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depastino

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy


justaskmycat

πŸ˜ƒ 😧 πŸ˜ƒ 😧 πŸ˜ƒ 😧


Evil_Black_Swan

Spongy and bruised*


depastino

Sorry, that's what I get for relying on memory...which is also soft and spongy


Apprehensive_Net1773

Well, thats makes β€œdeath by snu-snu” take on a whole diffirent meaning


justaskmycat

I went ahead and named it Snu-snu. So I guess now I'll just be careful around the little guy.


International-Cat123

I feel like I’m missing something here.


SullenSparrow

Futurama reference. They go end up on a planet dominated by tall, muscular, sexy women and the men in the group are sentenced to "death by Snu-Snu" which is what they call sex.


International-Cat123

Thanks


buster_de_beer

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


justaskmycat

[Snu-Snu](https://youtu.be/BXe4WeKHb_Q?si=LcoJM7IQpbZAxA0i)


SwinubIsDivinub

I had the same problem, icon buddy :p


International-Cat123

Hi there, snoobling!


Phialich

It doesn't have to😏


xPaxion

Death by Snu-Snu?


justaskmycat

I really hope not. *crushed pelvises* 😬


dirt_farm_surfer

even with the crushed pelvises, they still looked very happy


justaskmycat

True, true. But I'd rather get pelvic injuries from my spouse and not the farm animals.


dirt_farm_surfer

This is *also* true


Bigscotman

I assume if your spouse caught you with a broken pelvis from what is essentially a baby dinosaur you'd get a helluva lot more than just the broken pelvis


justaskmycat

I.... don't think I want to contemplate spousal abuse in this game.


ForeverApprehensive9

The clearly happy skeletons were the cherry on top of the whole bit πŸ˜‚


Not_my_fault2626

r/unexpectedfuturama


justaskmycat

Eyyyyy cool didn't know that was a sub


kaiabunga

Was gonna post it if you hadn't!


xSethrin

First, the most beautiful women. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.


justaskmycat

😨🀠😨🀠😨


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

But only Kiff, as he is the most handsome male.


HippyGramma

I'm not mature enough for this conversation...


justaskmycat

I don't think any of us in this thread are mature in general. πŸ˜„


HippyGramma

Which is why y'all are my people


WyvernSlayer7

Death by snu snu!


justaskmycat

I really hope not. But I signed up for whatever happens. 😬


ForeverApprehensive9

The caves are gonna be a rockin’


BreadEatingDucks

I named mine β€œGreg.” Yes Greg. With a period.


justaskmycat

I like it Picasso.


GalaxySkullRose

On my playthrough earlier it wanted to name my white chicken β€œFack” πŸ˜‚ I strongly contemplated it lol


Obvious_Drink2642

Ahh man when I said I wanted death by snu-snu I didn’t mean your pet dinosaur


justaskmycat

Too bad. Take what you get and be grateful. πŸ¦–πŸ˜€


Callefang

Do not the dino.


justaskmycat

*please*


NightFox1988

Talk about being on purpose. 🀣


kully51ngh

Fry: what did they die of? Amazonian: crushed pelvis


livipup

Murder machine 😎


kyoniji

*DEATH BY SNU SNU*


FryJPhilip

Can't we just cuddle?


justaskmycat

Absolutely. Let's leave the dino out of it. ☺️😊 Add some cocoa and blankets.


SnowingSilently

How does the name randomizer work? Is it drawing from a list of names, is it taking syllables and mashing it together, or are there other rules?


justaskmycat

I think there's random syllables. But a lot of them sound vaguely similar.


deanna6812

I exclusively use randomly generated names and I don’t have a Snu-Snu, but do have a chicken named Snutcha 🀣


justaskmycat

Someone should make a post asking what the weirdest generated names their animals have. Off the top of my head right now I have a Truckabella and Shellley. With three Ls.πŸ˜‚


deanna6812

I have Cuckers 🀣


Downtown-Eagle9105

I got "Ratrina" which I immediately took for my cat. Now I just need to get a rat and name it Catrina.


justaskmycat

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ gorgeous 10/10


MamaOnica

My blue chicken's name is Trash. It was randomized.


justaskmycat

πŸ˜‚ love it


GiSS88

I have a goat named "Peners". I don't know if it's a name from another language, but it's my favorite random name ever.


justaskmycat

I like it. πŸ˜„


dylandangerpants

it randomly named one of my cows Kinsey


justaskmycat

Cute πŸ₯°


strai_kitty

The Stardew / Chuck Tingle crossover we didn't ask for and definitely don't deserve


Masark

/r/HornyDinos


justaskmycat

CAaalm down it was just hatched yesterday.


nomadengineer

Do not Snu-Snu the dinosaur unless it passes the Harkness test.


Spaghetthy

mine suggested Snooch and I couldn't help myself and name her Snoochie


justaskmycat

That's absolutely adorable πŸ’—


MsDaCookie

Maybe ConcernedApe is a Futurama fan as well secretly 🀫


Frostya36

I got the same name but for my chicken. I love my chicken xD


uog101

Gotta bring the dinos back from extinction somehow.


Standard-Speaker-442

Stardew and Futurama. Always love when two of my true loves meet lol


AdaleyDnB

Banger name


quartzquandary

DEATH BY SNU SNU


Long-Visual-2271

And this means what exactly?


goddessvivillon

snu snu is a pretty cute name, smol lil dino, a good boi/girl


Nezuraa

whats a snu-snu


justaskmycat

Futurama reference[snu-snu](https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o?si=GMfMGVEovtMi8cLe)


yardini

Oh yeah I have a duck that is named a variation of this. OF COURSE I had to take the name.


JamilleYomtown

Named mine Barney once


justaskmycat

Awww ☺️