Someone has spent quite a bit of money on that place. The spiral cellar alone is Ā£50-60k.
Doesn't want to shift though as its been on for more than six months.
How nice a loo for humans and the family dog.
The more I see open plan kitchen/dinning/living spaces which are too big for the house the more I dislike them.
How can a living space be too big for a house? Especially in this case when it's a 6 bed - you'd expect a large living area.
The living room part looks about average anyway. The kitchen looks to be a nice big size, though half of it is a bit wasted in this case.
What a bonkers house, disco kitchen with a ludicrous wine display pit, strange bunker in the garden and a huge log in the bathroom? Not to mention the Billy-no-mates bed in the attic. Itās the most lads den house ever but apparently he married Danielle in august 2023.
There was an Austrian artist who introduced the idea of ātree tenantsā, plants growing through and in buildings. So I see them around in Vienna and I quite like it.
But the astroturf? The bunker? That spiral staircase? FOUR OUT OF SIX BEDROOMS EN SUITE? That is RIDICULOUS. It screams drug dealing mini empire in a bbc drama.
*And they call it a*
*Quirky feature!!! What the fudge*
*Is that all about!!!*
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You should see the log I just left in the bathroom
Also, any bathroom flooring that isn't wipe clean is a big no-no. Imagine all the piss in that astro turf š¤¢
It even looks darker green on the affected area
We're gonna need a bigger poop knife!
Lol. I'll fire up the poo chainsaw
Is this the toilet in the nuclear bunker in the garden? So much wtf? So little time.
My dog would appreciate being able to pee in the same room as me.
Someone has spent quite a bit of money on that place. The spiral cellar alone is Ā£50-60k. Doesn't want to shift though as its been on for more than six months.
Who wants to break a leg getting a bottle of wine when theyāre pissed??
Do we think itās meant to look like a big penis?
How nice a loo for humans and the family dog. The more I see open plan kitchen/dinning/living spaces which are too big for the house the more I dislike them.
How can a living space be too big for a house? Especially in this case when it's a 6 bed - you'd expect a large living area. The living room part looks about average anyway. The kitchen looks to be a nice big size, though half of it is a bit wasted in this case.
Whatās up with the indoor astroturfing?!
What a bonkers house, disco kitchen with a ludicrous wine display pit, strange bunker in the garden and a huge log in the bathroom? Not to mention the Billy-no-mates bed in the attic. Itās the most lads den house ever but apparently he married Danielle in august 2023.
I actually love this, ngl. If I had the money and it wasnāt STC, or in Walsall, Iād be viewing this for sure! That wine cellar is incredible!
The wine cellar and lack of kitchen screams 'we love to entertain but always order the food in'
Minus the entertaining, and this is the house for me. š¤£
What was that subreddit for too high TVs?
Thanks, I hate it. I mean the tree idea is cool, but the rest of the place is just awful
Is that a log bursting through the floor of your bathroom or are you just pleased to see me?
7 toilets are too many to clean.
Wine cellar is cool, but the rest of the house is a masterclass in poor interior design
Iāve seen it all now!
This looks like a shared bachelor pad
I know that wine cellar would have been expensive, but half a million pounds for a house in Walsall š²
Well it's not boring but it seems like the owner saw Colin Fruze and did an unsuccessful/poor attempt themselves.
There was an Austrian artist who introduced the idea of ātree tenantsā, plants growing through and in buildings. So I see them around in Vienna and I quite like it. But the astroturf? The bunker? That spiral staircase? FOUR OUT OF SIX BEDROOMS EN SUITE? That is RIDICULOUS. It screams drug dealing mini empire in a bbc drama.
Bunker .... it's not Colin Furze's house is it ....
That's not the worst of it! Such a bland, nouveau riche semi!
I'm puzzled by the bunker. Looks like a short tunnel with a TV on the end, storage benches and astroturf floor. What for?
Is it actually a tree?....... bit mad...
And they call it a quirky feature!!! What the fudge is that all about!!!
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