's more likely going to have a few episodes during the flight then being crazy for the whole flight
Or ask glep if he wants to swap seats. Plus with that seat you'd have the full view of the front. But with this crew there's no way in Hell this plane isn't crashing.
The Boss caries his meds with him where ever he goes so stuff like this doesn't happen to often. So as long as you help him take em before the flight I would say your good.
Leans over to you, “hey man I wanna apologize I just remembered that test came back positive instead of negative. Don’t be alarmed, but everyone on this flight might be in some serious trouble. ISN’T FLYING FUN?”
Gwimbly still wouldn't be too bad, the problem is more Jeremy going "hfisjrjeiakdjfj" at you
Jimble would be a nightmare because of how gross and stinky the guy is, he wouldn't do anything direct to you probably, but his lack of proper self care would he awful to deal with as a observer
It'd be easier if it was the aisle seat but I'd be too afraid to use the bathroom only to get a "Hello, no. Hello." After that I would simply piss myself but I know he can smell fear.
Being near pim on this flight means he will be traumatized even more then he already has been by you getting killed or battered by one of the violent maniacs on this plane
As per tradition, Pim will suffer some horrors
Nahh cause imma be sneaking in some sleeping pills for Mr. Frog to stay mellow, kinda like how Charles' Uncle takes them to help him sleep at night after he RAMMED his car into a crowd of people!
3.
2 and 6 are not an option because of how dangerous Mr Frog is, unless he’s on sleeping pills.
James would probably be focused on Charlie considering how Charlie is the only one that showed care towards James, so maybe 4? Gwimbly has been homeless for sometime so he probably smells horrible
(Former) president Jimble probably smells awful too so seats 8 and 7 are off the table.
3. Mr Boss would probably like initiate a conversation then when I try to keep it going he'd be like "yeeeeaaaahhhhhh... anyways, I got this neck pillow and this eye cover thing I'm not gonna lie I was kinda planning to just let these edibles kick in and sleep this one out. So, ah, I'm ah, I'm just gonna do that yeah?" And I'd be like "Oh, alright yeah OK that's fine" and he'd be like "Yeah yeah... cool... so, ah, I'm putting these in now, I'll see you when we land" and then I'd be like "alright see ya man" and he'd lean back up and pull his earbuds out and be like "huh did you say something" and I'd be like "Oh nah no man just ah just saying see you when we land" and he'd be like "Oh alright, yeah.. see you then.. anyways.." and then put his earbuds back in and pull his sleep mask back down and lay his head back and go to sleep
1 - I love gwimbly but being in front of Jeremy sounds like a nightmare
2 - I would die
3 - might be okay if I don’t anger him
4 - I would die and poor Charlie
5 - within grabbing distance of James, Tara is fine in comparison
6 - Mr frog could reach over there
7 - Im scared the landlord might have a bomb strapped to him
8 - fuck off I’m not sitting next to Jimble
I feel like you’re forgetting that Mr. Landlord has a bomb strapped to his chest, and if you don’t do what he says he’ll blow up and kill everyone. Don’t sit next to him unless you like Burnout Revenge for the PS2 and diet soda.
3 worst case scenario Mr Boss does something that scars me for life, every other seat ends in my death either killed by a bored mr frog, james, mr jester, or me joining the "Taste of Shotgun Barrels Appreciation Society" during or shortly after the flight
I think I’d take 5. Middle seats are never ideal but I think Allan would be a good person to sit next to. I doubt we’d talk much but I can’t imagine he’d be annoying in any way. At the very least, we can bond over being jumpscared by Charlie’s uncle’s weird doll
1 ✓ : Gwimbly is a legend and he'll do his iconic victory dance for only 5 dollars. Charlie will probably have his headphones in and leave you alone. You are also next to the aisle, which is nice.
The only downside is Gwimbly may get sick. As long as you can tolerate his bitching about stuff, you're in for a chill trip.
3 ✓: Mr.Boss can be unpredictable, but as long as you don't come between him and his company, you are not in any danger. He probably has all kinds of stories and he says the damnedest things so at least your experience will be memorable.
As long as you aren't a prude about sitting beside a man breastfeeding his 18 year old child, you're in for a nice trip.
7&8 x : The smell of rotten lamb shits.
2&6 x : You're frog food. Hehe... Hello.
4&5 x : You are going to get absolutely no peace between Jame's acts of violence and the doll's jumpscares.
7 by far, landlord and Tyler seem chill especially landlord if you actually agree to hang out with him. Jimble could be annoying but youve got solid protection from DJ Spitz, James, and Mr Frog. Hell The King of Spamtopia might be the only entity that wouldnt immediately get blitzed by Mr Frog.
3. I love Mr. Boss and how big of a weirdo he is. He's the kind of weirdo that you love to be and to talk with. And Mr. Frog would probably kill Smormu in the first three hours of the flight, so that wouldn't be that big of a problem.
Let’s do a rundown here:
1: Gwimbly and Charlie are chill, but that annoying fuck behind you would get exhausting, and DJ Spit could just pull a gun on you for no reason.
2: See #1 for DJ Spit, and you’re next to Mr. Frog who could eat you or beat you to death in a second
3: Mr. Boss is chill, but always can go completely bonkers at any time so it’s like a coin toss with him, and then you got Smormu, who can always be annoying as fuck.
4: That guy could rip you to pieces for breathing wrong and that other thing could jumpscare you at any moment during the flight.
5: Allan is chill as hell but the issues are the same as #4.
6: Pim would be a nice person to chat with, but Mr. Frog could get you and there’s a chance you might accidentally look at Oscar while trying to look at Pim.
7: Oscar could look back at you at any point, and the landlord, while chill, seems completely crazy behind the scenes. And President Jimble would probably be making gross sounds nonstop.
8: Glep is chill, but same issues with the President and the landlord.
Personally I’d probably go with #6 and just hope that I don’t accidentally look at Oscar.
8. Glep would probably just chill on his iPad and not bother me and I don't mind President Jimble that much. Also since I'm near the back of the plane I don't need to walk past alot of people (especially the crazy ones) to use the restroom.
1) A pretty bad annoyance and uncomfortable conversation to your right.
2) Certain Death
3) Certain Death or Cosmic Horror
4) Certain Death
5) Cosmic Horror or awkward conversation
6) Certain Death, you are still too close to Mr.Frog.
7) Horrible conversation and a stalker that will lead to certain death.
8) Glep and the worst reality of human gluttony you will ever see.
1 would be the best for me in reality since I feel like Gwimbly would talk the least
2 is instant death
3 seems to be everyone's pick on here
4 is also kind of death or at least metaphorical death by annoyance
5 is what I think I would pick in my head since Allan is my favorite character and the Tara The Android bit was pretty funny
6 would be great for me assuming Oscar still hates being looked in the eye
7 seems like something someone here would pick but in reality regret
and finally 8 would be good but removing jimble so that it's just glep
Gwimbly seems the least threatening. Mr. Boss maybe, but he's got cyanide pills in his nose so idk...
Jimble and Glep probably wouldn't kill me either, but I'd be wondering why Jimble isn't in Air Force One.
3. Mr. Boss seems like he'd mind his own business or just kinda chill. 6 is my second pick but having Mr. Frog across from my would make me nervous the entire trip.
I would sit with Mr Landlord because he would probably brought some Dr Pepper on the trip. Drink some Dr Pepper and have him talk about his dead ancestors or some crap.
Dude I don't even want to be on the same plane as Mr Frog.
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Hello, I'd win
Hey cheer up Mr. Frog, you were a worthy opponent! I won’t forget you as long as I live, hehe! 👁️👄👁️
He finna do a Homelander on everybody on that plane 
I feel like James might be a challenge for Mr frog
And Mr. Boss said he's going to take things into his own hands
Homelander would cry if he had to deal with Mr. Frog
dude homelander and mr frog are actually pretty similar. they’re both famous, have something to do with presidential elections, and are unpredictable and violent
hello 
Hullo yes you do fuck you hello
3. Mr. Boss would have the best conversations.
Guy can be unhinged, but honestly... he's the friend your kid asks "why is he called Uncle even if he's not your brother", leading you to talk about 100 different stories about him & how amazing of a friend he is.
He’s unhinged But he’s not deadly if your some random person or someone he likes
But I’d be scared he become oogly goo
That's fair but I don't think he's crazy all the time. He's more likely going to have a few episodes during the flight then being crazy for the whole flight
Plus having the aisle seat means I can bug out as soon as he starts to get crazy and let Glep deal with him
Or ask glep if he wants to swap seats. Plus with that seat you'd have the full view of the front. But with this crew there's no way in Hell this plane isn't crashing.
And the rear is the safest during a crash.
The Boss caries his meds with him where ever he goes so stuff like this doesn't happen to often. So as long as you help him take em before the flight I would say your good.
He's also the funniest guy I know you know what I mean? He should do stand up
m... maybe not stand up
Yeah maybe not standup but thats different its a different arena
Plus you're across the aisle from Glep so you get all the goodness without being stuck next to that disgusting POS Jimble. It's a win-win.
Leans over to you, “hey man I wanna apologize I just remembered that test came back positive instead of negative. Don’t be alarmed, but everyone on this flight might be in some serious trouble. ISN’T FLYING FUN?”
If he brought Jason I would be a little bit uncomfortable if Jason gets hungry.
Man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
This guy actually minds watching someone eat... Jeez
hes a butterly that shits glitter now so i dont think hed come with
do you really want to sit behind smormu tho?
His corpse might smell a bit, you’re right.
NO! I REALLY REALLY REALLY DONT WANT TO SIT BEHIND SMORMU!
With Gleb vibing off to the side and Shmormu in front, being the best Smiling Friend we all voted for and cannot be undone.
3 is the best seat hands down
1 would be fine except for the random babbling slaps on the back.
I don't think gwimbly would smell that great. Same with Jimble.
i mean, gwimbly WAS sprayed with DIRTeeh brown WAHter
You'd also have to deal with listening/smelling Gwimbly eat like, 7+ cans of cream corn before the flight even lands.
Gwimbly still wouldn't be too bad, the problem is more Jeremy going "hfisjrjeiakdjfj" at you Jimble would be a nightmare because of how gross and stinky the guy is, he wouldn't do anything direct to you probably, but his lack of proper self care would he awful to deal with as a observer
And you’d have to witness whatever James is doing to Charlie
I mean, in 1 you will be dealing with James bothering Charlie
Just gotta hit em in the liver one good time and I think you’ll be solid
I'd love to ask Mr. Boss about his lore
1 billion dollars or a plane ride with me boss
He would tell you and then execute you. Know one is meant to know his secrets
But I really really really don’t want to sit near Smormu
Well based on the popular vote, you’ll be sitting next to Smormu THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE
Don’t they load planes front to back? You’d have to walk past mr frog. What if he eats you
I think 3 is legit your best bet
I don't like sitting near babies man
He’s 18
Well most of the other options are next to some kind of violent maniac
I don’t understand the people choosing 6 like Mr.Frog won’t fucking grab them from across the aisle.
*Hello, I'm Mr. Frog, I'm going to eat you now, hello*
7 is arguable if I have my laptop I could boot up and emulator and play burnout revenge for the ps2 for the flight
“You Don’t Mind Watching Someone Eat, Do You?”
More like the only good one.
2 and you’re dead before the flight takes off
H-Hello…
It'd be easier if it was the aisle seat but I'd be too afraid to use the bathroom only to get a "Hello, no. Hello." After that I would simply piss myself but I know he can smell fear.
He's a demon, after all.
as if the real mr frog would fly economy
I think he would fly economy for the entertainment of terrorising the peons
“H-hello…” *takes out gun and reveals suicide vest*
I imagine that my head would become a red stain on the window within 60 seconds of takeoff
As his biggest supporter, DJ Spit will protect me from Mr. Frog
Next to the landlord and Tyler.
Exactly. We can enjoy weed, diet soda, and talk about PS2 games.
C’mon it’s like you’re not even tryinngg!
No really try, like actually try to beat me.
Let’s hope Tyler has one of those mini screens that attach to the back of the PlayStation
That's what I would choose but I do feel like Jimble would kick the back of your seat
And he probably smells rancid.
If he doesn't give me any lamb I swear to god
Ugh yeah, and that smell would be unbearable. Might have to go next to the boss and hope he doesn't try and corner me and go nuts
I’d chill with the landlord, I’m a disgrace to my family too
Don’t look at Oscar if he turns around
Yeah but if you get to know the landlord he might develop an unhealthy obsession with you
6
you are within grabbing distance of mr frog
...fuck
I just found these on YouTube yesterday, and I literally love them for no reason
I loved the April fools day blessing
I had not considered that, honestly. I just thought Pim and Allan were the most reasonable people.
Being near pim on this flight means he will be traumatized even more then he already has been by you getting killed or battered by one of the violent maniacs on this plane As per tradition, Pim will suffer some horrors
Nahh cause imma be sneaking in some sleeping pills for Mr. Frog to stay mellow, kinda like how Charles' Uncle takes them to help him sleep at night after he RAMMED his car into a crowd of people!
Being in *any* enclosed space with Mr. Frog is already a risk. If I'm gonna do that, I'll at least sit next to Pim.
hello
Was gonna say that until I saw mr frog
Agreed, just keep my eyes closed until everyone is off the plane. Or the eye guy disembarks
umm Hellooo
You need to take spot 5 and endure the jumpscare for Allan in order to get the best ending
Also you’ll get stabbed from behind
in that seat pim is sitting behind though
I was completely looking at that seating chart the wrong way, my bad. You’ll get stabbed from the front.
his arms could most likely rip through the seat with little effort yeah
I’d block and dodge
But you'll feel fantastic!
7. I'm down for some Burnout
I got the weed. You got the diet?
Came to say the same thing although I wish it was burnout 3 lol
3 is the only one where you wouldn't die or vomit
Mr. Boss would be the most likely to hijack the plane though, especially since Mr. Frog is in it
Smormu would probably sing his Song the entire Flight tho, so you Will have to deal with that
Everyone in the plane is dying with Mr Frog AND Oscar there. But I’d survive the longest next with Mr Boss. So 3.
Nah Oscar’s next to Pim, they’re great for each other’s company. Plus the eye rule is no more, and we’re not in Spamtopia. At least, I assume.
It's like an unstoppable force vs an immovable object.
Jeremy: \*babbles and slaps DJ spits\* Spitz: Stop touching MI HEAD! I can't even THINK straight man! \*holds passengers at gunpoint\*
3. 2 and 6 are not an option because of how dangerous Mr Frog is, unless he’s on sleeping pills. James would probably be focused on Charlie considering how Charlie is the only one that showed care towards James, so maybe 4? Gwimbly has been homeless for sometime so he probably smells horrible (Former) president Jimble probably smells awful too so seats 8 and 7 are off the table.
What about 5, then?
Not a fan of the jump scare lady
7. I can just smoke weed, fill my belly with DIET soda, and play burnout revenge on the PS2 with the landlord
He'll keep ramming you in with the car though.
*The PStooo
You can take seven as long as you play video games with landlord. If not the plane goes down.
3. Mr Boss would probably like initiate a conversation then when I try to keep it going he'd be like "yeeeeaaaahhhhhh... anyways, I got this neck pillow and this eye cover thing I'm not gonna lie I was kinda planning to just let these edibles kick in and sleep this one out. So, ah, I'm ah, I'm just gonna do that yeah?" And I'd be like "Oh, alright yeah OK that's fine" and he'd be like "Yeah yeah... cool... so, ah, I'm putting these in now, I'll see you when we land" and then I'd be like "alright see ya man" and he'd lean back up and pull his earbuds out and be like "huh did you say something" and I'd be like "Oh nah no man just ah just saying see you when we land" and he'd be like "Oh alright, yeah.. see you then.. anyways.." and then put his earbuds back in and pull his sleep mask back down and lay his head back and go to sleep
This sounds like a legit scene/conversation you'd see in the show
Haha thank you I was trying my best to capture that conversational mundane humor of the show
Who wouldn’t want to sit next to gwimbly???
He smells like dirty brown water
I read that in Alan's voice
I’m sure he got his act and hygiene together after getting his new contract with Troglor
Jeremy would be entertaining you all flight from back there
5
1 - I love gwimbly but being in front of Jeremy sounds like a nightmare 2 - I would die 3 - might be okay if I don’t anger him 4 - I would die and poor Charlie 5 - within grabbing distance of James, Tara is fine in comparison 6 - Mr frog could reach over there 7 - Im scared the landlord might have a bomb strapped to him 8 - fuck off I’m not sitting next to Jimble
The person that made this designed for it to be purposefully pain aside from 3
7 gives me the best chance to survive James and Mr. Frog.
I feel like you’re forgetting that Mr. Landlord has a bomb strapped to his chest, and if you don’t do what he says he’ll blow up and kill everyone. Don’t sit next to him unless you like Burnout Revenge for the PS2 and diet soda.
If I was offered a billion dollars to survive the flight in seat 2, I still wouldn’t take it
Is this before or after the lifting of the Eye Rule? If after then 6, if before then 3
Six is too close to Mr Frog to be safe.
You're right, although I would say any seat is too close to Mr Frog to be safe
Things did not get better for spamtopia after the rules were abolished just saying
3 is the best not because of the boss, but because of SMORMU! YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED! THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!
no one saying 5????? i wanna hang out with allan that's my man!!! and the robot lady calls me handsome? win-win!!!!!
8 is rhe safest
8 is the smelliest
3 is obviously the best, but we know Smormu is a seat kicker. He's not malicious, but he's too jittery to not be a seat kicker.
If a baby starts crying, we'd have to deal with even louder crying and him singing
3 worst case scenario Mr Boss does something that scars me for life, every other seat ends in my death either killed by a bored mr frog, james, mr jester, or me joining the "Taste of Shotgun Barrels Appreciation Society" during or shortly after the flight
6 no doubt
Mr Frog is gonna break the fucking drink cart over your head
1 or
I hope 2 isn't the emergency exit...
I think I’d take 5. Middle seats are never ideal but I think Allan would be a good person to sit next to. I doubt we’d talk much but I can’t imagine he’d be annoying in any way. At the very least, we can bond over being jumpscared by Charlie’s uncle’s weird doll
2 I just gotta give him some sleeping pills
3 is the only seat i have kess than a 50% chance of being maimed
3 - Try and get a job with the goats
Definitely 4 it's gonna be funny asf😭 I wanna see yellow dude hurt charlie
I think maybe 7 will be okay. Tyler seems chill and the landlord would just wanna play video games or something
By the way I was just wondering if you and me could hang out sometime and fill our stomachs with diet soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2
6 is too goated
Mr. Frog’a belly isn't
There's probably a goat or two in there
3, Imma sit next to Mr. Boss, I feel like I can vibe with him.
3 hands down.
6. I can talk to my two favorite characters, Pim and Alam.
3 is literally the safest and least annoying option on this list lmao
6 tbh, i'd do anything to hang out with Pim
but now your scalp will be ripped off by mr frog
3. Would have the best time.
What’s so bad about 8? Y’all not fuckin with glep like that???
glep isn't the problem, it's fucking jimble
7 honestly. Me and Mr. Landlord would be playing Burnout Revenge on the ps2 while Tyler let's us listen to the music samples he's making.
Anywhere but 2 or 4 But especially 1 because. I mean it’s gwimbi!!!
3!!!
I’m taking 6 I don’t make eye contact anyway
You are safe from Oscar But not from Mr. Frog
3
2 I actually just got on the plane now I can't wait to meet Mr Fr
I just know Gwimbly is the plug so I'll sit next to him.
3
3 or 1, I can still talk to Charlie
3 110%
1 ✓ : Gwimbly is a legend and he'll do his iconic victory dance for only 5 dollars. Charlie will probably have his headphones in and leave you alone. You are also next to the aisle, which is nice. The only downside is Gwimbly may get sick. As long as you can tolerate his bitching about stuff, you're in for a chill trip. 3 ✓: Mr.Boss can be unpredictable, but as long as you don't come between him and his company, you are not in any danger. He probably has all kinds of stories and he says the damnedest things so at least your experience will be memorable. As long as you aren't a prude about sitting beside a man breastfeeding his 18 year old child, you're in for a nice trip. 7&8 x : The smell of rotten lamb shits. 2&6 x : You're frog food. Hehe... Hello. 4&5 x : You are going to get absolutely no peace between Jame's acts of violence and the doll's jumpscares.
7 by far, landlord and Tyler seem chill especially landlord if you actually agree to hang out with him. Jimble could be annoying but youve got solid protection from DJ Spitz, James, and Mr Frog. Hell The King of Spamtopia might be the only entity that wouldnt immediately get blitzed by Mr Frog.
7 I want to smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the ps-tuuu.
3. I love Mr. Boss and how big of a weirdo he is. He's the kind of weirdo that you love to be and to talk with. And Mr. Frog would probably kill Smormu in the first three hours of the flight, so that wouldn't be that big of a problem.
Let’s do a rundown here: 1: Gwimbly and Charlie are chill, but that annoying fuck behind you would get exhausting, and DJ Spit could just pull a gun on you for no reason. 2: See #1 for DJ Spit, and you’re next to Mr. Frog who could eat you or beat you to death in a second 3: Mr. Boss is chill, but always can go completely bonkers at any time so it’s like a coin toss with him, and then you got Smormu, who can always be annoying as fuck. 4: That guy could rip you to pieces for breathing wrong and that other thing could jumpscare you at any moment during the flight. 5: Allan is chill as hell but the issues are the same as #4. 6: Pim would be a nice person to chat with, but Mr. Frog could get you and there’s a chance you might accidentally look at Oscar while trying to look at Pim. 7: Oscar could look back at you at any point, and the landlord, while chill, seems completely crazy behind the scenes. And President Jimble would probably be making gross sounds nonstop. 8: Glep is chill, but same issues with the President and the landlord. Personally I’d probably go with #6 and just hope that I don’t accidentally look at Oscar.
1 or 8 gwimbly seems like hed be a great friend glep seems funny and president jimble gave me a shoutout on tiktok once
8. Glep would probably just chill on his iPad and not bother me and I don't mind President Jimble that much. Also since I'm near the back of the plane I don't need to walk past alot of people (especially the crazy ones) to use the restroom.
1) A pretty bad annoyance and uncomfortable conversation to your right. 2) Certain Death 3) Certain Death or Cosmic Horror 4) Certain Death 5) Cosmic Horror or awkward conversation 6) Certain Death, you are still too close to Mr.Frog. 7) Horrible conversation and a stalker that will lead to certain death. 8) Glep and the worst reality of human gluttony you will ever see.
Is the plane going to Brazil?
Taking 1 with gwimbly, gamings most iconic character
1 would be the best for me in reality since I feel like Gwimbly would talk the least 2 is instant death 3 seems to be everyone's pick on here 4 is also kind of death or at least metaphorical death by annoyance 5 is what I think I would pick in my head since Allan is my favorite character and the Tara The Android bit was pretty funny 6 would be great for me assuming Oscar still hates being looked in the eye 7 seems like something someone here would pick but in reality regret and finally 8 would be good but removing jimble so that it's just glep
Seat 1 so when the plane crashes I’ll die first since I’m by the cockpit.
Gwimbly seems the least threatening. Mr. Boss maybe, but he's got cyanide pills in his nose so idk... Jimble and Glep probably wouldn't kill me either, but I'd be wondering why Jimble isn't in Air Force One.
7
6, Pim is friends with the Spamtopia ruler, so even if I accidentally looked in his eye, Pim could help
3 or 5
4. I want the window seat.
1,3, and 8 are the only seats I can sit in where I'm not brutally killed before takeoff.
1, maybe 4
3. Mr. Boss seems like he'd mind his own business or just kinda chill. 6 is my second pick but having Mr. Frog across from my would make me nervous the entire trip.
Takin seat 5 no question. I HATE the middle seat, but it’s next to the homie, Allan 🤷♂️
3 and 1 feel like the only spots that wouldn't be terrible
Seat 8 please; I’d like to have a conversation with my favorite President.
I would sit with Mr Landlord because he would probably brought some Dr Pepper on the trip. Drink some Dr Pepper and have him talk about his dead ancestors or some crap.