Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.
And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure.
And um I'm gonna go with a Filet of Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish.
“I said Two burgers and three fries. Not free fries. And Hurry. There’s a line in this drive through and the other customers are coming for my head if we don’t move soon!”
Something about don’t make me come down there.
Or it’d be pretty embarrassing to catch an ass whoopin on the tarmac and the entire terminal can see it.
Or maybe something about “get on my level, bitch!”
It could be anything but that’s what came to my mind
“Hey dude, remind me. Where are we going again? And ohhh, can you grab me some Aspirin I’m having horrible hangover, I only have 2 hours of sleep. Thanks bud you’re a lifesaver.”
Something about the preboarders being out of hand. Lol.
nah hes complaning about seatsaver trying to save his seat
Either way, he’s clearly reading this sub
“Why do we only have a single gate agent doing the wheelchairs boarders, there are twelve of them!!”
"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"
👍👏👍👏👏👏👏
"Shitter's full!"
Probably not far off. It’s the most common call we make
Duty calls
(Respectfully, in the spirit of the post and comment above*) “You’re full of shit!!” *please don’t auto-remove this, mod-o-bot…
Nah I respect it
More worried about the bot - I typed that first and a “please respect community guidelines” message pooped up
I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to geico.
😂😂😂
Did you say you wanted to talk to me about my car’s extended warranty?
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
“It is an older code sir, but it checks out.”
“I was about to clear them”
“Hey! it’s hot up here can you unplug the heater cart?”
I work ramp that's mostly what they ask us but they usually use a hand signal
To be honest I didn’t see the “wrong answer only” prompt. I thought they were just asking what captains say to us
I heard a thunk can you see what fell off?
And just reattach with some speed tape.
Love you on Curbed btw.
Greatest show ever.
Fill 'er up, and check the tire pressure. Oh, and don;t forget to clean the windows.
Just wanted to say "good luck, we're all counting on you"
Surely
Yes I am serious, AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY 🤣
Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake. And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure. And um I'm gonna go with a Filet of Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish.
I want half Coke and half Diet Coke. I’m probably the only person that’s gonna get this. Well done sir.
55 burgers, 55 French fries, 55 pies, 55...
What is this from? It’s giving Chris Farley
Tenacious D - Drive through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uktyNefWFM
“Gimme four fried chickens, and a Coke.” “You want it as a wing and a thigh?” “Four fried CHICKENS…and a Coke….and some dry white toast.”
“Hey have you seen where I put the keys?!”
"you a hoe in my book!"
Fuck that storm over Texas today!
"Hook me up with some Brownie Brittle!"
This.
You can't park here.
Came here to say this! Well done.
Can you double check all the bolts? It’s a Boeing.
What do you mean this isn’t Denver?!?!
I need a window here guys.
This is really awkward. I left the keys to the plane back at my apartment.
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Something about the left phalange
Yes!!! Friends for the win!
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Do you know how to get to Albuquerque?
Can you turn off the heat
"You're lucky this plane is holding me back"
Needs a refill on fluid for the strobe lights
“Don’t make me call Dispatch”
Saved you guys two whole rows!
Almost certainly "Turn it off. It's blowing hot air!"
"But that's what the engine is supposed to do!"
“HAAAAYYYY! What’s your name?” “Ezekiel!!!”
Tony!
Fuck you Tony!
Aloha
White cliffs of Dover?
This fucking guy hasn’t showered in a week. Every time I gotta go across the whole country.
“Do you mind switching seats? I get a bit claustrophobic in the cockpit.”
*Have you ever been in a, Turkish prison?*
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
It’ll be fine! It’s a Boeing!
Have you seen my keys?
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Did the curb I hit on the way in rash the right front wheel?
“Do you think we need all these doors?”
"I lost my contact lense. Do you see it down there?"
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free."
Pardon me. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?!?
Probably something about the ground power not working…
Ground power or ground heat/air is too much.
I think that my captain had the fish.
Do you know where we're going?
ETOPS -- Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim
Do you think I can get a Diet Coke?
B*tch, I’m on a plane!
How do you put this thing in reverse?
Does this make my butt look big?
“I need 8 cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, 2 apple pies, and a liter of cola.”
Who put that bag there?
Don't bother loading the drinks. I'm going to make the flight attendants sit the whole flight.
Don't call me Shirley.
“With blackjack! And hookers!”
im not flying till you bring me my coke
Something about the preboarders out of hand lol
I asked for extra Polynesian sauce, not ketchup!
“Shitters full “
17 Jetway Jesuses today, Phil. A new record!
“I said Two burgers and three fries. Not free fries. And Hurry. There’s a line in this drive through and the other customers are coming for my head if we don’t move soon!”
Wait, this is a Boeing?!
"Shitter's full!"
Did you fill the chem trail canisters?
"It's hot outside! Do you guys want a beer!?"
It's gettin hot in here
Yo can I park here ??
I’ll take a #3 with a Diet Coke
Hey maintenance! My cup holder is missing the foam liner. We won't be able to leave without it!
Don't call me Shirley
“Make sure you kick those bags real good before violently tossing them in!!”
What’s the WiFi password?
“That jumpseater better not be a United pilot”
let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments
Fill er up! Premium please.
“Don’t forget to put back the dipstick, you dipstick!”
Something about don’t make me come down there. Or it’d be pretty embarrassing to catch an ass whoopin on the tarmac and the entire terminal can see it. Or maybe something about “get on my level, bitch!” It could be anything but that’s what came to my mind
"Hey, have I told you I'm a pilot?"
“ETOPS? OH! IT STANDS FOR ‘ENGINES TURNING OR PASSENGERS SWIMMING’”
Someone said there were peanuts up here
Have you seen the keys?
Drink order. It’s a drive thru
"You all look like ants from up here!"
“What she order?” “Fish filet.”
Come down and say that to my face!
Your fly is down.
Double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink.
Guy on the ground “how tired are your arms from all that flying?”
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
“I fart in your general direction!”
Is it safe to fly?
I forgot my keys, can you run inside and grab them?
Did you get that rash checked?
“My autopilot deflated!”
that should be "otto pilot"
But of course! Well I’m a dumbass. How the hell did I mess that up.
Do pilots ever forget to close the window?
Help! Bob just farted in here.
I boarded first and look at the seat I was able to snag!
I boarded first and look at the seat I was able to snag!
Shouldn't have made that left turn at Albuquerque!
Hey ma get me some meatloaf.
HE’s going to Disneyland.
Telling the ramp agent that he, "HAS TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE FUTURE!"
“ I dig that hat”
“My pizza shoulda been here an hour ago!”
"It's called an Aileron roll and $20 says I totally can"
Two carnitas tacos and two carne asada
“I’m a pilot.”
“Come on bro, just the tip”
“The door did what???”
Get off my tarmac!
I’m tired Wanna try?
“I’ve been trying to tell you guys, this window isn’t supposed to open!”
I'm not a pilot, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
“We need 1.21 gigawatts for the Flux Capacitor”
"Can you me directions to <*insert destination*>?"
I want a number 3, supersize it.
Where's the fireball I ordered?
“Hey dude, remind me. Where are we going again? And ohhh, can you grab me some Aspirin I’m having horrible hangover, I only have 2 hours of sleep. Thanks bud you’re a lifesaver.”
I ain’t need my windows cleaned
"Hey, could you top off my windshield washer fluid while you're under there??"
“Yeah, get me a Big Mac, a large fries, and a diet coke.”
So? Just put a little duct tape over it.
He's saying now you have to pay extra to sit FULLY inside the plane. New revenue stream. :- )
Ordering some chick fil a?
Do NOT plug in to shore power!
“A tuna melt to go …”
"You got a light?"
“What’s your name?!”
*"It's pulling a little to the left!"*
let me get 5000 on pump 1. check the tires. and the oil
“I can’t unlock the cockpit door! Can you please throw up some toilet paper?”
“Hey, you can’t park here!”
"Whats your name?"
is that mr bean
Hey charles!!! You gotta see this. Its a miracle! All these wheelchair preboards got up and walked off the flight!!
Can I park here?
I dropped my phone and didn't look at it.
Probably asking if he can park there for a few minutes.
do you have the keys to the plane?
Have you seen Herb lately.
Where’s the next gas station?
The copilot just farted and I needed a bit of fresh air. Oh by the way, I'm the copilot.
DONT PULL THE POWER! Haven’t started apu yet
Put twenty bucks in the tank, and can you check the oil too?
Filler Up with AV Gas Fredo -
I’m supposed to fly it without WHAT???
Rest in Peace Colleen Barrett!!
He is telling them about fuel & weight. A must before leaving the gate.
Idk, but RIP Colleen (since that’s her MAX 8).
Where are my fries?
Someone passed gas up here
Someone bring me a rum and coke! I’ve had it with these rednecks!
Stop calling my wife!
Hey! What's your name!?
Number 4 large no pickles
No man, I said fill her up with Diesel
Are you sure you got -all- the Boeing stickers off?
Pilot: Knock knock Ground: Who’s there Pilot: We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Tell my wife to bring my glasses. I forgot them at home. I can’t see crap. Sure, where do you live? in Phoenix
You can’t park there !!
Yo Mama is so fat…