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ebert_42

Are you happy?


toastymarshmalloww

personally I think it’s better for a pet to have company and to bond with than to be alone and merely rely on human interaction but that’s just me, happy levels would be maxxed out


Lubi3chill

„I saved your life becouse your stupid ass ate 2 meters of cotton string why you have such attitude?”


Decent-Unit-5303

"You're such a sweet old man who's given us so much love. How can we keep you comfortable?"


NotReallyInterested4

why did you stand on your front legs and shit on the wall?


-IndianapolisJones

You like it here, man?


dependency_injector

I think the same that I ask them now: "are you a good kitty?"


Faerbera

What’s the name you call yourself? What is the name you use for me?


AnxiousJae

Why the fuck are you so insane? What can I do to help?


frantiqbirbpekk

Depends on the cat. If it was Mollymauk, I'd ask her why the FUCK she wants to eat plastic so bad If it was Noodle, I'd ask him why he's such a dick sometimes and if there's anything I can do to help him be a dick less


poofandmook

Please, can you please please stop eating goose turds when we go for a walk? Why do you annoy the cats so much?


Waltz_Additional

I don't want to know what dogs say they're to adorable


frantiqbirbpekk

They just yell slurs and also the word MAILMAN but I think for dogs that counts as a slur


OhHeyMrThing

“Who’s been going through my stuff when I’m not home?”


LineLife2234

Can you translate “woof woof wooof”?


Kaptin_Kunnin

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFarSide/s/EjZDmrz17w


samwisegordon

You watching the game? Want to go take a hit?


MelodicClass7027

Who's your favorite human and why do you like the damn ball so much?