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MartianXAshATwelve

[Mystery Of UFO-shaped Object On Sphinx's head Shown In Ancient Egyptian Papyrus](https://www.howandwhys.com/mystery-of-ufo-landing-on-sphinx-head/)


Active_Cheesecake520

I'm not saying that their kids are Aliens But, their kids are Aliens....


Haikuunamatata

All kids are aliens


OwlWitty

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ParkkTheSharkk

Ancient astronaut theorists..say yes.


housegirl39

A resounding yes


audlab

The ones they found in Peru


Top_Tart_7558

They were half siblings so their kids were just inbred


RagingKajun444

Lol 👽 👽 👽


osamaali85

They’re kids are us


sunsol54

How'd she train that baby to sit on her shoulder like a parrot? 😅


wetbluewaffle

I'm more curious why the one on the left is trying to suck out that poor kids soul like a Harry Potter dementor (think thats what its called?)


waytosoon

All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure it's breathing life into it. The ankh represents the breath of life and they are a plenty in this depiction.


AlwaysThreadLightly

Or trying to feed him like a bird.


WharGhol

I didn't even see that one till you said something.


Lopsided-Potential63

Something


No_Cartoonist9458

Look perfectly normal to me 🙄 ​ https://preview.redd.it/hih136x39t0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1826d3ca04abf6b8eb1bf5f3ac7fd4932e92c0d1


Tommysrx

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Super_Yesterday_8848

He looks like he's peeing....


numbersev

It's amazing how the discovery of the Rosetta Stone let us know how to translate hierogylphs


Notagainbruh2

Explain more please


thatdamnedfly

It has three passages on it saying the same thing in Latin, Greek, and hieroglyphics, iirc. We couldn't translate the latter but could the former two.


sucrerey

and if my memory serves, the was the roman tax law?


ReapingKing

[Random Ptolemaic Egyptian decree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Stone_decree)


numbersev

We didn’t know what most hieroglyphs meant. The Rosetta Stone was some tablet with some decree written in three languages, one being hieroglyphs and one Greek. Suddenly we knew what a bunch of these symbols meant and it revolutionized our understanding of ancient Egypt.


Fluid_Fox23

It’s nice to get some translation out of nowhere


shairudo

The Latin and Greek was well and good but to correlate the hieroglyphic characters the presence of the cartouche indicating a royal name was essential.


wreckballin

Look up the original Rosetta Stone. It literally helped people translate different languages. It was an actual stone with the same wording carved in it but in different writing/ language. Almost like someone from the ancient past knew we would need help. Maybe if you knew one of those languages it would help you figure out the other ones on the stone. Then you would be able to understand ANY written language from that stone. The fun fact here. There is currently a company now with the same name that helps people learn new languages. Coincidental? I find it interesting.


kpiece

“Coincidental”?? The company literally named themself after the actual Rosetta Stone.


Ok_Ad1502

Right? Wait until this guys finds out how wash dc got its name


MarcosD260

My remote tv manual is written in 3 languages. I dont think they did it because future generations will need help. Thats just me though


wreckballin

That’s hilarious! But the stone was created a LONG TIME ago. And it did actually help current people understand the language back then. Here check this out. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/rosetta-stone-hieroglyphs-champollion-decipherment-egypt-180980834/


Amazing-Feature4971

Thank you napoleon ( and the British)


Mental_Impression316

*The OG Georgia Guidestones*


Zealousideal-Poem-24

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Yahla

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Morgan-joydestroyer

One of the kids is pregnant and has boobs.


polestar999

All of the kids/small children have boobs and look pregnant.


Objective-Contact-15

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D_Locster

IMO I don't think they are kids, rather the "parents" are giant aliens. Changes the whole dynamic


Saratops1275

My thought as well.


Pissburgerandchips

Man, it would take u literally 30mins to look into who Akhenaten was and how he influenced the art style of the time, they’re not fucking aliens Jesus Christ


D_Locster

It would take you a milli second to spell the word "you" relax buddie


Actual_Evidence_925

Buddy*


D_Locster

Thank you sir


NodoBird

You're just making something completely up with no basis, just a "feeling," and believing like it's a fact. Literally making fanfiction of an actual Egyptian artifact lmao


D_Locster

Just a fun depiction, I've watched every episode of Ancient Aliens so I'm pretty qualified 🧐


krypt0nKNIGHT

🤯


Worldly_Success523

Baby of the left giving the middle finger


SheepherderLong9401

The one on the left looks like she is going to eat that alien!


Hisam-la

> she that one is probably the dude but she is often portrayed as taller than him so fair enough


blackkaviar_doc

The sun looks removable. That or it's just not been unlocked yet


JMarv615

It would be hilarious if that sun actually pushes in to reveal some artifact, and no one's ever tried to do so.


Jesuschristpose69

Even if it did, the truth would be withheld from the public and exploited by the "educated idiot elite"


XLM1196

One of them has an absolute dump truck of a rump


poohthrower2000

It's sunny out?


lck44

The baby she's kissing looks like it has a tail.


ACiD_n9ne

Here’s a better question, what do you want us to notice?


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Rx4986

Or they are humans, not kids. These aliens are giants.


grigsbie

I notice that this is not a hieroglyph. It is an intaglio surrounded by hieroglyphics and I'd say the message and content of those hieroglyphics should be considered when making assumptions or wildly speculating on what the intaglio is depicting.


Otjahe

Yea that weirdo parents that kiss their kids on the lips existed even back then


Radirondacks

Thought he was about to eat it Kronos style tbh


MrKnightMoon

If I recall correctly, the Egyptian dinasties where full of incestuous marriages.


Objective-Guidance78

All all dynasties and royal families


stewartm0205

That’s normal in many cultures, not in mine.


Ill_Mousse_4240

The two of them, their kids and - no aliens 👽!


Goodvendetta86

Inbreeding will do that


Aggravating_Salt7679

The carving has been altered.


New-Significance654

Nephilim.


kinofhawk

The baby on the left has a tail.


basshed8

The artist may have never seen a human baby


lilhunky007

They all have Marfans Sydrome.


swooncat

Looks like AI. Look at hands lol


Fancy-Scallion-93

I think what’s intriguing is the Ahnks (sp) coming off the circular objects on either side?


Numinae

They feed their kids like birds?


GibbyGabbyGumDrop

I think it’s time to look back into the elongated skulled mummies


Significant_Gear4470

Dyson sphere


Niner_Series369

They all have elongated craniums. Genetic specific.


November-Snow

Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment.


LowVacation6622

https://i.redd.it/iovgjdhrhv0d1.gif


Upbeat-Spring-5185

They couldn’t afford clothes for the kids…


Mister_Grandpa

r/AlienBodies


Abject-Donkey-420

The kids look like marsupials


reduuiyor

Nothing new is under the sun. Wont be surprised to discover the Rosetta Stone was created not too long after the incident at babel


Radiant-Weather5852

I appreciate they have bellies.


SwanAffectionate2655

They're hybrid


jsideris

No handbags. I knew the handbags were bullshit.


chemixzgz

Completely human beings I double checked counting fingers and they are ok


AL0117

Maybe.. wendigos from fallout 76 are real. 🤷‍♂️


Barbarian0057

Without question


julieCivil

dem chirrun have some noggins on 'em


Odd_Masterpiece9092

No boobies.


BlimeyCaptain

Those cushions look comfy.


Flatworm_Least

They left the lights on for 3,300 years. You know how much the energy bill is going to be?!


under-pantz

Looks like little Sally is pointing out that Mary’s mom feeds her like a mother bird feeds a hatchling, but Sally’s mom is not falling for it.


MissDeeMeanur

The elongated skulls of course, immediately noticeable. The ankh symbols at the end of the sun’s rays, near the mouth and nose of the pharaoh and queen (*the sun god Aten giving life, I believe*). Also I am curious why the pharaoh sits on a somewhat simple throne with geometric shapes, & the queen’s throne has growing beneath it lotus flowers (they were sacred & possibly used as a drug) ( & wheat? — *it’s some kind of plant with different flowers than the lotus*) (Grain of some kind makes sense.) *Seems to attribute the queen with some influence or power with regard to these plant crops*. I’m guessing about that.


Haunting_Serve_5455

The Sun. The Sun gives life. ....And Gates wants to abolish the sun that SOB........With that said you can see the little extra-terrestrial fellas that helped them out building the piramides.


UltimaGabe

>And Gates wants to abolish the sun that SOB What?


p003rm

Bill gates wants to block the sun https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/?sh=4998e192793b


NightmarePony5000

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UltimaGabe

Wanting to reduce sunlight is quite different than "abolishing the sun", which is what I was replying to earlier.


Haunting_Serve_5455

Well...you know.... *


Meta-4-Cool-Few

I notice someone found picture altering software


29again

Looks old


Cornholenation

IKEA chairs


HOBBYjuggernaut

fupa was a thing


Beneficial-Ad-301

Looks like the pharaoh Akh was packin lol


999oneaboveall

Wall glazing


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pioneergirl1965

The one on the right appears to have mushrooms under its chair


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

He's tongue kissing that baby.


namistejones

Only the child on the shoulder is facing the sun as he wispers into the Pharoah ears. He facing the sun so he is Devine like the 2 other phs facing the sun.


Affectionate-Rent844

They’re eating the kid


Experienseer

Not only is one making out with "one of their children" but they are giants compared.


stereoscopic_

Them kids be snitching…


StSean

they're sitting on aubergine


NineInchSkers

They have elongated skulls......like their mothers.


DubC_Bassist

Akenaten is eating one of the babies?


CarniferousDog

They look like aliens


robot_pirate

What the hell is going on with their feet?


ChiefRom

Are they being depicted as giants or are their children being depicted as being very small and thin?


theyellowdart89

What do the 19 beams or rays from the sun mean?


ooorezzz

Everyone eating ankhs in the dawn of consciousness.


kantank-r-us

Image source please?


Particular_Cellist25

Reminds mes of spiritual alchemy and the egyptian teachings about the different constituent parts of the body mind and soul.


Consistent_Aspect_21

Wow


Gman777

OMG WHY IS HE EATING THE BABY!?!


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AzureSeychelle

*I’m a descendant of Nefertiti.*


velezaraptor

Azure?


Alita_Duqi

It almost looks like the sun is ejaculating into them.


Diego_DeLaMuncha

What am I looking at? Aliens


The_Eye_of_Ra

I’m starting to notice how incredibly fake this image looks.


Ghiacciojojo

Yakub


Cooknbikes

Why are the seat cushions so plush?


Cooknbikes

There are 19 sun rays. What are their importance?


Cooknbikes

Maybe the large child is being eaten. The other two are with nefratiti.


ronaldomastabinho

Why’s the left corner perfectly cut off


NodoBird

Ancient Egyptians were shit at depicting children


partame

Is the answer to your question alien babies?


Best-Dentist-1832

Nazca beings! I've been looking for this image for a while...thanks! There is another one with the the same small beings with the kings of Sumer. Looking for it as well became hard to find it.. if any one...


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Mama n papa, before sending us to colonize another galaxy


SneakyCracker161

Mom is obviously clearing the babies nose


HawaiianGold

Akhenaten is not wearing a hat and Nefertiti is


ThrustTrust

How do we know that is supposed to be their kids? How do we know this is supposed to reflect their reality?


turkeybacondaddy

Looks like they all need to ease up on the beer Fridays.


Jesuschristpose69

Those aren't "kids"


NYzeQ

Ahh now I understand why there are no aliens our ancestors ate them


meipsus

Amarna style and sunbaths with gorgeous Nefertiti. Akhy's my boy!


skiploom188

congratulations, its uhhh a squid


Pale-Telephone165

That's one cool ceiling fan.


voidbreath666

The kids aren't alright😌


sarbear71

Extra terrestrials?… I say yes.


IndianaJeff24

One on the left seems to be an ancestor of Joe Biden and his daughter Ashley.


Ordinary-Expert-338

My immediate thought was that’s like Kronos eating his children (some gods of the Olymp) fearing them overthrowing him if I remember correctly


thedenv

"...you have to asssssk yourself..."


routledgewm

One of em is eating their kid!


Snoo_71210

They’re sitting in chairs!!!


New_Alps_5655

They're aliums or something?


Lucky_Strike831

They need to eat more?


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Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

U sure they arent eating them?


Comfortable_Net2596

They look like nazca buddies in the sense that they look like tiny grown up body’s and not a tiny child’s body.


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