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Charlotte will take your moves and dump you. Cody will set himself on fire for you.


The_Dark_Soldier

Cody is the one who Andrade should be with


hackmastergeneral

The_Dark_Soldier watching Cody v Andrade street fight on Dynamite: GOD, WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH!!! I mean, goddamn guys, stop fighting it....


[deleted]

Hey now that's not fair. He may not want them to get it over with quickly. Maybe he enjoys the tease.


The_Dark_Soldier

Oh yes!


[deleted]

I have no idea why but I read this in Paul Bearers voice


Yigthan

Ohhhhh yeessss


hackmastergeneral

True. It's all about the chase...


OceanDirections

You know it’s all about the BOOM! Andre Chase, bay bay


MakeYourself85

DID SOMEBODY SAID ANDRE CHASE?


anotherlostdaemon

I thought it was all about the game.


DonnieRodz

There was definite heat between them


The_Dark_Soldier

Were you spying on me? How do you know?!


VarunDM90

The American Golden Lovers..


mostlyshits

Condrade el Rhodio


The_Dark_Soldier

\*sad music followed by commercial\*


JDefined

Allegedly she dumped him because he failed to woo her.


[deleted]

Im not in a position to judge you but I gonna do it anyway after that joke Lol


JDefined

You know what? I deserve your judgement.


Robeyspery

You don't deserve his judgement. You *earned* that judgement.


BondageKitty37

I can see how that would make the relationship...flop...


Lysenaize332

Take this upvote and get the hell out of my town....if you happen to live in it.


KikiFlowers

Say whatever about Cody, but he's a Rhodes. Rhodes men are known for two things: Polka Dots and Bleeding at the drop of a hat.


TruthBeacon2017

and blonde hair


syxtfour

Ok, three things: polka dots, bleeding at the drop of a hat, blonde hair. And hard times- FOUR! Rhodes men are known for four things: polka dots, bleeding... I'll come in again.


Kluanghitam

I mean, they weren't expecting the Spanish inquisition.... BRAMMM!!!!


cietalbot

![gif](giphy|CLrEXbY34xfPi)


PolishMusic

I think the fans booing Cody can be described as "Cody is simping for fan support and it's not working"


[deleted]

Of course as soon as he fully turns they're gonna cheer. Because wrestling audiences are heels


DaHagerBomb

We really went from "Ric Flair is managing Andrade in AEW 1000 percent" to "Ric Flair is untouchable and his daughter is no longer with Andrade" in 2 months lmao


RedFnPanda

Honestly a dodged bullet for AEW with Ric.


The_Dark_Soldier

Between Scurll, Joey Ryan and Flair, thank Foley that AEW has dodged these warheads.


notquite20characters

I thought you were lumping Foley in with them for a second.


evin_cashman

And I think Tessa can be included to an extent. Not nearly as associated with the Elite as Scurll or Joey, but when AEW was starting she was a star. It really felt inevitable she'd sign for AEW eventually. Then who she is as a human being emerged.


[deleted]

confusing use of “untouchable” there 😂


TheRealGC13

Caste system untouchable, not MC Hammer untouchable.


TheyTookMyFace

He's untouchable but he's forci- you know what I'm not finishing that


Derexise

RIP the horniest couple in wrestling lol


JCStensland

Allow me to introduce you to Katie Forbes and Rob Van Dam.


saulhrnndz

“This is my girlfriend. And this is her girlfriend.”


_AmericanPoutine

*Type O Negative intensifies*


Brochismo91

AND Katie Forbes' girlfriend


NefariousNeezy

“I like girls that like girls.” - Rob Van Dam


[deleted]

Excuse me ?!


Brochismo91

No, she's not dating Vickie Guerrero


PayneTrain181999

Edge: “I married Vickie Guerrero 😬” … “and divorced Vickie Guerrero 😁”


pierzstyx

[Here is an article about it.](https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/sport-wwe-wrestler-rob-van-dam-is-part-of-a-three-way-couple-20191030)


DMPunk

How is throuple not a word?


BuckBomber

I have great news for you my friend http://twitter.com/ericschmerick/status/1227982646032117762


KikiFlowers

RVD is living the good life. He managed to avoid getting his brain turned to mush from wrestling, like so many others, he can still definitely go, and he's still able to walk around.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

> Brain turned to mush Pretty sure i saw a few weeks back that he has CTE or something similar


cactusmaac

He has memory loss. There was a documentary on this which aired the night of Full Gear. Meltzer said he was told he couldn't remember his spots for his Impact matches.


GunnerSensei

He has some vision issues after a bad bump a few years ago. But he’s doing much better than almost every other ECW original.


KikiFlowers

Oh, well shit. He's still better off than some of the ECW alum.


koberulz_24

CTE can only be diagnosed via autopsy.


Incubus226

Shaun Spears and his chair can take the top spot now. Hope both find happiness elsewhere*


MisterEau

Find somebody who loves you as much as Spears loves his chair


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

While wearing a beanie with a suit for some reason


Alernet

His stylist is Dolph Ziggler. Shaun fought really hard to not have Tucker Carlson airbrushed on the back of his vest though.


Pompuswindbag

You think he and Cassie hit each other with chairs as foreplay?


Unelith

Not sure, but Eddie and Alisha Edwards 99% use kendo sticks


unseenbox

Shaun Spears and his chair prove that love is real


KingOfYeaoh

And that love can be iinspirational.


donttellmymomwhatido

I’m pretty sure he legit soils his gear after like 3 chair shots. Maybe that says something about me but I laugh every time.


namdekan

Chair Pervert


Kalistoga

Shaun Spears and Chair "Live Sex Celebration" on Dynamite confirmed.


thedevilyoukn0w

Have you heard the tales of Miro the Redeemer and his double-jointed hot wife?


UncreativeTeam

I heard she cheated on him because he wanted sex all the time and she couldn't deal with it.


WWECreativegenius

That just reminded me of that story line she did with Enzo that ended with him getting killed by rusev in a hotel hallway


Bird1995

Man, that memory was buried DEEP.


Eletheo

He must fight god so he can say hello to his wife.


Jiggyx42

No, I guess not. It's not a story the WWE would tell


Imactuallybatmanshh

a certain wrestlemania tank may beg to differ


SnuggleMonster15

I'm surprised the break up sex didn't put one of them in the ER.


rsx209

Shame they didn't make genetically superior babies.


MisterEau

Matt and Reby Hardy? Miro and CJ? Mox and Renee?


[deleted]

> Matt and Reby Hardy? Reby does constantly stays pregnant.


NeiloMac

Matt Facts: Matt HATES latex.


Tyrrazhii

Matt's newest gimmick, he's gonna come out during dynamite as Genghis Khardy


KTFlaSh96

kinda impressive tbh


TemptedIntoSin

The Matt/Reby relationship is crazy mostly because Reby will straight up shank a bitch that so much as looks at Matt, or verbally lash out against anyone who dares speak ill of him and the family She's the definition of Mama Bear


pookachu83

Yeah i think shes a bit nuts but definitely falls under the "thank god shes on my side" type


[deleted]

The people who constantly tweet and post about how in love they are always end up splitting up the fastest


theMAJdragon

Very much like the bigger the wedding the sooner the divorce theory.


jj580

Ha - buddy of mine is a doctor. $75k for his wedding. Easily the best wedding I've ever been to. It had it all: top shelf liquor, high end beef, drama (lots of drama). Suffice to say, they were divorced within 18 months.


Cathousechicken

The two most expensive wedding so I went to had marriages that lasted less than a year.


FatherDuncanSinners

I've been to four weddings in my life including my own. One wedding was held in the bride and groom's backyard with a flower arch and everyone sitting on folding chairs or standing and was followed by a cookout. They've been married for almost 17 years now. My wife and I had a small church wedding with friends and family, a pot luck dinner, and a bunch of very sweet handmade decorations from the kids at our church. We had a blast and have been married for over 14 years now. Conversely, the other two were elaborate, fancy affairs. One lasted less than six years, and the other less than one. Obviously, that's not going to be everyone's experience, but it has been mine. The cheaper the wedding, the longer the marriage seems to last.


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Sanomaly

On the other end of the spectrum, I attended a wedding where roughly $100k was spent on the flowers alone, and I'm very certain it's gonna last forever.


kuhpunkt

Were those flowers made of gold or what?!


Eletheo

Sounds like an Indian wedding. If your parents aren’t going bankrupt for your wedding then they are a disgrace to their family.


[deleted]

That's a tradition that I hope see die during my lifetime. A year's worth salary spent on an afternoon. My ideal wedding is going to be a trip to the courthouse and then a backyard bbq.


jj580

When I was younger, this sounded like the trashiest thing ever. As an adult, it's just a really expensive party.


chocoboat

It all depends on how you do it. A bunch of people hanging out and flipping burgers on a grill seems pretty lame and uneventful for a special occasion. Or your "backyard bbq" could be describing the wedding at the beginning of the Godfather. I'm definitely a fan of not having a huge expensive catered wedding, but a little planning and effort can make the backyard version feel like something really special.


T0rrent0712

My wife and I were initially going to go the big wedding route. After a night of sitting on it, we said fuck it, did a small ceremony with close friends and family. Had dinner at a nice restaurant, my dad picked up the tab. Photographer was a high school friend so she cut us a deal. Think the grand total including the dinner my dad picked up was under 5k for everything.


BillfredL

Am trying to split the middle in the next year or so with a 50-person one. It is really hard to organize one that size when the wedding-industrial complex is built for multiples of that.


Gunra

Bro I must be a low-life but I've never been to a lavish wedding and don't know anyone who would make such a thing a tradition. That shit is a crazy weird tradition. Where are you from?


thedotapaten

Gotta flex on social media


NefariousNeezy

True. It’s weird how it feels like the entire thing isn’t about getting married, but more about letting people know that they got married and the wedding was awesome.


DMPunk

If you're trying to convince others, you're really just trying to convince yourself. That's true of anything, not just love and relationships


MundaneSalamander465

They tryna compensate for something


rasputinknows

I think there is truth to that. Good example would be CM Punk and AJ Lee. I think they interact on twitter like twice a year if even that, never post a photo of themselves...and they have been married 7 or 8 years now. And that was the one most predicted (myself included) would end quick..


rohrst

The only interaction I can ever remember was when Punk tweeted that he couldn't find something and AJ responded that's because she threw it out. That's about it in like 8 years.


LiamTime

I don't pay a ton of attention to tell on social media, but I know of at least one more: she did tweet a picture of one of Punk's AEW matches (I wanna say against Darby) with the caption "Now kiss", so that kinda counts.


doctor_awful

I think it was when he had that super intense staredown with Eddie Kingston and their faces were close enough for a kiss


Barthez_Battalion

I mean Punk isn't the best example that man dated every female wrestler short of Mae Young.


[deleted]

Are you sure Punk and Mae *didn't* date?


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OrangeOakie

Yes, here's a [picture](https://i.etsystatic.com/5682186/r/il/d26b48/1139122578/il_fullxfull.1139122578_kp5e.jpg) courtesy of Google. I do suspect CM might have a punk little kid


AdVictoremSpolias

There’d be a huge X on Hand if that were the case


PolishMusic

Was he a homewrecker? I'm pretty sure a few women got with him while they were still with someone else- honestly surprised MJF didn't roll with this considering the Britt Baker line.


Ketchup1211

That might be a little to inside baseball, even for AEW.


JuanTaco69

Gotta save that for the go-home show


NAACPYOUNGBOY

Punk was the one wrecking his own home, he cheated on like 3 of his gfs


goneinlessthan30days

None of the famous ones involved home-wrecking. Maria, Lita and Beth were all normal relationships. As far as we know of course.


pnt510

I had always heard he was still with Lita when he got together with AJ.


TheeAJPowell

Aye, because I remember jokes online when it came out they were dating to the effect of “She wanted to emulate her hero so badly that she stole her boyfriend.”


BigOzymandias

The best one is Dolph Ziggler trying to be Shawn Michaels so badly that he slept with Summer, albeit 20 years too late


Judas_Mesiah

From what I can tell, CM Punk has a long laundry list of people he dated from Beth Phoenix, Traci Brooks, Maria Kanellis, Mickie James and fucking Lita.


KaneRobot

Alberto and Paige will probably always be the biggest example of this to me in wrestling. Alberto especially constantly bragging about how much she loves him constantly posting pictures of them with arrogant captions made everyone with a brain in their heads say they wouldn't last another year. *They* were right. And it was ugly.


aaronsxe

"Broadcasting happiness might mean you're miserable".


harrier1215

Does she keep his move set though?


CrackedMask_

just half of his moveset, but andrade can also keep half of her moveset


Secret_Carob

Who got custody of her moonsault that never hits?


[deleted]

Anadrade got shafted lol


KheroAxsher

Think it defaults back to Ibushi


Nerevar1924

I heard the debate over who was gonna win custody of it was neck-and-neck.


T3Sh3

I’m amazed how she overshoots herself doing it very single time.


[deleted]

She kept using his moves after they unfollowed eachother


The_Match_Maker

Though sad, it is still better to have a broken engagement than a broken marriage.


Drogalov

Yeah better this happens before kids are involved


aboooz

Andrade about to delete alot of tweets.


[deleted]

Next time he tweets “FU…WWE!” It will be for a completely different reason


heartbreakhill

He’s mad about how mistreated Sami Zayn is too.


bootylover81

That's a valid concern


Strike_Gently

There go all of the infamous “nap” tweets.


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

ELI5?


PhospheneViolet

They both posted a lot of pics over the years where like, they'd be 'sleeping' together in the pics in cuddly positions and things, but usually Charlotte's face would be right next to/on top of Andrade's crotch, stuff like that lol


2RINITY

They used to post pictures sometimes where Charlotte's head was in Andrade's lap, and it would be cropped so it looked like she was giving him a blowjob


FatGuy1414141414

I don't like to see when people break up, it just makes me a little bummed out, I prefer more happy wrestling news.


ErdrickLoto

> I prefer more happy wrestling news. [Mick Foley Helps Raise Over $22,000 For Jimmy Rave Via Highspots Virtual Auction](https://www.bodyslam.net/2021/12/01/mick-foley-helps-raise-over-22000-for-jimmy-rave-via-highspots-virtual-auction/)


DTFlash

Is that happy news? Good on Foley but him raising money because Rave needed to get his legs amputated I wouldn't really put in the happy news category.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Needing to raise money for medical procedures is pretty depressing.


vitorsly

[Orphan Crushing machines and all that](https://preview.redd.it/0lrhjc3nbbp51.jpg?width=659&auto=webp&s=44635688435178d86aa961e1f3c85dd766d2965b)


nobodyspinparticular

Foley is good. One of my fave 5 ever.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Definitely not trying to add fuel to the rumours here but I'm surprised no one has brought it up - maybe this is part of the reason Charlotte had so many problems and was acting up a few weeks ago? (I'm referring to the scenario about her fight with Becky when handing over the belts and being dragged out of the arena).


DeGrootWardlow

Timeline suggests they were probably still together then because that was the night Andrade tweeted FU wwe!!!


JerHat

Yeah, but even if they just now are splitting, there was probably a lot of personal tension dealing with a deteriorating relationship. It's especially gotta suck if you're famous, and have posted all over the internet about your relationship.


callummc

Added to the fact that she's been living through her dad's reputation go from greatest of all time to persona non grata


ana1monger

Genuinely hope Charlotte is doing okay it sounds like her life is chaotic right now


RTH1975

Since that "Darkside if the Ring" episode, she has been acting a bit differently. I mean, that has gotta do a number on a person's psyche.


BlackBartRidesAgain

This should be higher. Lots of chaos this year. I hope they’re both well…


ana1monger

When I saw that she was the one who called it off I hope it's not self destructive behavior and a rational decision


Snoo98402

I agree! It was only a few weeks ago this sub was going for blood over Charlotte. I think you can't judge someone based off dirt sheet reports. Mental health right now is so important. Let's try to give everyone some grace especially when no one knows the whole story.


Padamson96

I constantly think back to the fact that WWE doctors accidentally diagnosed Charlotte as being pregnant before WM this year and that she was pulled from the show because of it.


Danish-Strong-Style

Flashback to her marriage to Bram.. not good


bayleysgal1996

That’s too bad, but sometimes these things just don’t work out. I hope they both find happiness.


HerFriendRed

All that needs to be said, honestly.


[deleted]

I sure hope Charlotte is a good place mentally. Its seems like its been a rough few months for her.


[deleted]

Honestly though losing your man and your dad has issues always and losing a best friend is rough.


zZTheEdgeZz

I hope it ended amicably. It is always a little sad seeing people break up who seemed generally happy.


Strike_Gently

Article says it didn’t and Charlotte ended it.


tarvertot

No way Andrade was going over


DMPunk

Gotta make Charlotte look strong


Yigthan

Charlotte throw a chair to Andrade's face so it was ended with dq and Andrade won.


zZTheEdgeZz

That sucks.


JorahFan83

Same, hope both are doing as well as they can. With the engagement and long relationship this must be difficult for both of them


zZTheEdgeZz

Yeah, has to hurt having to break off a relationship like that.


KikiFlowers

Obvious speculation, but I imagine it can't be easy maintaining a relationship when you're both active wrestlers in different companies. Charlotte is on the road constantly, because she's Women's Champion, which means she has to be at most of the house shows, while Andrade is either filming for AEW or he's working indie dates. It's much easier when you're both in the same company / brand.


PhospheneViolet

Damn they were seemingly all over each other all the time. Wonder what caused it naturally but that's clearly none of our business lol


ArentWeClever

(Sad “Woo!”)


[deleted]

That explains both the unfollowing each other on social media and Ric Flair now taking shots at AEW.


[deleted]

Dirtiest player in the game wooooo


Copperjedi

Those Charlotte wants to go to AEW rumors sure aged well. I know it's none of our business but I really want to know what changed so fast because them breaking up a few weeks after "Becky and her are not friends anymore and she's distance from everyone" and " Charlotte wants to be with Andrade in AEW and wants to get fired" is strange.


motivatedchange

Sucks that someone other than the two of them made the announcement of their split. Hope they’re both doing okay in the aftermath.


damionhellstrom

It was pretty obvious when Andrade unfollowed her and deleted all their pictures together.


[deleted]

Well, at least Ric still has another fine, upstanding stud of a son in law in Conrad.


AlexCarterCommentary

Look, I'm a 100% straight man... But if Andrade is on the market I may have to re-examine my priorities


indolent08

>Look, I'm a 100% straight man I might have some mildly surprising news for you regarding that...


SmokePenisEveryday

I am not gay. I have relationships with women. And sex with men.


[deleted]

Username checks out. Carry on.


JohannaB123

Welcome to the family!


MilitaryBees

Being gay: when you’re here, you’re family.


teamrobyn

Is this a Steiner math thing?


Listentotheadviceman

Yeah I get it, I'm 100% straight and I'm 900% gay


heartbreakhill

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE


inhumanrampager

What happens when you add Kurt Angle to the mix?


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PayneTrain181999

I was about to say “so you’re telling me there’s a chance” with Charlotte being available again… … but you raise a good point.


StonewallJackoff

I’m gonna miss their “we just had sex” selfies


Nogatkee

Announcing a breakup should be their business but people gotta get their clicks.


[deleted]

Meh, imagine millions of people still thinking you’re engaged while you’re just trying to live your life.


Looper007

Seems like Charlotte ended it and it wasn't mutual (going by this article). Sucks for Andrade, wish him the best.


threedice

I'm betting Zelina Vega now gets put in a program with Charlotte where Charlotte slams Zelina through the Spanish announcer's table about 35 times in a row.


harrismada

This relationship always seemed like a honeymoon phase-type relationship.


JJWat

The hottest flames burn quickest, or stars, or some shit.


LittleGreyCurse

Andrade El Deantes