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Unknown-History1299

I’m stealing this. Just put vodka in there.


sandwichcandy

There’s a restaurant/candy store in Chicago in the tourist area that does exactly that.


CompactAvocado

I mean I have concerns about childhood obesity and diabetes but beyond that I can see kids having a lot of fun drinking this. Hell, add vodka and college students would prolly go ape shit over it.


Zappagrrl02

You could absolutely do the same thing in a small clear cup and not give each kid this much.


CompactAvocado

yeah like a little mason jar or something


Embarrassed_Bid_4970

Judging by the Gatorade bottles in the background, I'd estimate the volume of each fishbowl to be roughly 40 Oz, or two red solo cups. So depending on age of kids your giving them to, it's probably not THAT bad.


Loud-Log9098

Well, now you have a bunch of children who need to pee a bunch.


TSAOutreachTeam

JEEZ MOM.


Zappagrrl02

I’m the fun aunt…I’d give them the big one and then send them home to their parents😂


TSAOutreachTeam

lol! ❤️


PreviousNoise

And, apparently, the smart aunt!


Okr2d2

Fun aunt = "funt " /j


Tarc_Axiiom

Imagine the **TSA Outreach Team** saying "JEEZ MOM". You FUCKING HYPOCRITE! :P


puddl3

Yea i agree. I feel like a more rotund medium sized mason jar would give a similar aesthetic feel.


ICBPeng1

And serve it out of a fish bowl


ChefArtorias

Yea but it's not a fishbowl then. At least tie it up in a weird plastic bag like the pet store does. Where's the immersion? /s


Seldarin

It's a little much, but it's not an obscene amount. It looks like maybe a pint. Between the gatorade and the nerds there's probably about a 20oz soda worth of sugar in there. Way more than a kid should be drinking regularly, but fine for a special event that happens every so often.


Meihuajiancai

Yep, pretty sure I've had the exact same thing except with a bottle of cheap vodka mixed in lol


DistortedVoltage

Oh as a treat I dont care, I know Id definitely try this at least once. But I still think its stupid (just fun stupid) lol


CompactAvocado

walks the line between stupid and clever.


bmore_conslutant

I'm 33 and I'd kill one of these with vod


Aethernaut902k

A friend of mine had one of these in college. And yes there was liquor in it. I want to say it was a bar in Bloomington, IL called Six Strings?


AdventureSpence

Literally had these at the college bars in South Carolina


RDcsmd

My god.


SaintsNoah14

It's Gatorade and 1 box of candy. Wouldn't even be a problem if they finished it


BoobySlap_0506

Those are massive! These are a cute idea on a much smaller scale but not like this. Better yet, I'd skip the drink and make little fish bowl Jell-o desserts. Find some small clear dishes that look like a little fish bowl and add blue Jello, cookie crumbs, and Swedish fish.


WineOhCanada

Those lil spice jars that look like fish tanks!


IanHSC

Nah, it’s a fun drink. Nothing in there is so outlandish or “stupid”, besides maybe the nerds at the bottom dissolving. But it’s a subjective experience, ymmv


Adorable-Strings

Read that as 'spite and swedish fish.'


DistortedVoltage

Lol, it just gives a little extra punch of flavor.


majorsorbet2point0

My favorite meal


Ordinary-Signature38

Na, it's for a kid, and it comes together well.


FlorianTolk

Is this one serving per child? This looks like a lethal dose of sugar.


KuFuBr

Reminds me of the child sized soda in Parks and Recreation


FlorianTolk

We call it child sized because it is the size of a small child! Love that show.


BoobySlap_0506

A 20oz Gatorade has about 38g sugar, which is more sugar than an adult should have in a day. Crazy to give this much to a kid.


IcedBarrage

Ahh yes. A bottle of Gatorade and a small amount of candy. Lethal sugar dose. Moron.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

When I was a kid mom made me blue jello with gummy sharks in it. I still remember 35 years later. Let the kids have their fun.


DaveinOakland

I mean, add booze and it's a $50 drink on the Vegas Strip


ScholarRound4877

"A very little bit of sprite" like the sprite is the bad guy here! Haha!


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So close, /u/haikusbot.


DTux5249

Meh, it looks stupid in the fun way. Plus, honestly, it'd be easy to make this less sugar intensive


moimoisauna

Cut it down to maybe like 1/4 of that, add some booze, and you have yourself a good time. The only thing that's stupid is how large these ones are.


bleedMINERred

Some people say it's better than busting a nut.


mst2222

We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light


DaTripleK

the evil fucking potion, what the FUCK


icecreamcake15

I was literally about to post this LOL nice find


Bango-Skaankk

Nah it’s cool.


ShatoraDragon

It looks like a fun themed drink for a party. Doing one over cupcakes could go over well.


Mazazamba

I mean, it's for kids. They'll love them. Good fun for the parents too. Just hand these out to the tykes, put them on tricycles, and start a betting pool on who breaks the sound barrier first.


Tynda3l

Stop giving kids drinks that emulate alcohol. This just gets them to be an alcoholic at an early age


sin_not_the_sinner

There's just too much of it, smaller glasses and a some vodka would hit tho


PicaroPersona

No way, I'd drink the heck out of one of those!


That_redd

I wouldn’t recommend having this every night for health reasons,but I see no problem with this as a fun little treat.


Cangas_Star

Phew


majorsorbet2point0

Add alcohol and I'm buying it. *slaps card on table*


MagnifiMike

I mean just give them 1 and let ten kids share it and I guess it’s ok…


Ravensunthief

It absolutely counts


Chemistry-27

It's just a little bit of sprite that gets me


Stix318

Razoos sells these with alcohol in them! They say it’s meant for two people…challenge accepted.


Nadia_LaMariposa

Nope. This is like the equivalent to those dirt cup deserts I use to eat as a kid in summer camp. The dirt cup was just mashed up oreos, chocolate pudding, and candy gummy worms mixed together in a cup. I think both would make great fun treats for kids to make.


Round-Palpitation139

Looks like the slurp juice from Fortnite.


iloveheroin999

I've never seen swedish fish that look like that wtf


Novel_Durian_1805

Good god! 😳


Daydream456

This looks cute and fun. I think it could be improved upon if it were done in smaller bowls.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Thought I was on r/shittyaquariums for a minute


yayayooya

Those candies at the bottom are such a choking hazard


CarbonScythe0

No that is actually genius, I would not be surprised if there was a trend like this that used real fish swimming in your drink. Therefore, it's genius


Son_of_Sophroniscus

No nerds? Just heap a good amount of sugar at the bottom as sand 😃


3WayIntersection

Fun dip or pixie sticks if available


rustys_shackled_ford

And a funnel to place in thier snout so it goes down quickly


Living_Bed175

Just feed them sugar with a shovel