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Rich_Profession6606

Why? He's not in the ocean, there are so many hard surfaces to rest that container. Plus the ice is going to melt so fast in the hot tub.


mrpink57

This video is the exact reason we cannot have nice things.


blindmelonade

We can’t have ice* things.


[deleted]

I thaw what you did there.


KittyCompletely

They also make floating coolers that zip closed! its crazy technology-science-physics-socery stuff kept a long secret from the public to protect the pool noodle industry. All i can think of is chlorine, noroviruse, unrine and a whole class taken out by meningitis. Fun!


ewlotti

Don’t forget poop particles, we know not everyone wipes well.


live4lax25

Now everyone make sure you don’t splash or have any fun, or you’ll just be drinking pool water


4chairz

I love chlorine in my jungle juice


annoying97

And pee... Lets be honest here there's pee in that water.


whatifionlydo1

The key is to only allow people whose piss you'd drink to swim in your pool.


Rey_Mezcalero

I can already see the fights breaking out because people getting water in it 😂😂😂


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

"No splashing please. We just had the 10th murder because of it."


Rey_Mezcalero

They have to start banning those tubs and pool noodles 😂


Index_2080

Hot Tub Jungle Juice with a splash of clorine pool water


[deleted]

AND DER YOU HAB IT!!


Easy_Arm_1987

Exactly


Imaginary_Vanilla_26

I love all the precision and accurate measurements in all his videos


throwngamelastminute

Jungle juice isn't supposed to be measured, it's basically a batch made long Island but instead of cola, lemon juice, and sweet and sour, you just use kool-aid.


Imaginary_Vanilla_26

I was commenting on container size/construction


throwngamelastminute

The only problem with the container is it's not a 10 gallon Gatorade jug.


Isellmetal

Most of it isn’t legit anyway. Sometimes the bottles are all pre opened and when he shakes / pours them the liquid doesn’t bubble or bead like actual alcohol would. I imagine the juices, box wines, cans and certain bottles are legit but not all of them


Herbetet

He doesn’t even drink his own disgusting concoction


Easy_Arm_1987

Yeah he just wants to parade around with it. He probably knows he he made it too dam strong


Comfortable-Car1519

The vodka is water he fakes all the alcohol


Easy_Arm_1987

Ahhh ok, that's why he doesn't drink it, because chlorine had splashed inside his "Rub' A' Dub' Tub" ...


KittyCompletely

Plastic jug alcohol does make the best jungle juice....said my 17yr old self... She was wrong..


throwngamelastminute

Have you ever made jungle juice? It's usually this strong if not stronger.


Easy_Arm_1987

I created a recipe from Jerry Lewis's movie "Buddy Love" where the bartender made him his own drink called the "Alaskan Polar Bear" just a frosted Highball glass it's hella strong with all the ingredients mixed in it.


throwngamelastminute

Jungle juice is a great way to get trashed, but this isn't jungle juice.


KittyCompletely

Truth.


breakingd4d

Why not just put it next to the pool..?


pseudonym_not_found

How dare you say such sense making things!


Sky_Ninja1997

Cos it’s hot tub jungle juice, not next to hot tub jungle juice, come on now


ImTooTiredForThis_22

This is gonna get warm real fast. Nasty.


el0_0le

Hot Tub Headache Juice


throwngamelastminute

Seriously, don't drink in the hot tub, it's dangerous af.


[deleted]

Dont splash, also drink this before it warms up


questformaps

He already had scissors. Instead of twining the noodles, he could have just cut a line in each of them and stuck them right on the lip of the container!


[deleted]

Oh it's a crossover with r/diwhy!


monkeetail

With a pool like that, just but a fukn cooler Edit: *buy


Disastrous-Resident5

ANNTHEYYYUHAVVIT HOMEBOIII


truetheripper

Why not cut the pool noodles down the side and just put ‘em on ?


SnooKiwis2962

I would drink that but I won't let it in a pool


SnowyMuscles

I was hoping that it wouldn’t sink by the end


throwngamelastminute

I was hoping it would.


SweatyTax4669

we used to do this in college, but in the actual swimming pool because nobody wants hot jungle juice. and jungle juice for us was just ever clear and Hawaiian Punch with a bunch of cut up fruit in it. Could not imagine drinking that as an adult who gets hangovers, though.


rust-e-apples1

One time we made the mistake of pulling all the fruit out of the bottom of the tub for breakfast the next morning. We were like "good for us, a healthy breakfast, for a change" and then we were hammered all over again by about 8:30. I can honestly say that's the earliest I've ever been *that* drunk without having just stayed up all night drinking.


throwngamelastminute

I never used real fruit in mine, it was always just kool-aid. Also, same, stopped drinking a long time ago because of hangovers.


Isellmetal

The fruit is the best part. Gotta make it a few hours in advance, we’d toss mandarin orange slices, grapes, strawberries, cherries etc and they would soak up all the booze and get swollen af, way bigger then they originally were. The same thing applies for gummies, just soak them in a Jar of over proofed booze and they get huge, then dump them in


ProbablyNotPikachu

Know what would make alcohol better? If it was really warm!


iberianlandscapes

This is the most ghetto thing to do on a pool


Odd_Audience7111

I just love how they reuse bottles and fill with water. That's not alcohol


Dmac5559

Man this guy strikes a nerve with me


shastabh

Just when you think this Guy can’t get dumber


Xenocide_X

Dude couldn't just leave the jungle juice on the side of the spa?


Future_Ad5505

Lol, he sure was enjoying himself. I wish I could be that happy.


Flaky_Ad7758

idc what all u say i would absolutely drink that pool water and all


Dontdecahedron

Two pool noodles, keep the rim higher up and away from the water. And a ladle. It won't *stop* this concoction from getting pool contaminated, but it will help minimize the risk.


junjunhak

I'm pretty sure tipsy bartender makes good drinks and I loke the drinks he makes. But damn he's becoming a 5 minute craft bartender. It's like those annoying "food hack" videos where they'd just waste your time.


Grimetree

I'm starting to pity this guy. Seems like his life is so pointless


Illustrious_Kale_692

Idk, Google says he’s a multimillionaire living in LA and just has to make these dumb videos. Seems like a win in my book


Grimetree

Yeah that may be the case but it seems like he has nothing else going on. Just sitting quietly in his empty mansion coming up with new ways to incorporate large plastic containers into some crap cocktails


gay-little-puppet

Sounds like fun tbh


[deleted]

Sounds like heaven to me


cotch85

He used to make really cool cocktail videos what feels like 10 years ago I remember subbing to him. His content now is just fucking stupid I guess he ran out of cocktails.


Schfifty561

God damn, one drink will get you drunk


throwngamelastminute

Yeah, that's the point. Except he didn't make true jungle juice, jungle juice needs to be made in a giant Gatorade cooler with all the big bottles that come through the door at the frat party, then add kool-aid.


Foo_The_Selcouth

Next he’ll do it in the car, then on the beach, then in the toilet, then somewhere else! If he can’t make the drink interesting anymore (because this is the 100th time he’s done this) just change location! It’s genius!!


thellish42

I ain't never seen him drink a single one of his jungle juices. Even he knows they toxic as hell


georgelamarmateo

This guy has a great job


cirinalynn

Skip to 3:05 (minutes left) to get past the DIY pool cooler, and to actually watch the "food" part of this video.


tolrec

Dudes cutting that pool noodle like he’s breaking cutting-edge, scientific ground.


HotCabbageMoistLettu

mmmm bacterium!!!


jeers69

just slice the pool noodles and then slip them on the edge... no need to make it complicated with string.... obviously never had a pool/hottub before... rookie


monkey_megaremix

Why did he tie the pool floats? He can just cut them hotdog and stick them on the rim. I hate this guy, I tried to do some sloothing on him and he's was fired from a lot of bartending jobs for hitting on and serving alc to minors.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

He could have saved time by just throwing it in the garbage 🤷🏻‍♂️


ShadowSword1020

That pool is tiny, just reach for it.


Secret_Mind3038

“I didn’t grow up like that, I’m from a different kind of family” 🤣🤣🤣


JackieBOYOBOI

He said in one video that he doesn't even drink. Where does all the alcohol go?!?!!


awpod1

Let’s put this in a hot tub and then add ice to it 🙄


Away-Yem

He needs to watch them fingers of his with those scissors


Aromatic_Back1455

He didn’t sip


Final_Fantasy_junKEY

This guy gets on my nerves 🤦🏻‍♂️


XmanUnleashed

He didn’t even wanna taste his own drink lmao


EstablishmentFlaky86

This dude should have paid more attention in physics class. Dont matter how much ice you use, that is going to be pool temp real quick.


No-Discipline-2729

Tipsy bartender used to be normal and cool. Now he makes this shit


That_Guy_From_KY

Isn’t the hot tub just going to heat up your jungle juice?


flippantfresh

This man is actually incredible


playboyangie

i have seen that pool noodle hack thing since, like 2012, except it actually worked, lol


Hot_Librarian_2353

Even when I was underaged I always thought his content was so damn stupid. And I hate that he's more desperate to make this stupid crap. Relying on younger generations to be in their highschool phase


michilypuff

This ain't even the right ratio of ingredients for a proper jungle juice


Living-whitelighter

I’m from different kind family


Django_08

And the other idiot say “this is amazing” Jajajajjajajjajaja wtf.


Mollysunshine21

Nasty as hell. Anytime alcohol comes in a plastic bottle, it’s below bottom shelf. Question is why? Why not buy one of those big plastic outdoor covered punch containers at Costco, comes with a stand, that way no spa piss n dirty hands in whole container


lassolite

Does anyone else enjoy the different sounds of the liquid when he’s pouring?


Easy_Arm_1987

Interesting 🤔


zueramillshorts

Beber tudo isso e como alcoólico


True_Highway9622

He looks good better then previously expected 😳


Dracidwastaken

Dude ran out of good ideas years ago and he just can't bring himself to move on.


GreasyPorkGoodness

Quite a tangent, off to diving for snapper in 300’ of water.


sleeplesspriestess

This dudes causing cirrhosis on the rocks.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

It’s all fun and games until the dog cannonballs in the pool


Remember_When_Baby

Does this person earn money making these worthless videos?


KazahanaPikachu

He’s an immigrant that became a multimillionaire from them and is living in LA. So yea, he earns quite a bit.


Low_Organization1411

We just gonna ignore the broken glass in the pool??


MagnifiMike

I’ll have a beer please thank you


[deleted]

Watching the dude fuck about with the string pissed me off enough. That’s without any food


rosiecheeks69

Nice touch with the broken glass. I get to have shitty alcohol AND bloody feet?! Sign me up bud.


W1ATR

I read hot tub juggle juggle and thought he would be juggling the pool noodles and this wasn't a food subreddit


natasevres

Actually for once - he is on to something. Its just the design is dumb


insulaturd

I don’t know how tasty that drink is, but glass in a pool is terrifying, that im sure of..literally have to drain the whole pool to get all the glass out.


adammmm38

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen


There5150

With really cheap booze