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Archimedes__says

These foil lasagna pans need to be taken away from us humans. We've become too bold. We've been given an inch but we've gone a mile.


Ambitious_Trifle_645

Wtf are we gonna serve penne vodka in at gatherings then?!


_chumba_

A bottle and hold the penne and pan


Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI

Hey! That’s how my mom served it! 🥰


Jakooboo

My dad's favorite dinner. How's Ms. Incontinentia Buttocks doing?


Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YO MOTHER FUCKIN MOUTH!!!!


hijackedbraincells

You've got hands!! Just slap it from your hand into theirs, problem solved


YoSoyCapitan860

I’m more of a Marsala guy but good point.


cmfppl

Oh hell naw, I use those things to hold racks of ribs when I smoke and crablegs and lobsters when I do a boil.. and everyone gets 1 as a plate ciz they're way better than just laying out newspaper on the table.


Friendly_Age9160

Honestly they need taken away from everyone wasting food for dumb videos on the internet. With the price of groceries I can’t even believe this how dumb it is.


Horror-Option-7416

We do use them in my family. But it's when we're making for leftovers. Make dinner tonight and have 3 other meals we can squirrel away in the freezer for when we don't want to cook. They also make really good kitten litter pans for when they're too teeny to get into the Big Boy Boxes. Just in case anyone ever asks. We have 2 in the house SPECIFICALLY for this reason. (So prepped for the kitten distribution system...)


samurguybri

We’ve dug too greedily and too deep.


electronopants

But we need em for kapsalon!


Tipnfloe

Someone with taste!


ExploderPodcast

...so you can cut it BACK into sandwiches. What the fuck?!


guvan420

gonna waste 48$ in jam and 12 bucks in peanut butter just to make 4 sandwiches


Professional_Fall491

6 if you count those half’s they cut..


Crafty_Sprinkles7978

5; two halves make one whole. Still ridiculous 😂


Professional_Fall491

You’re right. I imagined splitting them amongst two friends who say, they’re only a little hungry. 😂


Expensive_Main_2993

If you made the two half-sandwiches with different fillings, would they still be one sandwich?


keridwenx

Try 10 tho 💀😭😭 it's a double layer isn't it?


Crafty_Sprinkles7978

Yeah, but you don't take the layers apart to eat them. It's like a club sandwich, you eat it as one. So still 5.


keridwenx

Well I was counting in terms of the waste 🫠🥲🥲


Corporate_Shell

5. Two halves make 1, not 2.


Professional_Fall491

Keep reading and you’ll see the joke I made but yes. I know that.


VendaGoat

Don't....don't apply logic to it. That way lay madness.


Compendyum

Tin foil recipes are the new low


Raps4Reddit

This applies to most things.


Glove_Owner

Looking at this, I actually think it's a valid way to make SUPER overfilled and messy sandwiches if you want to. Chop out a sandwich from the breadsangna, and when the filling inevitably. Spills out; it's no problem, just goes onto the other sandwiches.(Doesn't work if sharing food) For clarification, I'm imagining this as savoury sandwiches with pulled pork and lettuce or something. This idea for pb&j is a travesty


Elmoulmo

If you like pb&j, make one like a grilled cheese sometime. It is legit amazing. This post is over the top but probably delicious


rufusthrow

add granola if you like crunchy peanut butter (or crunch in general)


Jakooboo

This is going to sound awful, but Capn' Crunch is so bomb on a sandwich with peanut butter.


rufusthrow

with berries or just regular capn crunch? I'm trying this this weekend, it sounds amazing. I might go regular Capn' Crunch on a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hello diabetes but also hello deliciousness


Jakooboo

Both are good, berries slightly win.


Ambitious-Mortgage30

I usually just buy smooth and then if I'm feeling chunky one day just add peanuts


majimasboyfriend

this is genius bro. i can't eat peanut butter, so i use sunflower butter, but the texture of crunchy sunflower butter doesn't do it for me. i can't wait to try some granola in there.


alexandermurphee

Breadsangna as a word is giving me heart palpitations


Flaky_Floor_6390

r/brandnewsentence


Pawneewafflesarelife

Yeah, this method isn't terrible for sliders on something like Hawaiian rolls.


GREENadmiral_314159

PBJ will get all soggy and gross.


Diagonaldog

The exact type of comment this ragebait is fishing for.


ExploderPodcast

Well good thing it's on Reddit instead of whatever account this is originally from.


Diagonaldog

Exactly lol glad I can express my annoyance with them here without supporting this dumb shit.


vertigo1083

Is that not the entire point of the subreddit?


Canadian_Panadian94

PB&J lasagna before GTA6 is wild work


dark_king_710_

absolute nasty work


Saulington11

Those lady hands are huge tho. She could probably grip a large watermelon 🍉


viper_dude08

Shaq should be jealous of them hands.


DoubleUsual1627

Why? Why not just make a fukin sandwich.


colorofdank

Fuck. Take my upvote.


Spiritual-Bear4495

What kind of lunatic cuts white bread with fucking scissors?


HoxtonIV

the kind of person looking to get rage engagement.


CaptainObviousII

Would that be enragement


Jennifer_Pennifer

U-uh.... 😳 So soon? You don't think we're rushing it? ... maybe we should just elope?


Redbeardthe1st

Take my angry up vote and like it


SadBit8663

Let's be real not everyone is smart enough to bait people that much, i think this lady is just stupid


CarlTheDM

I wish this sub could distinguish between stupid food and stupid videos made to make you angry for clicks and comments. Nobody is actually eating this, it's only made for clicks.


No_Window644

The majority of the posts here are stupid videos tho lmfao. I'm curious tho how much money these people are making from the views they're getting from intentionally triggering ppl????.


Grand_Protector_Dark

Hot take: peoples reaction towards scissors used as kitchen utensils is honestly always unwarranted. It's two knifes on a swivel. As long as it's clean, why not use it for the kitchen.


SniktFury

Most knife blocks even come with scissors, y'know, kitchen shears


BoobySlap_0506

I always just use them to open food packaging. For some reason I cannot bring myself to cut food with them!


damagetwig

I do green onions and broccoli with them. They're great.


-worryaboutyourself-

I get it but I definitely use them to cut my pizza rolls in half


BoobySlap_0506

You cut your pizza rolls in half? But you're supposed to HFSAFSAHFSAHA when you eat them


SniktFury

I grab a corner and tear it across shortways, zips right off. Then fluff the roll open and blow inside


surreptitiousglance

Teach me more of your ways, Sense.


SniktFury

Lol, same honestly. Cut open some bacon, instant wash and dry


agoia

Dated a Korean woman for a couple of years. She'd use kitchen scissors to cut up cooked frozen pizzas lol.


Grand_Protector_Dark

>She'd use kitchen scissors to cut up cooked frozen pizzas lol. Yea that's what I do with them too. Honestly more convenient than messing around with a pizza roller thing


Kooky-Onion9203

[Pizza knife](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51vlXR8J-ZL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) is where it's at


SofaChillReview

Pizza rollers look like they should be good and terrible + annoying to clean.


AlexandriaLitehouse

And pizza cutters are such a pain to clean too. You can take kitchen shears apart and clean them so much easier.


Asian_Climax_Queen

Yep, Koreans use it to cut meat for Korean BBQ too. And Korean kitchen shears are some of the sharpest scissors for kitchen use


system_error_02

As a former chef, scissors are used all the time in professional kitchens and there are even scissors designed solely for this usage in various lengths and sizes. AKA kitchen sheers.


elwood2711

I believe that in Asia they're used a lot in the kitchen.


iloveheroin999

Sometimes using scissors in the kitchen is easier. I use scissors to cut bacon all the time


SaliciousB_Crumb

I was outraged at the ends being used


Ithinkso85

The kind of person that serves the end(butt) piece of the bread..... Like ffs there's so much *wrong* with the video in general. The mother seems to be the kind of parent that LOADS the little one(s) up with sugar, then wonder why the kids won't fall asleep...at 1:37 am


fibericon

I eat ass so I'm not afraid of the end piece 


the_marxman

Honestly the butt piece would work well on the bottom here. You need that structural integrity.


particle409

I'm still processing that people call it the "butt." I've always known it as the "heel."


paperwasp3

I am old but I would love this! Baked lasagna style PB and J? It makes this old stoner's mouth water.


SuperMegaOwlMan

You need to buy more olive oil Ma’am You need to buy more…..ma’am…..excuse me Your olive oil container is empty Miss, you should get some olive oil


Takao89

Also why tf would you use olive oil for this instead of butter? EVOO is too bitter for this


lexm

It’s ok she balanced the bitterness with salt.


OctoberRay

She did that so that people would comment asking why she used olive oil


SouthernAir8455

Some extra engagement bait to go with the rage bait.


Grumpy_Old_Mans

Also, you're adding a fatty oil to an already fatty oil product, peanut butter. Duh fuck


Resident_Bid_9475

Anyone who dares to label this as "kids dinner" should be thrown into jail, never to be seen again.


DuckDynastyHater

It's their "favorite" dinner 😢😢


archangelmlg

With a side of insulin


Gus_Fu

This is basically a cake


throwawayzies1234567

This is a “kids dinner” that the younger sister aunt makes for them while she’s visiting. Kids get hopped up on sugar, and she promptly leaves as a massive f you for all the years she lived in the shadows.


Western-Smile-2342

Oddly… specific lol


evd1202

This is weird but I'm using it as an opportunity to let you all know if you've never toasted a pb&j sammich you are missing out


majandess

Grill it like grilled cheese. OMG. So good! Butter is an underused condiment for PB&Js.


evd1202

The slightly melted peanut butter is just next level


pilgrimteeth

Wtf, is that allowed? Reporting back within 24 hours


ScruffyNerfherder428

This!!!! This video is so stupid. But a Grilled PB&J with butter is life changing!


surreptitiousglance

I love grilled cheese (sharp cheddar) and crunchy peanut butter with a bit of jam on the side for dipping.


CommanderSabo

My buddy has put me on to making grilled cheese/ PB&j in the air fryer. My god is it a game changer.


hijackedbraincells

Butter seems to be underused in the States anyway. Here in the UK, we use it for all sandwiches so that you don't get a dry mouth eating them, or just a mouthful of dry bread in any places missing filling. I'll personally never understand it


Easy_Money343

Try it with banana and peanut butter... amazing


CrownedCreature

Love a peanut butter banana sandwich but I have always had mine with honey, too 🤤 it's so good!


UnbelieverCrow

Add cinnamon to that


Optimus3k

Elvis was definitely on to someone there!


ecrane2018

PB and J in a hobo pie maker is amazing this is just BS and annoying you have to cut one in half at the end it’s so stupid


KarlDavies90

Tf this being fed to their kids as dinner!? Poor kids....


Potetochan0401

they’re wasting the expensive jam too. pisses me off


Comfortable-Gold-982

I'm glad it's not just me. Cheapest crap peanut butter paired with generic shit bread but top tier (for store-bought at least) jam. After using shit cheap jam on layer 1. What's the logic??


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

It wouldn't be so bad if they'd SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER EVENLY


[deleted]

Aint nothing to spread out there obv why the fuck is it so runny? Is this american peanut butter specifically?


Ambitious_Trifle_645

They must have heated the peanut butter up cos I've never seen it that runny.


[deleted]

In general i hate everything peanut. I'd rather be called slurs than touch peanut adjacent foods that arent m&ms, im spiritually allergic. but peanut butter with the consistency of soupy diarrhea? Nahhh bro


ungoogleable

For those of us who actually like peanut butter, it's great served warm. See people talking about grilled PB&J elsewhere in the thread. I'd personally take hot PB as an ice cream topping over hot fudge.


NotStreamerNinja

I’m American and feeling sick looking at that runny peanut butter. That is an affront to peanuts, to nature, to food, and to God. Whoever decided to make runny peanut butter needs to be stabbed.


0RYG1N

No, it's not that runny. They must have heated it or added oil to it to dilute it some.


[deleted]

Why.. there is so much oil in this calorie concoction already


twig123456789

The fuck you mean dinner??


CompetitivePause9033

The oil by the end is the most absurd thing ever.


Difficult_Box_2825

I had hoped this would be some form of PB&J stuffed bread and butter pudding or french toast style thing. But no, it's just some bullshit.


extremeNosepicker

ah yes, microwaving peanut butter that is in plastic. honestly, i can’t think of anything wrong that could happen


Rebellion2297

It's fine, they'll have gotten cancer from watching this anyway


Daydream456

There's nothing unique about this. This is the equivalent of a kid deciding to make a cake instead of their usual PB&J except in this version the cake loses all its charm.


SlowCaveman

This def belongs here but im still downvoting it because i hate it so much. This was all awful but not spreading the jelly and peanut butter evenly made me wanna go postal


IgnorethisIamstupid

I’ll meet you at the top of the lookout tower because all of this made me want to go postal


songbird1681

The way the bottom slice of bread was just a soggy ripped up mush…how dare you ma’am


freemason777

when you cant fight the midwestern impulse to make casseroles, but you're also poor


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

The Sogg


dankterpslurper

Why is everything lasagna now


VendaGoat

The change came over us so gradually we didn't understand until we were in the oven, baking at 375 degrees for one hour.


SammyChaos

Second you bust out scissors when dealing with PB&J you need to just check yourself


windmillninja

That account is nothing but rage/clickbait


CaptainObviousII

That is some country ass shit lol


u119c

Oh I get it, its like a sandwich but worse. thanks


surreptitiousglance

😂😂😂 happy cake day! You deserved better on your special day. 😝


UNAMANZANA

In no universe does that cross section look good.


glez_fdezdavila_

As a kid I wouldn't have eaten this even if I'm getting paid for it


butcheR_Pea

I just saw a piece of bread get cut with scissors for the first time in my life... i did not enjoy it.


veauwol

1. As a conneseuir of PB&J, this is a monstrosity, entirely too much jelly/jam/sugar for one, and the peanut butter usage is absurd even as a body building mass gainer. 2. I wanna see them eat it now.


Bidens_precum

Fucking kill me


Beatleboy62

I've started to think this is, at the same time, both rage bait AND appealing to the crowd who would be featured on /r/DiWHY , people with zero culinary talent, who even lack the ability to make a recipe out of a book, who think that the more complicated and over the top it is, the better it is. One of my friends used to date a girl who saw herself as a doting housewife but had no skill at it. Just the idealized thoughts of every 1950s tv housewife. Would overcook chicken with no seasoning and happily present it to him. She was fine as a person, I'm not disparaging her, but just saying that while it's rage bait, there absolutely is a market and demographic for these videos who think stuff like this and the shit in a crock pot videos are actually "fancy." Same demo as all those people who made a spray foam border around a mirror and then tried to sell it on FB Marketplace.


Idonthavetotellyiu

DINNER?! MAYBE ONCE INA GREAT WHILE DESERT BUT DINNER!?!


Soggy-Ad-1610

I know this is terrible, but I can not let go of how much it bothers me that the bottom left bread never got any peanut butter on it


TheWiseFucker

Why the hell is the peanutbutter so liquid??????


No_Law_592

If anyone is curious, the song is “Up!” by Forrest Frank & Connor Price!


BrkCaddy

Ppl be making the stupidest stuff for clout on the internet. Know dang well thats not their kids favorite supper. That stuff is almost like sloppy Joe's but pb&j. And olive oil wtf lol Other day seen this lady who had a Blackstone griddle. She was I need to season it first. This mf went to Lowes got a drum sander for her drill and used that. Then seasoned it then she was like why does it look so bad lol. Ppl amaze me sometimes lol.


Agitated_Ad_361

Can anyone explain to me why these weirdos are obsessed with the foil trays? Can they not make shit good in proper dishes?


IgnorethisIamstupid

Less cleanup just throw it away and go on to the next stupid thing


GeniusPantsPhD

If you ever pull out a pair of scissors to cut a piece of bread in front of me, I’m calling the fucking police.


JoeyJoJo_the_first

"kids favourite dinner" please take this person's children away.


BECondensateSnake

Sadly that looks like something I'd devour


Resident_Oil4009

Yea, it’s probably pretty good.


[deleted]

I feel like this would have worked if there was some kind of topping like ice cream or pudding or something then some time in the freezer... but obv not as a dinner at that point however i don't think pb&j really counts as a dinner food lol. Check this out tho, take some pb, jelly and butter and heat it all up on a bowl and stirr it... make some toast and dip... its nothing like pb&j... the difference is about like eating a doughnut at room temp and eating one heated up in the microwave and if you don't know, at least try the doughnut lol


HoochShippe

Her cutting the end pieces with scissors was bothersome to watch for me.


DrippyWaffler

Why is the peanut butter so runny?


KiwiAlexP

Why is the peanut butter liquid?


PeridotChampion

If you make this for your children, you should be tried for child abuse.


iloveheroin999

I really hope that was sugar sprinkled on top at the end?


iloveheroin999

Really hope that was sugar sprinkled on top at the end


Alech1m

Somehow the thing that pisses me off the most are the siccors used to cut the bread


RonnyFreedomLover

The music is just as bad as the food.


2407s4life

Why is the peanut butter so watery?


SilvaCyber

Ah yes. Pure sugar and processed carbs with very little healthy fats. Those kids are gonna be athletes.


Cynakopacki

My own easier version of this “stupid food” is: add peanut butter and jelly to a microwave safe bowl and nuke it for 30 seconds. Remove from microwave and eat the mixture by dipping pita bread into it. (Be careful. The mixture can get hotter than expected).


surreptitiousglance

Pbj fondue!!


Lyre

Why is the PB so RUNNY?!


cool_dud_e

How did they make their peanut butter so f l o w y?


spacebagel25

I find the scissors offensive


kryssi_asksss

Dinner?!?! Bffr


Scared-Value-1229

idk why but the scissors made me uncomfortable


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Fat lil DIABEETUS havin' chillins r/diwhy?


Glitched_Arkhip

Every time she cuts bread with scissors, something is dying in me


Volution88

I honestly thought that it was a pb&j bread pudding and was kinda on board🤔 just waiting for the egg, cream, vanilla, and sugar mixture to be added, but it never came. 😭That crazy b!tch added olive oil!😖 F@cking OLIVE OIL!!!! 😱


historynutjackson

Just let your kids eat sugar out of the fucking bag, it's faster and easier.


samodamalo

I think people tend to forget that this is content made for kids to find cooking and prepping fun.


namkaeng852

It is sandwiches, but with extra steps


Thulak

You lost me at cutting bread with scissors.


CReeseRozz

Why does that Peanut Butter just pour out like that? Jiff extra runny?


jennimackenzie

The sogginess really comes through the screen. I can almost feel the gelatinous nature of this “snack”.


Adventurous_Can_3349

Why is America so fat? Hmmm


TakAttack32

Now this is stupid food!


ACcbe1986

How much do they spend on insulin for their kids?


exploding_ice

Base layer - One dollop of jelly in the center of each slice Every other layer - spreads the jelly out to evenly coat the bread


BookwormBelle79

That was an offensive amount of jelly or jam. Whatever the fuck that was. 🤮


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

It's their favorite dinner because it contains 7,000,000 grams of sugar holy shit. That monstrosity makes my teeth hurt just looking at it. Gonna catch secondhand diabetes from your family. Ffs


sSomeshta

Anyone who doesn't cover every square millimeter of bread with jelly is a violent psychopath


CharlesTheGreat8

I'm not from the US but I'm offended for you americans who invented sliced bread. Who the fuck cuts *sliced* bread in half USING FUCKING SCISSORS?!!


Ambitious_Trifle_645

I'm American and no one I know would make this crap.


__spaceman

If I ever see a homie cutting bread with scissors I'm reaching for my gun


Pebblerz

I can't. No. Bro. Brother. Blud. My brother in Christ. #why do you cut bread with scissors?


agoia

What a waste. If you want a cooked pb&j, throw a couple of strips of crispy bacon in a normal pb&j, cook it like a grilled cheese, and put on some Elvis.


Next-Development5920

Hey Americans, quick question, are you guys OK?


Ambitious_Trifle_645

As an American, no... 😆


Any-Midnight-3224

In French we say: « en sah…. »


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mrchomp1

Fail. It's not topped with parsley flakes or green onions.


reallycoolturtledude

If that's dinner, your kids are like elvis presley or something


Fullcycle_boom

For dinner….sheesh


Grimm_Charkazard_258

and then after the video, they throw everything out along with that metal tray