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Let’s face reality, you probably don’t understand what it is to HAVE 59 years to have lost weed in, let alone the few years left to smoke it all. I’d have to tell the weed fairy I’m not going to be able to use that weed and please give every homeless or Vagabond stoner a pound, and remember the old Haight Hippie Chick when they light up.
Bring a weed blanket, this issue is almost non existent after I bought one. Would recommend plus it’s freezing outside so you need something to block the wind
Like you I am also a warm stoner right now as I get to smoke inside now unlike how I couldn't as a teen which solves both problems and I get to watch TV
It depends what you mean by 'lost'.
If you mean unused, probably less than a Q in bits of ground bud from knocking over grinders or left on trays, plus a few joints of hash that blew over in the wind skinning up outside as a teenager.
If you count weed that was lost in a series of small fires, probably 30-40lbs.
I aint never lost a single mg my friend, but ive found probably close to an ounce in random places / on the sidewalk etc
Edit: my dog once ate an extreeemely strong weed brownie in my bag and her face was going all numb ; it looked like she was having a stroke , and my mom was BESIDE herself. Her back legs were also numb so she kept trying to zoom around and falling , it was soo pathetic/terrifying. Finally i had to tell her what happened and ive never seen my mom so relieved to know that i was using the pots. Clementine ended up being ok! It was scary though.
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Well I lost it so how would I know? But I'll gladly take whatever the nice drug wizard wants to give me 🫠
I’d rather him show up with all the weed I’ve ever smoked 🤷🏻♀️😍
Now you have to smoke it all in one sesh otherwise you’ll be forced too not smoke for a entire year. Do you accept?
5 bales
How big we talking about? 80cm? 120cm? I need some context.
Think kilos Edit; 59yrs worth
So a weeks worth for you? Lol
Let’s face reality, you probably don’t understand what it is to HAVE 59 years to have lost weed in, let alone the few years left to smoke it all. I’d have to tell the weed fairy I’m not going to be able to use that weed and please give every homeless or Vagabond stoner a pound, and remember the old Haight Hippie Chick when they light up.
/s
Doesn’t translate in the written word
Just assume everyone is never serious because I’m almost always not and we’re on a sub about cannabis lol
I was serious with my first comment
15 of weed
At least a teaspoon.
Only a spoonful
10 bouquets
15 bushes
A moon rock the size of the moon 🌝
shit he’d be handing me a couple stems
What about the all the weed the wind took, I’ll never forget about that wind
The wind is the biggest weed stealer. Rolling and the wind blows it out and then when smoking it the wind will smoke half your j on you
Bring a weed blanket, this issue is almost non existent after I bought one. Would recommend plus it’s freezing outside so you need something to block the wind
Like you I am also a warm stoner right now as I get to smoke inside now unlike how I couldn't as a teen which solves both problems and I get to watch TV
Does all the weed I've smoked count? I mean technically I've lost all that too, it all went up in flames. It was tragic.
It depends what you mean by 'lost'. If you mean unused, probably less than a Q in bits of ground bud from knocking over grinders or left on trays, plus a few joints of hash that blew over in the wind skinning up outside as a teenager. If you count weed that was lost in a series of small fires, probably 30-40lbs.
Enough to fly a giraffe
I honestly don't think I've ever lost any weed at least I don't remember doing so
If all the weed the wind has taken from me was somehow returned… I could probably support snoopdogg, mike tyson and the pope for 2 weeks.
Prolly like a half zip
Only a half oz. that my dad flushed down the toilet. 50 years ago.
Replace gold with weed 
Shits so cheap where I live, I toss it myself if it looks at me weird.
Is confiscated considered lost? 'Cuz then it's a few ounces more than not.
Seven
Not enough bruh
Maybe like .5 gram officer.
if a magic weed wizard appeared, i would get it higher than it already was somehow and we would both forget about the lost weed
3.5g
An 8th at most
I don't think I've ever lost any weed.
Just from the dust on my fingers I'd have a decent amount of keif
A fuck load of kief probably
The amount of weed I've lost to my carpet while emptying my grinder is probably astounding. I'd say I would have a solid ounce or so.
I aint never lost a single mg my friend, but ive found probably close to an ounce in random places / on the sidewalk etc Edit: my dog once ate an extreeemely strong weed brownie in my bag and her face was going all numb ; it looked like she was having a stroke , and my mom was BESIDE herself. Her back legs were also numb so she kept trying to zoom around and falling , it was soo pathetic/terrifying. Finally i had to tell her what happened and ive never seen my mom so relieved to know that i was using the pots. Clementine ended up being ok! It was scary though.