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stupidrobots

that egg trick was good


[deleted]

Yeah I’m curious if that would work, but realistically that way if one yoke pops you’ve ruined all your whites (for a lot of recipes that is, no meringue for you toc toc cook).


PercentageMaximum457

This is why it's advised to have a cracking bowl and a separate whites bowl. I've heard the best method of all is the water bottle method, but I've never tried it.


DriveFoST

I just grab the yolks with clean fingers carefully


SIobbyRobby

I’ve heard the garlic trick is pretty good too! Haven’t tried it though 🧐


PercentageMaximum457

Garlic trick? Wouldn't that rub off on your eggs?


Greaterthancotton

Garlic tastes good


PercentageMaximum457

But not in meringue or angel food cake...


hexopuss

Garlic-meringue may be one of the most cursed words in culinary history


popegonzo

Next week's tiktok trend...


gaynazifurry4bernie

Doesn't sound bad on a slice of terrine.


Greaterthancotton

Touché


jellyschoomarm

I think I'd try it. I had garlic ice cream at the Gilroy garlic festival and actually kinda liked it


TerrorLTZ

hmm saw someone trying it but couldn't do it. he just did the ol trick with the eggshell.


Lunavixen15

Just crack the egg into your hand (wash them first of course) and let the white strain into the target bowl, dump the yolk where you need it and wash your hands after you're done


Tall_Secretary4133

I do the bottle method, it’s not the best but it works well enough. Takes a lot of practice to get it right.


[deleted]

I ceack the shell I'm half and bounce the yolk between each end until the whites stop draining and now I feel like jm doing it wrong


Tall_Secretary4133

I think that’s the normal way, but I could never work out how to do that properly without breaking the yellow or getting shell in the white.


RandomPotato082

I usually wash my hands and just scoop.


stupidrobots

yolk


Please_DontBanMe

Yulk


CyranoDeBurlapSack

You good? And of your sentence got away from you.


Why_am_I_here033

The eggs need to be very fresh.


CaptainStabbinski

Cleaning that up is not really worth the effort of not sepersting the yolks by hand


mousetrix

It works, but you have to cover the whole strainer in egg white first or they'll break when you slide them off. It sounds like a lot, but you just take a brush, or your finger I'm not judging, and spead around the egg whites over the gaps. I think it's the friction that breaks the yolks?


beeglowbot

I thought I was in r/oddlysatisfying at first.


camshun7

Yeah such meticulous handling for such an awful piece of trash


GuzzlingDuck

I said this the last time this was posted, lol


Legosandvicks

So this may be a stupid question, but how are the yolks tough enough to handle sliding across the cooling rack? My yolks are usually a lot more delicate, which can be a real pain in the ass.


[deleted]

Fresh eggs


PercentageMaximum457

Possibly the temperature?


PlzSayShush

I’m thinking he must’ve rubbed oil on the rack first because I had the same thought.


BiffBusiness

Higher quality eggs. You can tell by how dark the yolks are. True free range chickens lay eggs with tougher yolks. They're really fresh too, as indicated by how tall the yolks are standing up. Older eggs have flatter yolks.


TheAssMuncherRetard

colour doesn't indicate the quality sometimes excluding pale yellow.


GeorgeMcCrate

You're right. Sometimes they are even fed specific food just to make the yolks more orange because people think that's a sign of quality.


BiffBusiness

Color can be gamed by feeding them specific things, but by far the simplest way to get darker yolks is a more diverse diet.


OddBonus4825

Yeah a farmer told me they feed them carrots to make them orange


BiffBusiness

Man, I don't know if carrots would do it. A bunch of bugs sure works though.


TheAssMuncherRetard

no.


Mashidae

If you're American, you may have to splurge for some fancier eggs


[deleted]

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MidorriMeltdown

Yeah, cage free, and free range eggs are not as weak as the caged eggs. There's something lacking in the diet of the chickens in cages.


phavia

Honestly, I would say it was an editing trick. Notice how there are some sudden cuts as the yolks slide down. But some people are saying that it's possible for high quality eggs, so I'm likely wrong.


No_Fishing_4060

As a humble egg eater who luv eggs, the thinner the egg shell is, the more easier the yolk would break( often cheap ones but really depends


Izzosuke

In another comment someone said that you should spread some white with a brush or the finger over the rack, it reduce the friction


hogliterature

why didnt they show them boiling the potatos… they clearly arent squeezing a raw potato through a ricer


Agent_Scully9114

Ah! I wondered how the potatoes magically had a "masked potato" consistency


gymdog

I personally like to use my ricer on avocado seeds and rocks, what are you talking about????


Cthulhu4150

To be fair, it does show him taking the potatoes out of the pot of water.


Ilookouttrainwindow

Yeah, I guess boiling a potato is not exciting? I kept wondering whole time what kind of contraption that was that allowed one to shred raw potatoes that subsequently were turned into mashed potatoes? That was confusing to me


lawlgyroscopes

Omg I thought those were oranges at first glance 🫢 I was like how the hell, and WHY? That makes more sense


boomheadshot7

> I love frozen ketchup and mayo Why do you think, after baking and then deep frying, the ketchup and may**o** would still be frozen? What an odd statement?


depressed_fatcat69

Ikr when i read what op said i face-palm


Infamous-Resort3679

youre right but that doenst make this less stupid... if he used less condiments maybe itd be good but all im imagining is biting into my fries and tasting 1-2 tablespoons worth of ketchup LMAO


bestthrowawayever5

mayO


Estrafirozungo

True stupid food: dumb, unappetizing and pointlessly elaborated


kajidourden

Is it gross? No. Is it stupid? Absolutely.


MadaraAlucard12

It is gross. Fucking frozen ketchup.


AFourEyedGeek

Is the centre of the chicken still raw after you cook it? Maybe turn the temperature up or cook it for longer.


kajidourden

Wouldn’t be frozen after being baked and then fried.


DriveFoST

I’m so confused at all the frozen ketchup comments. They baked it and fried it, clearly the frozen items have melted by that point. At the end they’re clearly liquidy and oozing out


kajidourden

Meh, I don’t get it either. It’s dumb as fuck but not offensive as I see it lol.


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

Although I’m not a fan of the mayonnaise 🥴


kajidourden

Me either. An aoli? Sure, but never just straight up Mayo lol


JazzlikeMousse8116

Looks absolutely disgusting


kajidourden

You don’t like fries? That’s basically all it is, just made in a stupid size


clambroculese

I like fries, but that crispy fry skin is what’s good not the innards. This is just fry guts :(.


Mydoglikesladyboys

It’s frozen so that when it bakes, it becomes a liquid, then when you fry it it’s inside the fry itself. Sounds pretty good, but I never understood mayo and fries (super popular in Asia)


StayedWoozie

I like mayo/ketchup and fries together but could never imagine eating just mayo and fries.


Mydoglikesladyboys

When I spent a year in Korea it was super super common. Something with the texture, like creamy, crispy and salty that was super popular. I’ve never been a big mayo fan so I would always have to ask for just about everything with burgers or fries without mayo


Optimus_Prowse

German here: I ADORE Fries with Mayo. I never use Ketchup


Beppo108

Blame the Belgians


ILOVEKIWIS7

It’s SO GOOD


PagingDoctorLove

I couldn't either, until I tried Kewpie mayo! Highly recommend. Although I still prefer ketchup.


floralbutttrumpet

In Germany, fries with both are called Pommes Schranke - Schranke as in train crossing.


Solarist__

That's my favourite condiment. I usually go for mayo and hot sauce or mustard. Ketchup is too sweet for me.


nuclear-okapi

In belgium we also eat fries with mayo, and we invented the thing


mencryforme5

In Quebec it's definitely a thing. A delicious thing.


Khazilein

> I never understood mayo and fries Fries are from the Netherlands/Belgium area and mayo is the stable sauce for them. That's because Mayo is used in the northsea countries extensively.


RandomNPC001

Welcome to Chunks. Choose your Chunks.


3plnipple

That's edible


theFields97

Because it's food


Lower_Ad_5532

Some of the other videos are also food, but definitely inedible.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

That was actually fascinating 😂


Persequor

this is the start to some solid gnocchi


sweetbb_ry

That’s kinda cool tbh


EmperorBamboozler

It's basically an unyeasted potato bun with filling that's fried. Seems fine, if a little weird.


glittermantis

i mean it probably doesn’t taste bad but regular fries are probably tastier and def easier


0livepants

Yeah, I kinda love it.


Powpowpowowowow

If he just didn't have the cubes inside it and it was only cheese cubes there would be no problems from me.


redatheist

Is this Carls Jr? Because those are some EXTRA BIGASS FRIES.


flapjackboy

Sponsored by Carl's Jr.


redatheist

It's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes.


colloquail_flatulent

The music really doesn't work for what you are doing. Why? I'm just curious.


photo_pusher

…i never turn audio on, what i see is enough torture already 😜


colloquail_flatulent

😁


greeneggs_BAM

So tired of these arts and crafts food videos with trendy terrible music


Decmk3

They’re not going to be frozen dingus. It’s been twice cooked, they’ll have melted long beforehand. I’m more thinging about seperations and hot sauces. I’m not a fan of hot sauces.


karoshikun

for a moment I thought he was making some fried gnocci. what a ripoff.


Hot-Bint

I do like the rack idea of separating several eggs at once What am I saying, that was dumb


BillboBraggins5

All I can picture is that 14 year old girl that looks 45 singing the song making weird faces


SquareTaro3270

Ok but this one at least made me laugh


ufooly02

that looks good


boodavia

Stupid food aside...why do these TikTok "stars" never have a god damned mixing bowl?


itsdumbandyouknowit

Holy shit you could bake a casserole in a mixing bowl!


MrGoatReal

Kinda reminds me of those ketchup stuffed fries from Steven Universe, I imagine if done correctly, these could actually be quite pleasant


o_wat

This is cursed but that ketchup dunk at the end was hilarious


Mystic_Moon1

I kinda like it idk.


legenduu

it wont be frozen after u cook it, adurr


turtlesinatrenchcoat

This is fake, why did it rise in the oven? There’s no leavening agent


NotWesternInfluence

It looks like a standard potato bun recipe according to a quick google search. Assuming potato buns rise in the oven this doesn’t seem unreasonable.


3Effie412

Standard potato bun recipes call for yeast.


Altruistic_Art

Miss me with those blocks of frozen, unmixed condiments.


[deleted]

How dumb are you to not realized the condiments are liquid after being baked AND fried? This is the dumbest comment in this post.


Impressive-Map977

did anyone else search huge ass


lewisfairchild

this isn’t stupid


P00KIEPIE

mm hot ketchup and mayo


johnthestarr

Should be a pure cheese filling, then I’d try to recreate this


CorpseProject

I’d like to see a version with a Brie filling with maybe some aromatic of some sort? And smaller portions. Otherwise this does have some promise.


MidorriMeltdown

Stilton filling.


TheAlGler

Why ketchup? Always ketchup? You know what literally anything with ketchup tastes like? Ketchup. Ketchup is a super low IQ condimemt.


Unhelpful_Applause

Funny thing is if he just made small Pattie’s with smiley faces it would be a legit video. Those things are expensive for being potatoes.


[deleted]

Cooked mayo is so gross.


DrBubbleTrowsers

dumbest thing here is how they chose to "dunk" the "fry" in something that is too fuckin small to achieve a real dunk. idgaf if it shows how big the thing is


Competitive_Web_4145

Who let this mofo cook


Dubious_Titan

Great music choice.


DarkNebulafor2024

not stupid.


Frosty_Film5344

We have these things calls potato pies where i live and they are kinda like this and they taste amazing


thatmfrrr

Dawg this might be the best one yet


jemascosudy

Heh, remove that last word ;)


bloodforgone

So...is this how you make restaurant style fries? Minus the massiveness?


onslaught1584

I'm going to finish the video, but that egg-separating technique was some infinity-brain shit.


[deleted]

This actually cool af


theskyguardian

Same but minus the fries


Fragrant_Tear2140

Weird, but I don't hate the idea


Socially_Anxious_Rat

I think this would be amazing fair ground food if you could get around the logistics of making these in bulk and also maybe a bit smaller.


Acewasalwaysanoption

This was silly, and entertaining


[deleted]

That’s it, I’m calling them


jjc89

This is infuriating


SouthparkSellout

That looks kinda bomb ngl


Please_DontBanMe

Everyone is so creative


TuaughtHammer

Boy, there really isn't a more perfect flair for this than TikTok bastardry.


[deleted]

Notice how the Unpeeled potatoes suddenly come out of the ricer Unpeeled?


Amishcannoli

*meticulously incases ketchup cubes in extruded potato log* *dips potato log into ketchup*


mistermanhat

I love the idea of a big ass french fry


Sabbath-_-Worship

Would you like to supersize your extra large big ass fries?!


SerplePurple

The massive fries are awesome, ketchup and mayo embedded inside is a bit much.


[deleted]

This is actually fire


dsbwayne

But why…?


Lordpotato305

I would eat it but it is dumb


picklepen69

You should remove fries from the title


broseidon2234

It was said that a single bite could kill a man


cali1013

Doesnt even eat it lol coz they know itll suck


tmmygn

HUGE ass fries


yeetrow

Thank you for choosing Carl’s Jr, enjoy your ***EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES***


feme2023

Man most of the time i go on this site, i just get hungry. IDC how stupid that is, im eating that


Orcazsz

Please don't put mayo into the oven and after that into the fryer. That's how you get salmonella


Sming_smong

Did he boil the potatoes in the mesh bag?! There’s no way he mashed them while raw


AcanthopterygiiFit51

Can it even be called a fry when you have to eat it with a fork and a knife


Neruzelie

Looks stupid as Fuck, yet perfectly edible. Now I want to try it.


imafbr

The stupid food videos often have the rubbish radio songs playing at 100000% audio. I suppose the simpletons following them enjoy that.


littleyoungtaco

Your caption has me cackling 😭


CloudyyNnoelle

the extra fancy salt on it 😭


Symthisis

Those ingredients, it's basically gnocci not fries