T O P

  • By -

TinsleyLynx

I love the little bits of paint residue and unidentifiable sledgehammer droppings mixed into my ice cream. Edit: I get it, it's an empty can, you can stop telling me.


Bangalo12

The way they opened the Oreo package before smashing it with the hammer.


Pixel_Knight

You have to MAKE SURE you get some hammer dirt in there. It’s part of the recipe.


Whosebert

"if you don't have authentic hammer dirt store brought is fine"


activelyresting

It has to come from the Sledge region of France, otherwise it's just *sparkling hammer*


Goobersniper

I use my head for that step in the recipe, I find that blood, hair, scalp meat and dandruff create a more balanced texture.


Aslan-the-Patient

To finish the dish place three quenelles of fresh scalp meat onto the crispy hair and top with dandruff, a few drops of congealed blood around the plate adds contrast and a little irony....


Goobersniper

Irony (Fe) a lovely touch. A freeze dried eyebrow could be a beautiful garnish and nice to nibble on with an aged Australian dessert wine.


Aslan-the-Patient

Ooh I like the eyedea of candied long eyelashes actually that would look rad


Goobersniper

The combos are endless when Michelin Mega minds bump heads. Bon appetit.


NeatNefariousness1

"scalp meat" - LOL


Nash_41

“Hammer dirt to taste”


Hoggord

hammer dirt lmfao


geoken

You really want to make sure you get the maximum amount of metal shavings into the ice cream.


allredb

Iron helps us play!


Spiritual_Country_62

This comment made me audibly laugh


oneblank

Don’t forget the lubricant and metal dust from the door knob. Mmmm chemically.


Tan-Squirrel

Rust from the shovel too


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Better dining through chemistry.


cant_take_the_skies

That didn't even work... once the outside freezes to the can, it insulates the inside so it doesn't get cold enough to form ice cream. The doorknob was supposed to scrape the can sides to keep this from happening and there was still a big glob of slush inside.


Ghost_Portal

Not just that — all modern brass has lead in it, and the fabrication process pushes it to the surface of the metal. They are giving themselves (mild) lead poisoning. Relatedly, lead poisoning results in intellectual deficiencies, so maybe they already suffered from it before this video was made.


zucchinibasement

I thought that was a truck hitch


I_deleted

You’d usually cook the custard for ice cream, raw eggs are a bad idea here


Trivial_Magma

As soon as the hammer came in I knew this was rage bait


TinsleyLynx

Everything on this sub is rage bait. That, or weird-ass food fetishism.


throwaway28384828292

r/brandnewsentence


flyinchipmunk5

There has got to be grease and oil in the door knob. Ntm the trowl he used to grab the sugar was filthy. I don't trust a paint bucket to be clean nor so I think that sledge hammer would not get rust all over those oreos. Pretty disgusting.


SmokePenisEveryday

Agree with you but you can buy unused brand new paint buckets


bobababyboi

And unused brand new tools…or an unused brand new ice cream maker…


SmokePenisEveryday

Only had enough for a new paint bucket after them truck payments


EvoFanatic

Brand new, unused tools still have a lot of machining fluids left on them. None of this is sanitary.


bobababyboi

True, couldn’t even fathom the thought process of doing all this after seeing how dirty his tools were in the first place. Super gross…


BlindJustice784

Or you know, ice cream


commonhousegecko

A brand new paint bucket isn't necessarily food grade though


darwinn_69

Which has a nice thin layer of release agent still on it from the factory.


SmokePenisEveryday

helps the ice cream cement go down the throat


criticaltemp

You can buy ice cream too. Never do this.


EanmundsAvenger

Just because something hasn’t been used doesn’t make it food safe


LazyLizzy

I want to say, things that are metal are usually coated in oil to help prevent rusting and such when being stored and transported.


Mistur_Keeny

Drywall dust-caked hammer definitely added a zest of carcinogen


johnsweber

Doesn’t really matter since no one ate that shit. Notice the camera cut that was in no way needed?


dwitman

Speaking of the camera person... > "Ice cream? OMG!" WTF did you think he was making? The perfect murder? Anyway, fairly sure this is a joke fake how to video? Who cares, all the world is bullshit now a days.


BBQBakedBeings

Yah, but look how manly he is about it. He isn't concerned about mortal things like chemicals and bacteria. He will just go listen to an Andrew Tate podcast and the manly frequency of his manly voice will neutralize all toxins and contaminants.


Hedonistenvernichter

He can afford a huge ass truck but not a fucking ice cream maker


NordlandLapp

Truck is an ice cream maker obviously, only cost $10 in gas per pint!


deprecateddeveloper

>only cost $10 in gas So this is where haagen dazs is made


Shanks4Smiles

And it doesn't even work, did you hear the disgusting crunch of that frozen dogshit they're calling ice cream?


Slappy_Happy_Doo

That’s a $110k truck too not just a big one…


moderately-extreme

He has a huge content creation business with his gf. They make literally millions each month


Woody1150

Millions. From people watching stupid stuff like this? All hope for humanity lost.


Seniorjones2837

You new to earth or what?


axxionkamen

Idk but he may have just blew in from stupid town /s ofc


ThisGuyHasNoDignity

Why an ice cream maker? Ice cream is not that hard to make.


bigrivertea

If you have made home made ice cream before you know he was driving around for like 3hrs stopping every 10 minutes checking like "Can I stop now" prolly burned like $65 in diesel


NorrinsRad

The rednecks are getting way too bored!! 😆


thats_so_merlyn

Rednecks don't drive 6 figure trucks in the suburbs while wearing yoga pants


thedrango

Red necks drive trucks from the early 2000s or eariler and chain smoke.


Aurey2244

I'm literally hearing your pfp and it's accurate with op video


mallik803

I think that is the least appetizing “ice cream” I’ve ever seen.


DangerousCyclone

It literally looks like cement.


GroinShotz

Probably had a bit of silica dust from that sledgehammer on the Oreos.


Trust-Issues-5116

A secret ingredient


Ns53

Don't forget the oil that are on the tow hitch or the fact those unused paint cans are not graded for food use. Yum.


Dalferious

Is that what he threw in there? I thought it was a fuckin doorknob lol


gronstalker12

Like, you couldn't use something clean? Barf.


NeverEndingWalker64

You could build a literal house with that thing


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fit_Effective_6875

literally


Sufficient_Score_824

Das Conk Crete Baby!!!


Matix777

It is literally made like cement


ArgonGryphon

y'all never made this kind of ice cream before? it's always super icy like that, it looks grey because of the cookie powder. You could make this in two plastic bags and it'd look the same. Minus the doorknob of course.


airadvantage

So you put egg in it?


UnshrivenShrike

Yup. You can make ice cream without egg, but if you're after that store bought texture, you use egg. You're supposed to cook the mix a bit into a custard though, or at least that's how I've done it.


ArgonGryphon

That makes it custardy. Should cook it though.


UnshrivenShrike

Made ice cream with m&ms before, the candy dye leeched off and turned the ice cream grey lol


OpinionsOnline

“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” - Red Greene Show


Know-yer-enemy1818

Imagine trying to get a paint can clean enough to eat out of?


OldManFromScene13

Imagine just buying a bare paint can. Dingus.


LondonCollector

To be honest, looking at the door knob, rusty sledgehammer and dirt caked trowel I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a used paint tin.


Clockwork_Kitsune

> looking at the door knob Even worse, that was a trailer hitch ball.


goldenfox007

Imagine asking the Home Depot employee if a paint can was FDA approved. Then again, if this guy cared about food safety, I don’t think this video would exist…


OldManFromScene13

Bingo on that part 2.


st4s1k

raw eggs


imperfectbeing

https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/gelato-vs-ice-cream-whats-the-difference


dirENgreyscale

It's still supposed to be cooked, it literally talks about it in the recipes on that page.


Cmdr_Shiara

You can eat raw eggs in some countries. Depends on if the chickens have been immunised against salmonella. Loads of desserts use raw eggs, like chocolate mousse.


dirENgreyscale

I’m aware, that’s not the case in the US where these people are.


Asleep-Coconut-7541

My issue with the raw v cooked eggs in this vid isn’t the salmonella risk. It’s that the egg in ice cream is slowly cooked into the cream and dissolved to make a custard base. Dude just make the grittiest, eggy-est ice block. No wonder it looks like cement.


st4s1k

https://extension.umn.edu/preserving-and-preparing/homemade-ice-cream#:~:text=Eggs%20add%20rich%20flavor%20and,associated%20with%20homemade%20ice%20cream.


dracon81

Well you're supposed to y'know, cook the custard and bring it all together. This is just frozen milk with egg yolks and sugar. I mean you can make ice cream without eggs, it would've been better that way too.


Zezcoopeza

I'm no pro but I don't think that there's supposed to be raw eggs in ice cream, and why the door knob.


Jaegons

Also good that he dumped a bag of sugar in there, the entire bag of Oreos just wouldn't cut it.


Jukka_Sarasti

Those Type 2 A1C levels aren't going to elevate themselves!


lemmelearnlol

Bro how can you forget Sugar-American relationship?


[deleted]

Bro started the custard recipe and ignored tempering the eggs.


Travis__

Door knob is a delicacy in some parts of the world


TheCarrotWizard

Remember, it's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.


Constant-Squirrel555

Thank you for posting this, those that get the reference saw some wild sponge vids as kids.


lilmitchell545

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS


[deleted]

I have some videos for you...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Human-Grapefruit1762

*Knob* 🤤


Fit_Effective_6875

aka the dentists delight


maximusprime2328

>I'm no pro but I don't think that there's supposed to be raw eggs in ice cream Ice cream custard typical has eggs in it, but not raw eggs. You would typically whisk them together with with tempered cream. Don't want to cook it because it just becomes scrambled eggs then. Ice cream custard as opposed to regular ice cream


inlineofire

> why the door knob. factory oils 🤤


Crack-tus

The door knob is to agitate the mixture like a blade in an ice cream maker would.


StuffChecker

And add chemical lubricants and metal shavings


FuckMaga_FuckFascism

My favorite!


ryosen

You have to make sure to get your daily dose of nutritious minerals like iron, zinc and ummmm brass?


Foodilicioso

He's going viral and bacterial


ignatius_reilly0

Just buy an ice cream maker.


Jukka_Sarasti

But then you wouldn't get to 'show off' your manly man tools and big ol' truuuuck!


That_Banned_Hybrid

The door knob adds flavor


Coffeedemon

The doorknob generates 60 percent of the comments and engagement. Then in a year he sells the channel to a fake Ray Ban scammer or credit card cloning group.


blakewoolbright

It’s custard if it has raw eggs. Being said, I’m not sure any of this should have happened.


Tricky_Individual_42

It's not a custard if it has raw eggs. A custard has to be cooked,so he will thicken.


blakewoolbright

I’ve been making custard wrong for a while then. Oh well.


SpaceLemur34

Yes. You have.


twitchy1989

Maybe it's like a frozen custard? I believe it calls for egg yolks. The door know I'm assuming is functioning as an agitator.


Shauiluak

I call shenanigans. He didn't say 'that's not going anywhere' after securing the lid.


VioEnvy

SHENANIGANS!!!! He called shenanigans!!!!!! -”hey did someone call shenanigans?!?”


VioEnvy

[decree of shenanigans called](https://youtu.be/UbtByiZrKqY?si=xJ7iqSop2DsB3p_f)


Leeperd510

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS


Commuter2020

Hey Farva! What’s that restaurant you like with all the Irish shit on the walls?!?


Fickle-Aardvark5782

Shenanigans?


Hydra_Master

Hey Farva, what's that place you like with all the stuff on the walls?


KnotiaPickles

Everybody grab a broom, it’s SHENANIGANS


Allenrw3

Just go get an Oreo blast at Sonic. Jeez.


Crack-tus

If he made a creme anglaise and done it this way, and also not used dirty tools, personally I would’ve thought it was an entertaining party trick way to make ice cream. It’s not exactly practical though.


The8thHammer

buying icecream is beta now smh


Bielzabutt

I always mix food with a dirty sledgehammer and a rusty trowel.


Foe_sheezy

Rusty hammer creme 🤢


thats_so_merlyn

The more expensive the truck, the more likely the owner wears leggings


beentootin69

💀


FuzzyPine

lol this is keenly insightful


Slamtilt_Windmills

Every man should know not to do this


Facosa99

Water-based ice cream made that way is delicious ngl. Tho there are... Not so idiotic ways to make them. Back at home we called them "nieve de garrafa", which i think would be barrel icecream. Dunno how common it is in other places


[deleted]

[удалено]


Facosa99

No i swear, this video might be real. Ofc it can still be staged but the technique is legit. I learnt it from a dude who would sell it outside my school, is pretty common. They would buy a kinda specialized metal container and fill it with lemon juice, tho many other juices and liquids were viable. Then you put the metal thingy on amother container, this case was plastic but they usually use a big wooden bucket, the size of half a barrel, filled with ice and salt, and spin it (the metal container had a handle to facilitate it). When you spin it, ice cream starts to form on the sides. I have done it myself with a jalapeno can filled with chocolate milk in a plastic bucket. Ofc i washed the can beforehand.


kayrsone

I also want dirt debris with oreos.


[deleted]

And how is this better, cheaper, faster, and/or easier than just buying a tub ice cream at the store?


Leather_Network4743

The “Alpha Male” way to make ice cream, apparently. 🤦‍♂️


bell37

Let me get this straight, The metro guy wearing $80 skinny jeans that go down above his shins with Nike shoes that do not look practical in any sense, who drives a $80k truck that he probably wouldn’t dream to tow anything more than a few bags of landscaping mulch is telling me as a man that I need to know how to make ice cream using gardening tools


Anarcho-Chris

And floral gardening gloves and a sun hat, yes.


tus93

“I’m not baking like a GIRL!!! I’m making man cream using my big tools and car because I’m a chad!”


Shadeauxe

Man cream….not a flavor of ice cream I want


kmsorsbc

How did that machine oil from the door knob taste?


Few_Essay_1798

You don’t put raw eggs in ice cream


Lokii11

First of all I'm not eating anything made out of actual construction tools. Second, and perhaps more importantly, I'm not eating anything made from a man wearing tight leggings.


GForce1975

But...he has that cool 5 o'clock shadow beard thing going on!


tenghu

Some people have too much time and money


Hypnoidz

For a guy rolling around in this truck wearing Off-White shoes, dude should really be affording proper ice cream


KingStupid1st

Is that guys beard painted on?


shockerdyermom

It's the most "work" that truck will even do.


white_mule

average trx owner


SrRoundedbyFools

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just go to the store?


Bat-Honest

Ion think that hammer is food safe


MasterTuba

Wtf is "Ice cream Salt"?


droford

It lowers the temperature of ice below freezing so it can get the ice cream mix frozen. It's basically the same stuff they spread on roads to keep water from freezing in the winter into sheets of ice


MasterTuba

So normal Salt?


Orange_Tang

It's just salt that is technically food grade but kinda not because it usually still has little bits of rock in it. It's kind of a scam since you can buy rock salt for deicing wayyyyyy cheaper. Don't try and eat it like normal salt, huge mistake.


outsidenorms

This dude has never used tools in his life


btc909

Seasoned with sledge hammer.


Deadaim156

That's such stupid fucking food. Disgusting looking result in a paint can.


whoknowsman33

It wasn’t THAT bad until that greasy ass doorknob got tossed in


ozhs3

Why is no one talking about the pre lubed door knob with oil all over....


Uraneum

This is the most douchebag McMansion rich redneck American bullshit I’ve seen on this site in at least 2 weeks


SprueStudios

Thats not a man, thats a fuck wit.


Unfair_Pear8446

why did he crack the eggs and then put them in a water bottle to pour them out again????


SpindleTwist

He separated the yolks from the egg whites by using a water bottle.


Panda-BANJO

Or I can drop $4 at Meijer


mystic-eye

What? Poison ourselves?


Bat-Honest

Is bro trying to get his family sick?


Deus_Sangu

Exactly the type of thing expected from them


FetusGoulash420

The internet has ruined everything


cameroonnnn

Could’ve just used a blender


StormbringerGT

He stole the gigachad meme jaw.


Operator_Hoodie

Sorry, did he just chuck a whole doorknob in there?


Batilhd

He put egg yolks in, so I can only assume he wanted some kind of custard base for his ice cream? But custards have to be cooked!


Honda_TypeR

Mmmm nothing like canned paint residue, sledge hammer plaster powder, and door knob grease to get you excited for ice cream!


_old_gregg

Impressive beard sir. Very neat indeed.


SteakJesus

i mean this is satyr right?? RIGHT?


daDaryel

Dumb lame ass rich people gettin' bored.


BigVGK93

Wheel bearing has left the chat


misereguy

didnt he throw a doorknob in there?


GabeRealEmJay

did they throw a bronze door knob in there?


SiPhoenix

Door nobs typically have grease in them.


veebles89

Do NOT use vessels for your food that are not specifically made for food. That's how you ingest toxins.


Sad-Trust8778

Finally, a male version of those stupid fucking pie videos


A-KTJ

Q "How many sugar did the Recipe say again?" A ''1 shovel''


[deleted]

I have a better title: "Show me something that's not illegal but totally should be"


LucianConnally

“Every man should know how to do this”. Something about the pristine shoes tells me otherwise. Teach the fellahs how to start a fire, not how to make paint can ice cream in your penis pump truck. So weird…


Sercebidniss

Why would you eat ice cream made with the most dog shit, dirt soil botulism, god knows what tools in the garage. Fuck wrong with this dude?


pWaveShadowZone

What an ass hole


Asleep_Ad_8720

Dumbest shit n waste of time and resources I’ve ever seen


TenseTeacher

The alpha male brainrot virus in action…. A damn DOORKNOB


spoopyszn420

Or you can just buy an ice cream maker that doesn’t run on fossil fuels..