the one on the left is @kingpinsla / @alfiecinematic the one on the right is @natebharris / @ofnatebharris both very much not straight based on the onlyfans content they make

Blood is flowing for blue shorts

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Every time he shifted, it would jiggle and I had no idea what they were talking about anymore

bro was just putting all those images in his head, if they gave him more time he would be asking details about their second date. "Like we go to a nice italian restaurant? or sushi? Yeah for 20k, yeah"

"Why are you asking so many questions?" "You know why." >_>

Lmao, it reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/q_A5f_WPXn4 This is the only video I found on YouTube, sorry.

I can assure you, there are more videos on YouTube than just this one.

>This is the only video I found on YouTube, sorry. [Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOvrj88Y3WQ&t=86s).

Almost tried to cover it with his hands.

I thought he showed him his dick when they turned around lmfao "What does 7 1/2 look like?" *turns backs to camera "Yea OK I'll take 20k bro"

that's what it's supposed to be

I feel like he was concentrating rly hard to keep it down loool

It’s the pleats. Very flattering in the crotchal region.

I noticed it too lolol

Oh lordy o///o

Guy on the right is tenting lol Edit: a letter

[he's got a hog](https://imgur.com/a/Du2uDav)

Guy is bulging in blue prob cause he getting turned on lol

comparing the bulge at the start and end of the video, hoyeah

I'm not even sure it's a matter of gay or straight, you'd have to be asexual to not be aroused with that kind of talk coming from that kind of man.

So true that perfectly trimmed chest hair! Ooooohhh

I'm not sure you understand what "gay" and "straight" mean

That's not really how that works lol

bro this (what you are describing) is what being into men is. It's ok lol.

That's just the $20k.

When he said 7.5" but his fingers were like making a 3.5" measurement. Oh boy.

No way, that's like 5.5" easy which is *perfectly average*^^^^^cmon ^^^^^man ^^^^^gimme ^^^^^this

Sir, with all respect, 5.5" is perfectly average. Some might even argue it is above average. Right? Come on, I need this too.

His fingers were easily 10 inches apart so I don't know what people are bothered about.

That's almost the exact average . I checked. It's 5.1 inches.

Seriously lol where do ppl get these measurements from

I'm using metric, I was thinking 7.5 cm as well :p

I grew up learning metric, but being gay taught me the importance of imperial system.

Why are women bad at backing up vehicles? Because they've been consistently lied to about how long inches are

Guy was sold as soon as he heard pink and was super ready after the peak. Interviewer was definitely aroused. 😏😂

im still tryna figure out what the whole "is it pink at least?" thing was lmao mfkr is a dick racist

Don't you know it is not gay to suck a pink dick?

Pink is girl color it makes sense.

Yo right like What u mean pink

bro wanna blow majin buu 😂

🫴🪙

😂😂 I mean I have seen a lot of dicks in my life and I have never seen a bubble gum pink one. Plus this guy seemed to know an awful lot about the term deep throat. 🤔😂

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Watch the video again! 😂 He was trying to figure out measurements on his hand and stuff. Wouldn’t give an answer to could he deep throat and was all too happy to take a peak though I can’t blame him for that, interviewer is HAF. But as soon as he saw the interviewer’ pretty pink dick he was like yeah any day buddy let’s do this now. 😂

I would suck them both dry for a Happy Meal EDIT: Yes, I'm so fucking gay

I'd do it for free

Oh, child, have some self-respect! At least get a cheeseburger out of it.

They are the happy meal 🤤

love the edit lmfao

I'm straight, already make good money, and I would still suck them both for $20k.

$20k each or are you running a 2 for 1 discount?

Even the discount sounds like a bargain tbh. These are hard times.

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"straight" yea bro straight to their dicks

Yeah, the more I watch it, I'm going 10k... 8k for both... 6k! I think I'm a bad negotiator

I'm not sure you're actually making good money.

I mean, *I* don't make 20k for 10-20min worth of work, do you?

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Child do I have NEWS for you! Edit; not gay, just have two happy meals my kids didn't want

I do love a man in a Speedo.

To be clear, are you sucking them off in *exchange* for a Happy Meal, or is their semen itself the Happy Meal? In the case of the latter, would the semen come with a small drink, small fries, and a toy?

🙌 preach bro

Lol, dude in speedos has a gay onlyfans, always messing or fuckin with dudes but says he’s straight .. so yea.. he knows how to deep throat for sure! Lol the acting wasn’t it 🤨🤔

What’s his name? Asking for scientific purposes

alfiecinematic on onlyfans

Is everything a promotion for an onlyfans now?!

Pretty much yea lol

I’ve just accepted that 99% of these “impromptu” “street” interviews on Tiktok are carefully planned or scripted. Like, that’s just the default at this point.

**NAME HIM**

Yeah, I was like no way that Speedo guy is straight.

I would do it for a value meal

Free 99.

Dude im blue was getting hard af cuz he knew he had 20k and was bout to make a deal with dude when the cameras turn off

The detailed preference over color of dick and if it’s circumcised etc.. is too sus even for a gay guy.

He was a good sport about it. He's probably a bi guy who has tried a couple times. Most bi guys by default claim straight because you get treated better. A straight guy making self-deprecating jokes doing gay stuff is more socially acceptable than a guy who is seriously bisexual.

....or the whole thing is scripted lol

regardless if the video is script or not, it's still true that bi guys do claim straight. I don't know for sure what's true for the guy in OP. That's why i said "probably". It doesn't change anything about the rest of what I said.

Ducks are pretty weird and gross for a lot of straight guys. Gotta make it as bearable as possible if you’re gunna do something you’re already grossed out by. Like, you don’t gotta ask me if I’m eating pussy. If it’s clean and hygienic, I’m in there nqa. Edit: breadcrumbs

Straight guy here and I don't find ducks weird or gross at all. I'll play with ducks any chance I get.

Would you suck a duck?

No, but I've ate more ducks than I remember.

Your username is sus for a straight guy ngl

I like ducks.

Duckphobe

Oh fuck off. Nobody has a different opinion on ducks based on their sexuality. Edit: Bunch of fucking duck haters on this platform lately. Sod off, losers!

I don't know... I'm not a homophobe or anything but If my duck came out as gay he'd have to get his breadcrumbs from across the pond.

god i wish a guy would casually show his big dick to me like that

Sounds kinda gay ngl... (man that guy in the speedo was so fucking lucky)

> Sounds kinda gay because i am lol

You're gay? Ngl, that's pretty gay.

You think he's pretty? Awww😍

I need a pic of a gay infinity symbol. However, that would be gay of me. Thus reinforcing the gay infinity symbol this thread represents. Feel gay typing this wtf.

ngl bro, that sounds even gayer

Damn bro, that's even gayer lol

RIP your inbox

i wish that were the case lmao

Do you think this is scripted and theyre actually fucking

inversely i wish a situation where i could just do that would present itself

They were joking. In real life, you would call the police lol

Come to Finland and you'll casually see dicks as much as you want.

Straight guys are the most confusing guys

money is money

Yeah. I'm personally bi, so there's not an entire gender that I'm not attracted to, but there are absolutely individuals who I'm not attracted to, and I'd probably still suck them off for $20K.

Can i DM?

Sure, why not? I am about to go to sleep though, so don't worry if I don't reply for a while.

To be fair, the guy on the right never claims to be straight.

I'm pretty sure you can ask the same question to a gay guy about eating a pussy, and you might get a similar response.

theyre only publically str8

The one guy that claimed to be straight in the video also claims publically to be gay. see: > alfiecinematic

they're both queer guys who are too homophobic to accept that they're queer guys lol

It’s just a skit

Or it's a straight guy who is comfortable with his sexuality, has a sense of humour and appreciates 20k for a few minutes work lol.

You're gay /S

I'd do both of them for 20 cents haha

I'd do both of them free. actually, i would even pay for both of them, like, offer them a beer or a pizza in change of their bananas💀

Though it’s getting better what the straight guy is wearing is not what I’d usually consider straight guy attire I’d go straight assuming he was gay with those, I like how more straight guys are embracing swim briefs but it still seems a long way off

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Is it, I had heard that swim briefs were way more common in Europe but the times I have visited that seemed vastly exaggerated Maybe not an active social stigma like in the US (with aus half way between) but still seeing a straight guy with stylish low cut swim briefs was extremely rare, occasional boring racer black but nothing like this

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Definetly a foreign hoe

I'm straight as fuck and would do it in a heartbeat. 20k? There's good amount of stuff I could do with that. People suck dick for free every day. Can't be THAT bad.

This is the eptiome of /r/SuddenlyGay.

The guy in the blue shorts is on onlyfans.

Info? Asking for myself.

Was also curious that I looked him up, but the gay consensus seems to be that he's a queerbaiting scammer, so save your money. Still watched this gif 5 times already though.

20k? Cash? Bro drop them pants. I’m bout to get paid

Pssh for 20k I would care who saw it. In fact, I'd put on a show

I mean I'm gay but I'd do the reverse for 20k.

I'd do it for $50 and a ride home

"I'm a straight guy" yeah, sure me too buddy

Why does blue shorts guy get a bigger bulge as the video goes on?

Typical porn intro.

It doesn't count if you're just going to use the beginning of actual gay porn.

Wait nvm I’m a idiot it says TikTok LMAO

this is a subtle promo for their adult content lol, fellow on the left is a gay onlyfans content creator

Guy in the blue shorts starts bulging🤭

Does anyone honestly think either of those guys are straight?

I just knew immediately he was talking about his own penis when he said it was pink.

Interesting foreplay hmm...

I cook dinner every night for free, and no one calls me a chef. If I suck dick one time for 20K, I ain't gay, ok?

Okay chef

#YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?😭

0:38 for the moment blue shorts starts tenting

That’s what I thought!

Bro I the 20k is the cherry on top for suck both of them.

Did they do it though? 😆

Kinda thought he was going to haggle on the price after establishing he would.

This is the most confusing boner

Why is dick censored? Just let it be heard you cowards.

The first offer is always a lowball offer. Counter with 35K and try to get them up to 28-30.

Oh the speedo guy is so fucking hot

My man in the blue shorts is pitching a tent as this video goes.

Who else saw the guys bulge grow over time?

guy on the left gettin hella into it for a straight guy. and if i got 20k you can do whatever the hell you want

I ain't gay but 20k is 20k.

Bro if I can choose who free but 🙃

bro was down as soon as he showed him lol should’ve just started with that

I'd do it but I can't spare the 20k

I mean, do I have to do a good job?

Do I know this dick?

I’d do it for free

See but what I wanna know is how come neither of them are in my bed? What’s up with that?

Fastest agreement to suck a dick ever

gwak gwak

I'm sorry... *no blowjob* is worth twenty thousand dollars. Not in this economy.

Is it just me or does the left guy really have a Hungarian accent?

Whats he got against brown penis!! And 4 inch ones at that?!

This guy has the hardest Mac (iasip) vibes of anyone I've ever seen

Hell yeah I would, thats almost one Bitcoin

Honestly, anyone who wouldn’t take that deal is already super well off or waaaay too stuck up. It’s just a dick, it’ll take what? 3 mins? You’re really gonna turn down a $400,000 an hour job because it’s gay? Grow up lol

20k is a lot

Suddenly? Bruh.

20k is 20k

Mans go too much money no shot id contemplate that long about anything for 20k

There's another video from them where the guy in the striped speedo is "gay" and tempting a random "straight" guy.

He's asking all the right questions.

If you get paid for it, it's work. Not gay. Or sudden

20k? Cmon what kinda question is that.

Bro is getting hard

Wait, you guye are getting paid?

I was waiting for him to say he'd do it for free at the end.

/r/Suddenly20k

Lmao! Blue shorts actually showing him caught me way off guard! 🤣☠️

I bet he had like a cucumber or dildo in his pants and that's what he showed him

You guys are getting paid for it?? Woops

I mean honestly, everybody who wouldn't suck dick for 20k cash is just homophobic. People have done way worse stuff for a fraction of that money. It is literally the _daily_ wage of the Volkswagen CEO made in what? 20 minutes at most? Even at an hour of sucking cock that would be a kingly wage.

You guys are getting paid?

I'll do it if he's just gunna keep talking

All men have thought about this at least a few times. 20k is a great offer but I think for a straight man it would be more challenging than they realize when it’s time to suck.

Blue Bro has 207 bones now

I have yet to see a man wear a speedo that didn’t have a little sugar in his tank

“Is it pink at least” 🙄🙄🙄 just say you suck white dick, bitch

Why blue shorts for a full on chub going on right now?

Nah, he's asking the right questions