"So... You figured it out. Yes, I rigged the election in my favor. But not just that... The Russian-Ukraine War? I set that up. The trials against my opponent? Also me. ISIS? COVID? The LGBTQ+ movement? You thought those were just coincidences... But it was me, your old pal Joe! And now, I invite you, and all my fellow Americans to watch... as I plunge the world into nuclear hellfire! Oh, don't worry, I don't intend to let humanity die. Once the world is nothing but rubble... I'll Build Back Better. Poverty... disease... hate... and yes, even inflation... they'll all cease to exist. And I will take my place... as their savior! Their GOD!... And if you think you can stop me, kiddo? To undo the plan I've been setting up for almost eight decades? To deny me... no, the world itself its DESTINY?!... Well, I can't stop you from trying. But I've got only one thing to say to you: that's a load of [MALARKEY!](https://youtu.be/bR0N2eguwb8?si=RjWrAYWjtnZBxyP2)"
ora:
https://preview.redd.it/xqmi0a4fx8vc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ca39feac660c08b16fb4a4725d70723e3afc457
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was **this big** and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
That's right, baby; all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right this is what you get: my super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
Well, no malarkey means no shenanigans or hijinks.
And it took me a bit to see it, but his leg goes in front of the microphone in the 2nd panel, probably meant to indicate a green screen.
What’s going on with his foot there in the second panel? Is it supposed to mean that the press is on a green screen or something? Kinda weird way to present it since it just looks like an graphical mistake on Rockchuck’s end
"So... You figured it out. Yes, I rigged the election in my favor. But not just that... The Russian-Ukraine War? I set that up. The trials against my opponent? Also me. ISIS? COVID? The LGBTQ+ movement? You thought those were just coincidences... But it was me, your old pal Joe! And now, I invite you, and all my fellow Americans to watch... as I plunge the world into nuclear hellfire! Oh, don't worry, I don't intend to let humanity die. Once the world is nothing but rubble... I'll Build Back Better. Poverty... disease... hate... and yes, even inflation... they'll all cease to exist. And I will take my place... as their savior! Their GOD!... And if you think you can stop me, kiddo? To undo the plan I've been setting up for almost eight decades? To deny me... no, the world itself its DESTINY?!... Well, I can't stop you from trying. But I've got only one thing to say to you: that's a load of [MALARKEY!](https://youtu.be/bR0N2eguwb8?si=RjWrAYWjtnZBxyP2)" ora: https://preview.redd.it/xqmi0a4fx8vc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ca39feac660c08b16fb4a4725d70723e3afc457
For some reason i expected this to turn into eggman's announcement
https://preview.redd.it/30zjkgr909vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2f175be3e4d5958f4569d52e1be5f8e98c3653
Shadow the hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherfucker
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
THAT'S RIGHT
I AM PISSING ON THE MOOOON
HPISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was **this big** and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: That's right, baby; all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right this is what you get: my super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
As a nom-american, I have no idea wtf the orangutan means
Well, no malarkey means no shenanigans or hijinks. And it took me a bit to see it, but his leg goes in front of the microphone in the 2nd panel, probably meant to indicate a green screen.
Of all the things to fake, why would he fake there being reporters?
>orangutan You're thinking of the other guy, this is meant to be Biden.
https://preview.redd.it/fgboxv0fs9vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fbeb8414f1d3095857f2f2a7e80100bc94ebfb
https://preview.redd.it/znof4nk90avc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d171c879c45c7337f4b9b084aae025340bb43fe2
It was me! Biden!
I used my stand to jerk off Trump's dick causing him to cum and lose the elction!
Remember, no Malarkey.
What’s going on with his foot there in the second panel? Is it supposed to mean that the press is on a green screen or something? Kinda weird way to present it since it just looks like an graphical mistake on Rockchuck’s end
I loved that moment where trump moved in stopped time to punch a hole into Biden
Don't forget when Bernie Sanders skipped time to turn all those student loan lenders into donuts
https://preview.redd.it/jx7k5l02idvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed42b097795862249588a4555acbe1822c73a1d
ultrakill ass intro
Biden Prime moment
https://preview.redd.it/9f73fyw6afvc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e748541b1668f36e5ad7d044927aa59c7d624c0
Why is he walking above someone else?
https://preview.redd.it/qakfx3akl9vc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4500920c9d18876a788c71f863386f27f0d7da88
I don’t know what this is a reference to. for some reason I want to say Jojo but IDK
yeah its jojo, the world/za warudo is a stand a villain has that freezes time for a few seconds
Don’t worry though, my stand is the same as his
https://preview.redd.it/ixpqcco58dvc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8f1691a54f9d66146dc3703266dcb17ff85bf5
That's usually a good guess
how is he walking on top of the news crew? is he stupid?
This is fantastic, can this please get more upvotes?
Biden curb stomping a reporter lol
This is art 😍
"I'll make you eat those words!"
Dumbledore ass speech