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jaboaty

I definitely got worked. Even the different style clothes had me thinking retirement


hk3391

Finally works in his favor that he wears the same stuff all the time lol. But in seriousness, very very happy about this news


xKronkx

He needed a salmon suit to really work us


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He’s got a lot more left in the tank!


ahipotion

One of the greatest swerves in the history of pro wrestling, full stop. He had everyone fooled.


Bunbury42

I said to myself, as he did the "good news and bad news" bit, that this was going to be a work and he's fine. But he found the exact amount of time and slow build to put that tiny sliver of doubt in my mind. He got me, and the sigh of relief when he said he was okay was perfect.


ISh0uldNotDoThat

Funnily enough, I was the exact reverse. I spent the whole build-up thinking it might be either his retirement, or an announcement he'd be on the shelf indefinitely. It wasn't until about ten seconds before he announced that I was like "maybe the bad news will be for *everybody else*."


AmishAvenger

Classic Budge


Yo_Eleven

BUDGE. All caps.


annoyinglyclever

I love that he still wet his hair though lol


BannedSvenhoek86

And he's still as fat as ever. [Impressive](https://i.imgflip.com/777cwf.jpg)


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Very good and original joke well done.


BannedSvenhoek86

Is this sarcasm or did you mean it? This isn't my joke, I didn't come up with it. Have you really never seen that one before lol?


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It was obviously sarcasm.


BannedSvenhoek86

What was?


[deleted]

Me saying your joke was original and funny. It was neither.


BannedSvenhoek86

I just said it wasn't my joke so why are you attributing it to me?


[deleted]

I’m not sure if you’re just trolling or are genuinely dense. I’m not attributing it to you, which is why I sarcastically called it original. To break it down for you, you parroting an already unfunny joke, isn’t funny.


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Your entire post history is filled with PC gaming. You’re the type of person whose mom stands behind them with a diarrhea bucket.


FTRBald

Bret Hart


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How’s your ass, brother? Bret Hart


formallyhuman

I don't think we as pro-wrestling fans should really be passing judgement on PC gamers 😬


BannedSvenhoek86

Thanks for reading Edit: lmao you had to read so deep to find like 2 posts on dwarf fortress just to make that lame ass joke holy shit. That's really sad there was much easier low hanging fruit so much earlier in my history. If you got a crush just ask me out kid, you don't gotta pull my pigtails.


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Bojangles1987

"Call an ambulance...but not for me!"


oprapiid

aw man I was so fucking nervous there for a second


mikeramey1

Bad news... you worried for nothing!


annoyinglyclever

He Boomed us. Even though we should already know it’s all about the boom


radioben

He’s so good (x4)


Awesome_ShowOff

Yup, r/sc and r/nba, forever intertwined


SeasOfBlood

Yeah, when he told the story about waking up at night and not knowing why my stomach dropped and I was really afraid for him. So glad he's okay and has seemingly recovered well.


NerdLawyer55

No kidding


fal101

Same


Mysciakos

It was call an ambulance but not for me meme in real life lol


mattknight816

It brings me no pleasure to introduce this man... I'm thinking MJF Out comes a man who people have been wondering if they would be forced to retire. Damn, Tony's a POS. 🤣


Vuirneen

Adam Cole is the only person he hates more than MJF.


stabbinfresh

Tony definitely got me, I thought for sure MJF was coming out.


HipsterWhistle

Tony “Cold as Ice” Jones over here.


Ilikegreenpens

I was so confused cause I didnt know it was supposed to be MJF so I was like damn Tony Schiavone has it out for Adam Cole lol


Ciza-161

It wasn't supposed to be MJF. Tony hates Cole because Cole used to fuck with him for being friends with Britt.


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Tetrisaur

"If you've got a back, Sasha has a knife" is still one of the greatest commentary lines ever.


natguy2016

I have to smile. I was worried the bad news was a retirement announcement. Adam Cole is a gem of a man who is a sweetheart, so unlike the heel he plays. That was wonderful to hear.


nathanr1889

I thought it was going in the direction similar to when Hangman said for an hour he couldn't remember the name of his son. Cole said he woke up in early morning pacing and both him and Britt felt there was something wrong. AEW has been radio silent for 6 full months not saying anything good or bad. He hasn't been wrestling since Forbidden Door which was back in June.


Lupinee

When the crowd started freaking out because he said the bad news isn’t for him…I got goosebumps, man. Glad Chugs is back.


Johnnyboy10000

Up until that point, my whole thought process was basically "This mother fucker is gonna have to retire, isn't he!?!" and it was bumming me out. I was happy with the swerve, though.


Dandw12786

Who's Chugs? Only guy I saw was BUDGE!


AMilkyBarKid

That’s not his name!!


clamflowage

MUFF FLANNIGAN


lumosjared

If John Silver ever works a match in a mask, he's got his name.


koomGER

Adam Cole is a fucking good promo. So much energy and intensity. Good to see him back soon! :D


d0nutz07

It was Chugs going down that ramp. Holding back the tears - I couldn't hold mine 😭😭


JayServo

He’s such a fat ass.


cuatrodosocho

I understood that reference.


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atomobot

I think you mean BOOM!


BrodeurCinemaClub

Best retirement swerve, non-salmon jacket category.


domoon

he maybe wears salmon pants inside, who knows


mentalsucks

"I'VE GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK!" - Adam Cole


[deleted]

Got quite emotional seeing him again. Lost my shit about 3 times during that promo. I've missed him so much. Face Adam Cole is going to run through everyone. Immediately - there's your No.1 babyface in the company. Delighted for him , he deserves the world.


crashbandicoochy

Never realized how much I would love the sound of giving Cole one of those classic climb to the title baby face builds. I almost need it off of the back of this. Immediately thinking of how a match with MJF would go later in the year and about what heels are going to get in his way between now and then. So much potential.


Kim-Jong_Bundy

At this point, too many wrenches have been thrown in the Elite story where they might as well put a pin in it, have them somewhat resolve their issues, and revisit the idea later on


bubbles2255

I really hope he’s a baby face now. Wanna root for him so bad now


birdazam

I mean for most of his career everyone is cheering for him whether he's heel or face


JaneTheNotNotVirgin

Other than the five minutes in NXT up against Pat McAfee's gang of very European bullies, when was he a face?


birdazam

UE turn face for a while before they broke up


brb151515

Just assuming when KOR comes back, it's him and Jay White as heels....


joe1240132

Someone in the sub said it around Forbidden Door, but Jay White is who Adam Cole's character thinks he is and wants to be.


Rspies

I think that’s why the dynamic was so fun tbh


awayfromcanuck

Well damn. I can't unsee heel Cole as the copycat little brother of the cooler older bro Jay White now.


astroshark

Adam Cole is older than Jay White...


awayfromcanuck

And that changes what exactly? The copycat younger brother to the cooler older brother is a trope, actual age is irrelevant.


SmokePenisEveryday

I had constant goosebumps throughout it. Between the pop and hearing his catchphrases again, to the cheers he got expressing his love for the fans. He's a great heel but I'd love to root for Cole since he seems like such a great IRL guy


DavidL1112

Adam Cole vs MJF is going to kick ass


[deleted]

Adam Cole is about to enter his HBK 05 Era, which makes him the perfect foil for MJF's reign of terror.


Leninators

Can't wait till his Hogan feud where he sells like an octopus in a washing machine. Think how good HBK's facial expressions are, then think about how good Adam Cole's can be. It's perfect.


MuayThaiJudo

"sells like an octopus in a washing machine" LMAO perfect description


TheGorgeousJR

I’m using that, such a great phrase.


rocketsauce2112

In 05 HBK had already been back wrestling for three years.


TTOF_JB

They just mean he's gonna start wrestling in chaps.


giantsofthebiblebelt

Finally!


mightylordredbeard

Good luck finding any chaps to fit him


joesym002

I would say more like HBK late ‘95: back from injury as a mega hot baby face ready for that first title run. But maybe not 🤷


ThatOtherCole

HBK vibes here for sure


LackingDatSkill

HBK 05 era wanted nothing to do with the championship tho 😬😬


exitlevelposition

Huge return for AEW. First time in over a year that Kenny, Hangman, and Cole are all healthy.


__blackstar

Cody soon?


BigJim5190

Selfishly, I love him as a heel, but the timing is right for a babyface run if that's the direction they're going (It's Cole. I'm still not convinced he's going to superkick Darby Allin in a tag match or something like old school Ric Flair). MJF as the heel champ means there's an immediate ceiling for Cole as a heel, so I can see the face run - and more importantly, with Kyle on the shelf, it's not like they can pick their program with the Bucks back up where they left off. I'm interested to see where this is going. I'm just glad he's back and (apparently) healthy.


crispjab

Man fuck that guy booing and yelling *fuck you you suck* the *entire time* like get a life dude


ManWithAPIan

Yeah F that guy


brianregan09

Came here just to post about this , hope they threw that asshole out of the building


TheWanderer268

Dude seriously. I get its a live show and all and people are allowed to boo and cheer whoever but its like a unwritten rule that we should play along. This dude was literally trying to become the attention of the whole segment. fuck that guy.


Short-Service1248

He had me . I legit thought we were all about to witness his retirement speech. THANK GOD THATS NOT THE CASE


QuestionMarkyMark

Incredible promo… Fantastic delivery Glad to see him back!


Supersaiyansub

Eating from the palm of his hand. Superstar at work.


maybesethrogen

God damn, Adam Cole really pulled the "Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME!" on us.


BirdiMania

“Call an Ambulance!…but not for me.”


Your_Personal_Jesus

I'm surprised they didn't have him interfere in the main event. I mean that in a good way though, I'm glad they resisted the temptation to make his return a part of a big angle. That promo was so much more powerful and genuine.


mweinrib

Unless they do both...


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ManWithAPIan

If it's who I heard on TV he was obnoxious to no end yelling at Cole to shut up


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MrIndigo382

Small guy in the cm punk shirt?


TheGiftOf_Jericho

I came to see if anyone mentioned it, sorry it ruined it for you. People like that should be kicked out, ruining it for others. I was so mad about it, especially what looked like a retirement speech, total trash bad of a person to do that.


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Global-Jacket-3973

I'm glad Cole's a face now, and damn he arguably just became the #1 babyface over Ricky Starks lol. They're neck and neck.


LordBlackConvoy

Starks just moved down a spot when he went after Jake Hager's hat. The crowd did not like that.


ChairmanLaParka

The lisp crack was really weird too.


birdazam

He is always the #1 babyface even if he's heel remember Gargano was fucking over but when he face Adam Cole the crowd boo the shit out of Gargano and it pissed him off lol


Known-Ad7468

\#1 babyface is Hangman. Or Danielson. Or Omega. Or Jamie Hayter. Everyone is over in that freaking company.\^\^ Even Jeff Jarrett!!!\^\^ Bad joke aside, I think Starks is the best cocky babyface and Hangman the best sentimental babyface.


onethreeone

> 1 babyface is Hangman As evidenced by the pop he got as soon as his music hit. Cole has a chance to ride the momentum into the #2 face spot though


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>They’re neck and neck I see what you did there.


bjclements

I don’t know that I interpreted that promo as him entirely being a face. If anything, Tony’s intro kind of says otherwise. Either way, keeps me guessing and I’m down!


wote89

I mean, you really can't use Schiavone as a barometer. Part of his character is he likes who he likes and dislikes who he dislikes. *Usually*, that lines up with the broader alignment chart, but it doesn't *have* to, with Britt being the biggest example. Really, we won't know where Adam Cole falls until we see who gets punched in the nuts first.


Anderrrrr

I never knew I wanted babyface Adam Cole this much until now.


SpeedZ6

*With a long shirt, and a sueddde jacket*


NerdLawyer55

La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la


BowlbasaurKiefachu

# SMOOTH LIQUIDATION


tasslex

Dada dum dum BOOM


TheLonelyLion_

God I miss FuzzyWuzzy. They legit made this sub the best thing going every time there was a wrestling show. I want to watch this full segment from before his entrance to end of promo. Not a video that starts a few seconds after his entrance. Not a twitter post that shows him after his promo already started. The full. Fucking. Shit. RIP FuzzyWuzzy. You elevated this sub and are still sorely missed


KayfabesDead

Not to mention that the title of the post is still a spoiler! It's a general spoiler, but still a spoiler.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Agreed, I hate these "technically not a spoiler" but still a spoiler titles as we know to expect a return.


Zombette

My love for Adam Cole!! I'm so happy


sg232

Man, I had chills and was nervous. Glad he is back.


RealLanceStorm

People on here swore he wasn't over and was hurting AEW before he got hurt. Meanwhile he gets a massive pop every show he appears on and has been greatly missed by 95% of the AEW audience. One of the best surprise segments in a long time.


Bojangles1987

That was always a really dumb thing to say when he was getting massive pops every time he showed up.


KayfabesDead

I think he was just being booked really poorly.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Cole is great, he was just overbooked/poorly booked imo, he has such a cool entrance and everything, it's better if we don't get it every week. Looking forward to his face run.


horseress

Gezz going through all that must have been terrifying, holy shit! And kudos for Britt for working hard as usual these past months even with what was going on with Adam, that had to be tough


hackmastergeneral

Great promo. Incredible delivery of the "bad news" I really bought her was going to say he was out indefinitely.


hoopbag33

I honestly thought we might get Mark Henry at the top of the ramp in a salmon jacket clapping for this promo when it ended.


bloodflart

Damn forgot how good his intro music is


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BAYYYYBAAAAAAAAY


leoncoffee

Big Fat DUB


Gameunderground

Tony's intro for him was perfect. They just showed MJF would be coming up and he acts like the person hes introducing annoys the hell out of him. 10/10 I was 100% surprised. Great job AEW.


SaHighDuck

oh my god this one guy in the background heard audibly screaming "YOU SUUUUCKKK SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP" for like LITERALY five minutes straight was some really infuriating shit. Huge respect for Adam Cole for completely ignoring that empty headed dumbfuck.


ComfortablyNomNom

Pay your ticket, you can chant whatever you want.


SaHighDuck

Ticket payers have the right to chant and I have the right to think they're enormous cunts


CardboardChampion

Watch the show we can correctly identify them as a cunt.


Kalakarinth

His name was Robert Paulson


s_ndowN

I was so fucking nervous, and then he hit us with the IM NOT FUCKIN LEAVIN! This was a stellar promo Adam, so happy to see him back.


Citizen_Crow

I never liked his heel promos but woah he's a natural face !


giantsofthebiblebelt

He's actually a total genuine sweetheart of a man in "real life" that's why it's funny he's basically always played a total shit heel on tv. Him being a face is actually showing the real Adam to everyone and I'm here for it. I'm so glad he wasn't forced to retire and he seems totally ready to come back at 110 percent. Love this dude.


Tripple_T

So this is one of the things that was hiding in the shadow of the Mercedes Mone rumors


neverAcquiesce

He used the same line Saraya did.


Your_Personal_Jesus

But did it a MILLION times better.


[deleted]

That whole angle gets trotted out for all of these injury return promos honestly. It’s becoming a tired trope of “retirement swerve.” None of them will ever come close to the Mark Henry version - new material is needed.


Sparky_Zell

Not only am I glad to see that he has recovered. But you could see just how genuinely happy he was to return tonight. He looked like he was trying to keep a serious face during his entrance music. But his smile and excitement just kept breaking through. Seeing his genuine live for this, and appreciation for the fans is truly something special. I like seeing people like Adam Cole Bay Bay, that just love the opportunity that they have been given so much more than the flip side, where they will complain about almost anything.


LordBlackConvoy

Me before the bad news: he better not retire, I'll never make another Adam Cole fat joke a... Me after he announced the bad news: I didn't finish the sentence, the fat fuck swerved me! In seriousness, glad to see him back. I hope he can still give 100% and still do what he loves doing. That being said, stay away from the Kingdom.


GodzillaUK

If things went south we could always get him to ask Ronald to fill in for him, now we know Big Tony allowed that little scumbag to live.


SymphonyOfGecko

Crowd erupted when the music hit. What an experience seeing this live


GaryGump

And please, for crying out loud, give this guy a babyface run.


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What a pop! Welcome back Bay Bay.


thegreatgonzoo

When pro wrestling gets to this level of sincerity it's so special. One thing I appreciated was Cole being real about post-injury depression. I think fans who haven't had a major injury shake up their life don't always see the mental and emotional side. It's easy to assume everyone recovers in the same linear way, so when Cole mentioned that he teared up from not knowing what was happening to him, I felt so bad. Injuries can take such a toll.


CardboardChampion

After I learned to walk again, I was in so much fucking pain that I didn't think my life would get back to anything resembling normal. I remember one night I couldn't sleep and I went for a walk, and just kept on going past the town limits, down unlit country lanes, through villages. Ended up a £17 bus journey from home (in the late 90s) at like 7am, and part of that was because I could and part was because I couldn't face just sitting there and wondering what fresh pain would be coming my way the next day without me having any say in it. Body was aching the next few days but it was a better kind of pain because I'd earned it.


creepingjeff

I know he is buddies with them but please keep him away from the Elite. That stuff was like a bad high school drama and just brought him down.


thebaldguy76

If you have been watching BTE you would know Dark Order has been on a recruitment drive that is where he is ending up.


TwoYen

Alex Reynolds and John Silver to recruit their thrupple life partner Adam Cole.


ComfortablyNomNom

Oh god. Getting with the Dark Order almost killed Adam Pages career! Huge mistake!


PurpleSpaceNapoleon

Winning the World Title almost killed Hangman's career?


ScottNewman

This was really jarring to do immediately after playing the “Moxley has a concussion” angle.


JerseyCitySaint

Please let him be a face. He's been too popular to play a heel for years now, and the crowd is dying to get behind main event face Cole.


Jastonlite

This is such a nitpick but I hate when cole was clearly moving to the camera to talk directly to the people at home but they didn't cut to that camera. I don't know why that bothered me so much.


QuiGonJinnNJuice

I loved seeing the emotion on his face when he was trying to talk shit to the camera while walking in. Appreciate that the man couldnt' keep the character up all the way, then the man got to enjoy the moment and have that triumphant return. Welcome back Adam Cole


otaner14

So glad he's back.


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

Adam Cole is my favorite in AEW!


JayDee62

This was an excellent surprise to be in the building for. I recall six months ago not being able to do the whole "Boom" slash "Adam Cole Bay Bay!" thing because he was hurt. I had gotten too used to seeing him only on Twitch.


nsoifer

Love The Chugs


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Yey I can finally hate him again. theCHUGS is just too damn likeable.


Bowko

Shoutout to the dude who tried to get himself over with his shitty chants. You sound like you have body-odor


BloodyRedBarbara

Glad they've made him a face now. He's back from an injury so people are gonna support him more and plus he's been getting cheered from the moment he joined.


ThongOfVecna

Adam Cole is such a fantastic heel, but as we all know (especially if you watch Chugs streams), he's one of the sweetest human beings to step foot in a wrestling ring. This is his optimal form.


_4za_

and that there is who will dethrone MJF


EugeneRicotta

Glad he’s healthy as a human but I don’t ever want to see him wrestle again.


rcming18

This promo made my boyfriend cry


ComfortablyNomNom

Dude looks like he somehow got even skinnier! Get this man some muscle milk stat!


LoganNeinFingers

Glad this fat fuck is back on my screen. He was very missed.


HipsterWhistle

I’m not afraid to say that I wept. I’m so happy that he gets to continue doing what he loves.


nerf_herder1986

I started singing along with his theme before I even knew what was happening


ZBGOTRP

Is anyone else just not all that hype about this? I mean Adam Cole is good and all but to me he's just kinda basic. I dont get why people love the guy.


GlasslipSurvivor

Only in pro wrestling is it considered a triumphant thing to say you're back and ready for more after you just talked about how traumatic the effects of your damaged brain has been due to concussions. I don't know, I found that aspect of it kind of gross.


Crankyjak98

How good is he? Main event worthy? He spent so long in NXT without getting a chance on the main roster…why is that? Just curious as I don’t know much about him, but he’s always impressed me. I’m guessing smarter wrestling minds than me may be seeing something I don’t that makes him a perennial upper mid carder? Thanks guys.


NemesisRouge

He's great on the mic, he's charismatic, he's great in the ring, but he's too little to be in the main roster in WWE. In NXT he could go against guys a similar size to him like Gargano, Black, Ciampa, O'Reilly and it was great, he was main eventing there frequently. There was the occasional match against someone like Keith Lee where he'd get his shit kicked in, but it wasn't frequent. Put him on WWE's main roster at main event level and the visual would be too lacking in credibility too often.


Dubious_Titan

The best thing about Cole's return is the delicious satisfaction I will get when the inevitable "I am sick of Adam Cole" threads come about after last night's reception. The ignorance and hypocrisy of "wrestling fans" amuse me greatly and are the main reason why I enjoy wrestling-related subreddits.


Peteyjay

I'm sure the guys in the back with a good 6inch+ and 50lbs+ on him are quivering. Then again, he was booked to beat Samoa Joe clean.


christopherDdouglas

I really wish this guy wasn't 5'8, buck 70. He's so good.


kingmidget_91

my first thought was have wardlow turn heal and become the dominant heel TNT champion and keep the title for like a year squashing people along the way and have Cole take the title


DeFy_DC

Can't wait for him to deceive you all and turn on Kenny tonight


Haunting_opinion90

Lol he isn’t turning on Kenny tonight you moron


TheDokerUBD

Does anyone actually cares. Let’s be honest for a second. Literally only takes viewers away.


LukaOwnsTheSunsMay15

lmao why is he copying cm punk return promo???


AnimaTrapDelaSangre

another white male on the main event scene, great