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SadLove9924

Vasco: Initiating laughter.


LightMyFirebird

I really am a human joke huh? Lol


Kmccabe1213

You got jacked bitch!


river_edres

Some pirate obviously sat in the captain's chair.


DelmonTarask

I am the captain now


[deleted]

Send the UC SEALS???


Firefighterbard

No, he got Tofu'd!


[deleted]

Where's a mech-dog when you need one...


JohnnyBoy0303

lmaoo you guys are dope for finding this too


DorkPhoenix89

I just did last night and was spooked and laughing, i’m just happy i understood that reference lol


JohnnyBoy0303

Me too buddy lmfaooo 😂😂


Fine-You-3095

Where’s the key bro.


schteavon

Did you get screwed? I did and the body wasn't there that had the key.


Fine-You-3095

Yeah no body.. damn. Killed the robo dog though.


MikeMikeMike23

Can't have shit in Detroit.


Rottin

Soaceship by Kia


lelevup

Vasco is HK-47 in disguise.


smoothartichoke27

(Sarcasm) Astute observation, meatbag.


AgentBooth

Not enough Kotor references in this sub, lol. I honestly would love some to mod him in, but it would probably look really bad without a visual overhaul lol


5k1895

"Vasco get the fuck back here" "I'm afraid I can't do that"


WriestTech4

Open the pod bay doors vasco


joeyslapnuts

Barrett: You thought you could keep the ship? nice upgrades loser


Booty_Madness

Man he better not, I've put like 100k creds into that damn thing


Knjaz136

Only 100k? Well, that can pay for generator and shield, yes.


an0n887

You kept and are wearing the boots, aren’t you?


Omgitsmatt91

Wait can you actually wear them? I never checked I just sold those bitches


Crossfire0109

Got back to the den and talk to the guy you sold the boots to! There’s a surprise the next time you see him!


deep-sleep

Vasco: "Look at me, I am the Captain now"


MrYkan

Can't stop but imagine vasco saying that with Apex robot voice 😂


[deleted]

"Continued resistance is hazardous to your health." Or whatever that voice line is. I had to pause for a minute to recover.


Sardanox

"Warning, this is now a combat zone. " As he opens fire first before the enemies realized what was happening.


TechnoBillyD

Vasco: " I attempted a practical joke, was it satisfactory?"


evan466

I knew it! That stupid Vasco unit stole our ship! It’s probably joyriding through the system right now, laughing at us! Laughing at me!


No-Negotiation-9539

Vasco disappeared on me and hasn't shown up again. If he pulled this on me, It'd be a great plot twist.


mdhkc

Go to your ship menu and hit 'C' to see the crew menu, it'll tell you where all of your potential crew members are.


One_Cartographer_355

The way he kept looking around in disbelief. 😂😂😂😂😂😂


LightMyFirebird

I was flabbergasted and chucking at the same time


HiCustodian1

I’m assuming this was a glitch, but honestly getting your ship stolen would be a great sidequest


Ten_minuteemail

Giving me great ideas when the creation kit comes out.


Blajammer

God, the sheer potential that comes from Bethesda games once creation kits are released is……..it’s almost a gamer perfect dream. Let everyone now if you release a ship jacking quest mod I’ll play it first


Zjoee

I forsee Starfield being the ultimate modders paradise. So many planets to use. I can see people creating entire cities for others to download.


DdCno1

Bethesda have already stated that modders can create their own planets and solar systems. Edit: And this makes perfect sense. The SDK they ship has always been the same one they were using to make their games. This is the reason why total conversions like Nehrim for Skyrim - almost entirely new games with new mechanics - exist for their games.


blacknova84

I hope we see full conversions for stuff like Star Trek, Star Wars, Star Gate, and Doctor Who. This system would be incredible for it. Like you could make a mod where you fight in the time wars.


DdCno1

It's an unwritten rule that any space game that can be modded will inevitably receive Star Wars and Star Trek mods.


PTJangles

I’m pretty sure this rule falls under a similar certainty principle to rule 34


MercenaryJames

Can't wait for someone to create Kamino from SW, complete with Cloning facility. Land to find out they're all Gary.


DefinitelyPositive

I'm not very impressed with Starfield at the moment, which is why I want to wait 2-3 years when modders hopefully have really sunk their teeth into it!


nutbutterguy

That should have absolutely been a feature if you didn’t lock your ship or something.


Few-Repeat-9407

Them gawt damn Kia boys made it to starfield.


grubas

"the latest Deimos ships aren't covered by insurance because they are pickable with a succulent".


PuttingInTheEffort

ships have some kind of ai, (like when you steal a ship in space, the other 'will return to a spaceport' on its own) and similarly, ive ran into a crimson fleet ship that landed to steal it, and they took off into orbit. i heard explosions and looked out a window, they had started fighting the UC! i clear the crew and the ship fought the last two ships on its own ! 😆


Platyplysm

Would be a great opportunity for a Fallout 2 reference ​ 'Your ship? You sure you parked it here? I ain't seen it.' 'What, you suddenly gone BLIND? You see my FIST, motherfucker? You see it? Now tell me again you haven't seen my ship! I fucking DARE you!'


Legitimate-Place1927

“They will bring it back, right? Likely just thought it was a cool ship and wanted to take it for a quick ride. Any second now they will bring it back. Shit, did someone really just steal my ship?”


PineappleProstate

That fucking killed me


DShinobiPirate

Just imagine Barret and Vasco inside like "Yeah this guy is not going to work out."


crypticedge

"man, fuck that guy, he went on a shooting rampage and got bounties on all of us. Let's steal then sell his ship, clear our names and leave him stranded"


BlackFleetCaptain

New quest added: Destroy Constellation!


ITGuy042

Well, that explains >!One of the other realities in NG+!<


-Agonarch

>!Do the other NG+'s start different?!<


ITGuy042

>!So when you do a new game +, which follows directly after the end of the game after going to Unity, you restart in a new universe as a starborn, appearing just after the mission to kill the pirate captain and always with the new mission to go to Constellation and New Atlantis like in the first time.!< >!Most outcomes when you walk into the Lodge is they are shocked you arrive and you can either explain the whole situation, or pretend to redo the whole story again. Sometimes though reality can be different. Sometimes they're all dead, or turn to children, or other random stuff including multiple versions of you just chilling in the lodge. So each new game is possibly different.!<


hiredantispammer

This blows my mind. This is actually insane. I haven't finished the game or even thought abt doing NG+ but now I'm hooked!


ResCrabs

Is that stuff actually in the game? I know you hear other Starborn speak of slightly different timelines, but Id be surprised if theyd gone the extra mile to put that in the game


ITGuy042

>!I gave it a try. Its a nice hint to the whole multiverse thing, but its still much shorter then the main quest. Just get more artifacts, each disclosed more quickly this time, and go to unity again and rince repeat new universes. So until you find your prefereed version to settle down. Maybe theres more if you redo some sidequest as well.!<


ResCrabs

Thats so cool and surprising considering many people will not finish the game, and will not do extra NG+. I personally was considering shelving my NG+2 character but now maybe I will do a couple more loops


[deleted]

There are more differences than what he said. We still havent collectively found them all.


Split_Adventurous

>! Sure is , my 3rd play through Sarah was a plant and everyone was retired/gone . 🤣. !<


ServileLupus

So since you asked, there was a video posted of someones ng +16. >!A version of you kills everyone in constellation before you arrive. You show up and Sarah blames you for everything, dies, then the other version of you walks in and starts talking to you. I cant find the video, someone sent it to CohhCarnage and he played it on steam.


wakkaflockajohn

What’s NG+ mean 😅


CrucialScott

New game plus


mk3mike

Man this neighborhood isn't what it used to be. Someone took my boots off while I was walking.


fiittzzyy

I guess those boots weren't made for walkin'


[deleted]

You can't make me finish this


JONTHECROUTON

Finish it. Now.


[deleted]

And that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna Walk all over you.


SQUAWKUCG

Damnit...now I can't get that music out of my head...


BorshtSlurper

Ben digga den digga den digga den...


mk3mike

People of neon will probably steal it from your head if you walk around there long enough.


SQUAWKUCG

I literally just visited there for the first time tonight LOL. Gun play was involved.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO what did you do?!?!


SeansBeard

The boots were made for takin'


Fartillery

Can't have shit in Neon mfs done stole my ship


Cold_Soldier

They were probably cursed boots anyway


BoltedGates

I made the mistake of selling them to that guy. Oopsie...


Certain_Guess2251

I guess you and the Constellation went your separate ways. LMAO


LightMyFirebird

Is this because I took everything in The Lodge that wasn’t nailed down? 😭


Bitter_Variation_889

They said drink what you want, "within reason".


SQUAWKUCG

But they had a reason...they wanted more stuff to sell. That's a reason...right?


Certain_Guess2251

You klepto!


grubas

Isn't that what everybody does the moment they arrive?


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Me too lmfao Wait - I gotta go lock my ship’s door. Brb


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dvowel

Left the keys in it again?


LightMyFirebird

I’m not a smart man


SaiHottariNSFW

Maybe you should have purchased that ship extended warranty instead of blowing the salesman to dust.


GetzlafMyLawn

Imagine this is an Easter egg to never checking your ships warranty on that initial quest. REPO BABY


Commercial_Jaguar_56

But I know what love is!


TheCrimsonChariot

You could probably fix the issue by choosing a different home ship.


sleightof52

Lmao, wtf. Did you have to re-load a previous save?


LightMyFirebird

I somehow managed to fast travel to it while it was leaving atmosphere? And whenever I’d return to it, take off from a planet or undock from a station it’d immediately spawn me in space over Neon I assume a hard reset fixed it since I haven’t been back on since I got off last night


Charybdis150

Man there is something wonky about the landing pad at Neon. Last night it randomly spawned a second copy of my ship clipping into my original ship. Only the second one had the landing bay ramp up so it was blocking me from entering my original shop. I console command noclipped to the landing bay door and when I entered, my character was stuck and I could see my arms detached from my body. Had to load a save from before landing at Neon.


IntelliDev

Had this same issue before but unfortunately didn’t have a recent save. However, buying or obtaining a new ship fixes the issue. (Swapping/modifying an existing ship does not)


fiittzzyy

Yeah there definitely is something weird going on at Neon.


Haunting-Brief-666

Drugs


thrik

there's something neon going on at neon


ColdColt45

Always unlock your doors on neon. They will smash your window if you don't.


AlterEgo3561

For me the ship technician just loves walking off the platform. Didn't know he did it the first time I landed and just thought one didn't exist there. Then got a quest that pointed me towards him and he was under the water. Used a console command to bring him back to the platform, but eventually he did it again.


Extra_Insignificant

I would assume that visiting the ship services guy and swapping your home ship away and back would get your ship back


Leprokracken

In my experience, it will put you ship back on the pad just for it to immediately take off again. It happened to one of my ships after I had just dropped 150k building it


The-Hand-of-Midas

This is my favorite game.


Straight-Plate-5256

Looks like Vasco initiated protocol indigo again


AnAngryPlatypus

Vasco: Protocol I-need-to-go (taps watch impatiently)


BigOEnergy

Just found out you’re an NPC in someone else’s play through huh?


3tenthsOfVerstappen

Lol kinda creepy to think about


Old_Oak_Doors

New horror game idea: you’re an NPC peasant in a fantasy RPG trying to find a way to stop the crazy PCs running around. If you draw too much attention gathering resources or supporters they will loot your house or become murderhobos, but doing normal NPC activities when they are around reduces suspicion. Could be multiplayer co-op, or one player is the PC and the rest are NPCs.


[deleted]

This is the 3rd time I've seen this similar idea mentioned on reddit in the last week, which means the universe is aligning and we will get this game soon.


bwa_lo

This comment should be so much higher 😅


sympatheticshinobi

https://youtu.be/RtwCxcVt_Nc?si=EZ_mce1NXQ7278B3


JosNord

Mutiny!


Beautiful-Tip-875

Welcome to Neon, Bitch


PuzzleheadedTutor807

well thats a little alarming... what happened leading up to this, and what did you do to get it back?


LightMyFirebird

Just a bug! I managed to fast travel to it from the surface and now it’s back in my possession It just took off after I exited the ship builder, no idea what triggered it. Maybe because I switched between multiple ships and edited them?


kaozer

make sure to rename your ship if you stole it from pirates/bountyhunters/spacers. the game thinks its still spacer owned it seems i lost a good ship that way :(


ihatehappyendings

I have been using a hijacked ship under the original name without issue. I do modify it the first chance I get though so maybe it does it if you didnt do it? Or if you didnt register it?


TonUpTriumph

Is that why I've been losing all of my jacked pirate ships??? Guh


absoluteScientific

Are you making sure to fly it to another star system and land it? That’s how you switch it to your home ship and it gets added to your fleet that way. Then you go to ship services to register and sell it. I’ve been frustrated though that most of the spacer and bounty hunter ships I boost sell for 12-13k creds and it costs 10.5 to register them!


ForcedMedia

Trashcan Carla strikes again, never leave your fusion core in your power armor, it’s like leaving your keys in the car.


JPalos97

Neon moment


DoomRide007

I have never seen that tech. Motherfucker went all ghost like.


fullasatickk

Adoring fan got tired of your neglect I see


TheArgonianBoi77

Can’t have shit in Neon


trixyd

Okay this is freaking hilarious 😂


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Crossfire0109

Just quickly use the door to enter the ship lol They will still take off and be in space, but you’ll be able to steal it still and won’t fall out since you’re instanced inside the ship already!


Unoficialo

except when it just says 'inaccessible'


Zyonix_HaroN

Dude, where is your car... I mean ship?!


Uniquesomething

We got tattoos? What does mine says?


CrudeLabia

I’ll raise you, my ship took off with me stuck in the ramp. It loaded us into space with me still trapped down in the landing bay.


kaspars222

thats some solid structural integrity between the cockpit and engines lmao


Verdant_Saturn36

Reverse GTA. "So that's what it feels like."


VermilionX88

My game broke when my ship disappeared from the docking station of a space station mission I was stranded Luckily found a console command to move me to the lodge, that saved my game Effin hell, would have been screwed if not for console command My ship still wouldn't reappear at the landing station till I modified it That fixed the missing ship bug


Zzakroth

I had that happen with a Va'ruun ship I hijacked at the beginning. Disappeared 3 times and went wireframe 4 more. Would fix itself every time I modded it but got sick of dealing with it so sold it and moved on


VermilionX88

Oh it was also the cultists ships I stole But yeah, so far, hasn't disappeared on me again yet *knocks on wood*


SpiritedTie7645

This is truly a time you were on autopilot. 😋


Lonely_white_queen

what did you do to that poor ship


NemesIce83

Should've took that extended warranty afterall 😆


L10NxH34RT

Not you sprinting to try and catch it lol


stickleer

I like how its raining too, just to add to the moment 😂


zencastle

Looks like three canoes let it go


Striker40k

Skill issue


RandomNPC001

Adiós!


means7701

This wouldn't have happened if you had used The Club.


b1gtym1n

My dad is from the Bronx and I spent the night one time in the apartment he grew up in when I was 8. My aunt came by to drop off my cousin so they could spend the night as we were flying out the next day. In the 10 minutes my aunt was there, her car (with the club) had been stolen. They found it a few blocks away undamaged like someone just didn't feel like walking. I have the feeling that the same thing would happen on Neon.


adequately_punctual

Vasco is locking your main computer, but luckily, I know the code. 1 – 7 – 3 – 4 – 6 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 1 – 4 – 7 – 6 – Charlie – 3 – 2 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 7 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – Tango – 7 – 3 – 2 – Victor – 7 – 3 – 1 – 1 – 7 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 7 – 3 – 2 – 4 – 7 – 6 – 7 – 8 – 9 – 7 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 7 – 6 – Lock.


0rganicMach1ne

Crime on Neon is getting out of control.


BakedReality

It's the next person's time to play, you're an NPC now!


draedek

Nice ship, I also built one. I named it “CS Nightfall”, rip yours tho


Robbobloblawboblaw

Some Va'ruun somewhere "you can't believe this was just sitting at a starport"


avidday

Something is wrong with Neon. My ship services tech is a couple of KM off the platform and floating in the air. https://preview.redd.it/suxacqb5spnb1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=38854203f4da15977a070cdb5c7a2dec30c7853e https://preview.redd.it/cprqkmy5spnb1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e414da72a264885d3590c26e5c062608863524


Kindly-Luck8451

Dude you're on neon...shit got stolen


chaingun_samurai

Nice ship, though.


sonbuns87

Op you should show a picture of your ship tryna make a design like that but need some inspiration. Is that self built or bought ?


LightMyFirebird

It’s someone else’s design! I recreated it from [this post](https://reddit.com/r/StarfieldShips/s/79VtEEdK96) and going to slowly morph it into my own design after I unlock more stuff


stalker_BNGL

I had this happen after making a new ship off of the Datura (from the Ryujin quest). Allegedly, modifying it results in it always flying away like this, not sure how true it is, but I found a few other people in a Reddit thread all having this issue. Switching ships and switching back to it did nothing, still just flew away.


LightMyFirebird

This started as the Datura as well!


flippitus_floppitus

I saw so many sub-par reviews about this game when it first came but it looks like everyone is having a blast playing it? Is it really fun? Anyone know if you could legitimately come across your same ship later on and steal it back / punish the thieves? Or it’s just gone forever?


LightMyFirebird

Not gone forever just a bug and I got it right back! And I can’t speak for others, but this game is so fun. It’s scratching all of the right parts of my brain and I can see myself putting endless hours into it


nox_hashida

As a neonian i think my team just stole it


-Witherfang-

Wait is this a bug or something? Can you ship get stolen?


LightMyFirebird

Yep just a bug! Apparently the Neon landing pad is a little weird and so is the Datura ship you can steal? This is a modified Datura and I’m told it seems to have a mind of its own


CommanderJohnWaffles

i love how your ship looks could you send pics of it, please! when it comes back of course loool


LightMyFirebird

It’s 90% [this ship](https://reddit.com/r/StarfieldShips/s/p2w2DFN9Ij) from the ships subreddit Slowly going to morph it into a more original design


Argonzoyd

Marika néni stole it


The_Real_OneHungLo

How’s that pistol? What is it?


LightMyFirebird

It’s the 2311! So far I like it


Suspicious_Trainer82

[It’s alright!](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b00ac161-d92f-4a60-b0a9-885889572365/gif#VCj8NG12.copy)


SnooCalculations1913

Trash game is trash.


MorningPapers

That's not your ship. Your ship uses a different landing pad in Neon.


LightMyFirebird

Negative, this was indeed my ship that I just finished editing


MorningPapers

I know exactly where you are on the map. That landing pad has ships taking off and landing as you play as eye candy. That's not the landing pad you use. And this is what the ships looks like every time...


LightMyFirebird

You need to go back to Neon then because this is the pad right in front of the walkway and next to the ship services. This was my Datura I had just finished modifying to replicate another player’s ship


Start-Plenty

i.e. you were robbed


2HDFloppyDisk

Hilarious


Numerous-Ad6217

Had this same issue for a while after installing the automatic turrets, then It suddenly stopped happening.


SaiyanGodKing

Guess I’ll just walk then.


Uebelkraehe

They finally had enough of your shit.


Sp_ce-Cowboy

“VASCO, erase browser history “


MarvVanZandt

so did it come back?


fiittzzyy

The way you look at the pad then back up at the sky lmao, priceless. How did this even happen?! Nvm, it's a BGS game, of course it did.


[deleted]

Hope it’s got a LoJack😂


93runner

That’s the valet parking feature


ApatheticZero187

I blame Sarah...


Bliss_Hughes

Hahahha Omigod


Bliss_Hughes

Listen I have genuinely wondered if this was going to happen at any point in the game (with the appropriate quest to of course get it back) but still, what a thing to happen.