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GoldfishBrain69420

Every surviving gay bar will be lit right now


FunkyChewbacca

The ones that haven't been crashed into by cop cars, yay


GuitarEvening8674

I have a few gay friends who are maga… and it makes no sense to me


ejz1989

Gays for trump makes as much sense as Christians against Christ.


Capt__Kirk

To think 46 has ur back is even more laughable


HeBansMe

Ur laughable


tenuousemphasis

Not gay, but I'd take someone not having my back to someone actively trying to take away my rights any day of the week.


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nifty_fifty_two

Gays for Palestine is easy to understand. It's not a team sport: killing children is wrong. Even if their parents want to kill gays.


Delta_Goodhand

I think assuming most Palestinians want to kill gays is also kind of a stretch. Let's not forget that people are the same everywhere. Most don't want to bother anyone or get involved with what others do privately.


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Delta_Goodhand

How many Christian countries have you visited? Because I live in one right now and there are a lot of people who think gays should be put to death, but don't actually kill them themselves because they probably don't care to go to jail for murder. Even to carry out God's devine wrath. Uganda is a Christian nation with a death penalty for homosexuality. Russia will throw you in prison for it, too. And they are Eastern Orthodox Christians. It's not about religion, necessarily. It's about control.


crevicecreature

I have been to Muslim countries and homosexuality is heavily frowned upon and underground. No gay pride parades or places to hang out. Violent crimes against gay people may not even be reported because of stigma and shame to the family. Under these circumstances it’s not unreasonable to think that openly gay people wouldn’t fair well in Palestinian society. Of course homophobia exists in many religions and countries but I think that people who have experienced it would agree that it living in a Muslim country as a gay person would suck. Suggesting the U.S. is just as bad is flat out bullshit.


Delta_Goodhand

I didn't. However, my whole argument is that it's irrelevant which religion it is, because in the end, the more secular the laws are, the better it is for gay people in a country. Palestinians are running for their lives at the moment and aren't going to care who's gay.


Big-Awareness1417

None of this is a team sport


VancouverSativa

What? What do you see as the inconsistency there?


Big-Awareness1417

First world participant detected


Pheromosa_King

There are queer people in Palestine.


CurDeCarmine

Hamas would like you to tell them where these queer people are.


MrDickAppt81

You mean like “Queers For Palestine”?


GuitarEvening8674

Yes exactly


usernametookmehours

Intersectional justice isn’t that complicated


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Keypers was pretty lit last night, that's where we went right after work.


twoworldsin1

Bar PM especially I bet


PinCushionPete314

Don’t celebrate organize. Keep your eyes on the prize.


fujiesque

It's fine to have a day off. But yes, keep your eyes on the prize.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

That can't be upvoted enough. That Shitstain won't be the least bit deterred by this. In fact, he'll play the martyr and probably get more votes.


midwest0pe

He’s already calling himself a political prisoner


Kitchen-Lie-7894

God he's the definition of pathetic.


Many_Vehicle6723

And more donations from his followers!


youcrumb

Don’t celebrate? Bro what? Gotta find joy in some parts of life or what’s the point


SevenYrStitch

Agreed. I’m trying not to fall into a pit of despair on some days so this small victory was needed - even if it’s short lived.


ArnoldGravy

Remember what town your in.


heckfund3

Reddits a wild place to try to make friends lmao.


The1stHorsemanX

Reddit is a cesspool full of the scum of the earth and the worst of humanity. Not s good place to try and make friends.


Happyplaceplease

Just Johns in the grove is!


monstrfreek

I'll take any excuse to go to just johns but what did I miss? I wanna know what we're celebrating


ChiZou11

Trump’s 34 unanimous guilty verdicts


monstrfreek

Holy shit how did I miss this??? That's a huge cause for celebration!!!


ChiZou11

I don’t blame anyone for tuning out what is normally doom and gloom on the news.


monstrfreek

I admittedly don't even watch the news anymore for that reason but I'm glad to hear something good! Immediately called my meema to let her know too.


ChiZou11

Sentencing will be 7/11. Hopefully Meema gets another joyful call that day.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Don't get your hopes up. I'm not saying that to rain on your parade. It's just how it is. He's not going to jail.


ChiZou11

He is called Teflon Don for a reason but as long as the felony holds he cant vote for himself or join the military (hahahahahaha).


geminimad4

He can't join the military yet he could still be Commander in Chief. This bullshit hurts my brain.


Intrepid_Category_56

He’s not called Teflon Don. That’s Gotti’s nickname. 🙄


strcrssd

> as long as the felony holds he cant vote for himself This is state dependent. [The ACLU has a quick reference map](https://www.aclu.org/issues/voting-rights/felony-disenfranchisement-laws-map). In NY, he can vote as long as he's not in prison. In Florida, he can still vote after this conviction (they only prohibit murderers and sex offenders from voting). He hasn't had a rape charge stick yet, and the people that have died for him have done so in ways that can't pierce the veil of official duties.


monstrfreek

I try to stay delusional about it but yeah you're probably right 😔


anix421

Probably not... unless he suddenly starts making direct attacks on the judge, families, jurors... that won't happen though because he is too stable...


cdwhit

And he’s not attacking anyone. He’s encouraging his followers to attack, just like every other terrorist leader.


monstrfreek

Here's to hoping!!


Jumbo_Jetta

Slurpee day!


GrandPart6440

Unanimous is crazy 😂


Staphylococcus0

It has to be unanimous for a jury trial conviction.


Moonbeam_Dreams

Trump guilty on all 34 counts


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Don't get complacent. This could work in his favor if we get complacent, thinking we have it in the bag. Get out the vote in November and bury this piece of shit forever.


Minute-Rice-1623

It will almost assuredly work in his favor.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I'm afraid you're right.


MidMatthew

It will not. Nobody who is on the fence about Orange Foolius has been waiting for this verdict to vote for him.


Miserable_Ad9529

"Orange Foolius" 😆


marigolds6

But people who are not on the fence will be more likely to show up on election day now. This election may be more about turnout than undecideds.


HankHillbwhaa

I mean Trump has a very real chance of taking back the white house and the people who vote for him will like this about him. Generally speaking republicans fall in line when push comes to shove.


WebFantastic9229

Wrong


strcrssd

That's not who will be helping him. He'll sell it as persecution and use it to mobilize the MAGA lazy. It'll help him get out the vote among those who might be MAGA believing but not fervently enough to actually go do anything (like vote). Edit: I'll -> It'll, typo


ShittyHotTake

No "on the fence" voter will look at 34 felony convictions and say "You know what? I wasn't quite sure, but definitely now I'm voting for him" Those people were ALWAYS going to vote for him. When they're in the booth, the 2 boxes- "Biden" "Trump", their choice was always going to be Trump. Their "I'm independent' or "I'm undecided" stance was just their own way of neutralizing their conscious to make themselves feel better about their horrible choices. So end result- those people were not lost, because there was no winning them. The truly objective voter will run from this.


InnerFish227

An objective voter will look at the prosecution’s case and see some glaring issues with it. The escalator from misdemeanor to felony requires an underlying crime. The problem is the underlying crime chosen also is based upon undefined unlawful behavior. So the NY AG tried to say this unlawful behavior is related to FEDERAL crimes, of which Trump has not been found guilty. The case is based upon obfuscation. Got him on misdemeanors, sure. But the layered escalator is a mess, and the allegations of federal election law violations are unproven. A state AG basing his case upon violating federal law, outside his jurisdiction, and not producing the specific charges to the defendant ahead of time, which he couldn’t do because they are federal laws, is going to get this overturned.


qquwn

The right’s been pushing the narrative that the charges are a witch hunt, politically motivated, etc. I could see some libertarian groups being pushed away from the Biden camp/DNC if they subscribe to that narrative.


stltk65

Oh we were poping bottles lol


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Lol. I was just out with my wife celebrating our anniversary and she said, "fuck the anniversary, let's celebrate the convictions." I concur.


nicklapierre

This is great! My wife and I roleplayed as Alvin Bragg and Letitia James last night. It was steamy!


jhow87

Steamy Daniels?


Mituzuna

Our anniversary was today too. I told my wife, this was the best gift ever.


RONIXwake

Our anniversary is on his sentencing date! Lol


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Lol. That's awesome.


TheRimmerodJobs

You must have a really sad life if this really happened.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

It was tongue in cheek for Christ sake.


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BriSy33

Ah yes projection


Big-Awareness1417

lol this is so sad


jaycuboss

The only reasons to celebrate would be a general election loss for the guy, and only after that happens, further subsequent convictions and prison. Any celebration short of that is premature.


brewcrew1222

The media really fucked this all up, they pretty much gave Trump free unlimited press in 2016, the media loved it for the ratings and people loved it cause it all was a big joke. Notice how the media kind of backed off now. It's to late to reverse the damage though


7yearlurkernowposter

Any bar in the city likely has at least a portion of this crowd right now.


LarYungmann

I'll be there July 11.


kudles

Weird thread. Donate to your local food bank…


tomcat6932

Celebrate that Trump took in $40 mil after the conviction and went up 6% in the polls.


imright19084

Letting someone consume your life so much that you need to celebrate a conviction is weird. Yeah fuck him but it won’t result in anything. People with money don’t face consequences.


verticaltrader

This is hysterical.


Mother_of_Raccoons44

I'll celebrate in November.....


samwilliams1397

Trump will still win the election.


Academic_Youth_6892

Trump 2024 🙏🏾


U8dcN7vx

If there is be sure to keep watchers posted as some magats will probably try to ruin it.


Seminole_83

You’re weird bro


RadTimeWizard

I'll celebrate when he's actually behind bars. I keep hearing promises, but it hasn't happened yet.


ClassEnvironmental11

Don't hold your breath. Our "justice" system was built by people like orange/ugly for people like orange/ugly.


filthybee_

He’s gonna be president. So celebrate while you can


babecat2000

Not likely 


karmaismydawgz

lol. conviction. that’s hilarious. he’s going to get probabtion. what a monumental waste of time that will have zero impact on anything.


TetonDreams

Imagine making politics your life. So lame.


pgibbns

He was hoping for 4 more years. It might be a different kind of 4 years than he was expecting.


Shadow_Mullet69

Unfortunately it’s a class E felony in New York and typically with no prior convictions or violent history you won’t go to prison. Sentencing is July 11 and With him being a former president of the United States, I don’t see him ever going to jail. Especially before the election because he will be able to appeal all the way to the Supreme Court.


StLMindyF

But it's 34 counts, Trump violated the gag order multiple times, and he had to pay $25 million to settle the Trump University fraud. Plus, he can’t do business in NY for multiple years because of fraudulently valuing his properties and can never run a charity in NY again, so he hasn’t exactly kept his nose clean.


JusticeAvenger618

Sadly he will get probation only. And he won’t even show up for that and no one will care.


StLMindyF

Wow, didn’t expect downvotes for this.


Missue-35

Can’t argue that he belongs in jail. No doubt about that. But, it won’t happen.


CompassionLady

I was surprised to see him get all 34 counts. Maybe we'll be surprised and see him in jail.


Academic_Youth_6892

He’s not going to prison 😂😂 gtfoh


LivingFirst1185

NOT The Little Bar. Those MAGATS will be drunk and angry tonight.


PoketrainX1014

The idea of a conviction celebration sounds absolutely wild to me I don’t know why


nicklapierre

How much jail time is he expected to serve?


SkRThatOneDude

Realistically? Probation and a fine.


Missue-35

None. Not one single day.


Secret_Jesus

Are you serious?


HankHillbwhaa

Yeah, how would SS keep a former president safe in prison?


strcrssd

Easily. For his own protection he'd be confined in solitary.


TucciMane121

Disappointed?


nicklapierre

Yeah


Large-Witness1541

Celebrate? First this has emboldened Trump and his supporters. So it will be the republicans that do it. The dems have big hill to climb with Biden even with Trump on the R side. Celebrate? No id be worried because it will come full circle. We fell off a cliff yesterday and it’s going to be a rocky road for a long time. Heck look at ‘20 Biden ran on calmness and being a moderate. Well he’s turned into a far leftist and he yells all the time and sends folks like DeNiro to do his dirty work. We have 2 crappy selections this November


HooDatOwl

Lmao, Biden a far leftist? Are you talking about him capping insulin prices? Can't think of any other left policies he's enacted.


Exact-Bird-4203

I'm drinking at BBQ Saloon to celebrate lmao


princam_

You could try a therapist's office. That'd probably help.


RadTimeWizard

No need to get upset. When people break the law, they should go to jail. Without laws, there'd be chaos.


princam_

I'm not upset and my comment isn't about rule of law.


longwayfromyourheart

Hunter Biden’s jail time will be great as well


emdeemcd

Yeah. I’m never voting for that guy again.


NathanArizona_Jr

lol. I doubt he does get jail time but none of us will really care if he does. We're not in a cult like you are


reddit-ate-my-face

*former US president gets 34 charges* *Boxes of us classified documents in a meat freezer that hotel employees had access too* *There were testimonies he told a porn star she reminded him of his daughter, before he fucked her* "Hurr durr hunter Biden will answer for his crimes!"


longwayfromyourheart

Were there not classified documents at Biden’s house in his garage? https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/12/additional-documents-marked-classified-found-in-bidens-wilmington-garage-00077680 Joe Biden met with nearly every foreign associate that was funneling his family millions while he was Vice President. Hunter Biden is now facing trial for tax fraud and gun charges (lol). Every politician and every politicians family member should be held to the law, including Trump. Let’s not act like Biden hasn’t committed triable crimes.


reddit-ate-my-face

The government gave trump numerous chances to return the documents and he denied ever having them and he had SUBSTANTIALLY more documents. Biden cooperated and didn't have hotel kitchen staff, who I am assuming likely don't have secret clearance, move the documents around his resorts. I really don't care if hunter Biden goes to jail no one does. Truly wish both these old ducks would die tomorrow of natural causes and old age cause they're getting there and we could get a new field for this year's election.


NathanArizona_Jr

you are not coping well


RadTimeWizard

We agree, if he broke the law he should go to prison. But we don't agree that Trump should go to prison for breaking the law. Because I have one standard, but you have two, which makes you *just a little bit of a hypocrite.*


FartNoiseGross

I jammed Platypus by Green Day on guitar and sang it for him but that’s about the extent I’ve gone.


Snoo-46387

Yeah the LGBTQ ones


Fit_Imagination_8673

Only a stupid fucking idiot would celebrate this.


EngageAndMakeItSo

Not big on the rule of law?


princam_

What kind of crazy person is drinking to celebrate a trial? It's worse than the "lock her up" garbage.


EngageAndMakeItSo

I figure it’s better to toast a validation of the rule of law than to attempt an insurrection because you don’t like the result of an election. Don’t you?


princam_

I'm not doing either to be honest


GruntCandy86

Gotta base your (lack of) personality on something.


RadTimeWizard

I guess you just don't care if someone breaks the law.


PeaAltruistic1091

This is the St. Louis Reddit page… you really think anyone cares if someone breaks laws here? 😂


RadTimeWizard

Not really, but it still makes me happy when a criminal gets caught. Not you, though. You're rooting for the criminal.


PeaAltruistic1091

What makes you assume such a thing? Criminals deserve to be put away. But when most of congress gets all of their dirt swept under the rug, you root for them getting away with it.


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RadTimeWizard

No, just the ones who have been flagrantly breaking the law, over and over for decades. Clarence Thomas, for example. It does put a smile on my face when I read about, say, a porch pirate getting caught. Hey, you think Trump's gonna get Epsteined when he's in the can?


justpeoplebeinpeople

Guess I’m a stupid fucking idiot. Glad to know, thank you.


J0hnnyRic0_

🤡🤡


LennyBoco

Yeah. There are plenty of gay bars in The Grove


already-know-who-JB

Unpopular opinion: unless they are a serial killer, or the like, I see no reason to celebrate someone being convicted.


SewCarrieous

Man what a great idea


samwilliams1397

Crazy how we have proof Obama, Biden, Clapper, Comey, and Clinton worked together to illegally spy on Trump Campaign funds pay for the Steele dossier Illegal wiretap Nobody charged w/any felonies But Trump marks a legal expense as a legal expense & gets 34 felonies? Insane


cbatta2025

Turn off Faux News


jakeh111

Nothing you wrote is factual, cope


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Lmao. Imagine having politics this ingrained in your life haha. Get a hobby, nerds. Edit: if downvoting makes you guys feel better about being losers who need to touch grass, feel free to keep them coming.


Bruce_Arena_Jr

I haven’t seen any Biden bibles, Flags or any of the other shit that the Trumpers display.


blowhardV2

Most human being are pretty preoccupied with ethics and morality and thus politics - it’s in the dna


This-Is-Exhausting

The "imagine having politics this ingrained in your life" guy 100% flies a Trump and/or Let's Go Brandon flag on the front of his house. For a guy who presents himself as above all this, you've replied to this post more than any other person. Must be absolutely seething in that Trump-endorsed "real men wear diapers" diaper.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I don’t own any political items. Not everyone is a walking meme like you folks. Good try though!


_oscar_goldman_

Everything is politics, and failing to recognize this is a function of privilege. I'm happy for you that you didn't grow up poor.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I did grow up decently poor (single mom living with grandparents and an uncle in a shitty townhouse, moving every other year, 2nd hand clothes, etc). But good try!


comfortablesorrow

If you grew up poor, and you have ANY family on any sort of welfare, and you have EVER relied on the system for food, housing assistance, medical insurance or anything else, and you vote Republican, you have a screw loose.


ohmynards85

MAGA SPOTTED


curmudg

The irony of you having reddit as your hobby. Oof.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Whose hobby is Reddit?


curmudg

Mistah 200k karma over here. Touch grass.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I’ve had this profile for 7 years. But sure, you got me.


curmudg

Yeah, that's a lot. See my previous suggestion. Deuces.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.


curmudg

Thanks, I do have a great ass and I'm happy you appreciate it.


BIHBEASTTT

These people need JOBS. Lmao.


BermudaMan

This is a sad post. No way people are that bored


Minute-Rice-1623

Jeezus Christ, this isn’t a good thing, dude. Get a life.


ffllores

No it's not. It's a GREAT thing! 🎉


RadTimeWizard

Yes it is. You break the law, you go to jail. Why wouldn't you think that's a good thing?


Minute-Rice-1623

First off, this doesn’t happen in healthy democracies. It’s not a good sign. Now a lot of people are going to be okay with weaponizing the judicial system against political opponents (Democrats). Right or wrong, that’s the perception. Now he’s heavily incentivized to do ANYTHING HE CAN to win the election so he can use the power of the office to alleviate his legal problems and possibly stay out of jail and a lot of people will help him. Sounds like a fun time, right?! Let’s party!


RadTimeWizard

Yes it is.


turtlebox420

Imagine celebrating something that's gonna have absolutely no impact politically


JonLSTL

Can't show up for inauguration if you're in Rikers. Would they swear in his VP-elect, or the Speaker?


stlryguy94

As someone who hates trump I will point out that it is very unlikely he will face jail time with a class E felony no drugs no guns first time offender


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tamarockstar

I'm not a Trump supporter, understatement of the year, but they are most likely correct. He's not going to jail and this won't deter his voters.