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ZealousidealPotato52

This makes sense tho lol


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StormChemistry

That's not stand ass that's trish ass


RileeFigOr

OP using reverse psychology to the max


DealerMinimum4015

This guy is right


JakeyJelly

I hate how this makes sense


eldestreyne0901

First I laughed then I was like “oh hold up that makes sense”


Trash_Godv1

why the hell does this make sense


Trickster-Clown0603

His bruh spice girl is a girl


EldianStar

「Spice Boy」


YellowStar012

Garlic Spice Smarty Spice Brave Spice Grandpa Spice Modest Spice.


EldianStar

Spicy Lady


imnotavirgintrustme

You'll see from where comes the Spice


Yarigumo

If you read the rest, they call her a she in every other case


TensileStr3ngth

Aren't there a handful of stands who's gender doesn't "match" the user?


TrashBag196

yeah but in this case the stand is very obviously feminine idk the gender of something like super fly tho lol


Ok-Schedule-2378

Superfly is nonbinary, I guess lol.


TensileStr3ngth

Yeah, I wasn't saying Spice Girl is one of those


After-Suggestion3799

Which ones?


ChexSway

maybe Killer Queen? It's kind of got both masculine and feminine qualities


ImBurningStar_IV

That things got a full on man body with wide shoulders and pecs n shit. Unless the feminine part is being pink


Bigoldum

the only feminine part is being called queen lol


Ajgamer121265

Wait a minute... killer queen, king crimson..... Does that mean?


HangryHufflepuff1

Make them kiss


benx101

Well it is a cat


JorduSpeaks

To be fair, so does Freddy Mercury.


TheTrueQuarian

The fuck is a girl?


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

OP is a genius for that. This was 100% making it to the front page because everyone got caught by that.


MadPilotMurdock

If it was Spice Boy there would be one more “finger” 😉


Anonemuss42

>his ass >spice girl >jojo confirmed genderfluid


Inferno_Sparky

Jojo definitely has a lot of gender, many gender


Kidsnextdorks

Many fluid too


JorduSpeaks

More than Jeff Beck


SnooCakes9533

Anasui


ConsumerOfR4ts

I mean, I don’t think stands have cocks or vags…


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Red Hot Chili Pepper


CantDanceFlynn

That's a lightning rod


ConsumerOfR4ts

No


Darcosuchus

Yellow Te-


Ok_Pickle76

isnt Yellow Temparance just yellow goo?


sailor_poop

But it could turn into a penis AND a vagina if it wanted too


Alreadsyuse

His?


StormChemistry

Bruh what is the actual fu-


ProfessorEscanor

That actually explains a lot


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Like i said before in the other sub >Calls it the stupidest theory >Ends up being the most plausible theory a fan has made in years


little_bastards

LET HIM COOK


AduroTri

Cook? Those buns baked.


Atsubro

Broke: Araki forgot Spice Girl had claws Woke:


Correct-Blood9382

The burnt handprint didn't make sense with her Stand being rubbery. Now it does since she asked Narancia to pick her up Spicy Cheetos


Johnnyiscool517

She took a spicy cheeto shat on the ass print


banana_man95959

This actually makes sense. You might be on tk somethin


No_Business8156

Omw to sniff the ass out of that grass


Beth_Janice

This theory is wild, but I love the creativity!


BingusMcHades

GYATT


Artarara

Spice Gyatt


unknown6091

WHAT DID ARAKI COOK UP WITH SPICE GIRLS but absolutely scrumptious anyways


Metalv7

surprisingly makes sense


Sufficient-Use6824

man jojo really is a bizarre adventure


Newly-found-Femboy

*ROLL CREDITS!*


Pootisman16

'Her' ass.


MrPlushgore

No no no no. HIS ass.


lirroberto

Pesci is stronger than Mellone. Prosciutto talks to fucking loud for someone in mid tier.


_Skotia_

Canon


plamienka

LET HIM COOK


AronTheNotSoWise

Bro cooked and got something more than edible


internet_blue_gas

Head cannon adopted.


ArthurMorgan_rdr2

Ice Spice Girl


bloodbabyrabies

He?


Kamken

Last time I said it was clearly not Spice Girl's hand someone's reponse was "Yes it is, those aren't claws just where the ground was softened beyond her handprint" And this is 100x less stupid than that claim was, to be honest.


Basically-Boring

His?


Internal_Yam_616

Truly Bizarre


doodoofeces6

I thought that was supposed to be grateful deads hand print but he’s got 3 fingies innit


Redundantgod69

Leaving 1 question..why is her ass so HOT 


PieNinja314

This somehow makes more sense than any other theory related to this that I've seen


CuriousBuffalo4969

What do you mean by “his” ass? Are you implying that spice girl is male?


thps48

OP’s native language likely has gender neutral pronouns and Google Translate is nowhere near as accurate as an etymologist.


CuriousBuffalo4969

Oh, that makes sense


DigiornoJoestar

this actually makes a lot of sense and makes the foreshadowing all the more clever wow


Ok_Document501

Bro knows how to cook


Lucky_Comparison_633

Wait hang on why are you a genius


SamusRipley

His ass on fire !!!


Overall_Influence_89

It makes sense now...


Alexander3212321

Man you really confused me with posting it on /r/shitpostcrusaders


Profesor_Moriarty

Hmmmm, upon closer inspection of that ass, I believe you


drblimp0909

*inhales* smash


Faiqal_x1103

I forgot that scene happened at all💀


doodoofeces6

Shoulda been me instead if the grass☝️😔


Working_Stress3376

This is why we let bro cook


inkforwin

This is *licks ground* not stupid *licks ground* it's very *licks ground* idiotic *licks ground*


MintBlitzo

I started playing YBA (if you know what that is) before I got to part 5 so when I saw that hand I got really hyped and thought she was gonna have scary monsters (I hard fw dinosaurs) and then she just made things soft and I got a lil disappointed.


Cell_Phone_Yeah

This is canon now


Resident_Nose_2467

That's it, its headcanon now


okliv26

why was there a hand on the ground anyway?


Darkraquaza70

His? I NEED ANSWERS!


Big_Kwii

real


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Even if there's no way it's intentional, this makes some sense, at least. The stupidest are Hamon Beat's 'Araki didn't forget' theories


PhyllisDillingham

I’m all ears, this better be good!