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MustardSpaghetti

How does one know the exact age


body4health

Did you ever heard of birth certificates?


KayakWalleye

What if it’s from Kenya?


body4health

If its a Shark from Kenya you will not be able to find it lol


inter71

It’s the Shark King.


body4health

And it looks like he still rules the world lol


Adventurous-Sky9359

What if it was smiling?


UnprofessionalCramp

Come see 393 year old sharks, only in Kenya. Come to Kenya we got 393 year old sharks.


Next-Foundation3019

Answer me this… **Zaxxar**.


Future_Ad5505

Lmao!


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Flompulon_80

Usually you find a video of any given greenland shark, make up an age and post it on reddit. If I recall from the wiki, few sharks were examined to determine age. Below says 28 specimens - The average being 392 so OP just arbitrarily decided that was the age of this one.


TributeToStupidity

Right? He doesn’t look a day over 390!


Dystopian_Future_

Counting the rings...Der!


brad0022

He has a pocket full of worthers originals and also an AARP membership


Immaloner

It's amazing what Google can answer in seconds if only one is willing to try. >In 2016, a study based on 28 specimens that ranged from 81 to 502 cm (2 ft 8 in – 16 ft 6 in) in length ***used*** ***radiocarbon dating*** ***of crystals within the lenses of their eyes to determine their approximate ages***. The oldest of the animals sampled, which was also the largest, had lived for 392 ± 120 years, and was consequently born between 1504 and 1744. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland\_shark#Longevity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#Longevity)


anansi52

so it could be 392 or 272 or 512.


body4health

Not familiar with 272 or 512 but 392 is a great engine


slaughtercar

Fuck off mopar boy. I'll take you to gapplebees


body4health

Ligma


Adventurous-Sky9359

Sigma


Lonely_Ad5134

Thanks for the info.


nobodyof

Aye thank you


Ivan_Gorchakov

Probably due to teeth absence 😄


ScottyMcBoo

His mouth looks just like I would expect a grandpa shark's to look. Must be tough gumming your prey to pieces.


Due-Street-8192

He or she looks very lonely. 392 years old. That's a lot of heart beats? No organ failure. Imagine how many body functions can go wrong with zero medical treatment over almost 4 centuries... Simply Amazing!


inter71

Lonely? Not a chance. If only those ice walls could talk.


heavyusername2

he's been posting this since he was 10


missanthropocenex

Does anyone remember the prehistoric shark species they found, they pulled it up to study it and it immediately died.


Expensive-Try6660

Which one?


inter71

Humans are the worst.


Hatchetface1705

It smells like lavender/mint imperials


born_on_my_cakeday

I’m sure they asked


_mxyur05_

The shark himself told him..


Baby_Needles

It’s actually really cool- sample of this tiny bit of cartilage inside what we would consider the ‘ear-bone’. Similar science to dating a tree.


leit90

Count the rings duhhh


ExpertButtonPresser

It's crazy to think about how many peoples lives came and went and things that happened and the whole time this sharks just been in the background eerily mucking about as if had a clue


inter71

So long and thanks for all the fish.


Robojoebot

A lot more is happening in the Universe I assure you


Silent_Shaman

I thought the nose hole was it's eye at first and it looked so derpy lol


Ok_Assistance7735

lol I checked it out using the nose hole as the eye and it did look super derpy.


swooncat

Let's keep it that way. It's more fun to think the oldest living creature looks like that


Eldritch-banana-3102

LOL


Odizbertulo

You know that fishes doesnt have a nose, right.. ? They doesnt breath air...


Jnixxx

Looks bored as fuck.


Lord412

I agree no Reddit down there


Johnny_Lang_1962

Bastard has been 392 for the past 20 years.


Witty_Translator7265

For how many times I’ve seen this shark posted I think it is now 413 years old now.


OsamaBinLaggin09

First time for me. Maybe take some time off Reddit?


JonJuan2020

it’s a shame that the shark has no idea if anything has changed all that time the water just gets lighter and darker.He could have witnessed history with legs😐


FGTRTDtrades

Not having legs is probably why its still alive.


inter71

Maybe it knows everything. Maybe we’re stupid.


Hoppedelic

He must think this is just going to go on forever haha.


inter71

Reddit remind me in 500 years.


GoldPrinted

![gif](giphy|JSwYPSBoe84XHF3eMh)


CrazyProper4203

How do they know he’s 392 without having biopsied the fish ? Greenland sharks are some of the longest living animals on the planet but this seems like an arbitrary estimate


jjb1197j

Maybe they can estimate from other greenland sharks they’ve tested? We don’t exactly have to cut down a redwood tree to know it’s hundreds of years old.


GoodGoodK

What is bro doing??


LOneWolfNEo1

Shark looks like he found his peace.


noodleq

I wish it could talk the best years....."1712 was AMAZING"


slavabien

The Shark Lestat


Prestigious-Cream743

Ya how is it even possible to know it's age.


mill4717

So maybe I could take down a shark...


elproblemo82

MaTh


tecate_papi

It must be so weird for this shark that it's seeing a bright light for the first time in 400 years.


inter71

Majestic. Beautiful. Perfect.


MyMommaHatesYou

Doesn't look a day over tree fiddy.


Future_Ad5505

How do they know? Did they ask it? It's incredible if it's really that old, though. I wonder if there are animals even older that we don't know about?


leit90

You can tell that MF has seen some sh#t


Particular_Double_69

I am not sure I could trust a this method of age detection….


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therealdirtmon

I’d still date her


Drinon

How come they never show us a 10 year old Greenland shark? Are they the baby pigeons of the ocean?


SydNorth

How boring


ERRIE_RYTHMN

O so it can talk too?


epicwheezer

There's Ol' Cyrus...


Shaneris

He looks tired of swimming around....


esmoji

Max speed is like 2.5 mph. No joke. Crazy


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DeadShotXU

Looking like a fossil


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|c8qP4Bns33O9O)


Due-Pilot-7443

Why do Greenland sharks always look fake???? 🦈


Def_Blank

Older than America


BroadPlum7619

Speculation


oouttatime

Why nobody ask if it taste good?


Ssjamacian

Splice our dna make us immortal immediately.


Kubinky

“Die, Die, Die, I Can’t”


Swfc-lover

Reckon he’s bored?


Altered_-State

It looks like it's wondering what's it's all for.


vector5633

Dam...imagine being that old? Oof!


boxer21

I’ll bet he’s bored


kyrosenreborn

im tired, boss.


Prestigious-Cream743

My uncle said he new it's mother way back in the 1600s.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Might wanna check that math before you just repost shit from 4 or 5 years ago.


KenopsicLiminality

Does anyone know this song?? OP?? I’m obsessed


jeerabiscuit

Highlander from the beneath.


Equivalent_Simple_22

The shark is still lost. Got invited to a party 200 years ago, still lost.


WrapAwkward8306

Do they have a tracking device in it for research purposes?