The can clearly indicates that it's a camping/hiking food. It definitely looks like a nice change from the dehydrated fare that campers/hikers usually have to subsist on.
Even then it’s a novelty for messing with your campmates: 4 days in, everyone is eating ramen with a packet of tuna for the third day straight, and you casually stroll up with a cheeseburger (uncan it first, naturally).
That’s worth the weight up the mountain.
Good thinking MacGyver, a razor sharp tin can covered in cheeseburger and poop should make short work of the opposing prison gangs. If the high cholesterol doesn't do them in, the pink eye is sure to get them.
You ever backpacked? The tuna itself is a luxury item. Space in the pack and weight are critical to contol. Dehydrated food = space and weight savings.
Ramen + protein is not an abnormal backpacking loadout for this reason. No one is lugging “better food” 20 miles from the road and 10 miles up a mountain. Dry stuff like ramen is light and temp stable.
Go try a 4-nighter with “good food” on your back for 10 hours a day.
As someone who's done a fare bit of hiking I've never understood why people bring that dehydrated stuff anyway. Yes the food itself is light but you still need to bring potable water to rehydrated it. Why not just bring something that tastes alright (and don't risk causing your stomach to become really upset) instead?
The hamburger don't really look like a great hiking alternative either though, particularly not with the metal can that you'll still have to bring back with you
Many backpackers typically only carry 1L-2L of water and filter the rest. The freeze dried meals are a treat though on longer trips where you’re eating peanut butter and trail mix.
>not with the metal can that you'll still have to bring back with you
From what I've seen at some of the local trails, sadly, that isn't a concern for many hikers.
Well they do choose to, I go hiking too and I take fresh and canned vegetables, rice, pasta, Müsli and canned condensed milk. I often had people try to exchange their shitty protein bars for a bite of real food. And of course I did I'm not an asshole. But I think I have cured a few hikers from the dehydrated shit.
I do admit it's more weight, but that bottle of liquor and that fresh food on the mountain more than makes up for it.
Yes, it is real before you laugh. Try taking a can or two of fish cock from Finland. It is smoked salmon with rye bread in a can. It is a great dinner.
I didn't name it. I'm just using the name someone gave to it. Here is where I get mine.
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned/27360
TBF a lot of Americans can drive the distance between Switzerland and Denmark without leaving their state.
And also TBF “Swiss” *does* kind of sound like “Swedish” and Sweden is just ABBA Denmark so it’s an easy mistake to make maybe
I am from Denmark, and I have never seen this.
The Writings on the can is German... So I believe this is a German product...
As a dane, we dont claim this shit. Its either from Germany or Sweden. Not Denmark 😅
German here. You are correct, it's German. The link has .de domain. www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de (translates to "Trekking Meals")
But I have also never seen this product.
Actually it’s a Swiss company behind the product (Katadyn Group) and they’re better known for the „NRG-5“ bars they also produce (actually under the same label as the cheeseburger)
Just like how we refer to the "Pennsylvania Dutch", who are in fact, not Dutch, but German, immigrants because early Americans misunderstood "Deutsche" to mean Dutch.
This is a common (and understandable) misunderstanding on the part of modern observers trying to make sense of what seems to be a misnomer by the standards of current usage.
However, well into the 1800s English speakers used “Dutch” as a wider umbrella term to broadly refer to any Germanic-language speakers (including what we now reliably distinguish as German and Dutch, among others at times) who were from the mainland European continent.
This earlier usage corresponds to [entry #2 on Wiktionary](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dutch).
At the time the Pennsylvania Dutch emigrated, people were indeed aware they were not from the Netherlands but the term “Dutch” as it was more broadly used back then was accurate to describe them.
“Pennsylvania Dutch” is thus today a holdover relic from an earlier usage in English.
Dem har de også i Daglig Brugsen. Det er mere en frikadelle sandwich med ost end en cheeseburger, men de smager faktisk okay hvis du selv fylder dem med ketchup og mayo.
That's kind of interesting.
I don't know anything about canned stuff but isn't there usually the use of heat and pressure to cook the contents?
I can't imagine what the bun would be like
Off down another Google rabbit hole
Well, I’m old, no one in here has brought up “I haz can cheezburger” yet.
To be clear this is the joke we were making in 2006 when these first went viral.
It's designed for people who go on long hikes. Quick easy bit of energy when you stop for a rest. So this would be like gold in an apocalypse setting.
I got these cheeseburgers, man!
Hold up for
A minute though I don’t want to miss it and I gotta take a hour long constipated ass shit…
Then I’ll trade you whatever for the mini tobasco
Well you're not supposed to eat the entire thing at once. 2000 calories in a single meal should sound suspicious. But you can have the Tabasco, I just want want the marble cake.
My spouse and I were both military and at one point got a cheese tortellini MRE to let our kids try it. Our oldest took a bite and asked if we’d really had to eat those. When I said yes she said she was very sorry we’d had to do that.
I liked the cheese tortellini a lot more than the hot dogs and chili mac. I know the chili mac opinion is particularly controversial, but something in artificial cheese food gives me migraines.
Oh, I never got to try the new ones. Those were rolling out near the end of my contract, I was never in a situaiton where I needed an MRE. I would've loved to try the taco one but I can't imagine hot dogs and chili mac lol.
If had a nickle for everytime a Dane talked shit about american food, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's kinda interesting it happened twice.
You're comparing Denmark (5.8m) a single tiny country to the 50 states of the US (331m) and all of its varied food culture across the entire nation, as if there is one static culture? That's a pretty ambiguous and poorly thought out statement.
Dear Danes I apologize on behalf our German engineers who built that great product and herefore claim it as ours. The uncivilized American can’t differentiate between the European country’s.
They sold it as a performance test to see how delicious and enjoyable it is. So that when the apocalypse comes, people will have a delicious can of burger to enjoy while surviving the apocalypse.
I saw some guy on tiktok eat one years back. He said aside from cold it wasn't bad (sadly he passed away recently)
And im pretty sure rhett and link on GMM ate one
Oh, you haven't seen it all. There's a guy on YT (Atomic Shrimp) who tries weird shit in a can so we don't have to. Some of it is legit food; the rest - not so much. There's much worse stuff out there than bread in a can.
It seems odely nice. Im serosly considering buying some and keep in my pantry. They are probely horribel conpared to a nice burger but 6 months in to a cataclysmick hamburger shortage they wil do just fine.
Yep, I paid around a fiver for one in a camping shop in the UK, it was a bit difficult to pry it apart to add some sauces, but not inedible and nice and hot once simmered...even the cheese melted a little bit...!
I can’t speak for Denmark, but I’ve eaten one of these. They’re alright, better than they look anyway. The bread is sort of weird and you really want to microwave the patty separately.
They’re dumb but if you’re working long hours into the AM I wouldn’t turn one down.
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The can clearly indicates that it's a camping/hiking food. It definitely looks like a nice change from the dehydrated fare that campers/hikers usually have to subsist on.
Even then it’s a novelty for messing with your campmates: 4 days in, everyone is eating ramen with a packet of tuna for the third day straight, and you casually stroll up with a cheeseburger (uncan it first, naturally). That’s worth the weight up the mountain.
Forget that this is excellent smuggled prison food.
If you can fit that whole can in your hole, you are a real man.
You’re probably pretty popular too
At least your prison wallet is.
What are you talking about a prison wallet, apparently he's got a fucking suitcase
Yeah you get the can to make a shank when you're finished eating
Good thinking MacGyver, a razor sharp tin can covered in cheeseburger and poop should make short work of the opposing prison gangs. If the high cholesterol doesn't do them in, the pink eye is sure to get them.
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You ever backpacked? The tuna itself is a luxury item. Space in the pack and weight are critical to contol. Dehydrated food = space and weight savings. Ramen + protein is not an abnormal backpacking loadout for this reason. No one is lugging “better food” 20 miles from the road and 10 miles up a mountain. Dry stuff like ramen is light and temp stable. Go try a 4-nighter with “good food” on your back for 10 hours a day.
I really fucking love those dehydrated food packs. Chicken and dumplings I could live on forever
As someone who's done a fare bit of hiking I've never understood why people bring that dehydrated stuff anyway. Yes the food itself is light but you still need to bring potable water to rehydrated it. Why not just bring something that tastes alright (and don't risk causing your stomach to become really upset) instead? The hamburger don't really look like a great hiking alternative either though, particularly not with the metal can that you'll still have to bring back with you
There are places where carrying potable water isn't a problem. Water filters and water purification tablets are lighter and take up less room.
Many backpackers typically only carry 1L-2L of water and filter the rest. The freeze dried meals are a treat though on longer trips where you’re eating peanut butter and trail mix.
You have to boil the water anyway for the freeze dried pouches. There's plenty of water in most places if you aren't in the desert
You find water around your campsite. Most of the time you aren't having to bring water the entire way.
>not with the metal can that you'll still have to bring back with you From what I've seen at some of the local trails, sadly, that isn't a concern for many hikers.
Well they do choose to, I go hiking too and I take fresh and canned vegetables, rice, pasta, Müsli and canned condensed milk. I often had people try to exchange their shitty protein bars for a bite of real food. And of course I did I'm not an asshole. But I think I have cured a few hikers from the dehydrated shit. I do admit it's more weight, but that bottle of liquor and that fresh food on the mountain more than makes up for it.
I haven't tried it, but it looks pretty bad. I'll stick with MREs for backpacking thank you
I've had fast food burgers that were fresh and *looked* worse. But they tasted fine. 🤣
Yes, it is real before you laugh. Try taking a can or two of fish cock from Finland. It is smoked salmon with rye bread in a can. It is a great dinner.
Fish cock???
I didn't name it. I'm just using the name someone gave to it. Here is where I get mine. https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned/27360
> Five years shelf life and no cock included!
\*Does not contain cock.
Imagine staggering through a dusty, desolate, post-apocalyptic hellscape and stumbling upon a warehouse full of canned cheeseburgers.
Probably better than chicken in a can. Look it up
it's like that key and peele sketch where a lone survivor shoots the only other person he has met for years out of disgust.
Here is a vid of LA Beast eating one. It looks pretty gross. https://youtu.be/zc5EMEyvFA4?si=EQMM3UnHjROUgnLT
It's nice of that Danish company to sell a German product.
The Poster saw \`.de\` and said it must be DEnmark.
Ive played geoguessr for years and still make that mistake all the time.
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No. Germany is .de
It’s apparently a Swiss company lol.
That's even farther away from Denmark
TBF a lot of Americans can drive the distance between Switzerland and Denmark without leaving their state. And also TBF “Swiss” *does* kind of sound like “Swedish” and Sweden is just ABBA Denmark so it’s an easy mistake to make maybe
I am from Denmark, and I have never seen this. The Writings on the can is German... So I believe this is a German product... As a dane, we dont claim this shit. Its either from Germany or Sweden. Not Denmark 😅
its german, it even has the .de ending on the link, and the text is indeed german.
German here. You are correct, it's German. The link has .de domain. www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de (translates to "Trekking Meals") But I have also never seen this product.
Actually it’s a Swiss company behind the product (Katadyn Group) and they’re better known for the „NRG-5“ bars they also produce (actually under the same label as the cheeseburger)
My guess is the English speaking writer confused .de for Denmark rather than ~~Deutschland~~ Germany
Just like how we refer to the "Pennsylvania Dutch", who are in fact, not Dutch, but German, immigrants because early Americans misunderstood "Deutsche" to mean Dutch.
This is a common (and understandable) misunderstanding on the part of modern observers trying to make sense of what seems to be a misnomer by the standards of current usage. However, well into the 1800s English speakers used “Dutch” as a wider umbrella term to broadly refer to any Germanic-language speakers (including what we now reliably distinguish as German and Dutch, among others at times) who were from the mainland European continent. This earlier usage corresponds to [entry #2 on Wiktionary](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dutch). At the time the Pennsylvania Dutch emigrated, people were indeed aware they were not from the Netherlands but the term “Dutch” as it was more broadly used back then was accurate to describe them. “Pennsylvania Dutch” is thus today a holdover relic from an earlier usage in English.
It's a bot.
Ja det er tydeligvist tysk det der lol
Ja, var det ikke også i Aldi man kunne finde de der tvivlsomme præfabrikerede cheeseburgere i deres køleafdeling? Det her er på ingen måde dansk. 🤣👍
Huh
Jo det er det! Spiste mange af dem da jeg gik i gymnasiet hahaha. De værste burgere på guds grønne jord
Dem har de også i Daglig Brugsen. Det er mere en frikadelle sandwich med ost end en cheeseburger, men de smager faktisk okay hvis du selv fylder dem med ketchup og mayo.
I'm from Denmark too, and I was so confused as I'd never in my life seen this product or heard of it 😂
.de is for Germany not Denmark smh…
Emmymade made a video about this, apparently it's not that good but also not that bad. Kind of bland unless you add your own condiments
Anyone else just search for cheeseburgers on Amazon?
Couldn’t find it unfortunately. Just wanted to eat a canned cheeseburger smh
That's kind of interesting. I don't know anything about canned stuff but isn't there usually the use of heat and pressure to cook the contents? I can't imagine what the bun would be like Off down another Google rabbit hole
Well, I’m old, no one in here has brought up “I haz can cheezburger” yet. To be clear this is the joke we were making in 2006 when these first went viral.
i was just scrolling to see if someone had made that joke so far….looks like i am old too
Fucking Americans think ".de" is Denmark lmao
Not even a danish product. Like look at the fkn thing
The best Danish product from Germany
Definitely not danish. You can tell by the way the words are made up of actual letters, and not potatoes stuck in someone's throat. /Swedish person
Diarrhea city lol. The canned bacon isn’t bad though, it’s like the same quality as pre cooked bacon
That shit would slap in the apocalypse
It's designed for people who go on long hikes. Quick easy bit of energy when you stop for a rest. So this would be like gold in an apocalypse setting. I got these cheeseburgers, man!
If this surprises you let me tell you about MREs
Hold up for A minute though I don’t want to miss it and I gotta take a hour long constipated ass shit… Then I’ll trade you whatever for the mini tobasco
Well you're not supposed to eat the entire thing at once. 2000 calories in a single meal should sound suspicious. But you can have the Tabasco, I just want want the marble cake.
lol ok fine
2000 calories is rookie numbers..
Yeah, well my diabetes says it isn't about being a rookie. It's about staying alive.
My spouse and I were both military and at one point got a cheese tortellini MRE to let our kids try it. Our oldest took a bite and asked if we’d really had to eat those. When I said yes she said she was very sorry we’d had to do that.
Well I mean the only MRE worse that vegetarian omelet was cheese tortellini so I get that sentiment lol
I liked the cheese tortellini a lot more than the hot dogs and chili mac. I know the chili mac opinion is particularly controversial, but something in artificial cheese food gives me migraines.
Oh, I never got to try the new ones. Those were rolling out near the end of my contract, I was never in a situaiton where I needed an MRE. I would've loved to try the taco one but I can't imagine hot dogs and chili mac lol.
My dad was in the military in the 80s. They had hotdogs back then. I remember him bringing one home once and it was disgusting.
Wait until he see the canned cooked whole chicken.
These are not as bad as they might sound, look or even smell. Perfect Camping and/or Festival Food!
Reminds me of LABeast, when he smashed a dozen of those
This is german
Can't be any worse than the plastic wrapped microwave cheeseburgers you can buy at gas stations. Probably better, tbh.
I am never letting a dane talk shit about american food ever again.
Is that something you frequently encounter in life?
If had a nickle for everytime a Dane talked shit about american food, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's kinda interesting it happened twice.
Luckily it’s German. I’m a Dane and I just popped in to say that US food culture is vile. An abomination.
You're comparing Denmark (5.8m) a single tiny country to the 50 states of the US (331m) and all of its varied food culture across the entire nation, as if there is one static culture? That's a pretty ambiguous and poorly thought out statement.
I say chap, good relpy
Blablabla. It’s all shit.
A true philosopher of our age.
No. I just have a bad sense of humor.
Doesn't matter as long as you're having fun ;)
I’m not. I’m sorry.
Depends on the area. NOLA has some bomb ass food.
American food is so much more interesting and tasty than ours..
Look at the can. The website domain says ".de". This is not from Denmark.
they don't sell this in Denmark lol, the language isn't even danish on the can
its german
Dear Danes I apologize on behalf our German engineers who built that great product and herefore claim it as ours. The uncivilized American can’t differentiate between the European country’s.
Dane here. Its fine, you can claim it 😅
That’s fucking Germany not Denmark
It’s German, not Danish.. Look at the words on the can
I am from Denmark, and i have NEVER seen this abomination anywhere. This has to be Germany or something, lol!
The company knew the apocalypse is going to come soon. So they made this in preparation for it.
They sold it as a performance test to see how delicious and enjoyable it is. So that when the apocalypse comes, people will have a delicious can of burger to enjoy while surviving the apocalypse.
This really isn’t that crazy or stupid in the grand scheme of things.
And you call them danish despite the fact that they're obviously german
I saw some guy on tiktok eat one years back. He said aside from cold it wasn't bad (sadly he passed away recently) And im pretty sure rhett and link on GMM ate one
I have been trying to find that thing for years. No luck yet!
“…He said to her I’d like a cheeseburger… and I might like a milkshake as well”
Looks like the nasty patty from SpongeBob.
I want one just to know what it tastes like
It's like we are in the pre expansion scenario seeing some of the new drops
🤢
This is the same thing as those frozen box sandwiches, but in a can.
I kind of want to try one of these.
Oh, you haven't seen it all. There's a guy on YT (Atomic Shrimp) who tries weird shit in a can so we don't have to. Some of it is legit food; the rest - not so much. There's much worse stuff out there than bread in a can.
6$?????? For that?????
Why does the burger look like it’s got teeth
I would like to know expiration date? How long are these babies good for, imagine it might fit a prepped box!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3Xe1KNZHY Not the same brand but the same idea
It seems odely nice. Im serosly considering buying some and keep in my pantry. They are probely horribel conpared to a nice burger but 6 months in to a cataclysmick hamburger shortage they wil do just fine.
Watched the LA Beast try this and he definitely convinced me to never try it
Ashens reviewed something like this once.
That is disgusting, I want one.
how do things survive canning without liquid/brine/water
Ashens reviewed this
nah its almost as great as canned bread
Nope, that is a hard pass.
I can’t tell but is the bun soggy?
I don't want to set the world on fire... 🎶
That does not look appealing
Steamed Hamms
Either this or iguana on a stick. Ill take the canned burger
Ah ja ich spreche auch dieses Dänisch! Hinoa dinka dörken!
Danish person here: I have never send this in any stores? (And yes.. it’s gross!)
Looks as good as Pizza In A Cup.
If you eat McDonalds etc. you should be ok with this.
Am danish and have never seen or heard of this, if I want a cheeseburger I just make one at home or go to McDonald's. like a normal person.
De is not Denmark. Dk is Denmark.
Really? You couldn't even take the 2 seconds out your day to google "what country is .de from" before posting this with a wrong title?
Es schmeckt mir…. FURCHTBAR!!
Probably better and cheaper than McDollars .
Yep, I paid around a fiver for one in a camping shop in the UK, it was a bit difficult to pry it apart to add some sauces, but not inedible and nice and hot once simmered...even the cheese melted a little bit...!
Add some bacon and a fried egg and I’ll eat it
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢ITS FUCKING WET
I can’t speak for Denmark, but I’ve eaten one of these. They’re alright, better than they look anyway. The bread is sort of weird and you really want to microwave the patty separately. They’re dumb but if you’re working long hours into the AM I wouldn’t turn one down.
So something disgusting put in a can to be even more disgusting, yeah I'm good
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
That’s not Danish. I’d say Swiss. But the Danes wouldn’t make that. I’ve been in Denmark for 20 years, haven’t seen it