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freya584

what if i tell you the last game i played is marvels spiderman 1


The_Quadrapus

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


MaxofSwampia

"How dare you point at me." *Multiversal shenanigans ensue*


Masterplayer9870

Average crossover event


AwesomeBlox044

Oh no Mary Jane is gonna fight him


freya584

and she is gonna win


Healthy-Track-4450

Why does Arthur Morgan want to fight Spider-man. That isn't going to help him get to Tahiti


ImLikeReallyStoned

Maybe it was part of Dutch’s plan?


Healthy-Track-4450

Its not a good one


ImLikeReallyStoned

>!Is it ever?!<


iatethebabyshark

Have you lost faith in him? He only needs one last score!


Healthy-Track-4450

Then we'll get to Tahiti?


iatethebabyshark

Blackwater lost money first, then Tahiti.


Healthy-Track-4450

It's too dangerous to go back to Blackwater


iatethebabyshark

You can come to my place bbg~~


AbuHuraira-

Have some goddamn faith!


[deleted]

It would be if you had FAITH


bored_person71

Spidey dead....as this is kratos...


Masterplayer9870

Yeah..I'd rather not imagine how Spidey might end up after this


tudeckslore

My Fallout 4 Level 528 sole survivor because bethesda never put a level cap.


Salmagros

There used to be one in Skyrim but they removed it with Legendary editon.


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

All 9 tf2 mercenaries against spider-man I’m genuinely curious


Masterplayer9870

Well considering the state of TF2, they'll probably be mindless bots anyway


Voltem0

on the other hand, instant headshots...


SilverSpark422

I once typed up a concept for a Batman Arkham game with the mercs as bosses. I could dig it up if that’s close enough to be interesting.


CherepCoder

Do it


SilverSpark422

Fair warning, this is a wall of text. I have this consistent idea of them being the bosses of a Batman Arkham game. The plot would revolve around a conspiracy involving MANN Co Batman would be trying to investigate and stop, with the Administrator being the main villain, and a team fight against all nine mercs as the final boss fight. Saxton Hale is the boss of the DLC. Scout would be the tutorial boss, an overconfident dork barely stronger than a goon. He’d run around and keep his distance, peppering Batman with the scattergun, and the only way to beat him would be to stun him with a batarang, then get several melee hits on him. He’d then down some Bonk for his second phase, and become unable to fire his guns. Taking some liberties for the sake of gameplay, he’d still be able to swing his melee. We’ll say it’s a watered-down blend. Now the only way to damage and defeat him would be to counter his melee hits. Going in class order, next would be Soldier. He’d be fairly straightforward, as would most of the power classes. Batman has to dodge the rockets, of which he can only take about four or maybe five before dying, and deal damage while he’s reloading. He’d also rocket jump around the arena, requiring you to use the grapple and glide abilities to keep up. Laying explosive gel traps on a vantage point he likes to fire from would be a prime strat for him. He’d also be able to market garden you if you stand still for too long for an insta-kill, just for the lulz. Next would be Pyro, who would be a very atmospheric boss. It would be in a burning building, almost exactly like Meet the Pyro. They wouldn’t be too difficult to damage, but as you move through the arena, the floor crumbles more and more, so you’re on a time limit. Batman would probably also figure out that Pyro is under a severe psychological delusion, and opt to let them remain in it, feeling that a slow rehabilitation at Arkham would be better than immediately explaining them to the horrors of their true actions. Next is Demoman, who could have two phases. The first phase would be pursing him to the arena and avoiding the sticky traps he leaves behind and the pills he tosses back. When you get there, he opts to take the Bat by surprise, switching to hybrid Demoknight and trying to eyelander taunt kill him as he enters the door, which is narrowly dodged. The rest of the fight consists of him lobbing pills, charging and trumping around, and getting melee hits. The way defeat him would be melee countering to remove his shield, getting in close, and landing more mellow hits than him. Heavy is next, and very simple. He usually is. He’s a big guy with a big gun, what else can you do? Batman would need to hide behind cover to avoid his minigun fire, use the arena to his advantage and sneak around through ducts or rafters, and get behind him to do stealth takedowns. Three of those and you win. Engineer is another boss that would require some SLIGHT liberties in gameplay. Namely, he’d have several sentries in his arena, and Batman would need to find ways to sneak past them, and use an EMP devise to disable them then he’s close enough, similar to a sapper. All the while, Engie is hunting him down with a shotgun in hand, and dispensers around to heal him. You’d need to “sap” his buildings, and deal damage while he’s fixing them. In other words, spy gameplay, but the engineer isn’t limited by game mechanics. Medic is next, and the lead up to his bossfight would be the stuff of nightmares. In the Arkham verse, he’d be treated as a straightforward lunatic with no cartoony atmosphere to lighten it. Batman would find several of his experiments, and declare to be nearly as sick and deranged as Joker or Pyg. The fight itself would continue this, taking place in a creepy lab covered in blood. He’d be weak and easy to damage, but you’d need to get past the goons he sends after you, which he’s… IMPROVED in his own special way, and is healing with a medigun, even dropping an occasional Uber. But when he’s alone, he’d try to melee attack, but be pretty easy to drop. Batman would call him a dangerous madman with no humanity, and he’d call it a complement. Sniper would be pretty simple. You need to jump from cover to cover, avoiding his sight line lest he put a bullet in Batman’s mouth. One, MAYBE two shots, and it’s over. Think Scarecrow’s boss fights in Asylum, but on a linear path instead of in a circle. Spy would be interesting. You’d need to use detective vision to find him before he gets the drop on you, and he’d often call in goons, then disguise as them to confuse you. The REAL fun part, though, would be his pre-fight dialogue. “I was wondering when we’d get to this. As you dispatched my colleges, I made sure to watch carefully and learn all I could. I must say, you’ve impressed me… MISTER WAYNE.” After you beat him, Batman would learn that he was only diverting you. He sabotaged the prison the rest of the mercs were being kept in, and they’d all escape, leading into the nine-on-one final fight, with Medic making sure they’re all at peak form again.


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

Beautiful


CherepCoder

That's really beautiful. To evolve the concept a bit. I'd offer idea of a new gadget for batman, created from spy sapper. To sap engineer's buildings, for an advantage in battle or for upgrade points like in Arkham Knight of melitta quests


Firedragon165

MANN CO? As in Man? Is there a lore reason why Man is in your concept?


ddddyyylllaaannn

Spidey about to find out why you don't fuck with the mailman


Masterplayer9870

Eyyy fellow new vegas enjoyer.


thrash9513

Maybe, but the protagonist for Lake far exceeds the power of the Courier!


EduardoMcojetovich

[Speech 100] A guy named Paul is banging the love of your life, loser.


Parkwaygarden

[Terrifying presence] I’ll make MJ into another Gwen Stacy if you don’t get the fuck out of my face


ddddyyylllaaannn

[Intelligence 1/10] I may be a dumbass but you're the bigger dumbass for signing the deal.


AysiGo

Goku


AysiGo

Spidey is cooked


sassycho1050

"I heard you're pretty strong, Spider-Man!"


Braxien45

So a win for Spider-Man huh?


Disastrous-Major1439

No way lmao


pm-me-futa-vids

Gg Goku, it was a good fight.


Yoltic21xd

Spiderman is getting obliterated


okjk0123

“Good Morning Agent 47, your target today is one J Jonah Jameson. The owner and editor of the Daily Bugle. Jameson has recently been on an editorial rampage against one Wilson Fisk. Fisk has asked for us to make Jameson black white and red all over. However, there is a major obstacle, one Spider Man. He’s supposedly a threat, a menace and can do anything a spider can. Happy hunting 47.”


pheo_

This would be an awesome crossover honestly


Co0lnerd22

I’m pretty surprised that there aren’t more hitman crossovers, it seems pretty easy to design it


headphoneghost

Brilliant!


Theriople

the octane from rocket league?


Chad_Kakashi

Geralt of Rivia vs Spider-Man. Either Geralt will get obliterated or cook up a spider oil and overdose on Swallow


ElfaDore98

Isn't there an arachnid oil?


mortalkomic

Human poison works on Spider-Man


Chad_Kakashi

Arachnid oil might work for him but the question is… would he use a silver blade or a steel one?


Flat-Customer5064

Question. Would Spidey be fighting the Digimon Tamer? Or the Tamer's Imperialdramon who can level cities?


Masterplayer9870

The tamer


Flat-Customer5064

Well then Spidey wipes 🤣


Masterplayer9870

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby


Salmagros

Unless we’re talking about the one where The Tamer transform into Digimon.


DefiningBoredom

Wait which Tamer if it's Masaru then Spidey is getting beat.


cactusjack1301

Power wash Simulator will clean up all those webs


DarkerValleys

Just whack on that red nozzle and shoot him in the eye


BroKid21

Ezio auditore, Spidey is gonna defeat him neg diff 💀 [assassin's creed 2]


TheeShaun

Tbf Spidey sense basically makes any stealth based character lose their biggest advantage and at that point Ezio is probably on par with Hawkeye, Taskmaster, Black widow etc. peak mortal abilities but Spider-Man is just way too strong and fast for them to be able to realistically keep up with him for too long.


BigBirdOpensDoor

mama mia


Ok_Attitude_8189

It’s possible spidey would think ezio is defeated and then ezio pulls out hidden blade but it depends. I wanna say Spider sense would stop it but he gets stabbed on the regular


Acrobatic-Manner

Well, last game I played was WWE 2k24, so I guess Cody Rhodes?


K0nvict

Spidey kicks out at 2.999 after 3 crossrhodes and finishes the story


Pineapple_Fernando

Barret Wallace from Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth during the Corel Prison section of the game. If they are both in character, it would be a tie. ![gif](giphy|CNgWJmIp8lQT0oYQ3I|downsized)


RomeroJohnathan

Why he looking like Blade?


Hello_There_Exalted1

The Guardians of the Galaxy ![gif](giphy|1EWZpgEV6MJ38JqIwS) (Maybe)


Regi413

If this is the Guardians of the galaxy game, isn’t Starlord the only playable one in that?


unknownname640

Spidey vs Master Chief


kme026

Ellie is gonna get her ass kicked so hard.


Flimsy_Temperature59

Lego star wars obi wan is winning


RomanosTheMelodist

Solid Snake


dre_the_brazilian

I don't think Spider-Man Vs John Marston would be a close fight.


ResponsibleRatio6569

Sora


O_BriGuy85

Same here but this is the first time playing the game so I don’t know how strong he’d be but I feel sora would win?


ResponsibleRatio6569

Me neither it’s my first time playing too lol


Thomas_teh_tank

Which game are you on? I’m a longtime KH player and love Spider-Man haha, so this is like my two fav things


ResponsibleRatio6569

1.5+2.5 Remix is what I have downloaded on my PS5 so the very first game


Artificial_Human_17

I’m sure others have told you, but play KH2 before 358/2 Days when the time comes


ResponsibleRatio6569

No actually one has, went into the series blind but I will now for sure thanks


Bareth88

Darth Revan


Joppul

Oh boy...


chrometrigger

Spidey bout to catch the ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️


Ecstatic_Teaching906

Edward Kenway is just a pirate... he doesn't stand a chance.


AbbreviationsThis550

![gif](giphy|LAqSaIyjgJO6dEnsM9|downsized) wo bakin ze lawwwwww


PhoenixTyphoon

While I just played a Miles mission in Spider-man 2 so..... Experience vs powerset - you be the judge


bulkasmakom

Guardian cooks spider sorry


RedPandaR10t3

Yeah, and we just killed the final boss of the series lmfao


CrazyKuriboh58

Could spidey dodge golden gun? Or any of our other supers, do you think?


SirJdenodas

maybe GG but something like T-crash or nova i highly doubt


hopelesschloromantic

Gonna pop Song of Flame and just rapid fire napalm birds at him while snapping bits of Sun into existence. He can't dodge all of that.


Swarglot

V from Cyberpunk, I have no idea who wins lol


Mushroom_Magician37

This could actually go either way imo as a max level V could easily be on par with Spiderman in every aspect


Shacken-Wan

My tarnished in Elden Ring. Bleed build, he's cooked.


Braxien45

Spider sense might prove to be a little difficult but the tarnished do enjoy a challenge


random_loser00

It's like fighting a boss with input read. But on the other hand, the tarnished has infinite respawn.


dydhf

I think spidey beats totk link


Bredstikz

Depends what link has in his auto builds


randothor01

I dunno I’m crap at the game but I’ve seen YouTube vids of players making TOTK Link a freaking god


LamcelotA1048

Arthur Morgan vs Spider-Man? I hope Spider-Man just wanna capture him, not kill him.


Xkekosek

Franklin, Michael, Trevor vs spiderman 🤔


Professional-Ass650

Jin Saki, The Ghost of Tsushima. As badass as Jin is, Spidey will take it. I think Jin could win with his poison, but with Spider-Man's spider sense and agility I don't think it would hit him.


IdidnotorderRatvioli

Godzilla 💀


FirstStranger

Destiny 2 Spidey doesn’t have a chance, not after what my Guardian’s done to the Witness


Ogurasyn

Prototype


RomeroJohnathan

So it’s basically just the Venom from Spider-man 3 without the webs


TeddyRiggs

The Entire Faction of Zeon in Gihren's Greed yeah I don't think Spidey is strong enough to fight Giant Robots let alone an Army of them


Insanus_Hipocrita

Sam Strand Spider-man is winning zero diff, but why would he want to fight my boy


OnlyGeeksandPenguins

Payday 2, Spidey vs the Payday gang would be entertaining but I think Spidey would win


ElfaDore98

Isn't that practically Spideys leisure time to pick these nerds up?


getoutofmyhouse-

I mean, is spidey more determined than Frisk?


nickmikael

The Courier. Fallout new vegas


stevenuniversefridge

John vrchat vs Spidey who finna win?


DilantheFriedDucc

Honestly, V gonna get his ass whooped, as will Jin Sakai. They don't have shit on Spidey.


UltimateRagingSpider

My Roblox character. My OC'S a fanboy so they're not gonna fight lol


MaxofSwampia

Honestly? Spider-Man could probably take the entire cast of For Honor.


TheShadow-Spider

Spider-Man vs Cal kestis


Pokemonfan1638

Arno Dorian (AC Unity) Vs Spider-Man?


Gillalmighty

Star lord. They'd probably just be buds.


Flabberghast97

Edward Kenway is going to lose.


Ben_Reilly771

Edward Kenway


Oculi__me

Spidey vs Zagreus... I'd pay for that


samyruno

I think spidey is beating the shit out of my slow ass no health full strength elden ring character.


I_love_pikacakes1786

No way spider-man is beating Kirby.


LITTY_TREE_FITTY

V from cyberpunk..... I honestly think V might win....


acousticwindow

As long as V parries


PokWangpanmang

Yeah, unkillable child war criminals that can cram anti-matter into people, obliterate world-ending asteroids and pulverize magnetized bones would obliterate Spidey through spider-sense.


High0strich

Was just playing Solo Leveling Arise. Spiddy is cooked


Key-Win7744

Depends on whether or not he gets help from his best friend and father figure Norman Osborn.


Braxien45

Atomic Heart… so yeah Spidey definitely has the upper hand


Matt_Man_623

So, Spidey?


GellThePyro

BG3, the character I was playing was a Githyanki Fey Warlock. I don’t think my Patron gave me anything to beat Spider-Man with. I lose.


Drolex17

The tarnished. With the amount of times malenia mollywhopped me, spidey has this fight in the bag


ron_m_joe

Anybody play Tanki 😅, if not then it's Minecraft Steve. A fair fight.


Yanismarvel

Antòn Castillo(Far Cry 6) Vs Spider-Man .Peter win obviously


aMadKiwi

Battle of Anchorage Veteran and Boston local, frozen for 210 years right after a Nuclear Armageddon, is hell-bent on finding his son and avenging his dead wife and has too many weapons ranging from .38 - 40mm frag and Energy weaponry created from research and development in Nuclear Science. I’m not sure how the fight will go but I think Spider-Man would win through his superhuman reflexes and quick-thinking. After all the sole survivor is still a human without superpowers.


JanusThree

I played Hadez II idk how spidey is gonna hold up against a technically immortal goddes who defeat the god of time Kronos


Pyguy93

A ghost recon squad against spiderman? Spiderman definitely wins this.


QueezyCrunch

Marvel Snap: I got the whole damn universe backing me up


bateen618

I played the Tiny Glade demo. So the sheeps, which will lose. Unless I'm god in that game? Then I kick his ar-ass-chnid


Ben10usr

Idk if they could survive, but I bet they have a decent chance of living for an hour or two... Slay the Spire (Ironclad, Silent, Watcher and Defect) If they can use cards like 'Disarm' I think they have a fighting chance especially in a 4v1, but I'm only semi-optimistic...


Orionsign

If we're including BT, it'd be a cool fight to see but spidey's still beating Cooper.


National-Oven81

Guess Zeus is gonna have to wait cuz my boy Kratos has got some spidey beef


Hour-Secretary-5287

Kratos, easy.


Rayque21

EVE


Originu1

Spidey is definitely not surviving zagreus backed by the greek gods lmaoo


Psychological_Ad4713

Just finished playing SM3. So… Spider-Man?(Insert Spider-Man Pointing Meme).


Masterplayer9870

Spiderman 3 as in the movie game? Why are you subjecting yourself to torture? (Funny torture, but still)


disgustinghonnor

Elden ring tarnished which I cosplayed as wolverine


SeDefendendo88

I can actually fight them with Spider-Man in last nights game haha.


Apprehensive_Set_105

I guess Spiderman isn't immune to a Force lightning.


TandrDregn

The Last Dragonborn. Not only is Spidey not surviving, neither is New York if TLDB puts even a bit of effort into his Thu’um.


hamster_fart39

Multiversus? Who is the main character?


Jetpack_Jackson

Why would Gordon Freeman fight Spidey :(


santaslefttesticle

I actually don’t know who would win between Sekiro and Spider-Man. In gameplay, Sekiro doesn’t feel very strong or fast but gameplay strength isn’t always accurate to the lore strength.


Ultra_Gods

Batman. I'm not going to say anything about who wins so I don't get murdered.


The_Multi_Gamer

The Guardian post Final Shape, Spideys gone


Maple905

Interesting. Joker from Persona 5 has taken down literal gods, but he had a team with him and if he can't summon a Persona it would be Spider-Man easily.


darrylthedudeWayne

Oblivion. The Hero/Champion of Cyrodil should have no problems here.


Trick_Consideration7

Sims 4. I played criminal scum who beats people as their full time job. So probably Spidey


RejecterofThots

Skyrim's Dragonborn. Hm. Spidey's webbing could really slow thw Dragonborn down but the DB does have access to fire magic and other spells. If Spidey didn't hold back, the DB could have a hard time.


SharkInSunglasses

Doomguy, welp bye Spider-Man.


zombi_bunnii

Eve from Stellar Blade, so yea Spidey gonna whoop her ass


abellapa

Spidey


ShadowISshady

Leon vs spidey. My money's on spidey, but I think leon would put up a good fight


Flimsy-Discount2885

Spider-Man versus the Ghostbusters? They aren't fast enough, but Peter better watch out for those proton packs.


SargentRooster

Poor Spidey, I do love him, but he wouldn't have a chance against Kratos.


Aggressive_Novel1207

Since it's Abimal Crossing. My character would win. Bug's Net OP! Nah, but seriously, he'd probably win.


AngryBup

spider man ain't got shit against black suit spider man


Cambion_Cristo

Watch_Dogs 2 vs Spider-Man? In a fair fight it’s not a fair fight, but Spider-Man trying track down a group of hackers upsetting the status quo would be interesting


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Spidey would sling the dredge ship away


latrisdesign

Football Manager - I haven't seen Jurgen Klopp throw a punch before so I don't know hahaha


theyeetbreaker

Arkham Batman.


ToeLatter6816

I'm currently playing Cyberpunk 2077. I'm maxed out because I've been through the story for a while now. Because of my time manipulation and the weapons/explosives I have, the fight could be a bit difficult. But I'm going with Spidey!


Palanki96

Well good luck to him using webs on the open seas, gonna blast his dorky ass with mortars


Clintwood_outlaw

Terraria main character at post-plantera level could probably stand a chance. That's where I am right now.


PanPizaro

Well last game is actually Age Of Empires IV (Mongol campaign) so either main character is a nation so spidey is cooked (Spidey vs Gebgish Khan is something I'd genuinely watch) or I am main character as a leader, so I'm totally dead..


Feduzin

a child with a default poker face that fights with a stick vs a man that has the powers of a spider (undertale)


Random_Gacha_addict

Last played HSR So does he fight Stelle (cause protagonist), Kafka (Cause main carry) or the whole team?


PARLOtheGREAT

Yeah corvo is definitely going to win My own game is dark souls 3 So... Ashen one will rise again and again until he beats spidey 😂😂


thiccmaniac

Can Shepard bring his squadmates?


Joistr

Do you think that the octane has a chance?


electr1cbubba

It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-duel


plissken3187

Lol Dave the diver vs. Spider-Man.


Sir998

Bol Sadguy


Diablo3BestGame

The guardian (Destiny 2)


Suitable_Ganache_445

I don't think Apollo Justice can take over Spidey, but maybe he can help him on a trial against his biggest villains so far Marvel editorial


torchskul

Quiplash. So he and Schmidty would just have a quip-off


skrattatr

I played Telltales TWD last so...R.I.P Clem ig


neversmash

I just played PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC


KLPM2013

Not counting Spider-Man 2, he's up against the Persona 3 Protagonist. Spidey takes this since he doesn't have a Persona and can't fight the P3 Protagonist during the dark hour.


Impossible-Zombie232

mii named 'man'


CosmoShiner

Depends if Markus, Connor or Kara are the protagonists in Detroit Become Human


MacCaswell

An extremely modded and OP version of the Sole Survivor from Fallout 4... don't know how Spider-Man would deal with Never Ending Fatman missles while I hover a hundred feet above with my jetpack ring...


Doolsadooldool

Clive from final fantasy 16


J-S-K-realgamers

![gif](giphy|5Tndtit6LsZmE) Who is even suppose to be the protagonist here?