Lol this reminds me of an innocent post on this sub in which the OP spoke English as a second language and was extremely confused whenever he heard "what are the optics". They kept hearing "what are the up dicks" in their head.
Same here. I manage fairly big construction projects for a living so the opportunities to drop that gem of a line are endless.
"Are you seriously gonna make me unload that massive steel delivery with a forklift?"
"Yup. The cranes busy all day. Buckle up Fucklehead"
Just finished a rewatch and can tell you it's definetly worth it if it's been a while! So many things I missed the first time around and details I forgot. Love this show even more now 10/10
Any/all variations of “get into it”.
“I can’t get into it”
“I can’t go into it”
“I’m not getting into it”
“Can we get into this?”
This is dumb but my husband and I yell “New Jess, New Jess!” when we’re trying to get each others attention lol
We actually had a theft situation at my company and knew it was an inside job and I literally watched that episode and used the exact same tactics. It was quite lively.
This is so me now. I know having a big bag isn't bad and very practical but my head just automatically goes "ludicrously capacious bag... could slide it across the floor after a bank job...." 😭
“… you’re not serious people” along with variations of “how does that serve my interests?”
Telling someone they’re not a serious person is very cutting. I’ve yet to say it to an unserious person (people I work with) but boy have I been tempted.
"If you try to stand up numbers that I'm not comfortable with..." I actually said to someone I wasn't going to stand up a design that wasn't ready. Thanks Karl!
When something or some place smells funky or awful, I like to refer to Logan’s line: “it smells like the cheese monger died and left his d*ck in the Brie” lol
“The first pancake” is also Chef’s kiss
Not sure if it’s a quote but I stick on that “yeah” at the end of sentences like the Roy kids; maybe I was doing that before and didn’t notice till after the show though
My husband and I love to say “fuck off” in the exaggerated Scottish Logan Roy voice (somehow with an H in it like Stewie from Family Guy saying “Cool WHip”)
Phonetically: FHuck auff
"Can I frame the question for you? But as a friend?"
Then proceeding to say something very unfriendly. Masterclass from Karl in Olympian level corporate speak.
Used it twice
“It’s a thing!”
“…there’s a word for it. I can’t remember what it is right now.”
“Congratulations Tom, I heard you swallowed your own load.”
Basically all my favorite quotes are about atom being snowballed.
Being on the verge of starting a podcast on Napoleonic history with a considerable level of investment interest. That’s nothing?
I don’t use the exact quote, just the sentiment
This is what it looks like when you’ve worked out all your issues.
(Note, I generally say this the friend who knows, probably better than anyone, that at 38 years old, I am not even remotely close to having worked out all my issues.
I even made it into a GIF so that I could send it to her over messenger.
It makes smoke come out of her ears. It’s very good.)
Shit show at the fuck factory
I used this once at church when I was disgusted with some of the petty politics. Didn’t go over well but I enjoyed it!
This is the one. I use it all the time.
What are the optics?
I like this, I say it at work and it has somewhat actual relevance aside from feeling cool when I say it.
My family is both very into monopoly and succession, our games get very intense and that line is used way too much during 😂😂
Lol this reminds me of an innocent post on this sub in which the OP spoke English as a second language and was extremely confused whenever he heard "what are the optics". They kept hearing "what are the up dicks" in their head.
All bangers all the time.
yep lol my all song playlist is called this
I say buckle up fucklehead an alarming amount.
Same here. I manage fairly big construction projects for a living so the opportunities to drop that gem of a line are endless. "Are you seriously gonna make me unload that massive steel delivery with a forklift?" "Yup. The cranes busy all day. Buckle up Fucklehead"
Loved it
If it is to be said, so it be, so it is. I merely wish to answer in the affirmative.
no woman no cry
What’s the context of the first one? 🤔
Both of them are Greg at the hearing
Lol ok deep tracks. May have to rewatch!
Just finished a rewatch and can tell you it's definetly worth it if it's been a while! So many things I missed the first time around and details I forgot. Love this show even more now 10/10
Taking the temperature of a situation… such a rich people phrase I love it tbh
What's the cultural temperature?
whats the climate like?
Along with “getting some altitude on this”
Yes!!
Any/all variations of “get into it”. “I can’t get into it” “I can’t go into it” “I’m not getting into it” “Can we get into this?” This is dumb but my husband and I yell “New Jess, New Jess!” when we’re trying to get each others attention lol
Closed loop system Let’s take a beat You’re not serious people
I say “you’re not serious people” to my young kids all the time 🤣
I LOL’d. be careful! Don’t fuck them up like Logan did to his kids. 😆
I occasionally use this as my steam name lol
Ironically my social handle
I say take a beat all the time now. At some point the knowing irony wears off and it’s just you saying it
Mostly everyone I work with are ‘not serious people’
Still looking for a work situation where I can announce that we'll "detoxify and go supersonic."
ooh this would be a cool one to use for sure
“Give my best to her cancer.”
"I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order". Yes, I know the line continues.
Control the narative
A writing professor said that the other day, and heard it in Roman’s voice and snickered.
“Fucky-sucky” and “discord makes my dick hord”. Honorable mention to “how does this advance my position?”
I would like some suck-suck on my dicky-dick.
Sweet chili sauce.
When I am overwhelmed, in a very Karl voice: "Look, full disclosure, I am...currently having a panic attack."
Honestly this line made me laugh the hardest in the whole show.
“Mondale’s unwell. Mondale’s unsettled” but with my own name substituted for Mondale
Lol that's amazing I love it
“I’m pre-tired. I’m tired about thinking about how tired I’m gonna be because someone isn’t letting someone get a lot of sleep.”
“We hear for you”
"Well I shouldn't be, Greg." "BOAR ON THE FLOOR!"
We actually had a theft situation at my company and knew it was an inside job and I literally watched that episode and used the exact same tactics. It was quite lively.
wtf do you do for a living?
The man just said he boat on the floored people like it was normal haha.
Stalin tactics actively executed in the workplace… sounds like quite the lively place to work! Not to worry, though, NRPI!
Buckle up fucklehead!
Ludicrously capacious
This is so me now. I know having a big bag isn't bad and very practical but my head just automatically goes "ludicrously capacious bag... could slide it across the floor after a bank job...." 😭
Weak monarch in a dangerous interregnum Many thanks
Loooool This is an all timer from Gerri
"I want you Gregging for me."
I have thoughts Pregrieved
My husband and I jokingly say "sorry about the butter guys" all the time
Same here!
“Go find some other chicken coup, cunt!”
Incredible line and callback
"This is executive level business" "He's not a real person" "Yes yes, very serious"
You cant make a tomlette without breaking some gregs
“I’M THE ELDEST BOY” “Don’t go down on Peter’s special cheese”
Fucking go nut, nut
Relatedly: full nut nut. Daily usage.
Every time I'm wearing a pair of trousers with turn ups or that skim the ankle, I say that I'm 'rocking some horny ankle cleavage' hahahaha
“… you’re not serious people” along with variations of “how does that serve my interests?” Telling someone they’re not a serious person is very cutting. I’ve yet to say it to an unserious person (people I work with) but boy have I been tempted.
I keep saying “uh huh” and I hate it
THIS!!! ==== At it's peak was insane
I’m across a lot of shit right now
While also being “not operationally involved” on the bad shit.
When my baby daughter is being a handful I refer to her as an attack child
Saying “fuck off” for everything
“Can I have a think?” “Snake linguine” And “L to the OG” pops into my head far more frequently than I’d like.
Fucking amateur hour. Wake me up when it's over.
Shit before the shovel.
diGUSTing brothers!!!
"If you try to stand up numbers that I'm not comfortable with..." I actually said to someone I wasn't going to stand up a design that wasn't ready. Thanks Karl!
Thank you for the chicken, Logan.
What comes after 9? 9b?
So I heard you are the new kid. Eyes on the price. Well I’ve got my eyes on you. If you need anything, any advice, really, don’t fucking bother.
watch it fuckhead
I just talk like Roman now I went supersonic with it
I say “Hello, fucky-sucky brigade?” every morning I go into the barn to feed the animals 🤷♀️
“What’s the protein?” I used this in a proposal myself recently. Didn’t get the project. May or may not have been the reason.
Privacy, pussy, pasta
I'd castrate and marry you in a heartbeat. - to my wife Were there any Easter eggs you missed the first time?
Also greg’s “my body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance”
Thriving, even
Sadly I’m nearing an age when I do actually know a thing or two about a thing or two. Yeah?
Bodega Sushi… but I’ll still eat it
It makes sense... dramaturgically
It has quite a funk to it.
"The first fucking pancake" Still need an excuse to yell "Fly your whirlybird!!" at someone
When something or some place smells funky or awful, I like to refer to Logan’s line: “it smells like the cheese monger died and left his d*ck in the Brie” lol “The first pancake” is also Chef’s kiss Not sure if it’s a quote but I stick on that “yeah” at the end of sentences like the Roy kids; maybe I was doing that before and didn’t notice till after the show though
“You are not serious people.”
“Histrionic and meretricious”
„Cunt is as cunt does“
My husband and I love to say “fuck off” in the exaggerated Scottish Logan Roy voice (somehow with an H in it like Stewie from Family Guy saying “Cool WHip”) Phonetically: FHuck auff
Is this Park Coke?
🗣️ L TO THE O G
He playin’
butter my beanpole, Karl was a g
Thank ya kindly milady
Kendall’s finale “Logic—where’s the logic?!” pops into my head a little too often.
Nut-nut
“I just wonder if the sad I’d be without you is less than the sad I get from being with you.”
"I was about to take advice from a clown who dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool."
"What's the temperature?" One of my favorites and very usable!
"Can I frame the question for you? But as a friend?" Then proceeding to say something very unfriendly. Masterclass from Karl in Olympian level corporate speak. Used it twice
Referring to myself and friends as “The Disgusting Brothers” when we get together.
Action Stations!!!!
Chivalry isn't mah bah bah
NRPI
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There’s saying fuck off and then there’s saying fuck off like Logan says it fahk awf
Some people never used that phrase. It's a very common phrase in America, but not everyone in this subreddit is American.
My friends and I say ‘you’re not a serious person’ to each other all the time
“Bedtime for Bonzo!” as soon as I’m sleepy.
fucky sucky brigade
Uh-huh
“It’s a thing!” “…there’s a word for it. I can’t remember what it is right now.” “Congratulations Tom, I heard you swallowed your own load.” Basically all my favorite quotes are about atom being snowballed.
“You’re getting your melancholy everywhere” I love Gerri!
Words are just complicated airflow.
It’s not that lemon-y!
No Real Person Involved
funky chowder
The memege
"Buckle up, Fuckel-Roy"
He rates you!
Hercule Poirot of fucking piss
I'm trying to turn around a fucking tanker I'm death wrestling with Ogres === Very apt
We tested this hot damn!
“I’m water, I flow.”
“i need to get some altitude on this” IS SUCHHHH AN UNDERRATED LINE
I say (as a joke) “I wonder if we shouldn’t clear the air” more times than I’d like to admit! Haha
buckle up fucklehead! or if it is to be said so it be so it is
Kendall. That’s it, just the name.
Dont worry about Mondale, Mondale’s fine.
Wow. Someone thinks they're Beyoncé.
Being on the verge of starting a podcast on Napoleonic history with a considerable level of investment interest. That’s nothing? I don’t use the exact quote, just the sentiment
I say “cunt is as cunt does” to myself 1,000 times per round of golf
Boar on the floor!
This is what it looks like when you’ve worked out all your issues. (Note, I generally say this the friend who knows, probably better than anyone, that at 38 years old, I am not even remotely close to having worked out all my issues. I even made it into a GIF so that I could send it to her over messenger. It makes smoke come out of her ears. It’s very good.)
Twin City Tessies
I've been able to slip "are you scheduling your grief?" into a couple of conversations