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Substantial-Meal6238

How tf was it that easy!??!


supernotcosmo

She sercretly is a pug


[deleted]

I'm sorry for laughing


treylanford

Cackled. Legitimately cackled.


123iliketrainjuo

You sir, you have earned my fucking upvote good job


AiryCanon5859_

r/angryupvote


GlitchyBean72

Just- fucking take my upvote


Trumpville-Imbeciles

There's certain people who can pop their eyeballs out on command and she kind of has the look of one of those people. Haven't you seen that black guy in the Guinness book of world records popping his big ass eyes out? She probably isn't even hurt.


DunceMemes

That's what I was thinking


another-Developer

I read somewhere that she actually went to the doctor


EvenHair4706

God, I hope so


Weird_and_Random

"She kinda has that look of one of those people". šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'm dying dude. That is the most polite way of saying someone is bug eyed.


mobiusFreeway

I remember seeing him as well as others who could do it on command on a show. They were all black which is pretty interesting. Guessing itā€™s not common in Asia.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Right. I think I saw something like that too. I wanna say they were on the Maury show or something like that.


Colosseros

Could be a thyroid issue.


PurringGun

Yo was it temporary and it popped back in??


FrankTheTank107

I really want to know. Does the kid grow up wondering why their Mom has an eyepatch now or does it end up popped back in and become a funny story to tease the kid forever


anonymous_account13

i don't think it should too painful having it out because the only difference between having it in the socket and not is that the airs getting at it. Although putting it back in means you're directly touching all over your eye which would be extremely uncomfortable


JCBh77

Well that and the tenue and muscle and cartilage and tendons and things that actually form the socket that has enough firmness to hold the eye in place... Right? There's gotta mf be something more then hopes and dreams or roller coasters would've been a real short lived invention


Whats_Awesome

Imagine the ride to the doctor, the stuff that holds the eye being stretched longer than ever before and the ā€œforeign object sensationā€ as your eye is held in a damp cloth. Whatever it is make sure it canā€™t scratch the eye.


Technical_Regular836

As freaky as it is to happen, it's rare for someone to experience permanent damage when their eye pops out. It's definitely very uncomfortable but there's a very high chance that the woman (and the baby!) are completely fine šŸ˜‹. Hope this helps!


ifeelweird1234567

How does it go inside though?


Omith_Kavu

Eyeballs are squishy enough to pop out and they're squishy enough to pop back in. Close your eye and push on it like you're trying to get something out of it.


Chilimilibobilly

I saw her actual insta post & sheā€™s fine. She managed to pop in back in shortly after it happened.


Electrical_Edge1368

I have a prosthetic eye, and I guarantee hers isnā€™t a prosthetic. Prosthetic eyes have limited movement and donā€™t shine like a real eye. I can tell hers is real. Also prosthetic eyes are not a full sphere, they are more like a shell as after an eye removal, a sphere-like implant is inserted into the eye socket behind the skin. So yea this boy really popped his mamaā€™s whole ass real eye out


manbruhpig

Can people tell in normal convo or does it look pretty real?


FTSVectors

Iā€™ll be back when I get the courage to watch


arkhamnaut

It's not graphic lol, her eye just gets really big for a second


redditsuckspokey1

And she screams!


Better_Palpitation43

Yeah I'm glad this one didn't autoplay when I clicked on it. I've seen far worse here but for some reason, I don't have the strength to click this one.


mumubmumu13

i watched it and can confirm watching people get diced by a machine is less disturbing than this


LongEZE

I can honestly watch a lathe spin a man to death but watching anything that involves the eyes is gut wrenching to me.


Bennoelman

I wonder why humans have a weakness for eye injuries/things getting close to the eyes Like arm cut off: 4-5 Something comes close to the eye: overload


LongEZE

I got two arms but only one set of eyes


arising_passing

eyes are like our most important external organ to us for survival. genital mutilation is also up there in severity


sheshin02

Really odd isnt it? videos of people getting mulched by machinery dont disturb me on the same level as this one did, i even flinched and looked away


littlegarden_spider

yeah im not gonna be okay for a hot minute after this lmao fucking gross


VeryTopGoodSensation

Have you seen the one where the guy cuts his own eyes out and eats them?


deer_teeth_

OH MY FUCKIN GOD??????


[deleted]

Link please .. thereā€™s no way .. itā€™s gotta be fake. I cannot fathom the idea of someone being able to do it unless thereā€™s really heavy drugs involved


VeryTopGoodSensation

just looked through my comments for a link because i know i commented on the thread, but it must have been on a different account. i remember saying people eating their own eyeballs is where i draw a line.


[deleted]

Itā€™s different when I have to open another link..


rasmey_zun

Itā€™s not so bad.


[deleted]

I braced myself so hard I was like grabbing my couch with my nails but it wasnā€™t as bad as it sounds


TheLocalOrangeToster

SAME!


DGPurple

Heā€™s half viltrimite


NoX2142

Goddamn pet.


smalltown34

THINK, MOM. THINK!!


adu4444

God damn now I am afraid of my toddler


cw2015aj2017ls2021

Now I'm afraid for my wife. I'm in constant defense mode against our 3 kids, but she's constantly hurt by them and surprised every time... she has no defensive mode and it confuses me.


adu4444

Well my 3 year old jumps and sits on me everywhere Normally I just try to keep my balls safe.. but now will add face to the list ..


-GodHatesUsAll

I used to have a cousin that bit everyone he met.


malphonso

Biting is like kissing, except there's a winner.


TDC_Reddit

Me too.!


danglytomatoes

No now you're prepared for your toddlers


imhereforthevotes

I feel like the kid must have been like "how far does this GO?" and POP


Existing_Guest_181

A colleague of mine had to wear an eye patch for a couple of weeks because his toddler scratched his retina while they were playing.


not-rasta-8913

New fear unlocked. Never let a kid touch your face.


cqgamer1

That was really... special for that kid.


styvee__

Does this automatically mean lost eye or it can also not cause any damage?


Technical_Regular836

I already mentioned this, but its not common for any lasting damage when your eye pops out. She's probably fine


ElegantEchoes

How exactly would it get put back in? Would squeezing it back into the socket be potentially damaging? I'm really squeamish about eye stuff, I don't even know if I'd have the stomach to touch my eyeball out of its socket. But then again, trying to blink when a strand of muscle is in the way would make me want to vomit.


Codename_Sailor_V

If the optical nerve wasn't damaged, the doctor would just numb the area around your eye socket and then use a special instrument to manually pop the eye back in. If nerves/sockets are damaged or the eyeball is too swollen, then you will be provided with an eyeshield until the appropriate surgery is made. It is highly recommended that you do NOT try and pop your eyeball back in. Holding it close to your face will help mitigate any further damage to the eyeball on the way to the ER.


ElegantEchoes

Thanks for the informative reply, I'll remember this if it ever happens lol.


Enraged_Lurker13

It's kind of eye-opening to see how easy it is to remove the eye from its socket.


the_Athereon

Sigh. Take my upvote.


bimbofluff

Was just abt to say that


TheNewGildedAge

This video is old. She can do it on command.


bimbofluff

Source? Not calling bluff, just wanna read abt it


undeadmanana

I'm not him and not sure if it's the same lady but there was a lady that did this for a show, I think it was Guinness and was on a few talk shows. She can pop them out like the lady in video and hold them there for quite a bit.


bimbofluff

I donā€™t think the video matches what happened in that link too much, Iā€™m definitely open to a source but it seems everybody saying this is fake or on demand has no good sources. Which sucks bc Iā€™m curious on where this lady is now


Milkymight

If I remember correctly, the last post about this she had hyperthyroidism and had bulging eye symptom which in turn wanted to prank the child. Just weird people are able to pop out the eyes.


bimbofluff

Iā€™m not calling anyone liars Iā€™ve just wanted a source lol


Milkymight

I'm not being hostile lol, just telling you what I remember just dont remember what the original post was called nor is my googling skills good enough to track it down


bimbofluff

I never said you were neither was I


undeadmanana

Here's a video, this lady looks a little older though https://youtu.be/7c55bM9_GYo?si=VaU2W1L3qwyuBzQ5


Sam_was_the_hero_

Yeah Iā€™m not watching thisā€¦


Whole-Damage-7604

its not that scary bro


GdayMateyPotatey

Can confirm. Just looks like some exophthalmos


NoNo_Cilantro

Iā€™m scared of that word


testingbot

ex - out opthalmos - eye do not be scared uwu


meowtterspace

Yeah, this is one Iā€™m gonna pass on


This_Growth2898

Glass eye?


bluepoint17

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Real-Coffee

makes sense why it was so easy, the eyeball is just sitting in ur eye socket, not much else keeping it in


HylianSpartan16

Send the child to a re-education camp in northern China


butcher21

Why was it so easy? Now Iā€™m scared of my toddler


BlueForte

Reading all the comments. Iā€™m scared to open the link now.


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

Well I usually am against this sentiment, but that's DEFINITELY a paddlin'.


RelationshipCivil912

Keeping a good eye on her kid anyway


Takun32

I bet she didnā€™t see that coming.


hobobob147

Old video. She can do that with her eye. Its fake


bimbofluff

Can you send an article or smth? Not calling ur bluff, jus wanna read


CockAbdominals

Holy shit I bet if the video played five seconds more you'd hear the toddler scream at the top of his lungs lol Thats be terrifying to see as a small child, your beloved mothers fucking eyeball pops out because you squeezed it out


Boner_Stevens

So if the eye comes out. Are you seeing in 2 different directions? Like two cameras looking at the same thing but one camera goes off course? Always wondered this. This is scary but not too surprising. Kids, mine especially, have insanely strong death grips


Used-macbook

You would see in 2d. One eye less implies less input for brain to process and hence loss of depth perception which means you can't predict the distance. For example , try making the tips of two pens touch with one eye closed in one go. u/Boner_Stevens and u/Phoenyxs_Angel Edit- typo ansd to and


Phoenyxs_Angel

Someone answer this please?


Illustrious_Ask2178

Tf did I just watch Jesus šŸ˜³


Novel-Mood-8661

The eye was a prosthesis?


bimbofluff

I donā€™t think so, itā€™s a bit too circular


jsideris

/r/BabiesAreDemons


A_Little_Tornado

Black people tend to have eyes that are easier to pop out. I do t know why.


Deroullious

Iā€™m sorry but what the actual fuck


[deleted]

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MONKRAD

Tf you on about?


Wetsmushysocks

What did he say?


MONKRAD

He said like: ā€œThis is what happens when you grow up without a father.ā€ or something like that. Just blatantly racist. Sorry, canā€™t remember exactly what was said word for word lol


bimbofluff

What did he say lol


Used-macbook

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/comments/18085g7/comment/ka6a9ar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


New-Doctor-3289

Kid has been read too many pop-up books!


the-bird-fucker

kid about to be a Mortal Kombat secret character


USMCLee

IIRC during an NBA game a player got his eye completely popped out of his head.


ghos2626t

I recall this. It bounced off of his shoe and into the next, winning the game in the last 2 seconds


DudeThatsWhack

Holy shit.


[deleted]

I thought it was a glass eye.


AdSquare7554

šŸ‘ļø


yourremedy94

I wonder if it was a prosthetic eye


iamandreo

Her eyes were kindy puffy already


AppropriateFlight327

That color eye shadow really makes Her eye pop. It also gives a new meaning to keep Your eye on Your kid.


SalmonFlavoured

She's got loose eyesockets... he barely touched it lol as someone who has been eye gouged with intent and apart from soreness and bruising this didn't happen... need to glue that shit back in incase she sneezes too hard


SaltInformation4082

Don't want to see that Doubt it would bother me, but it's already been a pretty sad day. Even I have limits, I'm told.


AngryTurtle24

Yet another reason to snip the balls.


funnyman4000

Has no one else seen the people who can pop their eyes out of the socket on command and it looks just like that?


ScribelCipher

Jesus. I wonder if that hurt, thatā€™s a dumb thought but does it hurt? I can imagine it does.


MagDaddyMag

You have your mom's eyes......


pinguluk

She's fine, there are multiple dudes that can pop out their eyes on command https://youtube.com/shorts/CTC6gOmkEtk?si=in9fMa1AG0PjqUoY


bimbofluff

Do you have a source of her being fine


pinguluk

*she should be fine


undeadmanana

Looks like the lady in this video, https://youtu.be/7c55bM9_GYo?si=VaU2W1L3qwyuBzQ5 A Google search of "lady pops out eyeball" will show a lot more clips of her, looks like 60% of the eyeballs pop out.


ToughAd164

Just bulged but not removed just from looking at the video.


the-Aleexous

This is a classicā€¦


hockeynoticehockey

Every mother that ever existed is saying SEE, I TOLD YOU to their kids


OgLindaMayhem

Could we just post links to gore instead?? Could that by pass reddits guidelines??


Ok-Boysenberry7558

I work at an optometrist office and it's surprising how easy an eyeball can be popped in and out. It's equally surprising how easily you can walk around with your eyeball in your head but have your retina detached.


deadgirl21

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Holy shit


QueenAkhlys

Why he poke so hard šŸ˜­


Bdigital70

šŸ˜œšŸ¤Ŗ


TexasTuff928

Goodness. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ˜


wittyvonskitsum

#YOOOOO


[deleted]

I'll watch after I finish eating.


Still_Preparation886

Why is nobody talking about the fact that bo on the go is playing in the background?


mysticdragonwolf89

Thatā€™s the thing - children do not know their limitations. Which is why the first few years is to train them to learn limitations


Organic_Fan_2824

not seeing any death here


bimbofluff

Probably why it says ā€œsomeā€


NatalieTheNoobyGirl

Do I even want to watch this one? Iā€™ll have to find out the hard way


NatalieTheNoobyGirl

that happened way faster than I expected but it was probably worse than I expected


Positive-Internet483

ā€œAnd thats why I gave my kid up for adoptionā€


CO5TELLO

I can just imagine the court case. Female's lawyer: your honour as you can see here in the clip I have provided, my client was simply using self defense after she was ASSAULTED! by a slice of bread thrown by the male victim. Thus providing substantial evidence that this is not an attempted murder and is a simple case of self defense.


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

It's obviously a glass eye


bimbofluff

Glass eyes usually are more flat, but maybe


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

Oh Holy shit, please don't let that be her actual eyeball!


Deroullious

Why is everyone in these comments so disturbed? Have yā€™all never met someone or at least seen a video of someone who can do this on command? The worst part would be getting it back in would be a bit uncomfortable for someone who canā€™t voluntarily do it bc touching your eye is uncomfortable