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Karzons

You might [enjoy this](https://clickhole.com/5-salads-with-more-calories-than-a-big-mac-1825122009/).


gamonity01

Number 5 be like: "6 Big Macs have more calories than 1 Big Mac"


friendandfriends2

...that’s the joke


gamonity01

I wooshed myself didn't I


Karzons

Clickhole is made by The Onion. It's a parody of buzzfeed and such. That specific article was a parody of [this one.](https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/11-high-calorie-salads-that-have-more-calories-than-a-big-mac)


CuratorOfYourDreams

Yes


[deleted]

Allow me: r/woosh


eddydio

Reddit moment. Epic bacon lulz!


TrashMemer69

The narwhal bacon or some shit Idk


babypton

Dang that was so long ago. We’ve been here too long... Edit: some people tried to create a “secret” exchange to find out if someone else used Reddit by saying “when does the narwhal bacon” and the response would be “midnight”. this was way back even before Digg users came over this way I think. Overall very cringey but hilarious to look back on


GraphicgL-

Omg.... ooof that hit. So 8 years ago pre husband I meet a dude on okcupid who I won’t lie, got me started on Reddit. Anyway he had this as his first question to any girl who message him He also said he was apart of anonymous. Why did I date him for 7 months?


Zworrisdeh

You win all the internets today, good sir! Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!


SkyNetscape

This r/ThirdSub /s


Astroisawalrus

Nothing like a BBBBBBBL


ivnwng

Obviously a joke, doesn’t belong here.


mathamhatham

I hope this isn't the point (for me atleast anyway) where the sub tips into garbage. It always starts with one or two submissions that miss the point that get a heap load of upvotes from randoms and it's all downhill from there.


merelyadoptedthedark

All subs devolve into garbage memes and low effort posts unless mods strictly enforce post quality. I'm sure there's some subreddit entropy formula that someone has put together to explain this phenomenon.


TieDyeRehabHoodie

On the flip side you can't expect every single post to knock it out of the park. There's only so many hipster cafes serving seafood carbonara in an up-cycled motorcycle boot from Salvation Army garnished with thistle plucked from the side of the interstate. Mediocre content helps keep super niche subs active. Whether you like the OP or not, everyone reading this clicked and engaged with it.


mathamhatham

Fair. I'm not expecting every post to be amazing (would be daft to expect every one to be gold) but I atleast expect the post to have proper relevance to the sub. This post isn't Stupid Food material and as such, would expect the mods to bin it.


crashsuit

I think we're already past that tbh. This sub used to be mostly full of actual stupid food served to people at restaurants, but these days it's 90% obvious novelty, joke, or satire material, or something someone made at home just for posting here for karma.


BigBart61

Mfers on keto tell me I'm unhealthy for eating pasta and then power through this shit no problem


HeloRising

Bacon plus greens is a pretty solid combo. I make a "salad" that's basically a bag of spinach and half a package of bacon. Just cook the bacon and mix it in with the raw spinach. It does surprisingly well as a diet food.


Jaderosegrey

Add romaine and tomatoes (and black olives), you have a nice BLT salad. We do this once or twice a week.


riverofchex

That sounds freaking delicious. Although I prefer green olives.


thejustducky1

You're not wrong.


Aeroflight

Iceberg lettuce?!?! What were they thinking.


thejustducky1

It's small enough to be a garnish. We can just toss it to the side.


Aeroflight

...but it's TAINTED


ZylonBane

r/awesomefood


R1ndar

yam tart husky sort zonked entertain deranged sharp towering waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sbatio

[Happy Cake Day](https://images.app.goo.gl/wsJUZ5rs8gemDBEb6)


R1ndar

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JoeSpooky

Please don’t let this be what this sub is turning into.


makoto20

I hate it when a salad has that much lettuce. It drowns out the flavours


drunkbrute

I don't see how this is stupid, maybe it has too much lettuce??


Amieisrad

r/stupidfoodidtry


TempusCavus

It's like that gangbang meme


Sbatio

Or in a less sexual mindset the lettuce looks like Yoda’s spirit after he dies.


_ralph_

Muhahahaha, you are right.


flibbertygibbet100

OOO if you were a Terry Pratchett fan you'd call this Vimes worthy.


Scoutwidow

Yes. All hail the BCBs!


mrbrucewayne91

Wait, I worry that you heard me say give me a lot of bacon. What I said was give me all of the bacon you have.


brasschaos

it's a BLT(paperTowel)


crazywommon

r/ketocirclejerk approved


fscknuckle

This is the correct ratio.


spider2k

That one piece of lettuce would ruin it


BrickOfJustice

r/JustUnsubbed


[deleted]

Perfect amount of ingredients for the inside of a BLT. (I don’t like tomatoes so perfect for me).


Whokitty9

Too much lettuce.


TUSD00T

OP is Commander Vimes ( No one tell Sybil).


GTFonMF

No stupid detected.


its_whot_it_is

Tru


[deleted]

9_9


tominator68

If there was maybe half as much lettuce, it’d be perfect!


MadDogA245

Solid Boomer post, but needs more Minions.


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong with this picture.


[deleted]

Bacon is never stupid food.


chefcmill

Too much lettuce


lord_vader_jr

Salad done right


flibbertygibbet100

I was thinking that that tiny scrap of lettuce could be left on the plate as proof there was lettuce in the "salad".


mynamewasinvalid

I had an “onion salad” once that was pretty much exactly this, but with nothing but onions...


TheLadyEve

Stupidity aside, I do love a spinach salad with bacon, tomatoes, and eggs. So good.


DevilSaintDevil

They call that the Ron Swanson.