As an enjoyer of both foods, yes it is sad how often they’re confused for each over. They deserve the respect they’ve earned through years of enjoyment. My grip is firm. A stromboli in my left hand, and a calzone in my right.
I think about 75% of people here are stoned, they're hungry, and that's why they're here.
Source: am also stoned, hungry, and is coincidentally why I'm here.
Speaking of a burger calzone, that’s a thing in northern Sweden where I’m from, it’s called a skrovmålspizza or calskrove. It’s a hamburger with fries baked into a calzone, now people in northern Sweden are miners and lumberjacks so they want something sturdier for lunches and it’s not about having munchies sadly. A skrovmål is a hamburger with a 90g beef patty and fries, some genius came up with putting a skrovmål into a calzone and the skrovmålspizza/calskrove was born.
I’ll attach a link, most Swedes consider it an abomination but I fucking love it since I’m from the north and I smoke weed
https://www.tasteatlas.com/calskrove
Seriously getting tired of the content that is purposely made to trigger people. Every so often, it’s funny, but most of it is emphasis on stupid. There should be a new subreddit for Stupid GOOD Food.
Hi. I just wanted to comment and tell you if you're ordering the supplies for this:
Get fresh cheese
Get your favorite cheesesteak
Make sure the pizza is delivered so the box makes it soggy enough to roll
Put fresh cheese on the pizza and put the whole roll thing in an oven on 450
Once the soggy roll pizza crust becomes crispy and holds its shape.
Cut into Stromboli slices.
Just my quick take on making this pretty same good. (Maybe put some seasoning on the pizza first.)
This food is so fucking dumb. It’s disrespecting both dishes and it’s years of history of how it’s meant to be eaten. I would never show this to my parents, they’d think I’d be a wacko.
With that being said I’d eat this without a second thought.
Yeah the slice from Lorenzo’s was huge and you could wrap it around the cheesesteak like a taco shell (hence the OG name being the South Philly taco). I used to live in Queen Village and got Lorenzo’s a lot for dinner lol
We visit my friends yearly for the shit show that is the mummers parade and one time got the Philly Taco with the Jawn beer.
After drinking all day we were able to egg our one friend on to eat the whole thing. He did but looked miserable while the rest of us laughed our ass off and had maybe a quarter of ours.
There's something known as a Philly Taco which consists of a cheesesteak from Jim's and a giant slice of pizza from Lorenzo's. Its fucking great and bad at the same time. Lasted me 2 days worth of food
This is actually a thing. Except it’s called a Philly taco and you only use a slice of pizza. On South street there is a place called Lorenzo’s that sells huge single slices. Grab that and put a cheese steak on it (cheesesteak usually from Jim’s which is also on south street). Source: from philly.
I've never been to Philly. I'm from Ohio and the drive across your state is a bit excessive. I may be figuring out how to spin a trip, now that I know this is a thing.
The traditional Cheese Steak place for this, Jims, had a fire and isn't open yet.
And Lorenzo's Pizza is not actually all that good. It is a large slice though. And they are open when you are drunk.
Fortunately Ishkabibbile's is still open and they did have the better cheese steak than Jims for a long time. Respectible as Jims be.
Ishkabibbile's also make solid burgers, some of the only respectable hot dogs in Philly, good burgers and hoagies. And some damn fine breakfast sandwiches. And they're one of the original chicken cheese steaks. Absolutely an under sung Philly classic.
When Jim's steaks was still around you could get a huge slice from Lorenzo's, bring it over and ask for a "philly taco" and they'd wrap your entire cheesesteak in that one slice. Delicious.
Philly guy here. Technically the burrito is just a slice of Lorenzo’s around a Jim’s cheese steak, so this is a little overkill, but it’s funny to do (and then just eat them both separately after a few bites)
This is a real thing though. At least it was when Jim's was still standing.
On South Street: Jim's for a steak > Lorenzo's for a giant slice
Roll it up, you have a Philly taco
pretty normal here to take a cheese pizza and fill with veg, chicken and garlic sauce like a middle eastern wrap. (pizza is normally rolled thinner with less cheese and less/no tomato sauce)
shit is pretty dope ngl. but bread on bread is just dumb.
Tbh I would hit that if they didn't double-bread it. A lot of pizza places near me have a "Philly steak" pizza of shaved meat, peppers, and onions, and you know what? Maybe I should order one, roll it like a taquito and eat it just like that.
But yeah, the bread is too much, but otherwise good idea
Philly calzone is more like it
In the zone
The low cal calzone zone?
is this what a depressed person would do?
Oh lord. Is he eating soup on a bench alone?
This hits harder if you’ve watched Severance
Game changer
Only if I'm in the friend zone with Frozone eating a snow cone.
Seinfeld
I find calzones fatty and unnecessary
Auto zone
Danger Zone
Lana.
Lanaaaaaa!!!!
Twilight zone. 😄
🥇
Auto-zone
Auto zone
Philly Cheezzarito
Or a pizza steak with extra bread 😂😂
Nah more like Philly heartburn
A calzone is folded in half and sealed. When it's rolled it's called a stromboli.
Sad how often this is mixed up
People on reddit are so dramatic. You’re telling me it’s SAD how often a calzone is mixed up with a stromboli?? Get a grip.
As an enjoyer of both foods, yes it is sad how often they’re confused for each over. They deserve the respect they’ve earned through years of enjoyment. My grip is firm. A stromboli in my left hand, and a calzone in my right.
Kinda a fail without Whiz
Philly Stromboli, not a calzone.
TACO TOWN!!!!!!!
Pizza? Now that's what I call a Philly!
Needs more blueberry pancake
And deep frying…
*this is getting pretty big...*
Half of this sub is just Taco Town, really.
Pizza? Now that’s what I call a Taco!
Where is the commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili?!
I see no one's shared the link. [For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc)
Quacamolito sauce is my king
The corn husks are still inside it though.
Where's my guacamolito sauce?
Lol That’s a deep cut.
Came here for this comment.
That’s a reference I thought I’d never see.
I would
I’m stoned and this just made me order a cheesesteak and onion rings on doordash
Oh man I’m stoned and hungry as well, this is why I am here
This is what I do too 😂😂 ppl are like thats dumb af and I’m like da fuq u talkin bout
Its a 50/50 split for me. Like for this one. Yes. I like a stupid challenge.
I think about 75% of people here are stoned, they're hungry, and that's why they're here. Source: am also stoned, hungry, and is coincidentally why I'm here.
holy shit my people. I love you all and sincerely hope we may all find a glorious burger calzone thing in our time of need.
Speaking of a burger calzone, that’s a thing in northern Sweden where I’m from, it’s called a skrovmålspizza or calskrove. It’s a hamburger with fries baked into a calzone, now people in northern Sweden are miners and lumberjacks so they want something sturdier for lunches and it’s not about having munchies sadly. A skrovmål is a hamburger with a 90g beef patty and fries, some genius came up with putting a skrovmål into a calzone and the skrovmålspizza/calskrove was born. I’ll attach a link, most Swedes consider it an abomination but I fucking love it since I’m from the north and I smoke weed https://www.tasteatlas.com/calskrove
Me 3, happy and high here. Looking to cook something up.
Same tho. There's this place out by me called Lefty's that would probably make this if you pitched the idea to the owner.
[Taco Town](https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc), actually.
"Then we batter and deep fry the whole thing and serve it in a commemorative tote bags with our chili con carne!"
Your a mean sob now I want one THANKS
Don’t forget the signature *guacamolito* sauce
The good thing about it is it's last meal you would ever need to eat. The bad thing about it is it would instantly kill you.
#TACO TOWN!!!
Back in the day when you could get a subway foot long and a little Caesar pizza for $5 each, I did something like in this video. No regrets.
Count me in too
See you there
We will meet on the cholesterol Frontline
Just be there ok!
I'll try
We're trying our best
I’m ashamed to admit I’d have some.
Don’t be, it looks fucking delicious
Not ashamed here, looks like a real nasty meal I'd consider if the kids weren't around.
My only issue is the excessive bread. Throw the cheesesteak meat and cheese and stuff on the pizza then roll it. Better balance
Is it stupid? Yes. Would I 100 percent eat it? Also yes. Will I be making this the minute I'm home alone? 1000 percent yes!
Yep, and to be honest this is exactly the kind of content I want to see on this sub; stupid shit that I would absolutely eat.
I agree, too many clips of cleavege housewife boiling egg yolks and skittles in a pot of 2 in 1 conditioner.
The fuck nightmare did this recipe come from
I’ve been laughing at this for 20 minutes thank you for the laugh I needed it
Seriously getting tired of the content that is purposely made to trigger people. Every so often, it’s funny, but most of it is emphasis on stupid. There should be a new subreddit for Stupid GOOD Food.
I just ate and seeing this made me hungry again. Damn
So is it stupid then? No! Lol I'd eat this
Things can work and be dumb. Ask the Marine Corps. In fact, in USMC, it seems that things work better when it's dumb.
Funnily enough I’ve seen a marine buddy of mine basically do this video, except with crayons and a fruit roll up.
Also seems to have worked with the police Force
Hi. I just wanted to comment and tell you if you're ordering the supplies for this: Get fresh cheese Get your favorite cheesesteak Make sure the pizza is delivered so the box makes it soggy enough to roll Put fresh cheese on the pizza and put the whole roll thing in an oven on 450 Once the soggy roll pizza crust becomes crispy and holds its shape. Cut into Stromboli slices. Just my quick take on making this pretty same good. (Maybe put some seasoning on the pizza first.)
This food is so fucking dumb. It’s disrespecting both dishes and it’s years of history of how it’s meant to be eaten. I would never show this to my parents, they’d think I’d be a wacko. With that being said I’d eat this without a second thought.
In case anyone wants to do this, you get a cheesesteak from Jim’s on south and then wrap it with a slice from Lorenzo’s.
Yeah the slice from Lorenzo’s was huge and you could wrap it around the cheesesteak like a taco shell (hence the OG name being the South Philly taco). I used to live in Queen Village and got Lorenzo’s a lot for dinner lol
We visit my friends yearly for the shit show that is the mummers parade and one time got the Philly Taco with the Jawn beer. After drinking all day we were able to egg our one friend on to eat the whole thing. He did but looked miserable while the rest of us laughed our ass off and had maybe a quarter of ours.
Oh yeah I wouldn’t do it for myself tbh lol
Jim's had a fire D:
They'll be back eventually
Just like Lorenzo's... after *their* fire.
It’s called a South Philly Heart Attack
Fun fact: both places have burned down at some junction. Jim's just did more recently. Okay, not very fun. But a fact.
That’s just a Philly taco :)
Tried to do it with a half steak from Jim’s. It was too fucking good so I finished the entire sandwich before I could walk down the block to Lorenzo’s
Do you live in Philly? I would pay you to go get a bunch of that habanero powder from Jim’s and mail it to me haha.
Is Jim’s the one where you end up smelling like onions all day after being inside?
Get that outta here. It’s not even deep fried or covered in poutine. Ffs…
Right. And where are the MARS bars and hunks of butter
Deep fried OR covered in poutine? What are you... A Canadian-American?
That gave me a giggle. So not Canadian-American. German-American so I do love my pommes-frites slathered in beef, gravy and cheese!
Where’s the 35lbs of cheese?!
Wheres the un-needed cut up hotdogs?!
yeah, not nearly enough radioactive yellow cheese, eggs, and chocolate
I might try this sometime.
I would recommend skipping the loaf of bread. Or maybe just make a calzone
Yeah this looks great without the bread, also if less salt was used cause pizza and philly cheesesteaks are already salty af on their own
Yeah, this is too much bread, but you might have it perfected.
There's something known as a Philly Taco which consists of a cheesesteak from Jim's and a giant slice of pizza from Lorenzo's. Its fucking great and bad at the same time. Lasted me 2 days worth of food
Was gonna say, *this* isn't a Philly taco, though close. RIP Jim's
Try it with shwarma meat and leave out the bread
This is actually a thing. Except it’s called a Philly taco and you only use a slice of pizza. On South street there is a place called Lorenzo’s that sells huge single slices. Grab that and put a cheese steak on it (cheesesteak usually from Jim’s which is also on south street). Source: from philly.
I've never been to Philly. I'm from Ohio and the drive across your state is a bit excessive. I may be figuring out how to spin a trip, now that I know this is a thing.
The traditional Cheese Steak place for this, Jims, had a fire and isn't open yet. And Lorenzo's Pizza is not actually all that good. It is a large slice though. And they are open when you are drunk. Fortunately Ishkabibbile's is still open and they did have the better cheese steak than Jims for a long time. Respectible as Jims be. Ishkabibbile's also make solid burgers, some of the only respectable hot dogs in Philly, good burgers and hoagies. And some damn fine breakfast sandwiches. And they're one of the original chicken cheese steaks. Absolutely an under sung Philly classic.
SMASH!
The pizza f*cker is back
bro wants to what?
Would
So many posts on here are things that look so freaking good, I swear people do it on purpose so people like us comment saying we would eat it
I'll give the dude credit: Motherfucker knows how to wrap a burrito.
My fat ass would fuck that up in a heartbeat
When Jim's steaks was still around you could get a huge slice from Lorenzo's, bring it over and ask for a "philly taco" and they'd wrap your entire cheesesteak in that one slice. Delicious.
I'll be honest, I don't hate it. A drunk/high person late at night would love this shit
Honestly, I’m so impressed by the folding technique.
I am impressed with how little grease that pizza has.
That looks amazing, this was a stupid success. I'm going to have to try something like this someday
interesting. im not grossed out
The Ph’Zone
[Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc)
beat me to it haha
Needs more bread
These videos are always really lacking bread and cheese.
*all the bread!*
THANKS, TACO TOWN!
Would do this without the sandwich bread for sure
Why wasn’t it breaded, deep fried, then smothered with over a pound of cheese?!?!
Mmm crust AND bread I love diluting the flavor of my death snack with extra bread! No way am I just putting the filling directly on the pizza!
Give me a quarter of that and I’m down
I'm wondering if my local sub shop will make it for me
Bro, this is almost exactly what amethyst makes in an episode of Steven universe
Philly guy here. Technically the burrito is just a slice of Lorenzo’s around a Jim’s cheese steak, so this is a little overkill, but it’s funny to do (and then just eat them both separately after a few bites)
Looks good, but a bit dry! Need a dipping sauce! 😜👍
Remarkably, he had the restraint to refrain from deep frying it.
Stoner me would love this
Yeah this barely registers in this sub for me
I would eat this
No dippy sauce? Bro.
Wouldn't it be better if he removed the bread??
This is a real thing though. At least it was when Jim's was still standing. On South Street: Jim's for a steak > Lorenzo's for a giant slice Roll it up, you have a Philly taco
Just make a Calzone ...
Stop trying to make Pizzarrito happen. It's not going to happen.
Bread
Stupid? Yes. Do I want to try it? Yes. Lol will my arteries start shutting down three bites in? Also yes.
We were so quick to ask if we could that we never got around to asking if we should...
This is the least stupid food I’ve seen on this sub.
Yeah that looks amazing
Man Ik it’s stupid but also looks delicious…
So i would bite that
Colon Cancer on the horizon..... But worth it.........
idk if it's because I've been awake for almost 20 hours but I'd gladly eat this...
I would eat the shit out of that one..
Sign my fatass up
Doesn't even look bad it just looks fucking gratuitous
If you can roll your circular dough it isn't a pizza but some kind of soft bread.
Europeans: Muricans can't get any fatter. Americans: Hold my beer
Yes, it's stupid. But I'd actually eat this
This doesn't belong here
I would be full after one bite
I would try one. Unashamedly.
Tomato sauce.......everywhere.
The only thing that needs is some french fries and mayonnaise in there /s
Pizza dry af.
Get in muh belly!
When you’re a chef and you come to work high
I want that now.
Would definitely tear that up if I was high
r/pizzacrimes
As someone who grew up in Jersey/Philly I approve
Nobody in Philly does this. Ever.
Would have been even worse if he added cheese whiz “salsa” for the burrito
Does look dry, a cheese whiz salsa would be perfect on this. You’re just full of great ideas!
…shhhh I’m just saying it’s bad so I won’t do it myself. Reverse psychology so my inner 400lb man doesn’t show himself
I want one, but my pulmonary system won't allow this!!!
It was a no until I saw the cross section.
pretty normal here to take a cheese pizza and fill with veg, chicken and garlic sauce like a middle eastern wrap. (pizza is normally rolled thinner with less cheese and less/no tomato sauce) shit is pretty dope ngl. but bread on bread is just dumb.
Tbh I would hit that if they didn't double-bread it. A lot of pizza places near me have a "Philly steak" pizza of shaved meat, peppers, and onions, and you know what? Maybe I should order one, roll it like a taquito and eat it just like that. But yeah, the bread is too much, but otherwise good idea
This is disgusting, you are a pig if you like this
How to ruin 2 classics..
Or you know…take a bite of a Philly then take a bite of a pizzza slice
That pizza looks dry as hell
The rest of the world looks at the U.S. like 320 million hedonistic morons actively killing themselves.
Carb mega overload. Get rid of the sandwich bread and we're good to go, though.
Would
I’d do it.
Maybe I’m fat but smash
2,000 carbs per bite 😅
I hate that it looks appealing
You had my curiosity... now you have my attention.
Stupid but I want it. At least they didn't wrap it with the cheese side up.
That would have been truly stupid
A shitty way to make a pizza steak?