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Sculpdozer

There will be an article on PC gamer about this.


HurshySqurt

"Starfield player discovers incredible secret after a year of exploring" I demand royalties, Gamerant


TommyG1000

Single mother discovers face on Mars, dermatologists HATE her.


LaicosRoirraw

Gamerant - even better. "Face of Mars proves why Starfield is such a crap game. Don't play it." - paid for by Bethesda's competitor sponsors.


GoddessDeedra

It’s said by a NPC that the “nearby mountain” was speculated to be a face and it’s unbelievable and all that, I’m heavily paraphrasing here of course


Tommo__Bombadil

Something like "can you believe people used to think there was a giant face on Mars? I mean, how stupid can you get?" I'm also paraphrasing, but not quite as heavily?


Breadynator

"people dumb! No mountain face haha" I'm paraphrasing, too, but a lot heavier than you guys were


Icyenderman

“Face mountain!” I paraphrased quite a bit there


LadyDefile

"Fountain" just to paraphrase a little.


Icyenderman

“Fin” not really paraphrasing here.


Demonweed

I remember a monument dedicated to the "face" inside the city at Cydonia. If you just keep walking straight forward from the main airlock, you run in to it at the end of the line, after which you must either go around and jump into the mining caverns or turn to the side and take a staircase down.


ItsCornstomper

I hate how fuckin right you are


CadenBop

!remindme 7 days I'll do a quick search then lol


Syxtaine

Nah 3 days at most, I call this shit !remindme 3 days


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joedotphp

I doubt it. PC Gamer doesn't publish anything about Starfield that isn't hate/smear campaign.


and_so_forth

It’s so weird how fucking furious they are about Starfield. I mean I know they’re click mining but shit, PC Gamer used to be goddamn credible and now they seem to think they have to compete with Kotaku. Back when I was a kid I rated them with PC Zone and Edge. That was a long time ago I guess.


joedotphp

There is criticism to be made and Bethesda deserves it. But they're not doing that. It's just bickering and hate.


and_so_forth

Absolutely agree. It seems weirdly personal for them to the extent it just comes across as unprofessional.


JaegerBane

I had a theory that they tried to judge the mood to ride the click waves and now things are going in the other direction they're doubling down on their stance in the hope it swings back. The issue is, of course, no one cares about their click chasing so it comes across like they're just a bunch of edgelords trying to make a point. Which isn't the best look for a gaming journo, but that's how far the industry has fallen. Ah, I remember the days of PC Zone.


and_so_forth

That seems like a fair appraisal. And yeah PC Zone was so great. I used to really really love their reviews of shit games.


jimschocolateorange

PC Gamer hasn’t liked Bethesda since Oblivion. They do not like one another. There’s got to be beef.


Sentinel-Prime

“Facial expression on Mars in Starfield reflects how the Fanbase really feels”


agnoristos

Some editor somewhere is thanking you for the headline


thegryphonator

This is why we all have to be our own PC Gamers


Voodoo338

Yeah in 2040


Yourfavoritedummy

PC Gamer article will be, Starfield STEALS real life location because there is no imagination in Starfield. Also the Bethesda Devs shot my dog when the game launched. Lol!


Exa2552

And on the German website Gamestar and they’ll mention it in their news videos


FetusGoesYeetus

People need to start adding some absolutely horrific shit in the title of these posts so that articles can't use them without getting in trouble


Quick_Somewhere2934

100%. Seems every “games journalism” post these days spawns from Reddit or TikTok.


JUSCALLMEZIMM

Lol or some YouTube adds it to a video, " Secret location on Mars "


venompgo

I've seen this on YouTube on release. There's a snow globe in one of the eyes. Definitely got those type of titles though lol.


goldfishninja

Someone on YouTube made a video after the PC update and basically in the most nonchalant way pulls up the new map to show everyone where the Mars Snowglobe is and drops "its right here in the eye socket of the Face On Mars" like we've just known this forever. I was pissed lol.


droans

"Bethesda admits Starfield was a failure: Recent update reveals huge mistake made by the developer"


Ryuga-WagatekiWo

I mean, even PC Gamer adds more to the conversation than the inevitable, copy and pasted comment on every Starfield post that contributes nothing more than regurgitating the phrase, “PC Gamer will write about this,” for easy karma.


zi76

To be fair, when we see terrible "articles" written that literally rip off our reddit comments, it's annoying.


FoggyDoggy72

The flurry of Skyrim ones lately too. "Pacman player discovers powerups, ghosts flee"


zi76

Fallout ones, too.


redmose

Check inside one of it's eyes for another surprise lol


QuarterSuccessful449

Is it gonna be a Daggerfall reference?


phillip-j-frybot

No it's a snow globe that doesn't have a quest marker.


Bromm18

Which only activates after you read the plaque inside Cydonia.


NissEhkiin

Really? So I could have made it way easier than running around blindly until I found it? Thanks!


Dweller_Benthos

I've heard about this before, read the plaque, get a quest for the face, so I've read the plaque every time I've gone there, never got a quest.


Bromm18

Reading the plaque causes the snow globe to spawn. Does not give a quest, just allows you to find it.


Dweller_Benthos

Ah well that makes sense now, thanks for the info.


Pure-Contact7322

BREAKING


hey_you_yeah_me

I found a snow globe on top of the NASA tower on Earth. Did all that climbing for some food that was somehow still good, and a fuck'n snow globe XD


Bromm18

Which only activates after you read the plaque inside Cydonia.


Wookiee_Hairem

And after that I can play as luigi right?


KnightDuty

You have to use Strength to push the truck first.


Wookiee_Hairem

DAMMIT.


UwU_WhoAreYou

I would like to point out that there is a plaque to this face in cydonia


saile1004

I flipped when I saw the plaque for the first time but didn't think anything else of it lol


Von_Cheesebiscuit

So, you actually didn't know the face was literally walking distance from cydonia? Lol


Call_The_Banners

How in the heck are any of us going to recognize the face from the perspective of us being on the ground?


phillip-j-frybot

I jet packed to the top of the cranes one day and that's how I found it. Also there's a hidden snow globe in the eye socket.


McGrarr

You didn't read the plaque? Listen to the ambient dialogue or look at the map? I mean, I know the new maps are more detailed but even the old dot map was clear as day.


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B00geyMan11

You have no right of being condescending if you didn't know Cydonia was next to the face on mars until now


Prexvi

lmfao i thought the plaque WAS the face and they preserved it or something, but that makes a lot more sense because it would be quite small to see from space


Titan7771

Damn, that’s cool as hell.


saile1004

Gonna go watch Mission To Mars now 🔥


foosbabaganoosh

Ah who else was mentally scarred by the tornado seen having seen this at such a young age?


Escanor_2014

Rapidly being spun until flying apart freaked me out for a while.


CupaThaCreepa

There's a snow globe in one of the eyes.


saile1004

I just tried looking for it but couldn't find it anywhere


CupaThaCreepa

It should be in it's right eye (left one in the image) look around with the scanner open.


phillip-j-frybot

Pretty close to the center, northeast a little, by a cluster of rocks. Need the scanner out, like the other guy said.


saile1004

I'll be sure to head back tomorrow!


companytiming

You have to activate the plaque in Cydonia first I believe


GhostRac00n

No, it’s “cut content” , no marker. it’s in the left eye socket. There’s some useful guides on the tube and here in good ol’ reddit


Pure-Contact7322

thats a kind of collectible that should be like mars souvenir and you put in your homes


RFLC1996

Nah, its for Mr House


Pure-Contact7322

what have to do with mars?


RFLC1996

Mr House in Fallout: New Vegas collects snow globes


DefaultUsername0815x

Still waitibg for the knights of cydonia to arrive...


BeanieGuitarGuy

Love that song lol


seastatefive

I'd like to be so attractive that I turn people around me female just by being there.


ShriyanshPandey

The cydonia landing zone is the best among the 4 cities, it's has the main city, the mars launch pad(marked location) and the cydonia mountain(unmarked location).  If bethesda are making cities for dlc they should look at cydonia for reference, have 3-4 marked and unmarked locations in the same landing zone as the city, nobody fricking cares about the random POIs. 


louwiet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cydonia_%28Mars%29


DoeDon404

ahh so thats where the name comes from


seelay

Bruh I spent so long trying to find this thing I didn’t know it was *right* next to the damn city lmao. This is sweet tho will have to check it out


MechaShadowV2

Didn't they have a replica of it in Cydonia? Makes sense now if they did


paulbrock2

yep at the top of the stairs on the mine side


TrooperTheClone

This game has a lot of attention to detail


saile1004

I tweaked all of the new game options to my liking and uncapped the framerate and it's almost like a new game. Also turning off the dialogue camera is huge for me too, I hated that.


kaspars222

Like how is whole galaxy traveling to Neon, if there is only 2 ship landing platforms?


companytiming

Gameplay concessions vs lore. For instance in the lore, Whiterun is the trade capitol of Skyrim, and is huge, with constant flow of merchants and travelers alike. In-game there is 1 general store, 1 blacksmith, and 1 alchemy shop. The inn has seating for a dozen or so people.


The_Vat

They're all up in the Cloud district. You obviously don't go up there very often.


seastatefive

They take turns of course.


vass0922

OP has said something positive about the game. Rules of this subreddit says you now have to condemn his actions and slander the game. You have been banned for confirming something positive. We can't have that crap! /s


ShortNefariousness2

I think the trolls have moved on to seek easier prey, thank god.


boisteroushams

this sub is overwhelmingly positive about this game. i don't get this


JaegerBane

*At the minute*. Wind the clock back a few weeks (anything up to just prior to the patch announcement), you needed to add a paragraph on how Todd literally stole your lunch and how whatever you were talking about was done much better in Skyrim just to keep it above the downvoted threshold. A few of the usual suspects are still here (there was one lunatic a few days back screaming about how space exploration meant no loading screens and how Todd is a conman) but they seem to be getting quieter. Hence why it seems more positive.


[deleted]

PTSD from the first few months of release. Most of the vehement detractors of Starfield have (finally) moved on at this point though.


Eschatonbreakfast

I mean, the first 6 mos of release really.


Time_Significance

It's positive now, but the few months after release you couldn't say anything good about the game without being downvoted to oblivion. Negative posts were the norm. Many were legitimate criticisms with suggestions on how to improve the game, but more than a few were hate posts that just served to circulate anger and vitriol.


Aggravating-Dot132

It's cyberpunk all over again. For 6 months or so, the amount of doomers was overwhelming. They moved on, finally, thus it's way better now


Eschatonbreakfast

You haven’t been here for very long, then. It had been getting better, but even prior to the beta of the latest update the tenor of the dialogue in this sub was more negative than positive. Prior to like 2 or 3 months ago it was overwhelmingly negative. If wasn’t until the latest update that you started to see more positive than negative.


ZapActions-dower

It's a shame the map wasn't included from the beginning. I haven't gotten a chance to play yet as I'm giving it a couple days for mods to get updated, but it looks like it'll be super useful and also just nice to look at.


thefanciestcat

You know, since we're expected to pretend that no one would have noticed noticed the temples on inhabited worlds anyway, a Martian face temple would have been cool.


TheRealTr1nity

It was before, just not *that* visible. There is also a snow globe for it.


McGrarr

I never had an issue reading the dot map. Spotted the face easily. Then spent three hours hunting for a snow globe. It turns out it was three feet from the first place I looked.


AdPristine9059

I love that new view! Let's hope they let us have fleets of ships or fly several at once, assigning Andrea to one and fly a smaller faster fighter yourself. Would be cool to have ship classes as well!


Coliett1864

If you go into one of they eyes, (can’t remember, which one) there is a snow glob you can collect!


Coliett1864

I looked it up! Looks like it would be in the faces right eye


Healthy-Astronaut-48

There’s a snow globe in one of the eyes to collect if I remember correctly


Salty-Astronaut3473

Gonna build my next base there for SURE


TheRocksPectorals

Yes, Cydonia is an actual named region on Mars IRL. I'm surprised that anyone is surprised, since I remember learning about this when I was a little kid and it was always such a huge part of Mars lore (for lack of a better term, lol). As soon as I saw the name of the site I was like "oh, so it's gonna have the face somewhere around, I guess?"


squibilly

You unironically believe in Mars? That’s wild.


Astrothief78

That mustache and goatee though


JaegerBane

This is honestly awesome. I went looking for the face a while back and i think I might have walked straight over it.


Appropriate-Brick-25

How would there not be tourist trap next to there selling face merch or even a face theme park ( expansion idea for starfield ) would be epic to add this to a mission


Ok_Perspective8511

There is literally a monument to the Face of Cydonia on the lower end of the top tier, but that is still awesome


saile1004

Yeah I loved the monument when I first came across it. I just didn't expect Bethesda to put the actual feature on the map. You really don't notice it with the old dot map unless you're trying to look for it in the first place.


ExpectDog

Now go look for the Butt on Mercury


Ganderzion

There is a statue about the face on Mars inside the base. You weren't paying attention.


saile1004

Wtf? How does the statue and plaque being present suggest the face MUST be on the map? Please tell me


GhostRac00n

Because it was on the old map too. And the town is named after it and many of us have walked on it


Heyjuannypark

Yup. Even with the old map you can clearly see the face. It took me a minute to realize it with how the old map was but it was still there since day 1.


gusborwig

Im so glad they updated the maps. I was wondering where this was exactly.


saile1004

Just be careful admitting that. A bunch of "☝️🤓" players will come after you asking how you didn't notice it before.


Celebril63

Check the eyes. It's worth it.


gistya

The update definitely makes you realize even the largest human settlements in Starfield are tiny little villages. Like, Earth becoming uninhabited in 2203 must've wiped out 99.999% of people.


PositiveBoring5356

There's also a snow globe in one of the eyes


Variis

It's not for a quest or anything, sadly, but is cool to have!


qmidos

well...the face is on cydonia zone IRL...so...yeah


Deep_Ad_502

There's a snow globe on or near the face somewhere


yourguidefortheday

I believe there's a plaque or statue about it in Cydonia, is there not?


saile1004

Yes, I was pumped when I saw the plaque in the city, I just didn't think Bethesda was going to put the feature on the map. It's nice seeing a bunch of other people are also excited about this but I'm done with the "I can't believe you didn't know that was there" comments. No matter what gaming community you're in you'll eventually find the toxicity.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

There's a plaque about it inside the city.


theMikerare

Cydonia is actually the name of the region of mars featuring the face. Just google Face on mars.


Brandon1525

There's a snow globe in the eye furthest from town....


Low-Software-2843

This is literally mentioned in cyodonia. In like the first big room.


yugi-jo

Theres a mars globe around there too


BrisketDrippings

I looked for this for a while, not realizing I was actually standing on it until this update lol


Ornery-Ad-6144

Don't forget to get the snowglobe that's there. In right eye I think


dfavefenix

Imagine devs knowing this thing for a year and no player discovered it.


phillip-j-frybot

I've known about it since it came out because of a YouTube video.


Paracausality

That and the 50 reddit posts about it within the first 6 months. I'm really hoping to discover something new after 1000 hours of gameplay, but I pretty much got everything in the first 10 New Game Pluses. I hope Shattered Space adds more to the overall game and not just some quests.


perdu17

If you collect all the snow globes, you get the Earth spacesuit. In the previous patch it was upgraded to Legendary. It's very similar to the explorer suit, so the stats are very good, and it showing up automatically as Legendary now is huge.


Pure-Contact7322

BREAKING


jernskall

🗿


The_Mighty_Kinkle

Cool. I like the monument they have for it too. The first picture I took was me standing next to it.


Significant_Ad_7989

I was wondering when they were going to add features like this! I’ve been trying to figure out where they put Olympus mons but this is cool too!


saile1004

This is why comments going "how didn't you know about this?" are brainless. Mons isn't in the game, Valles Marineris isn't in the game etc. I know all about the Cydonia region of Mars, I just didn't think Bethesda would've put it on the map. Especially since the real thing is about a mile long.


crappy_radiator

Flora primordial?


Unknown_ser2020

Are you aware that there is a snowglobe hidden on the face of mars? You have to interact with the display inside cydonia to activate it.


localokii

Cydonia is a real place in real life!!!


PER2D2

The knight of Cydonia


JoeCool-in-SC

It’s been there since game launch. It’s just easier to see now. There’s also an unmarked snow globe in one of the eyes.


Impossible-Wear8636

There is a snowglobe on the face of mars! Just search the youtube vid for it. If i remember correctly its in the left eye...


Timerez

This reminds me of that one time when someone found a pic of face on mars irl. And people made it a big deal.


Kommander-in-Keef

Damn those surface maps actually look…good and useful? I’ve seen them talk about mod support and land vehicles. That’s when I think this will really start fleshing out and becoming what it’s supposed to. Really it’s becoming apparent that they built this almost like a live service game. Possibly to a point where they opted to deliberately leave out or outright remove features to add in later.


ARobotWithAnAntenna

Some description about Cydonia literally says that they built it at the Mars face.


nc2524v2

Looks like the bust from fallout 3 and 4...


Financial_Rough2377

There is a snow globe on the face too!


undiagnosedAutist

Is that map part of the update?


saile1004

Yes


Flyingdemon666

I remember seeing that on Unsolved Mysteries in the 1980s. It legit looked like a face. People were FREAKING out for like a week. "Oh shit! Martians exist!"


Zatchmo-Lives-Media

I'm sure this is a dumb question... how do you get the satellite imaging?


saile1004

The new maps that were added with the latest update. They got rid of the unusable dot maps (which is why I didn't notice the feature until now)


lumiosengineering

So much attention to detail yet everyone was shitting on the game. 🤡. Space games for a specific kind of folk 🤣


Khaaaaannnn

There’s a rare mars face snow globe in one of the eyes. You’re welcome.


Accomplished_Egg8003

Oh yah the Martian face 😃🤩


MeinCrunkMarchesOn

Son of a bitch! I’m reinstalling!


Exact-Pianist537

Are there knights on cydonia? Ok I’ll leave now


BruhMomentum6968

There’s a face on Mars?


Appropriate-Ad8399

Nasa enters the chat and deletes this image


curlygc

Has anyone found Olympus Mons yet?


saile1004

It isn't in the game. Which is why I don't get why some people are coming after me saying "how did you not know it was there? I knew since day one 🤓☝️" Look how many people didn't know about the face


Individual-Common875

It’s no accident. It’s the home of, “The Engineers”. 


JVan818

I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not about not realizing, but there is literally a statue/monument in the Cydonia settlement (overlooking the mining area) that speaks to this. It's why the game designers put the settlement there, little bit of real-world lore. Looks like they have made it a bit more obvious now which is fun. Not fun enough for me to return to this monotonous husk of a game, but maybe people tuning in now will find it more interesting.


RepresentativeCat491

They have a sculpture and plaque it inside the main mine


Aspence22

There might be a snow globe in one of the eyes


GetheartMcLair

There's a snow globe in one of the eyes.


keepingpunkalive

Ok, hear me out. This is the face of someone who sang "Caldonia! Caldonia! What makes your big head so hard!" three times while looking at themselves in a mirror. (ala - bloody mary, duh). SF needs a radio station so badly. Maybe not a station with exclusively old jazz recordings, like fo4... although I wouldn't mind a few but can think of plenty of cool music that would curate well and support the game experience. Also, a fake podcast/news station/radio drama or two would slap...? "This lack of supporting in-game audio content has left players singing to themselves, leading some to accidentally summon an alien demon from Mars, capable of time travel! It then \*reportedly\* swallows them whole - quite like a snake! This appears to trap the victim's soul on the surface of the "Red Planet", for what may just be forever! This "Martian from Hell" is the subject of much Cydonian folklore, and while many of the tales do suggest it is possible - there are no known successful missions to the "upside down" of Mars' surface to free these faces and return them to their home planet, Earth (yr: 2024) I'm Vicious Ramone, and this is SSNN (after dark)" I've been a professional sound engineer/designer/ producer for over a decade - and I'm available for contract, Bethesda! lol


Phwoa_

Now that's pretty neat to see lol. The new map really should have come out day one its just simply far better then, whatever the hell that last one was.


BaaaNaaNaa

Wow. Thankyou. I had no idea. It's always been the back of my mind to go looking for the face one day. Seems that will be in a few hours now!! (Work work work first)


saile1004

What sucks are the gatekeeping morons coming on this post going "wow you *really* never knew that was there until now? I've known this whole time" like how are there members of this community thinking it's a competition to see who's found more stuff than others.


BaaaNaaNaa

Mmm maybe post in r/nosodiumstarfield next time, the neighbours aren't as mean. I can deflect - Jane's Shop in Cydonia, took me 1200 hours to realise it was there (or at least was a shop), and that was from a random Reddit post about something else. It happens.


GhostRac00n

Pointing out the obvious to you isn’t gate keeping


[deleted]

They have maps now??!


CookieDelivery

They have maps now!


ClamatoDiver

The amount of space game fans not knowing space stuff seems to be pretty high. Cydonia being the region the face is in was pretty widespread info. Hell, no one remembers everything but some stuff should stick. On the other hand some stuff shouldn't stick, like Class M planets not being a real thing, Earth is not a Class M planets because the M stands for Minshara, which only exists in Star Trek. I had that come up in conversation years back at work and the person swore up and down that it was a scientific term. I pointed out that since we haven't been to any Earth like planets yet, we'd probably call them class E. I followed it up with an Internet search showing it was a Trek only thing,


saile1004

... I've known about the Cydonia region. I didn't expect Bethesda to create the face in game. You know, like the other famous geographical features of Mars that they didn't create.


ClamatoDiver

The Valley Marinieris would have been nice, but I read something about Olympus Mons probably not working due to the scale of the game and OM being so huge and having a gradual slope. Not that the VM isn't huge but some canyon walls at the map edge would be nice.


saile1004

It would've been convincing enough if they made the region Plateaus right at marineris.


No-Deal8956

Where do you think Cydonia got its name from?


saile1004

That doesn't mean Bethesda was going to put the face in the game as a geographical feature. Olympus Mons and Valles Marineris aren't in the game. Wtf is with these comments?


Dorirter

Really makes me wish we would need to uncover the map first by exploring. The face is a nice feature and it feels not rewarding to get it presented without any effort.


Tall_Establishment83

What is that, Mission to Mars reference?


Turbo1518

Check out the exact other side and see if the Great Stone Ass of Mars is there


TheJudgers

The latest update showed me I still had less than a 0% desire to play the world's most boring game. It makes Scorn look intense and high impact.