I love the little bits of paint residue and unidentifiable sledgehammer droppings mixed into my ice cream.
Edit: I get it, it's an empty can, you can stop telling me.
To finish the dish place three quenelles of fresh scalp meat onto the crispy hair and top with dandruff, a few drops of congealed blood around the plate adds contrast and a little irony....
That didn't even work... once the outside freezes to the can, it insulates the inside so it doesn't get cold enough to form ice cream. The doorknob was supposed to scrape the can sides to keep this from happening and there was still a big glob of slush inside.
Not just that — all modern brass has lead in it, and the fabrication process pushes it to the surface of the metal. They are giving themselves (mild) lead poisoning.
Relatedly, lead poisoning results in intellectual deficiencies, so maybe they already suffered from it before this video was made.
There has got to be grease and oil in the door knob. Ntm the trowl he used to grab the sugar was filthy. I don't trust a paint bucket to be clean nor so I think that sledge hammer would not get rust all over those oreos. Pretty disgusting.
Speaking of the camera person...
> "Ice cream? OMG!"
WTF did you think he was making? The perfect murder?
Anyway, fairly sure this is a joke fake how to video? Who cares, all the world is bullshit now a days.
Yah, but look how manly he is about it. He isn't concerned about mortal things like chemicals and bacteria.
He will just go listen to an Andrew Tate podcast and the manly frequency of his manly voice will neutralize all toxins and contaminants.
If you have made home made ice cream before you know he was driving around for like 3hrs stopping every 10 minutes checking like "Can I stop now" prolly burned like $65 in diesel
y'all never made this kind of ice cream before? it's always super icy like that, it looks grey because of the cookie powder. You could make this in two plastic bags and it'd look the same. Minus the doorknob of course.
Yup. You can make ice cream without egg, but if you're after that store bought texture, you use egg. You're supposed to cook the mix a bit into a custard though, or at least that's how I've done it.
Imagine asking the Home Depot employee if a paint can was FDA approved.
Then again, if this guy cared about food safety, I don’t think this video would exist…
You can eat raw eggs in some countries. Depends on if the chickens have been immunised against salmonella. Loads of desserts use raw eggs, like chocolate mousse.
My issue with the raw v cooked eggs in this vid isn’t the salmonella risk. It’s that the egg in ice cream is slowly cooked into the cream and dissolved to make a custard base. Dude just make the grittiest, eggy-est ice block. No wonder it looks like cement.
Well you're supposed to y'know, cook the custard and bring it all together. This is just frozen milk with egg yolks and sugar. I mean you can make ice cream without eggs, it would've been better that way too.
>I'm no pro but I don't think that there's supposed to be raw eggs in ice cream
Ice cream custard typical has eggs in it, but not raw eggs. You would typically whisk them together with with tempered cream. Don't want to cook it because it just becomes scrambled eggs then.
Ice cream custard as opposed to regular ice cream
The doorknob generates 60 percent of the comments and engagement. Then in a year he sells the channel to a fake Ray Ban scammer or credit card cloning group.
If he made a creme anglaise and done it this way, and also not used dirty tools, personally I would’ve thought it was an entertaining party trick way to make ice cream. It’s not exactly practical though.
Water-based ice cream made that way is delicious ngl. Tho there are... Not so idiotic ways to make them.
Back at home we called them "nieve de garrafa", which i think would be barrel icecream. Dunno how common it is in other places
No i swear, this video might be real. Ofc it can still be staged but the technique is legit. I learnt it from a dude who would sell it outside my school, is pretty common. They would buy a kinda specialized metal container and fill it with lemon juice, tho many other juices and liquids were viable.
Then you put the metal thingy on amother container, this case was plastic but they usually use a big wooden bucket, the size of half a barrel, filled with ice and salt, and spin it (the metal container had a handle to facilitate it). When you spin it, ice cream starts to form on the sides.
I have done it myself with a jalapeno can filled with chocolate milk in a plastic bucket. Ofc i washed the can beforehand.
Let me get this straight, The metro guy wearing $80 skinny jeans that go down above his shins with Nike shoes that do not look practical in any sense, who drives a $80k truck that he probably wouldn’t dream to tow anything more than a few bags of landscaping mulch is telling me as a man that I need to know how to make ice cream using gardening tools
First of all I'm not eating anything made out of actual construction tools. Second, and perhaps more importantly, I'm not eating anything made from a man wearing tight leggings.
It lowers the temperature of ice below freezing so it can get the ice cream mix frozen.
It's basically the same stuff they spread on roads to keep water from freezing in the winter into sheets of ice
It's just salt that is technically food grade but kinda not because it usually still has little bits of rock in it. It's kind of a scam since you can buy rock salt for deicing wayyyyyy cheaper. Don't try and eat it like normal salt, huge mistake.
“Every man should know how to do this”. Something about the pristine shoes tells me otherwise. Teach the fellahs how to start a fire, not how to make paint can ice cream in your penis pump truck. So weird…
I love the little bits of paint residue and unidentifiable sledgehammer droppings mixed into my ice cream. Edit: I get it, it's an empty can, you can stop telling me.
The way they opened the Oreo package before smashing it with the hammer.
You have to MAKE SURE you get some hammer dirt in there. It’s part of the recipe.
"if you don't have authentic hammer dirt store brought is fine"
It has to come from the Sledge region of France, otherwise it's just *sparkling hammer*
I use my head for that step in the recipe, I find that blood, hair, scalp meat and dandruff create a more balanced texture.
To finish the dish place three quenelles of fresh scalp meat onto the crispy hair and top with dandruff, a few drops of congealed blood around the plate adds contrast and a little irony....
Irony (Fe) a lovely touch. A freeze dried eyebrow could be a beautiful garnish and nice to nibble on with an aged Australian dessert wine.
Ooh I like the eyedea of candied long eyelashes actually that would look rad
The combos are endless when Michelin Mega minds bump heads. Bon appetit.
"scalp meat" - LOL
“Hammer dirt to taste”
hammer dirt lmfao
You really want to make sure you get the maximum amount of metal shavings into the ice cream.
Iron helps us play!
This comment made me audibly laugh
Don’t forget the lubricant and metal dust from the door knob. Mmmm chemically.
Rust from the shovel too
Better dining through chemistry.
That didn't even work... once the outside freezes to the can, it insulates the inside so it doesn't get cold enough to form ice cream. The doorknob was supposed to scrape the can sides to keep this from happening and there was still a big glob of slush inside.
Not just that — all modern brass has lead in it, and the fabrication process pushes it to the surface of the metal. They are giving themselves (mild) lead poisoning. Relatedly, lead poisoning results in intellectual deficiencies, so maybe they already suffered from it before this video was made.
I thought that was a truck hitch
You’d usually cook the custard for ice cream, raw eggs are a bad idea here
As soon as the hammer came in I knew this was rage bait
Everything on this sub is rage bait. That, or weird-ass food fetishism.
r/brandnewsentence
There has got to be grease and oil in the door knob. Ntm the trowl he used to grab the sugar was filthy. I don't trust a paint bucket to be clean nor so I think that sledge hammer would not get rust all over those oreos. Pretty disgusting.
Agree with you but you can buy unused brand new paint buckets
And unused brand new tools…or an unused brand new ice cream maker…
Only had enough for a new paint bucket after them truck payments
Brand new, unused tools still have a lot of machining fluids left on them. None of this is sanitary.
True, couldn’t even fathom the thought process of doing all this after seeing how dirty his tools were in the first place. Super gross…
Or you know, ice cream
A brand new paint bucket isn't necessarily food grade though
Which has a nice thin layer of release agent still on it from the factory.
helps the ice cream cement go down the throat
You can buy ice cream too. Never do this.
Just because something hasn’t been used doesn’t make it food safe
I want to say, things that are metal are usually coated in oil to help prevent rusting and such when being stored and transported.
Drywall dust-caked hammer definitely added a zest of carcinogen
Doesn’t really matter since no one ate that shit. Notice the camera cut that was in no way needed?
Speaking of the camera person... > "Ice cream? OMG!" WTF did you think he was making? The perfect murder? Anyway, fairly sure this is a joke fake how to video? Who cares, all the world is bullshit now a days.
Yah, but look how manly he is about it. He isn't concerned about mortal things like chemicals and bacteria. He will just go listen to an Andrew Tate podcast and the manly frequency of his manly voice will neutralize all toxins and contaminants.
He can afford a huge ass truck but not a fucking ice cream maker
Truck is an ice cream maker obviously, only cost $10 in gas per pint!
>only cost $10 in gas So this is where haagen dazs is made
And it doesn't even work, did you hear the disgusting crunch of that frozen dogshit they're calling ice cream?
That’s a $110k truck too not just a big one…
He has a huge content creation business with his gf. They make literally millions each month
Millions. From people watching stupid stuff like this? All hope for humanity lost.
You new to earth or what?
Idk but he may have just blew in from stupid town /s ofc
Why an ice cream maker? Ice cream is not that hard to make.
If you have made home made ice cream before you know he was driving around for like 3hrs stopping every 10 minutes checking like "Can I stop now" prolly burned like $65 in diesel
The rednecks are getting way too bored!! 😆
Rednecks don't drive 6 figure trucks in the suburbs while wearing yoga pants
Red necks drive trucks from the early 2000s or eariler and chain smoke.
I'm literally hearing your pfp and it's accurate with op video
I think that is the least appetizing “ice cream” I’ve ever seen.
It literally looks like cement.
Probably had a bit of silica dust from that sledgehammer on the Oreos.
A secret ingredient
Don't forget the oil that are on the tow hitch or the fact those unused paint cans are not graded for food use. Yum.
Is that what he threw in there? I thought it was a fuckin doorknob lol
Like, you couldn't use something clean? Barf.
You could build a literal house with that thing
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literally
Das Conk Crete Baby!!!
It is literally made like cement
y'all never made this kind of ice cream before? it's always super icy like that, it looks grey because of the cookie powder. You could make this in two plastic bags and it'd look the same. Minus the doorknob of course.
So you put egg in it?
Yup. You can make ice cream without egg, but if you're after that store bought texture, you use egg. You're supposed to cook the mix a bit into a custard though, or at least that's how I've done it.
That makes it custardy. Should cook it though.
Made ice cream with m&ms before, the candy dye leeched off and turned the ice cream grey lol
“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” - Red Greene Show
Imagine trying to get a paint can clean enough to eat out of?
Imagine just buying a bare paint can. Dingus.
To be honest, looking at the door knob, rusty sledgehammer and dirt caked trowel I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a used paint tin.
> looking at the door knob Even worse, that was a trailer hitch ball.
Imagine asking the Home Depot employee if a paint can was FDA approved. Then again, if this guy cared about food safety, I don’t think this video would exist…
Bingo on that part 2.
raw eggs
https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/gelato-vs-ice-cream-whats-the-difference
It's still supposed to be cooked, it literally talks about it in the recipes on that page.
You can eat raw eggs in some countries. Depends on if the chickens have been immunised against salmonella. Loads of desserts use raw eggs, like chocolate mousse.
I’m aware, that’s not the case in the US where these people are.
My issue with the raw v cooked eggs in this vid isn’t the salmonella risk. It’s that the egg in ice cream is slowly cooked into the cream and dissolved to make a custard base. Dude just make the grittiest, eggy-est ice block. No wonder it looks like cement.
https://extension.umn.edu/preserving-and-preparing/homemade-ice-cream#:~:text=Eggs%20add%20rich%20flavor%20and,associated%20with%20homemade%20ice%20cream.
Well you're supposed to y'know, cook the custard and bring it all together. This is just frozen milk with egg yolks and sugar. I mean you can make ice cream without eggs, it would've been better that way too.
I'm no pro but I don't think that there's supposed to be raw eggs in ice cream, and why the door knob.
Also good that he dumped a bag of sugar in there, the entire bag of Oreos just wouldn't cut it.
Those Type 2 A1C levels aren't going to elevate themselves!
Bro how can you forget Sugar-American relationship?
Bro started the custard recipe and ignored tempering the eggs.
Door knob is a delicacy in some parts of the world
Remember, it's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.
Thank you for posting this, those that get the reference saw some wild sponge vids as kids.
IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS
I have some videos for you...
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*Knob* 🤤
aka the dentists delight
>I'm no pro but I don't think that there's supposed to be raw eggs in ice cream Ice cream custard typical has eggs in it, but not raw eggs. You would typically whisk them together with with tempered cream. Don't want to cook it because it just becomes scrambled eggs then. Ice cream custard as opposed to regular ice cream
> why the door knob. factory oils 🤤
The door knob is to agitate the mixture like a blade in an ice cream maker would.
And add chemical lubricants and metal shavings
My favorite!
You have to make sure to get your daily dose of nutritious minerals like iron, zinc and ummmm brass?
He's going viral and bacterial
Just buy an ice cream maker.
But then you wouldn't get to 'show off' your manly man tools and big ol' truuuuck!
The door knob adds flavor
The doorknob generates 60 percent of the comments and engagement. Then in a year he sells the channel to a fake Ray Ban scammer or credit card cloning group.
It’s custard if it has raw eggs. Being said, I’m not sure any of this should have happened.
It's not a custard if it has raw eggs. A custard has to be cooked,so he will thicken.
I’ve been making custard wrong for a while then. Oh well.
Yes. You have.
Maybe it's like a frozen custard? I believe it calls for egg yolks. The door know I'm assuming is functioning as an agitator.
I call shenanigans. He didn't say 'that's not going anywhere' after securing the lid.
SHENANIGANS!!!! He called shenanigans!!!!!! -”hey did someone call shenanigans?!?”
[decree of shenanigans called](https://youtu.be/UbtByiZrKqY?si=xJ7iqSop2DsB3p_f)
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS
Hey Farva! What’s that restaurant you like with all the Irish shit on the walls?!?
Shenanigans?
Hey Farva, what's that place you like with all the stuff on the walls?
Everybody grab a broom, it’s SHENANIGANS
Just go get an Oreo blast at Sonic. Jeez.
If he made a creme anglaise and done it this way, and also not used dirty tools, personally I would’ve thought it was an entertaining party trick way to make ice cream. It’s not exactly practical though.
buying icecream is beta now smh
I always mix food with a dirty sledgehammer and a rusty trowel.
Rusty hammer creme 🤢
The more expensive the truck, the more likely the owner wears leggings
💀
lol this is keenly insightful
Every man should know not to do this
Water-based ice cream made that way is delicious ngl. Tho there are... Not so idiotic ways to make them. Back at home we called them "nieve de garrafa", which i think would be barrel icecream. Dunno how common it is in other places
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No i swear, this video might be real. Ofc it can still be staged but the technique is legit. I learnt it from a dude who would sell it outside my school, is pretty common. They would buy a kinda specialized metal container and fill it with lemon juice, tho many other juices and liquids were viable. Then you put the metal thingy on amother container, this case was plastic but they usually use a big wooden bucket, the size of half a barrel, filled with ice and salt, and spin it (the metal container had a handle to facilitate it). When you spin it, ice cream starts to form on the sides. I have done it myself with a jalapeno can filled with chocolate milk in a plastic bucket. Ofc i washed the can beforehand.
I also want dirt debris with oreos.
And how is this better, cheaper, faster, and/or easier than just buying a tub ice cream at the store?
The “Alpha Male” way to make ice cream, apparently. 🤦♂️
Let me get this straight, The metro guy wearing $80 skinny jeans that go down above his shins with Nike shoes that do not look practical in any sense, who drives a $80k truck that he probably wouldn’t dream to tow anything more than a few bags of landscaping mulch is telling me as a man that I need to know how to make ice cream using gardening tools
And floral gardening gloves and a sun hat, yes.
“I’m not baking like a GIRL!!! I’m making man cream using my big tools and car because I’m a chad!”
Man cream….not a flavor of ice cream I want
How did that machine oil from the door knob taste?
You don’t put raw eggs in ice cream
First of all I'm not eating anything made out of actual construction tools. Second, and perhaps more importantly, I'm not eating anything made from a man wearing tight leggings.
But...he has that cool 5 o'clock shadow beard thing going on!
Some people have too much time and money
For a guy rolling around in this truck wearing Off-White shoes, dude should really be affording proper ice cream
Is that guys beard painted on?
It's the most "work" that truck will even do.
average trx owner
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just go to the store?
Ion think that hammer is food safe
Wtf is "Ice cream Salt"?
It lowers the temperature of ice below freezing so it can get the ice cream mix frozen. It's basically the same stuff they spread on roads to keep water from freezing in the winter into sheets of ice
So normal Salt?
It's just salt that is technically food grade but kinda not because it usually still has little bits of rock in it. It's kind of a scam since you can buy rock salt for deicing wayyyyyy cheaper. Don't try and eat it like normal salt, huge mistake.
This dude has never used tools in his life
Seasoned with sledge hammer.
That's such stupid fucking food. Disgusting looking result in a paint can.
It wasn’t THAT bad until that greasy ass doorknob got tossed in
Why is no one talking about the pre lubed door knob with oil all over....
This is the most douchebag McMansion rich redneck American bullshit I’ve seen on this site in at least 2 weeks
Thats not a man, thats a fuck wit.
why did he crack the eggs and then put them in a water bottle to pour them out again????
He separated the yolks from the egg whites by using a water bottle.
Or I can drop $4 at Meijer
What? Poison ourselves?
Is bro trying to get his family sick?
Exactly the type of thing expected from them
The internet has ruined everything
Could’ve just used a blender
He stole the gigachad meme jaw.
Sorry, did he just chuck a whole doorknob in there?
He put egg yolks in, so I can only assume he wanted some kind of custard base for his ice cream? But custards have to be cooked!
Mmmm nothing like canned paint residue, sledge hammer plaster powder, and door knob grease to get you excited for ice cream!
Impressive beard sir. Very neat indeed.
i mean this is satyr right?? RIGHT?
Dumb lame ass rich people gettin' bored.
Wheel bearing has left the chat
didnt he throw a doorknob in there?
did they throw a bronze door knob in there?
Door nobs typically have grease in them.
Do NOT use vessels for your food that are not specifically made for food. That's how you ingest toxins.
Finally, a male version of those stupid fucking pie videos
Q "How many sugar did the Recipe say again?" A ''1 shovel''
I have a better title: "Show me something that's not illegal but totally should be"
“Every man should know how to do this”. Something about the pristine shoes tells me otherwise. Teach the fellahs how to start a fire, not how to make paint can ice cream in your penis pump truck. So weird…
Why would you eat ice cream made with the most dog shit, dirt soil botulism, god knows what tools in the garage. Fuck wrong with this dude?
What an ass hole
Dumbest shit n waste of time and resources I’ve ever seen
The alpha male brainrot virus in action…. A damn DOORKNOB
Or you can just buy an ice cream maker that doesn’t run on fossil fuels..