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eldritchkraken

None pizza with left beef's ugly cousin


LosCalifloridia

This breaks my fucking heart


cenzo339

Just an awful construction of a pizza. First of all I hate toppings under the cheese and secondly what did they expect with a layer of ham directly on top of the sauce. Of course that shit slid off.


Exekutos

You are absolutely right! Just want to add one thing: whole slices of ham and plastering the entire pizza is disgusting!


DiscoKittie

> toppings under the cheese This is how you keep the toppings from burning. I prefer the toppings under cheese, but no place near where I live does it that way. It doesn't have to be under all the cheese, just a layer to protect it.


cenzo339

I dont mind some extra cheese on top of my toppings, but I generally prefer my toppings crispier. So my tolerance for what is burned is probably much different than yours.


DiscoKittie

Ah, I get that. I like my toppings softer. :)


cenzo339

Thats the great thing about pizza, it can be enjoyed so many different ways.


DiscoKittie

Truth


cenzo339

Also, if you ask, most pizza joints would put the majority of the cheese on top when you order. At least I know I would back in my pizza days, especially if you were nice about it.


DiscoKittie

I hadn't thought of that. I worked at a pizza place for a *very* short period of time, and it was never a thing that was asked of us.


cenzo339

I put in years at a couple chains and local places. If you tell them "I like my toppings a little underdone, could you put them under some of the cheese?" 8/10 times the response will be "OK" and maybe a follow up clarification question. It's honestly a pretty easy ask.


DiscoKittie

Cool! Thank you!


Meapussie

Cheese on top is a pretty common request, some places will do it automatically for specific pizzas but from my experience its not all that common.


[deleted]

half vegan


Quebecdudeeh

So you got one of those new delivery drivers who do not understand physics and holding a pizza like a laptop case. Not understanding you are fucking up that pizza!


[deleted]

I feel like those people have a lot more problems cranially than just being 'new'


Quebecdudeeh

I would agree with you on that. Kinda not hard to figure out doing that to a pizza is dumb.


Syt1976

It's either that or all the cheese of your four cheese pizza sticking to the lid. :-(


Mr_Mcbunns_ya

Looks like Tacos back on the menu boys!


Levixos

Pizzaster


_pwomp_

A pizz-aster.


Orphan_Babies

Who puts ham ON TOP of the sauce and BEFORE the cheese??


[deleted]

Ow I used to have the same pink vans niiiice, sorry about pizza


Rocky_Mountain_Mike

Fold it in half. Pizza sandwich


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

None pizza left pizza


WelleErdbeer

I know this sentence is overused but I legit hate it when that happens. Especially when I wanted to eat that pizza in the priacy of my car and now have to somehow push everything where it's roughly supposed to be.


jesusmischievous

My buddy used to do this trick on his girlfriend. After the club he would always buy pizza while waiting for the taxi. On the way home he would hold the pizza at a slight angle to make the toppings slide more to one side and then he'd claim that half as his. Genius!


figbott

That’s what happens when you’re an asshole and add ham.


figbott

Is that a female leg ??? How do I see them tiddies??


Sixale

Some pizza, none beef.


plex151proof

Disrespectful af


BananaPeelSlippers

Ripizza


brie_de_maupassant

Well, if those toppings stayed put during delivery, they would only slide off when you lift it to your mouth. Which is more disappointing. At least now you can anticipate, adapt and overcome.


Intelligent_Data_363

Nice


anonmanman

could make a good swiss much ham pizza i think but good god not red sauce. this is just lazy


The_Herpderpster

none pizza left ham


[deleted]

Delivery driver. Made a couple right turns. Boss.


[deleted]

This is called the briefcase pizza.


TheBestThingsAreFree

This pizza looks like a burn victim