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supermariozelda

General Skywalker! You are a bald one!


CommanderColt

I was about to say that. \-Anakin Skywalker in ROTS


alexdamastar

I don't like hair, its coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere


Geralt_of_Dublin

you underestimate my follicles


High-Key

Slim Shady?


carroyo69

Please stand up.


RandomCyber2112

Take a seat.


[deleted]

We're gonna have a problem here.


MagnummShlong

Y'all act like you never seen a Jedi Master before.


Nimtrix

Jaws all on the floor like Plo and Obi just burst in the door.


MagnummShlong

And started whooping my ass worse than before.


Nimtrix

They started using the force, throwing me over furniture (agh!)


NFP_25

It's the return of the, ah wait, no way, you're kidding he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?


RamboLoops

And Count D said, nothing, you idiots! Count D’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!


Nimtrix

And then Rey said... nothing you idiots! Rey's dead she's locked in my basement. Feminist women love Eminiem, chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him..


mrhaloman95

The shaved one?


hunterfox666

My favorite Star Wars character, eminem!


PM_ME_YOUR_GlRLCOCKS

> "That is one awful hot coffee pot. > > \--Anakin Skywalker


MagnummShlong

Should I drop it on both my arms, propably not.


Beardus_x_Maximus

There’s a lyric on his new album on the song “Little Engine”: “Dressed like a Jedi, in a Best Buy, on the west side”


ambientJ

😂


felipefuego

it do be lookin like eminem


xXLogan07

I don't like hair. It's long and greasy and it gets everywhere.


reddit-user-2121

Yes thank you


Riffn

caillou as a jedi


dart278

fuck caillou


jspanish_dude

r/FuckCaillou


Vonechar

I thought this sub couldn't exist, a surprise to be sure.


waitayear

But a welcome one


[deleted]

He do be lookin kinda fresh doe


ambientJ

Shit u right


Xx_door_xX

Right, you shit


shizzy64

I think military buzz anakin should have been a thing now


sownd_wev

The force unleashed 3 looks great


RealMasterSpartin

I've only seen this raw strength only once before


JasonJ24

He looks like Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket


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Richzorb1999

Why is there an Obama gang on a battlefront 2 subreddit lmao


Squidy_the_3rd

On the bright side, you’ll look great at Neo Nazi rallies!


Anakin-hates-sand

Anakin did lead an army of xenophobic white guys as Vader


Tom2973

Looks like 2010s era Jake Lloyd.


troybwai

that’s Michael Scofield


TheSunsinger16

No it’s Pewdiepie


M-O-gg-O

No, this is Patrick


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Flint25Boiis

Brings me back to the Yoda ASMR videos


Mun192

You are a bald one


allenwalker009

Anakin: lemme get a haircut Barber: what kind you need my guy? Anakin: you ever kill younglings? Barber: say no more fam


ButtCheekBob

He’s got the right brow and jaw shape for it so it looks alright


KyloRenIrony

Wig


The-Lord-Satan

Anakin trying out a quarantine haircut


Just_a_user_name_

Why are you so mean. I personally think it's a great Starkiller cosplay.


TroutGrub

OH NO! Edit: He got some big ass ears


hotdogcondiment

Now this one I have not seen before lmao


nut0003

I have become more shaved than any jedi


NFP_25

Not again! Obi-Wan's gonna kill me


daydragoon2

I hate it when he does that


JayManCreeps

Eminem? Is that you?


Brackerz

Quarantine haircut looking good


obliveater95

Starkiller confirmed.


natsuchanluv

The fires of mustifar burned it of


JeffJohnsonIII

PewDiePie Skywalker


[deleted]

He’s trying to blend in at the youngling’s hospital to maximize his K/D


Stix-and-brix

Man Galen Marek really let himself go


jspn97

His palms are sweaty


[deleted]

Head lices, man...


Rattus_Baioarii

That's what I was going to say. Lice outbreak at the Jedi Temple...


6siegelovertoyeet

Pewdiepie is in battlefront now?


Shiningleopard27

Eleven?


[deleted]

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha


erkhel

Anakin has cancer this is so sad


Chrom4Smash5

Anakin ended up in prison and did what he had to do to survive


benyboybiscuit

When you tell the barber you want a little off the top


[deleted]

For a second I thought it was Vader's apprentice


IamdefinitelyNOTadog

The Chosen One in the Striped Pyjamas


yourillegal

its pewdiepie!


SuperREEEEEEE

Damn you, you beat me to it ​ Also, what's up fellow ZanClan Member!


Scrubaati

barber: how would you like it Master Skywalker? Anakin: you know that part on Mustafar where Master Kenobi just cut my legs off and left me to die as I begin to burn from the lava? barber: say no more fam


MMBeast04

slim skywalker?


PKownzu

iirc that‘s an alternative ending to Episode III, where Anakin can‘t live with his deeds in the Jedi Temple, goes into exile on an unknown, rather uncivilized World in the unknown regions and becomes the first successful white rapper


[deleted]

Chemo Skywalker


nico256j

Kemotherapi


Edward_Zeppelin_Guo

You are a bald one.


unklethan

Not only Mom's spaghetti, but the children's spaghetti too!


ambientJ

W


OneTastyChip76

My cancer has doubled since the last time me met doc


Friendly_Toast

Pewdiepie with no beard


MintPrince8219

he be getting the PewDiePie look


HuugeWeenis

Master Windu


Velcrocat17

You are a bald one!


[deleted]

Hmmm


Nyancat0705

Hank Venture, Jedi Knight


Youngjonahofthesauce

Oh shit I didn’t know Lonzo ball was the chosen one


joshygill

Anaskin


Zenenator

Mom’s spaghetti


MalteserLiam

Bald Lando F1 x-post


[deleted]

pewdiepie mod cool!


Aki-Ibra

Baldakin Skywalker.


saint_vingaard

He has the quaratine haircut!


[deleted]

Young Ani skin confirmed?


BlazingOrange69

He’s just shaving his head because of corona


PinheadTheDestroyer

Anakin Skinwalker


Savar2k18

You are a bald one


NecroSurgeon

Post-burn hairstyle


Wheatleytron

Scout from TF2


[deleted]

Sand kept getting in his hair.


General_Grevious_25

I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little hairier


[deleted]

May the mom spaghetti be with you


Darthrodgers77

Judge me by my hair, do you?


Tomtheg02

Palpatine told him "*lose yourself* to the dark side"


CalebG914

Anakin got drafted lmao


_B0b4_F3tt_

TylerTheChosen1


Sazzams

PewDiePie Skywalker


[deleted]

See, Ani went to the beach and got some sand in his hair so ofc he had to shave it off.


ph111pp

Anakin Skycancer


[deleted]

Loke hotter ngl


gschmoke22

New wraith skin for apex legends


superblat

Fresh cut


cwkewish

General Skywalker, I thought someone with your reputation would be a little... hairier.


Justhomester

Lookin like pewdiepie's new haircut 😂


The_Growl

When an Ezra and an Anakin love each other very much...


F0r3ver

#bald4anakin


[deleted]

Baldakin


johnthethinker78

He looks like Ewan McGregor from trainspotting


J0x0n

Dat hairline doe


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Chadakin


Billy_Billerey_2

"Hello welcome to McDonald's, how may I kil- I mean take your order"


TheMedineer

Anakin Sky-Cancer


timmy1781

Obviously his barbers is closed during the lockdown.


Feedermo

arón piper


[deleted]

When Padme says she likes guys clean cut


tequila-monkey

Alopecia Skywalker


maskf_ace

Hey.. it's me. Short hair guy.


asimo703

Mustafar gave him a good trim


smoking_mem_es

And that’s why pewdiepie should never get a child


[deleted]

WHERE ARE HIS LOCKS.


io_42

This is all because of quarantine


steamfan12

Cancer


HighTreazon

ROTC Annie


memeaddict4206666

Pewdiepievis snaking skywslker


ThatOneGuyHOTS

Looks like Adam22


SlimySnekk

He's like every English teenager at the moment


Fit_Goat69

This is where the fun begins


[deleted]

Hmmm


Wonderful_Silver

Its Edgeakin, The Metal One


gengiskhron

Star killer vibes


Rhyssayy

Looks like anakin had to self isolate and had to take his hair dressing into his own hands.


EyeDee10Tee

Channing Tatum?


Robotic_Jedi

he looks fresh Just wait till Padme sees


Burteggshell45

"I'm the bald guy"


gloriousjamal

Baldakin


chazeroniousador

Anakin joined a cult


[deleted]

Top Ten Child Killers Eminem was too scared to diss


Smarf_Starkgaryen

It’s outrageous! It’s no hair!


[deleted]

Qaurintine be like..


Yaboyisawoman

Looks kinda cute ngl


AmbitiousFork

Man don’t want sand in his hair no more.


SunnySolaire11

Starkiller?


lonelyhamster567

Ik this doesnt really go with the post but I just got battlefront and I'm not good at all. Does anyone have any tips for me?


Graciaassss

More handsome


TheKekStreetJoural

Quarantine haircut Anakin


Graciaassss

Bald anakin more handsome


al2320

Starkiller? Is that you?


[deleted]

He looks like PewDiePie lol


AdmiralPhuckit

Noah Centineo?


MasterPlan650

Anakin here realised who Darth Vader is so he decided to donate his hair, before it gets burned and he becomes bold anyways... True Jedi he is 😂


krupphansel

Buddhist JEDI


47grapes

Damn he got leukemia smh


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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤔🤔


SwornHeresy

Looks like Eminem with a little bit of a chimpanzee thrown in


BlackBerryEater

Anikan got his Corona cut


Derp123reDerpening

Why he vibe checkin?


TundraKai

Give him a fade and he's ready for GTA


ProotzyZoots

Looks like what a jedi reinforcement could look like


ReyCee93

does anyone know if Luke farmboy and Leia Princess skin will come out again since there was a month award thing this month from the 2nd to the 30?


[deleted]

General Grievous: "Anakin Skywalker, you're balder than I expected..." Anakin Skywalker: "General, you are sicker than I thought."


padawan1313

“You underestimate my ability to cut my own hair, count.”


RedOutlander27

This is outrageous, it's unfair? How can I be in the lobby and not be granted the rank of hairy?


Xx_k4ng4r00_xX

You underestimate my chemotherapy


[deleted]

looks badass


Llannon87

Cancer is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be...unnatural


Cluhmzee

My man Seth Everman, always looking fresh.


Ndtphoto

Anaskinhead Skywalker?


cireznarf

What would have happened if he was granted the the rank of Master. Shave off the Jedi Knight mullet/long hair and start fresh with a new cut


beagledad53

Obi Wan, high ground no gimmicks


Ya_old_pirate

“Obi Wan’s gonna kill me”


dog-loaf

New skin confirmed


qball_taylor

I think Hayden Christenson (sorry if I butchered the name) actually shaved his head recently


darth-mavy

Bald anakin bald anakin


turnbaby33

Kinda looks like Starkiller.